Who Will Win Super Bowl?
by SamuraiMike50 on Jan 28, 2009 2:04 PM CST
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Printi can't believe the Cardinals, and Kurt Warner, are in the Super Bowl
i can't believe Willis McGahee is alright after being belted by the Steel Curtain
what is your take on sundays game?
personally i don't care, i'm just watching for the commercials and because... well what the heck else am i gonna do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Ce-SJreIA
i hope they have another sobe commercial (that should get me to 75 words)
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Early IS a Card.
For those children who claimed they’ve been a fan of their favorite team all their life, or even since they were about four or five years old: bullshit. There’s always that certain event or certain player that draws to the sport and draws you to a team. For me, Nomar Garciaparra was that reason. - Nick Coviello: I Try To See Rocco, But All I Think Is Nomar; 1/9/09
Did you hear about the fire in University of Texas' football dorm that destroyed 200 books?
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You ever
think of what the first thing an LSU grad says to a Texas graduate after getting his degree?
I'M A MAN! I'M 22!
By the way, the real tragedy with the fire:
150 of the books hadn’t even been colored yet.
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Q: Why do University of Texas fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in the Hanidicapped Spaces
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Q: How many LSU students does it take to make popcorn?
A: Eleven. One to hold the pan and ten to shake the stove.
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Q: How many University of Texas freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it’s a sophomore course.
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Q: What is 100 yards long and has three teeth?
A: The front row at an LSU home game.
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Texas joke?"
The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6’ tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Texas grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6’ 2” tall, weighs 225, and he’s a Texas grad. And the fella next to him is 6’ 5" tall, weighs 250, and he’s a Texas grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who left 2 LSU tickets on the dashboard of his car?
A: When he got back to his car, he found a broken windshield and 10 more tickets.
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A Tiger fan, a Longhorn fan and a Sooner fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to 20 lashes.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”
The Sooner fan was first in line, so he thought about this for a while and then said, “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Sooner fan had to be carried away bleeding and weak with pain when the punishment was done.
The Texas fan was next up, and after watching the scene, said “All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back.” But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Texas fan out crying like the little girly man he so clearly was.
The Tiger fan was the last one up , but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, “You support the greatest team in the world, your alumni has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”
“Thanks, your most Royal highness,” the Tiger fan replies. “In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”
“Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave,” the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. “If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?” the Sheik asks.
“Tie the Texas fan to my back.”
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One day, a Tiger was visiting his Texas cousin to watch some football. Before the games started, they went grocery shopping. The Texas student walked into a store, went up to an employee and said, “Ma’am, I’d like some ’taters, some ’maters, and some ernions.” She supplied what they needed.
As they got in the car the Tiger said, “Man, you are stupid. It’s not ‘maters’, ‘taters’ and ‘ernions’, it’s ‘tomatoes’, ‘potatoes’ and ‘onions’. Let me show you how it’s done.” So his cousin agreed. The next store they got to, the Tiger walked up to an employee and said, “Sir, I’d like some potatoes, tomatoes and onions. The employee looked at him and said, "You must be an LSU grad.” The Tiger looked proudly at his cousin and said, “Why yes, I am. How could you tell? My beautiful speech?” The employee said, “No, sir. It’s because this is a furniture store.”
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There were three Longhorns huddled around each other at a local bar. All of a sudden, they jumped up and yelled, “Yeah, 45! 45!” The bartender goes down to them and asks, “45? What are you guys so excited about?” One of the Longhorns speaks up, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. The box said 2 to 3 years and we did it in 45 days!”
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After the football game, this Texas fan and LSU fan were involved in a bad accident on a deserted road. The Texas fan knew he was at fault. He got out of his car to see if the LSU fan was alright. Fortunately, neither of the men were seriously hurt. While waiting for the police to arrive, the men started chatting. The Texas fan said how foolish it was to hold such contempt for the other’s team. After a short while, the Texas fan went to his car to get a bottle of wine to celebrate their new friendship. He offered it to the LSU fan, who proceeded to down half of the bottle. As the LSU fan started to pass the bottle to the Texas fan, he was interrupted by the Texas fan, who told him, “No thanks. I think I’ll wait until after the police are gone.”
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A Lonhorn went riding, and everything was going fine until the horse suddenly started bouncing out of control. He tried to hang on, but with a foot caught in the stirrup, he fell off head-first. With his head bouncing up and down, the horse didn’t even slow down. And just as the Longhorn was giving up hope and losing consciousness, a Kmart employee came out and unplugged it.
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