Orlando Pace jokes

by Stilicho on Oct 19, 2009 9:18 PM CDT Comment 30 comments

I know you all have got em, and I want to hear em. How bad is Pace? You got puns? You got jabs at his age? Keep it relatively clean (or not) and keep it clever.

Everybody makes mistakes, but Orlando Pace is not everybody. No excuses bud. It just plain looked like he fell over on that play. And it was after a timeout for chrissake. How do you not know the snap count after a timeout?

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Orlando Pace is soooo old...

he draws holding penalties during big gains, he jumps the count when we’re on 4th and 1 and the game is on the line and he pancake blocks because the name makes him hungry.

by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 19, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No it is suppose to be a joke.

you’re being to honest.

FIRE VDN

by gocubs526 on Oct 19, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's funny

because it’s true.

by Justin T on Oct 20, 2009 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think on the Pancake block

he just fell asleep… as was evident in him falling ~~asleep~~ over during the 4th and 1

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"No offense intended" does not jive with posting in the heat of the moment.

by BearNecessities on Oct 19, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe his hearing aid

Popped out right before the 4th and 1. At his age, I don’t know anybody that could hear the snap count without one.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk

by Stilicho on Oct 19, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe when Jay said "blue forty-two"

he thought he said “blue fruit loop” and got over excited?

by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

by Nih1lus on Oct 19, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nothing like a fruit loop

to excite a 300+ pound man.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk

by Stilicho on Oct 19, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

umm

Orlando Pace is so old that during 4th and 1 he dozed off.

by Man G on Oct 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Orlando Pace is so old and fat

hes knees gave in on that crucial 4-1… honestly it looked like he couldnt hold his weight

"Triple B's Bulls Bears... Blackhawks (i guess)"

by Faizamaze on Oct 20, 2009 3:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Orlando the PaceMaker.

by Arbusto on Oct 20, 2009 6:23 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

I figured

somebody would use that eventually.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk

by Stilicho on Oct 20, 2009 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was 6:30 in the morning.

I’d been awake 5 minutes.

by Arbusto on Oct 20, 2009 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

Homecoming

by illwill on Oct 22, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The strange thing is

Orlando was absolutely not on Pace on that 4th and 1. Much too early.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk

by Stilicho on Oct 20, 2009 9:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why does everyone want to blame Orlando Pace for losing the game?

I’m dumbfounded by this.

The guy put John Abraham on his a55 all night long. It’s not his fault Cutler threw an INT in the red zone… it’s not his fault Forte fumbled at the 1… it’s not his fault the Bears defense was unprepared for a no-huddle… it’s not his fault there were 12 men on the field during a punt.

He committed a false start on what was an obvious run play, or QB sneak, since he was lunging forward in a run block motion. Now, how many times did we fail to run the ball for 1 friggin yard that game? If anything, 4th and 6 probably gave the Bears a better chance to convert, since they got stuffed numerous times before when they needed 1 yard.

"You win because of the quarterback. We have to get that position stabilized. We're fixated on that." -- Jerry Angelo (12.30.2008)

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by SackMan on Oct 20, 2009 9:36 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

that logic is ridiculous

is it easier to get 1 yard or 6? being 6 out totally eliminates choices. why yes it opens the field more, it totally eliminated anything other than a pass.

by jimribs on Oct 20, 2009 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jimribs

All of your logic makes no sense to me. Pace did a great job all night and made 1 mistake. The pass on 4th and Goal was rushed and a bad decision by Jay Cutler. I thought Cutler played pretty well Sunday Night as well despite having people in his face all night.

by Gesiakob on Oct 20, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I agree Gesiakob..

…uhh, yeah. I do.

Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...

by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 20, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good god!

what’s up with your Avatar? I haven’t seen that much white meat since I went to that strip club in London.

Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...

by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 20, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice one Chris Rock.

by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 20, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thank you

don’t forget to tip your waitresses.

Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...

by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 20, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dont mean to blame Pace for the loss

Clearly the Bears have alot more issues than an old offensive linemen. I just find it ridiculous that someone as experienced and talented as Orlando Pace can screw up the snap count after a timeout. You are right, he played great, but he made crucial mistakes down the stretch. That is not clutch, and the bears needed clutch right there. Forte played like crap earlier in the game, Cutler had his overthrows, but when the game was on the line, they were ready to go. Pace was not.

As for the 4th and 6 versus a 4th and 1, Cutler was 3/3 on QB sneaks for 1 yard in the game.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk

by Stilicho on Oct 20, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Agreed

Pace was dominating Abraham for almost the whole game in pass protection. He isn’t the weakest spot on the line.

by brands735 on Oct 20, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

unprepared

Sackman, you hit on a point there about the Bears being unprepared for the no huddle. That means bad coaching and an inability to adjust to changing game situations.

"Chance favors the prepared mind." - Pasteur

by Maelvampyre on Oct 20, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs