A Friendly Warning from a Bears Fan
by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 9:28 AM CDT
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Jay Cutler is a bum!
I hope you've been doing some upper body lifting, Mr. Cutler, because this loss (along with every loss from here on out) will be on your shoulders. Throwing interceptions is inexcusable and will not be tolerated in our city, where god-like quarterback play has been a staple of our team for years.
I don't care that you threw for 300 yards and 2TD's in this game. I couldn't possibly care any less that you've come in and provided life to a receiving group that came to Chicago so that they could happily die. And I really don't give a fat rats arse that, prior to this week, you were the first QB since Jack Concannon in 1970 to have a 100-plus passer rating in three straight games.
None of that matters if you cannot step up, be a man, and overcome the rest of the deficiencies we have as a team. We brought you in to cure all of our ills... you are (or were) our savior, whether you wanted to be or not!
Do you realize what we gave up for you? Two first round draft picks and a third. Maybe you're not aware of our rich history of evaluating first round draft talent, but then again... it's obvious you don't care about the Chicago Bears or it's fans.
On top of the draft selections, we also had to throw in our future first ballot QB in Kyle "Cousin It" Orton. Please tell me you're watching Denver's offense play, so that you can learn how to win games, which is all that KO does!
Brian was right, you really do put the "Jay" in va-jay-jay!
We are now 3-2 and the Vikings are 6-0. Despite only being six weeks into the regular season and still having two games to play against a Favre-led Minnesota team, our season is over. My life is over.
The trade... it was and is an obvious bust! Even more so of one than the Hershel Walker to the Vikings trade. Hey Jay, at least you win at something!
At this juncture, I'm ready to play let's make a deal with the wizard that is Josh McDaniels. Let's trade back, please... Take Cutler! You can keep our draft picks and we'll even throw in Knox since he's really yours after all. Just give us back Orton so we can, as a franchise, know what it feels like to be winners again.
Chicago - we payed top dollar for filet and McDaniels gave us ground chuck. The "Sizzle" is gone and all we're left with is the char from an overcooked and overpriced steak. It's official, we've been burned!
I just wish we had been given some warnings!
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I guess I should of made my sarcasm a little more apparent
with a smiley face or something.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 19, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice preemptive strike against the flood
that I’m sure is coming.
Never knew you were so eloquent.
Side Note: Incase anyone is interested today is my dad’s 61st B-day and he is planning on submitting his name to Lovie to be the Bears new Offensive Coordinator. I told him I have some plays scribble down on a napkin to get him started. So lets keep our fingers crossed that my dad gets the job. He’s never coached but he did play high school football.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 9:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Im hoping he gets it
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
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by BearNecessities on Oct 19, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
Be sure to click the links… My little DVD Easter eggs, if you will.
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE
the rich history link…it made me cringe, but I love it nonetheless
by BigAppleBearsFan on Oct 19, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome links. :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am waiting for you to smack me around today
For your Hoosiers whipping up on the most pathetic team in the nation..my Illini…
Roachy love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
by tfrabotta on Oct 19, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really my style.
I also didn’t see the game so it’s hard to talk smack about a game I never saw. Plus with the turd of a game last night, I’m not really in the victory mood.
But if it helps, your team is horrible.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will graciously accept
last place in the big ten…
Roachy love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
by tfrabotta on Oct 19, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's nice to not be there for once.
However the season isn’t over yet.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like dad has a more impressive resume than our current offensive master-mind
Here’s hoping he lands the gig…
by JimmyMack on Oct 19, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's played Madden a few times as well.
Probably can add that to his resume.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never knew you were so eloquent.
I got Gesia to edit it for me.
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
double wrecked!
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh thats great
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on Oct 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny Joke
I am assuming this is predicting what jack arses come over here and start ranting that? For as shitty as we played, Cutler kept us in it. There are really no excuses for the INTs. He just over threw his targets twice. Good to see after the INTs we bounced back.
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 9:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they already did
after last nights game, thankfully there is a god, and they were deleted
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
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by BearNecessities on Oct 19, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best was from the Chiefs' fan!
They won A game (against the Redskins), and all the sudden they wanna bag on Cutler. That’s classic stuff you just cannot make up. How about worry about your own franchise QB!
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ridiculous
Cutler’s INTs didn’t help, but he by no means lost us the game. With any other QB we probably lose that game by a lot more considering all of our mistakes.
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had so many costly mistakes.
That loss was definitely a team effort.
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His INTs cost us at least 6 points
I’m not going to call you guys “blind” fans, but if he had been conservative and thrown the balls away, the Bears would’ve had a chance to win with a FG at the end. I guess I’m still glad he’s our QB though.
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree with you on this one.
We definitely could have had 3 on the red zone intereception but the other one was no where near Robbie’s range. Also, I thought the 2 picks were bad throws, not bad decisions. Physical mistakes, as long as they don’t become the norm, I can live with, they’re like errros in baseball, it’s the bad decision making (ala Rex Grossman) that would be discouraging. I don’t think Cutler made bad decisions last night.
by BearFan611 on Oct 19, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a chance
the first was completely bad judgement, and should’ve been thrown away. It wasn’t even remotely close to Hester. The second was thrown in-between three Falcons, and required a pin-point accurate pass (Olsen was triple-covered on the play). Maybe Gould doesn’t get a chance to kick, but at least give the offense the opportunity to score points.
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm confused...
“It wasn’t even remotely close to Hester” (sorry, I still can’t get the damn pink box thing right)
Doesn’t that mean the same thing as a bad pass? Also, in regard to the Olsen overthrow, if the pass was 2 feet lower he could have made the catch and had room to run, the defenders, from my recollection, weren’t that close.
We didn’t bring Cutler here to be conservative, that was the knock against Orton, he’s the kind of QB who can make those throws. Both plays were early enough in the game, where the outcome didn’t seem to rest on those particular plays. I still don’t see them as bad decisions.
by BearFan611 on Oct 19, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(sorry, I still can’t get the damn pink box thing right)
Too easy!
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I'm weak and useless.......
by BearFan611 on Oct 19, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just highlight it...
And then click the (") icon, BAM! Toughactin’ Tinactin!
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too easy!
What’s too easy?
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not the quote thing...
the actual comment – you must re-read it… although the quote box was a nice topper!
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know what was going on
that was my attempt to be funny. Apparently it failed…. :(
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You fail... at life!
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never fail the pink box
never… ;)
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am the slayer of pink box
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on Oct 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you.
You make fun of me 13 or 14 more times and I won’t post here anymore.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha.
Oh, don’t worry, dude. You couldn’t get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you not think
the first one was a bad decision? He threw far from Hester, and right to the defender. Usually, Cutler does complete the pass to Olsen, but it’s still a high risk. On the replay it shows all three defenders in good position in case the throw was errant.
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by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Safety did make a nice play on the first INT. Cutler led Hester too much and the Safety came up from deep zone
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're not communicating for some reason...
I agree that he threw far from Hester, if he threw it within his reach, it’s a completion. To me that’s a physical mistake not a mental error. Doesn’t that make sense?
by BearFan611 on Oct 19, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
To me, it’s a mental error because even if it’s completed to Hester he goes for no gain. Throw the ball away and you guarantee a 3 point lead on the road, in a hostile environment on the opening drive.
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see that but, like I said, it was early in the game
so I don’t think the relevance at that point was as important as it turned out. Also, I don’t remember the exact situation, what down was it when he threw and was there a chance for another 1st down or would we have to be in the end zone at that point?
by BearFan611 on Oct 19, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was 3rd down and goal I believe
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And with no running game this year, there's even more pressure on him
We didn’t bring Cutler here to be conservative, that was the knock against Orton,
Cutler is a gun-slinger who has won a couple of ball-games for us with great passing down the stretch, in the 4th quarter. He had an off-night last night, though and we came up a little short. He does have a pretty weak supporting cast, though – barring the receivers who are doing an adequate job.
by JimmyMack on Oct 19, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He came back pretty strong
after the INTs though.. something Grossman never did
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by BearNecessities on Oct 19, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but if Hester had laid out
I think he could have prevented the pick. Not saying it was a good pass, just saying Hester needs to learn that there’s more to being a receiver than just catching passes.
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by JerBear50 on Oct 20, 2009 4:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if...
> Roach had been able to call a good D and not put 2 defenders on 3 WR’s…
> Forte wouldn’t have fumbled (twice) at the goal line…
> Pace wouldn’t have false started…
> Omiyale could have made one block all game…
> Turner would’ve called a bootleg, instead of two runs up the gut (which wasn’t working)…
> Special teams hadn’t had 12 men on the field…
> KO coverage hadn’t lapsed on that last return, giving them field position…
> Coaches would’ve prepared the players better…
> etc, etc, etc…
Like I said, team loss.
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure
add all that to what Cutler did, and the team invariably gets a loss.
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly.
There were just too many mistakes, all around, to blame the loss on one person.
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely a team loss
but we gave away a lot to get Cutler, and he needs to be more careful in the red-zone. If it’s not there, throw the darn ball out of bounds.
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If someone offered you
Two First Round picks and a Third, plus a QB of Orton caliber in exchange for Cutler and Knox, would you take it?
Good with the bad! Yeah, he’s gotta be more careful, but there’s so much good!
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How big
was JA negotiating for that 5th round pick… I would guess that pick wasn’t on the table at first.
by rdent4hof on Oct 19, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our 3rd probably wasn't either though!
Just speculation.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough
Just trying to be positive today you bfhiffjdfiuwrwrg!!!!!!!!
by rdent4hof on Oct 19, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As of right now...sure
but if he continues his bad decision-making in the red-zone, then no.
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping it's not a big problem, the only thing that worries me though is
wasn’t that one of the knocks against him from the Denver trolls after the trade was made? Hopefully, since he’s still a very young QB, that as he grows it’s less of an issue.
by BearFan611 on Oct 19, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Ryan had a worse passer rating than Cutler, and ATL won. Cutler put us in a position to win… as a team we collectively blew it.
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was merely pointing out
the points lost because of his turnovers. You can spin it anyway you want it, but they were still his fault(s) on those passes.
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We lost at least 6 pts, probably 10 because of turnovers in general. Cutler INT and Forte fumble (x2) were disgusting to see.
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the nice thing
i’m seeing here, is for once, the fans almost collectively stick up forour qb, not sticking it to him… yes Cutler should have made bad decisions, however, he also rebounded from that and threw TDs and led us down the field in the end, we couldn’t run it on the last few plays, because our run game sucks… Sizzle may have F’d up, but he brought us back
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by BearNecessities on Oct 19, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
err
Cutler made bad decisions…
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 19, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely
He just needs to play within the offense and himself. Not always get caught up into “I need to make all the plays for my team to win.” I agree he did do a nice job of getting the offense in place to score to tie the game (x2).
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear you
but i bet the way they have shut down our Running game all year, he feels like thet going into every game
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 19, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cutler has been under pressure all year
Not always get caught up into "I need to make all the plays for my team to win."
Our running game was in the bottom 5 of the NFL, I believe, coming into the game. It’s almost like a one-dimensional offense. Did Cutler out-rush Matt Forte last night?
I did like the way our receivers played, though, especially Hester.
by JimmyMack on Oct 19, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
but Cutler missed a streaking Knox that would’ve been a TD, and a couple other wide-open WRs (Hester and Olsen). He’s been good for the most part, but still hasn’t reached the levels expected of him. Hopefully, this is all part of the acclimation process.
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 19, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was Cutler's rating for the game?
I was impressed that we held Ryan to a rating of under 70. I think he came in at something like 108…
Even though we didn’t get any sacks, hats off to our D for keeping a good QB in check. I think we held Turner to under 50 yards rushing again, too.
by JimmyMack on Oct 19, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cutler – 27/43, 300 yards, 2TD, 2INT, 79.6 rating
Ryan – 19/33, 185 yards, 2TD, 2INT, 68.4 rating
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Turner:
13 carries for 30 yards.
Forte:
15 carries for 23 yards.
(FWIW)
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's interesting
Less than 2 YPC for Forte. I think it’s time to re-evaluate our running game. Maybe we should’ve traded for a running back or an O-lineman.
Is there anyone out there in the free-agent market?
by JimmyMack on Oct 19, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noone that's gonna excel behind our OL...
which is getting absolutely zero push. It’s not all on Forte, in my opinion.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it's not all on Forte
Most of it is probably on the O-line.
by JimmyMack on Oct 19, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OC
Have you noticed how our team has entirely different personnel, yet look almost the same as last year? Kyle Orton through 5 yard outs pretty sufficiently too.
Until Ron Turner realizes Jay Cutler is not Kyle Orton and opens up the playbook, our offense will struggle. Remember in the preaseason when we let Cutler throw the ball? We scored 17 pts a quarter. Our players looked sick last night and afraid to get hit. Forte backed down, Knox caught a slant and froze and tip toed until he got hit. It is a mental problem for some plays and it has developed from our lackluster offensive coaching.
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's true however...
Until Ron Turner realizes Jay Cutler is not Kyle Orton and opens up the playbook, our offense will struggle
I assume by this, you mean throwing the ball down-field more?
I think based on Cutler’s supporting cast (pass protection), he’s a little bit limited in being able to run plays that require him to stand in the pocket a little longer, while waiting for things to develop down field. Knox and Hester can flat out blow by people, but it Cutler’s laying on his back, that’s not going to do us much good…
by JimmyMack on Oct 19, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shotgun, roll out right. The whole line sucks, but right side is playing a little better. In my opinion, especially on turf like last night, we should be letting our gunners go to work.
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turner's play-calling is definately predictable
And probably encourages opposing D’s to “load up” in passing situations. I like the idea of rolling out to the right side. It doesn’t seem like we use play-action very much, either.
by JimmyMack on Oct 19, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t it all come down to coaching? I am fine wiith Lovie Smith…but our coaches blew it. We looked like a high school team. 12 men on the field? Wildcat worked for our longest run of the night? We need a new offensive coordinator and a new offensive line. It is obvious.
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually...
Cutler was our leading rusher! YIKES – who are we, the falcons of yesteryear?!?
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, that was pretty awesome. He wasn’t going out of bounds either. Love the mentality, just don’t get hurt.
I probably said it 5 times already, but how come ATL figured out to go with Norwood to the outside so quickly and it took his 3 quarters to figure out to do the SAME thing with Wolfe? Why does Ron Turner hate Bears fans???
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know we seem to have lost the ability to run right now...
but we were 43 times passing vs. 23 rushing attempts (20 if you subtract Cutler’s scamper, the wildcat play and the reverse to Hester). Way to get off the bus…
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am just saying
Our coaches have said Wolfe is going to be a bigger part of the offense this year… WHEN!?!? We have played 5 games and I see the same horrible plays called as when we had Kaylie Orton at QB.
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Join the movement
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah!
Because those things always work!
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish they did
It would be too hard to change coordinators midway through a season, but Turner has to go. He is not a good NFL offensive coordinator
by brands735 on Oct 19, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a great safety play
and an olsen route that looked like he gave up
i’m more worried about a running back and useless oline.
by mike b on Oct 19, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry I missed that.
Wasn’t in the mood to check the boards after the game.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a Broncos fan, I have to say that Jay has been improving.
…Something he never did in Denver. A couple of things really impressed me with his play:
1. On the TD to Olsen, his first receiver was covered, so he found his TE open in the end zone. Last year, that’s a pick into double or triple coverage.
2. Neither INT was a bad decision. A bad throw is more easily excused.
by Velveeta on Oct 20, 2009 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
love the sarcasm haha. i’m expecting a few Denver fans coming over to say “lol cutler sucks we are awesome orton is the next peyton manning”. There were 2 last night i know for sure just trolling. Yes we traded players. and a few draft picks were exchanged. We aren’t rivals, and we’re not even in the same conference. We have no qualms with you. Did Jay really break your heart that much?
for all its worth, i am still proud of the fact we have cutler. INT’s happen. no QB is perfect.
by Nih1lus on Oct 19, 2009 9:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping for a post like this...
Thanks for pulling through smudgers!
by rdent4hof on Oct 19, 2009 10:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
st. louis
jax
buffalo
washington
tennessee
cleveland
miami
tampa bay
carolina
oakland
san fran
maybe dallas, jets
by mike b on Oct 19, 2009 10:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apologies.
I would like to apologize for those few rogue Broncos fans that have been pestering you at every opportunity. I honestly can’t imagine how pissed I would be if the roles were reversed, though I’m sure I’ll find out when Orton has a bad game and/or Denver loses a game. Anyway, I watched your game last night and saw a team with plenty of potential. The return units are explosive, the defense is solid and the offense can really move the ball in the air. Once you iron out the coverage units, turnovers and running game you’ll be more than most teams can handle. Good luck!
"A player who conjugates a verb in the first person singular cannot be part of the squad, he has to conjugate the verb in the first person plural. We. We want to conquer. We are going to conquer. Using the word 'I' when you're in a group makes things complicated." ~ Wanderley Luxemburgo, 1999
by ejruiz on Oct 19, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
It seems like some of your members and upper management finally took a stand… very refreshing to see (42 recs and counting). It’s not that we don’t want MHR members here, we do… just the crap that has been spewed lately has gotten ridonkulous!
Thanks for the post… good luck tonight!
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank YOU.
No community can be held responsible for every one of its members, so don’t hold the loons against MHR.
"A player who conjugates a verb in the first person singular cannot be part of the squad, he has to conjugate the verb in the first person plural. We. We want to conquer. We are going to conquer. Using the word 'I' when you're in a group makes things complicated." ~ Wanderley Luxemburgo, 1999
by ejruiz on Oct 19, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff.
Metal sharpens metal.
And this guy right here understands and knows what leadership is all about: The coach, the hall of famer......... Dick Butka! George Ryan
by dakoose on Oct 19, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We all have been talking about the next 10 years
and whatnot… but what about Cutler getting hammered in the backfield and scramblin for his life, with no running game (again)… do you really think that kind of stuff leads to you wanting to sign a long term extension?
I don’t think Cutler is all about the money, but does Chicago give him the best shot to win a Championship?
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
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by BearNecessities on Oct 19, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
smudgers blew a head gasket it appears
or this was a stillborn attempt at humor
I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren
by lookingdeadred on Oct 19, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry you don't like.
And stillborn, really? Stay classy!
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cry Baby Smudgers?????
I thought that TRUE BEAR FANS were to be considered ADULTS and not a totally imature, diaper wearing, suck tit toddler that can only cry in his milk about how a football game has totally RUINED his LIFE?? I sincerly hope that you don’t have any kids or living relatives that know who you are and will be embarased by your assinined tirade of words. I felt like telling you to grow up but it’s to late for you fella.
By your own words, you and a whole lot of fans expected a savior. Well gee whiz magee. Guess what? Our team is after all just plain ordinary human beings that play football for a living and the majority of the team have just graduated to the walking stage and you expect them to be world class competitors????
Every team is going to take their falls, I don’t care how good they are. No matter how bad a team may look, they will shine like a new star at the most inopertune time and take the top dog down, this includes NO, VIKES, DENVER, COLTS, etc. You get my drift.
Those teams are playing against 13 players from the opposing team. The eleven players in uniform on the other side, and the unknown QUANTUM. ADD the FEAR of making a mistake. All of those teams won’t admit it but that fear will eat at them like a cancer and because of their worry they will stumble to their average level of play while the rest of the league will find theirs and some will catch up to them. It happens in every team sport every year. TRUE BEARS FANS SUPPORT THEM , NO MATTER
by E. T. on Oct 19, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now is a great opportunity
to not feed the trolls…
Be nice. Flag comments that you think are offensive. Use the "reply" button. Drink plenty of water. Compliment others. Rec (wreck) comments and posts you like. Don't call people names. If you don't like someone's comment, attack the comment and not the commentor. Learn the difference in your/you're, then/than, to/too. Exercise. Relax. Stretch often. Find good in the world.
Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Oct 19, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dully noted.
But it is difficult. Although if the obvious sarcasm of this post was lost on him/her, I don’t reckon an intelligent post would get too far either.
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by smudgers on Oct 19, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We get it.
Don’t worry about it. I applaud your restraint.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 19, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Warning
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 19, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarcasm is a glorious thing
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on Oct 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ykes
Chicago is home to the dumbest fanbase in sports, seriously it doesn’t matter what sport or team. We are the home of the meatball!
by 815Sox on Oct 19, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way
great original poster… even better that some are taking it serious
by 815Sox on Oct 19, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Throwing interceptions is inexcusable and will not be tolerated in our city
LMFAO !!!!
Dude, if you think that train wreck against Atlanta was Cutler’s fault then you don’t know what you’re looking at ….
by Irish Bears Fan on Oct 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The more I read this ...
… the more I want to puke …. I hate stupid fans ….
by Irish Bears Fan on Oct 20, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the more you read your own comments you mean
you’re failing.
by mike b on Oct 20, 2009 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to wrap my mind
around the fact you don’t see the “sarcasam” or “humor” of this post. Lighten up Francis.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 20, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
At lease he found it more humorous...
than dead baby references.
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by smudgers on Oct 20, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well yeah
dead baby references….. not funny.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 20, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1 for stripes reference
this was a funny warning to me. shame i didn’t get on here until today, seems like i missed out on some amusing trolling sunday night.
that reminds me of another nickname for (hopefully) benchwarmer omiyale
by reefermadness3 on Oct 22, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it safe to post yet?
Smudgers, you win. The headline shocked me (Bronco fan) and you had me until I noticed links. I managed to catch on before I finished…. Epic, full of win in so many ways, and some of the posters replying will never appreciate it.
I am humbled, thank you for this post.
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal
by tannji on Oct 20, 2009 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now you have me blushing!
Thanks and congrats on your boys win last night.
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by smudgers on Oct 20, 2009 6:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey smudgers
over at MHR yesterday, there was some defense of the flaming comments by the users over there, calling you out specifically… i’ve always found you to be insightful, and extremely well natured and funny (see above fanpost) in your writing… so just thought you should know, somebody dragged your name through the mud (don’t remember who)
pretty sure it was in the bad manners fanpost over there, which i think most people are on board with us, leave well enough alone.
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 20, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's cool...
I’m not worried about it. You cannot appease everyone and it’s easy to take things the wrong way on the internet.
For the most part, I still have a good rapport with the majority of the people at MHR. Obviously apart from a few people who live under bridges, steal people’s cigarettes and frequent WCG to stir up the pot, of course.
Seriously, no worries. Good lookin’ out. And thanks for the kind words.
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by smudgers on Oct 20, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good game last night guys
hope you don’t mind i joined in the discussion
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 20, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You joined SD's conversation first
And asked them to rain on our parade… poor judgment….. this year…. = ) your welcome anytime dude.
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal
by tannji on Oct 20, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
??
i joined yours way earlier. just asked them if they thought they could win, and how… they had no real substance to offer, so i went back to MHR
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 20, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry I didnt see your reply....
And I was just giving you crap for venting your frustration…. all understandable = )
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal
by tannji on Oct 23, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
smudgers
As a fellow Bears fan, I really can’t believe you would have the sheer audacity to post such an inflammatory, atrocious, oh hell, never mind all that ; ). Being a big fan of sarcasm, I have to tell you, this post absolutely kicks a$$. I would have assumed after clicking on the very first link of the “other” Jay Cutler, the sarcastic nature of the post would have been pretty much evident. I guess,for some, its a little more difficult to grasp(which only makes it that much better,IMO). However, as a friendly warning to your friendly warning, I feel compelled to advise you that if you continue to post top shelf work like this, you stand the very real chance of becoming a “Power Poster” here,heaven forbid.Also, considering the timing of the post, I also find it quite admirable that you can hold your head up, maintaining a great sense of humor on the immediate heels of a tough road loss for our boys.Indicates to me that your not a member of the “divisions lost, seasons lost” crowd, thank goodness. Nicely done and thank you.
"They better get another quarterback cuz we're comin"-#58 Wilber Marshall LB Chicago Bears
by BearDown34 on Oct 20, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely not a part of that crowd!
The loss sucked, don’t get me wrong, but it’s a long season. Keep fighting the good fight!
And thanks, I am glad you liked. Next time I’ll try and tone down the sarcasm though… make it more evident, maybe a disclaimer or maybe I’ll even type “I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid” in the header. No?!?
… a “power poster” – one could only dream! ;)
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by smudgers on Oct 20, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some one say Power Poster?
Ditka Avenger and Original WCG Power Poster!!!!
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 20, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need a seal...
Maybe one day… I’ll see what I can come up with. Maybe.
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by smudgers on Oct 20, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha. That'd be pretty awesome.
you don’t have to do it though. I know with your boss being all over you 4 days a month can be stressful.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 20, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many of us annointed "Power posters" are there now??
Roachy love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
by tfrabotta on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the original list
If you would be so kind tfrabotta, or ditkavsworld, or GeoMak, or GeauxBears, or any of you other power posters
I don’t know if any others have been annointed or not. We can do one of two things, ask Bearanco who else he thinks are Power Posters or… we can ask who wants to be considered a power poster.
Either way I see the phrase “power poster” not going anywhere for quite some time.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not going anywhere or away??
Roachy love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
by tfrabotta on Oct 23, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about both.
You were listed first so you are more of the Power Poster than I, so I’ll let you make the call.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am now adding this to sig as well..
Roachy love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
by tfrabotta on Oct 23, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the members of your club need a logo!
Here’s my entry…
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess my computer knows how to block.
Maybe we can get my computer to play LG.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
None.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets do it!
The computer at LG, not us… unless….
by rdent4hof on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah the computer
us… not so much….
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're sayin' there's a chance!
;-)
by rdent4hof on Oct 24, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No chance.... :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 24, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's very well done.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is awesome!!
Roach love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
- "Original WCG Power Poster!"
by tfrabotta on Oct 24, 2009 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome...
I was kinda hoping someone would icon it. Good show, sir.
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by smudgers on Oct 24, 2009 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 24, 2009 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smudgers, nice read but my take is kinda the opposite.
On a previous post I was stupid enough to make the statement that Jay Cutler blew it in the last game. I was referring to the two interceptions and how I felt we lost a lot of momentum on those two plays. I was merely critiquing what I felt was a key point in the loss. I never said I hated Cutler or wanted Orton back, but I was also stupid enough to point out Orton having a good season. You would have thought I’d blasphemed. It seems to me that being critical of Cutler is almost a sin in WCG land. I think that’s a shame because it keeps us from having an honest and frank assessment of each game. To think that Culter’s 2 picks had NOTHING to do with losing the game is absurd but I had to listen to people make excuses for the throws and say that I was way off in my assessment and everybody BUT Cutler was to blame for the loss. (OK it wasn’t quite THAT bad, but close) I just think we need to be able to be critical of the entire team and staff without holding anyone above reproach. But, as always, great satire. Loved the read.
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
by Just Dave on Oct 21, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No doubt.
In my view, Jay is fair game as is every other player, coach, etc. But this was, as others have stated, a preemptive strike against the onslaught of fan post that spew but Cutler hate packaged in false concerns about our well beings. Nothing more. There were a few such post that leaked through on Sunday night, right after the game – one being from a Chiefs’ fan, yeah… I know.
About the blame. I get what you’re saying about the momentum… I do. I just know there were a ton of mistakes, all around. We, as a team, kept shooting ourselves in the foot. It was almost as if we didn’t want to win.
Keep fightin’ the good fight brother!
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by smudgers on Oct 21, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Chiefs fan
was just over the top… the best come back for them is
“yeah but, you’re a Chiefs fan”
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by BearNecessities on Oct 21, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, man...get your sh*t together
there is no way on Earth that Cutler and Orton can both be doing well. Haven’t you learned by now that only one of them can be good? Planets will collide and the sun will extinguish if both of these guys have some success at the same time. Obviously, if you have any criticism of Jay (and nothing would be valid, it’s just ignorance on your part) you HAVE to want Kyle back and demand that the Broncos give us back our 2 first round picks (plus we still keep Johnny Knox just for the aggravation) as well.
I’m really surprised since you seem to make sense most of the time…..disappointing!
by BearFan611 on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TO: A Friendly Warning from a Bears Fan
You need to get a life if you are depending solely on one person to win the games. I as recall the Chicago Bears is a team not a one man effort. I agree with By Dave. All around its the team we should look at not just one player.
by KARENSUEM51 on Oct 22, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ROFLMFAO!!!
Smudgers, you’re really going to have to put a ***HUMOR*** disclaimer on your posts
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 22, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not dumbing down the post...
for newbies or for the people who just don’t understand sarcasm. Especially if they read a comment that says the phrase “great satire”, agree with that comment, and still bash me for my harsh words. What a joke!
But in all seriousness, what’s up with that… I thought I laid the sarcasm on pretty d*mn thick.
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by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
failure to comprehend just makes it better
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal
by tannji on Oct 23, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you even read this post...
or Just Dave’s comment? Or, come to think of it, ANY of the comments in this thread?
Dear gawd, is this your first time at WCG? Have you read any of my true feelings about our team?
Oh wait, you actually just joined today, specifically to make this comment… in that case, thanks for you valuable addition to the WCG board in this well thought out post!
I’m off to “get a life” now.
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by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes I am new
But I have must have a giant brain fart to comment. I have better things to do.
by KARENSUEM51 on Oct 22, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
Please, don’t take your ball and run, come back and play…
Seriously, don’t let me discourage you from posting. I’m actually a pretty decent guy.
Since you’re new, you haven’t had to put up with the “friendly warnings from Broncos’ fans” that we have. This thread was meant to be sarcastic. It was an satirical attack before the attack from trolls that usually litter our site after a Jay Cutler loss. That’s all.
Please, take of your coat and shews, pull up a chair and stay a while. You’ll be glad you did.
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by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are going to love this
I live in Bronco country and I get all kinds of hell from Bronco fans for believing in Cutler and the Bears. I also have liked the Bears for a long time. I been a fan of Coach Lovie. I guess I am a bit sensitive.
by KARENSUEM51 on Oct 22, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was the same way when i first moved
to an english speaking country.
by mike b on Oct 22, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Oh lord...
I just spit on my laptop.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 22, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, me too.
mike’s been pretty funny lately.
The Peanut (camp) comeback and now this… Hilarity at it’s finest.
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by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
I gotta wreck that.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's put some green on that one
That’s not true!!! WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU AHOLE!! Ok maybe your right but you gotta give a little something here for it to work. I don’t know what I’m going to do this is the worst thing I’ve ever read, this day could not get any worse. Fine, F*ck it, you’re right.
by Ditkavsworld
by gaclaudy on Oct 23, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're good.
And be careful, Ditkavsworld steals peoples “shews!” Just a friendly warning from a Bea… Sh*t, there I go again.
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by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF did you say???
I’ve never stolen anything.
Maybe a tagline or two…. but never “shews” <———WTF is that?
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured that would get your attention...
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got my attention alright.
One of these days I’m gonna bitch slap you.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't block out the i...
I’m telling mom!
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I guess I suck at blocking just
like Frank “is our LG” Omiyale.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Insert rimshot >>>[ here ]<<<
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a nice set up. So thanks.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GB, I propose an all Smudgers/Ditkavs separate post
to take the lovefest off of all of our threads!!
Roachy love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
by tfrabotta on Oct 23, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe...
we could get our own sbnation site…
First WCG, then the world, muhahaha!
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'd need two more members...
We known rdent4hof would join them, but I haven’t seen windycity72 around in a couple of months.
Maybe I could throw them Haight as the fourth.
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Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Oct 23, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know Haight well enough...
Other suggestions?!?
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ifuwanna needs his own room sometimes.
But if you get him, you also get Ktown (his nephew).
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Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Oct 23, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now you're talking...
Don’t know ktown, but ifuwanna’s a huge addition…
I’d have to call a vote, but not many can match ifuwanna’s rants or ability to tell people to get the hell of our blog. I like it.
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean
get the hell off of HIS blog.
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Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Oct 23, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah.
I guess you got me there…
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And wait a minute, I changed my mind.
If you all get your own room, you get GeoMak and Gesiakob as well.
Non-negotiable.
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Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Oct 23, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you're being pushy...
But as long as you keep BLou, it’s a deal.
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bingo!
Done deal now!
Roach love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
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by tfrabotta on Oct 23, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now...
we just need to recruit some new members to our side. ;)
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
did i just read all that correctly? Damn I actually do some work and decisions are being made without me. Feels like my marriage……….
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a revolution...
No time to sit and be idle… We have to move, now!
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in!!!
LET’S DO THIS SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent...
…
…
Now what?!?
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummmmmm
I dunno…. Maybe we can have our own dedicated thread like the Mules are getting. Then we can recruit the members we need there. Then maybe GB can contact SB and give us the QT on the DL ASAP.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a plan.
we need to make sure rdent, ifuwanna, little iffy, gesia and geo know the exact location and time of the meeting.
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and...we come full circle...
“GB, I propose an all Smudgers/Ditkavs separate post
to take the lovefest off of all of our threads!!”
Roach love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
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by tfrabotta on Oct 23, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Go pound some sand" ;)
I got that from one of our members.
And this thread, since I wrote it, is officially our turf! So back off, unless you either wanna join or have the jackals released on ya! :)
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please see my friend
Ahmed above again for my answer to your post.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I gotta get on this team! Does being an “original power poster” have any pull??
Roach love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
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by tfrabotta on Oct 23, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might.
I’m cool with you, but you gotta ask smudgers nicely.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I welcome all...
except BLou, who incidentally is where the phrase “pound sand” came from, am I right? I thought it was Geo, oh well…
Anyways, you are more than welcome to join us, but I do find it odd since this separation was really your idea in the first place.
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup BLou said it.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a loser.
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You said it
not me. :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pound sand.
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
make me :P
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you may have missed my point. And my name....
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
by Just Dave on Oct 22, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoever started this post....
Your the biggest idiot EVER… you should shot yourself cause you are taking oxygen away from the earth that others could be breathing… You call yourself a BEARS fan. Shut the hell up and keep rooting for them. Cutler has made this team alot better and i would kill KO if he came back to Chicago.. You suck at life!
by chitownbearsluvr on Oct 22, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol.
Thanks for joining the blog, I guess.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 22, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
judging by the timing correlated to the last post, and the joining timeframe, i’d have to say someone did this on purpose
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 22, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd like to think that...
wouldn’t you?!?
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by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m just trying out my sleuthing skills
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 22, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It's time to slap my cap"
A little My Friends Tigger & Pooh for inspiration.
And Pooh is a Bear, which makes this relevant… Bears, Beets, Battlestar Gallactica.
Now you can’t tell where I’m coming from!
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by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m in way over my head
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 22, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Super Sleuths!!!
I’m pickin’ up what your putting down smudgers…
Disclaimer: My twins are 3
by rdent4hof on Oct 23, 2009 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 for 2...
Did you get the other tv show reference?!?
And sure… your twins are the reason you watch Tigger and Pooh, likely story! ;)
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't
get the other one…
For the record, I’m all grown up and don’t watch cartoons!!!
I watch Imagination Movers…
by rdent4hof on Oct 23, 2009 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha.
Just took Elle to see IM in concert last week.
It. was. awesome.
Mover scott is sooo dreamy!!!
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How long are you going to rub in the fact
that you went and saw them??? You know, Scott’s goggles help him see far.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as long as it takes, my friend.
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by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol, if I wasn't at work
I could post that Dennis Leary video again. That’s got your name written all over it.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something I promised earlier today
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's nothing.
I saw the Doodle Bops back in 07’.
We’re the Doodle Bops > Hey Moe!, Jump, Wobbly Woopsy, Get on the Bus > We’re the Doodle Bops
Man, their old stuff was so edgy…
by rdent4hof on Oct 23, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've recruited two members...
in less than an hour. You’re welcome. ;)
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by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your the biggest idiot EVER
Says the guy who said this
you shouldshotshoot yourself cause
i would kill KO if he came back to Chicago
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a reply button LIAF...
or a LIAF on the "+ button / reply link that is to the right of the up arrow button / up link and to the left of the gadget icon button / actions link at the bottom of the poster’s comment I was trying to reply back to," as some would call it.
I’m just putting this here to say I’m done replying to the people who are either A) too boring to realize this is sarcasm, or B) too lazy to click the links or read the comments in the thread. I’m done.
If you liked it, good. If not, even better. I hope it pisses you off and you bring the witch voodoo on me and my ancestors.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly
I think it adds to the overall hilarity of this post
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 22, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you.
I’m just done replying to ’em.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 22, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if you used the "Deadred Approved" stamp on the original post.........
still think that was one of your best
by BearFan611 on Oct 22, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would...
but as you can see from his comment above, this post has been deadread tested, and funny denied. What am I to do?!?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 7:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs to come up with his own "funny DENIED" stamp
by BearFan611 on Oct 23, 2009 7:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am doing you a favor by not doing that BF
I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren
by lookingdeadred on Oct 23, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let it go?
You are becoming quite the whiner.
I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren
by lookingdeadred on Oct 23, 2009 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's quite funny.
How you originally attacked me, I fight back, and then you tell me to let it go…
typical, internet bullies are the same as real life ones. Who’da thought?!?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ironic how you call me an internet bully
I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren
by lookingdeadred on Oct 23, 2009 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure thing bro.
Keep up the good work.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
may I remind you
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.
by BearNecessities on Oct 23, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry.
I’m so sorry. I’m sorry I took the money. I’m sorry…
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I’m not sorry, muaaahhhhh!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very amusing
It’s rare that I read every single comment on a few-days old post, but this one was LOL-worthy from top to bottom. Except for that slightly awkward smudgers/ditkavs mutual admiration thingy mid-way through.
The only thing missing from the Cutler Sux list was some sort of unfounded accusation of whining/pouting/immaturity. Guess I’ll have to wait for a “serious” Cutler bashing post for that one.
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
by juperee on Oct 23, 2009 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Be on the lookout for firejaycutler.com, coming soon to a webspace near you!
And what “slightly awkward mutual admiration thing”… you have no proof. ;)
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 23, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
juperee
please refer to my first Achmed post above. :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 23, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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