Nickname for Forte!

Dang, misspellings irritate me!

I added that sentence to achieve the 75 word requirement for a fan post!

Residence: Portland, Oregon Pro Team: Da Bears NCAA Football: LSU Baby!! Make sense?

by Dane Noble on Dec 4, 2008 6:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You know

You can edit your fanposts…

And to keep on topic – Matt Freakin’ Forte

--Torch

by torch on Dec 4, 2008 7:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Dec 4, 2008 7:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Or the Tulane Turbine

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Dec 4, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"Tulane Tornado" is better

"I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game." - Walt Whitman

by hip2bsquare on Dec 4, 2008 10:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

True.

I just didn’t want to say it myself because of the whole Katrina thing.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Dec 5, 2008 6:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Im from Louisiana,

And that didn’t even make me think of Katrina…lol. Maybe because Katrina was a hurricane, not a tornado…

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by Dane Noble on Dec 5, 2008 8:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Spawns tornados.

I live in Florida, used to live in Georgia, and Texas before that. I know about hurricanes.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Dec 6, 2008 7:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

frick

i was totally coming on this thread to make a berman joke.

by lopey986 on Dec 5, 2008 1:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you were coming on this thread?

How could he lose the ball in the sun....he's from Mexico.

by Hoytsstash on Dec 6, 2008 11:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You can't force a nickname

Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.

by Jbasic89 on Dec 5, 2008 1:19 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh, okay then.

Thanks for the head’s up.

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by Dane Noble on Dec 5, 2008 9:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I work with a guy named Tyler

he has a huge head. I call him “Toddler”. Too sublte for most, but I like it.
I always thought that Lovie’s nickname for Vasher (the interceptor) was lame. I hope he doesn’t start calling Forte “The Converter”. Could be the kiss of death.

by weasel27 on Dec 5, 2008 1:33 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

The funny thing about Vasher is...

I have a friend who says stupid things all the time. And that same year, he didn’t know what a CB was and was referring to Vasher and called the CB you know the interceptors. We all started busting up laughing because he had know clue what the position was. Every week for about 4 weeks we would mock him calling every position on the field something stupid, like the runner, the thrower, the tackler, etc. Then Lovie calls, Vasher the Interceptor and we all about choked on our Skittles.

He still thinks he was right of course and I am still ticked at that knickname.

Kick it to me... I'm open!

by #23 on Dec 5, 2008 10:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Bermanism

Matt Forte-thirte-twente-tente-TOUCHDOWNE!

by weasel27 on Dec 5, 2008 1:36 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Lol

Yeah, I like that one!

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by Dane Noble on Dec 5, 2008 9:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Forte

Matt “I’m the only man worth a damn on this shitty ass team” Forte

by McRipper on Dec 5, 2008 9:02 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

I could see him checking in to a hotel under that name... lol

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by Dane Noble on Dec 5, 2008 9:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Totally.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Dec 5, 2008 6:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Respect

In a Cartman voice: Matt “Respect My” Forte

If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka

by Ditkavsworld on Dec 5, 2008 10:12 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

ha

This one’s a stretch but I dig the creativity!

by Gone Savage on Dec 5, 2008 8:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Sounded good....

in my head.

If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka

by Ditkavsworld on Dec 8, 2008 12:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

How bout?

Matt “The Throttle” Forte
“The Juke-box”

cant think anymore.

by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Dec 5, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Not a juker though.

Maybe Emmitt, Jr. ?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Dec 5, 2008 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ok let's have a little more respect of Emmitt!!

Matt is a great running back but he has not yet proved himself to be in a league with Emmitt and some of the other greats yet.

by bpayton34 on Dec 8, 2008 10:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I know.

He’s a Gator. I’m saying he runs like him and he wears the same number…

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Dec 11, 2008 7:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Forte All Day

I'm not going to even bother trying to update this sig everyday anymore... that's what the standings column on ESPN is for.
Updated on May 25, 2008

by SackMan on Dec 5, 2008 6:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Umm... All Day as in Adrian Peterson?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Dec 5, 2008 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs