Nickname Post - Frank Omiyale
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Given the MVP nature of Frank's Play I thought it might be time for another nickname post. Follow me after the jump for some of the current names that are floating around.
I asked the question in another thread if we could start referring to him as one, so here is where we are as of now, I do not take credit for all of the names that are listed:
The Turnstile
And Ole'
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Please feel free to add your nicknames!!!! AND WRECK YOUR FAVORITES!!!!
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Swiss Cheese...need I say more

(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on Oct 20, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank is our left guard.
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Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Oct 20, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well played sir
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by BearNecessities on Oct 20, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already thought of.
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fake Frank.
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 20, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank O“$h!t I got beat again”Miyale
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 20, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's call him: Terrence Metcalf.
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by SackMan on Oct 20, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank
“i get blown up more often than targets of interest” Omiyale.
"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet
by propheteer on Oct 20, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frankenslyde!!
And my all my all time fav Franks and Beans!!!!
by Syndor on Oct 20, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everytime I hear this guys name
I think of Frank Abagnale, the infamous con artist. Anyhow, they couldn’t be more different, except that their names sound alike, and they both made/make a living off of stealing money through fraud.
by BNeL21 on Oct 20, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
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they both made/make a living off of stealing money through fraud
Classic
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by propheteer on Oct 20, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank "I suck at run blocking but I get paid more than Beekman" Omiyale
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 20, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What The Frank?
Don’t make me spell it out for you.
by Sweetness Lives On on Oct 20, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by BearNecessities on Oct 20, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank “By Blocking Did You Mean Fall Down When People Rush Me?” Omiyale
by dkguy55 on Oct 20, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank...
Omiyale SucksatFootball SucksBalls
ahh that’s the one…
by TrialsBass on Oct 20, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Brick Wall" Omiyale.
Dude is beast!
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by smudgers on Oct 20, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank "come on in and make yourself at home" Omiyale
Watch me pull a hat outta this rabbit.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on Oct 20, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank "my fat ass is stuck in concrete" Omiyale.
Watch me pull a hat outta this rabbit.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on Oct 20, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everytime I see him not block someone
I picture Jay in the huddle saying " Frank you let your guy come through and I’ll take care of it" Then he proceeds to hit the guy in the red-rocket with the football. I think he might be auditioning for football movies after he leaves football.
by Syndor on Oct 20, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice "The Longest Yard" reference.
Crew! Crew!
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by propheteer on Oct 21, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's a partial repost from Strass (hope he/she doesn't mind) he's got some nicknames...
“…Can we put it on the record now that #68 just plain sucks. He cant sustain a run block to save his life. Forte’s 2nd fumble on the goal line came from the guy that O’By-The-Way was supposed to block. #68 bounced off of him as usual and his guy blows up Forte… The line needs to be adjusted right now. Move Williams to LT, Shaeffer in at RT and Beekman at LG to replace that waste of space O-my-god-I-cant-block-today…”
Full post is here: http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2009/10/rapid_reaction_to_a_game_full.html
by TrialsBass on Oct 21, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
True That!
He does suck and he’s soft. He has no business being a starter.
by Gesiakob on Oct 21, 2009 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that's exactly what happened on the Forte goal-line fumbles
We saw this coming last year and in ’07 when the line started to look old and slow.
Pace had a great career, but he’s just not the same player he was. JA flat-out over-paid Omiyale and the guy is definitely a failure at the guard position. Maybe he would be a decent tackle, but we may never know. Kreutz is really starting to show his age, too. Like Pace, he was a Pro Bowler a few years ago, but he’s just not the same player, now.
by JimmyMack on Oct 21, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has to be Ole
if for no other reason than being able to drop letters out of his last name and spell “O miya le”
by torch on Oct 21, 2009 7:29 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It's also a good name
because it can be used as a chant by the fans when he fails. I can hear it now. :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 21, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gate 68
Enter this way, please….
by BigAppleBearsFan on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I like it!
For me, it finishes second behind Ole’. But brilliant none the less.
by rdent4hof on Oct 22, 2009 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I started with Ole
on th3 game day thread so I have to stick with that..nice Ditkavs..
Roachy love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
by tfrabotta on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks! You notice I didn't take credit for it. :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 21, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank, "I kill running backs" Omiyale
Or “Fortes’ worst nightmare”
by JimmyMack on Oct 21, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's a good one
Frank “I’m richer than everyone of you morons and none of you has the balls to call me these names to my face because I can kick the shit out of everyone of you” Omiyale.
by McRipper on Oct 21, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We didn’t mean to hurt your feelings Frank
by brands735 on Oct 21, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
give me
a 5 yard distance from him, and i bet i could run through him though
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by BearNecessities on Oct 21, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
give me a 5 yard distance from him, and i bet i could run through away from him though
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by Dane Noble on Oct 21, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
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by BearNecessities on Oct 21, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My thoughts exactly.
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by HoneyBear on Oct 22, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just make sure you’re not behind him, he’s not on your side, and you’re not expecting him to blast a hole in the opposing defensive formation for you to run through his space…..
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by Spongie on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank "Money Pit" Omiyale
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 21, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the most offensive name to call an offensive lineman:
Qasim Mitchell – who somehow superceded the need for a “u” after the q in his name.
by jimribs on Oct 22, 2009 9:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Tits on a Bull"
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Oct 22, 2009 10:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
those are just useless 68 is pretty costly as well.
by TrialsBass on Oct 22, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best one I can think of would be "former Bear offensive lineman Frank Omiyale"
by BearFan611 on Oct 22, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Nice one
Or as a variant, “former Bear offensive lineman and 1-year bust Frank Omiyale”
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by Spongie on Oct 22, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feeding Off That Spongie........
How about ‘Frank The One Year Wonder’ Or we can call him Wonder Bread. Wonder what he’ll screw up next. I would of used a different word but I know I’d be given a warning. Only Certain people get away with that kind of thing on here.
by Gesiakob on Oct 22, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever he is getting called now
I hope #68 turns into the nickname BENCHWARMER come this sunday and every sunday throughout. guy has no business being at guard anyway. sackman is right, it’s like watching metcalf suck it up all over again. qasim mitchell also comes to mind (different position, same crappiness)
so yeah, my vote goes towards benchwarmer.
by reefermadness3 on Oct 22, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or dewey oxberger
“boy i sure hope this is the mess hall. how’s it goin’ eisenhower?”
by reefermadness3 on Oct 22, 2009 4:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and his freinds call him "benched"..
Roachy love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
by tfrabotta on Oct 23, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dreaming
I hope it turns into Frank “The Beast” Omiyale since he destroys everybody for the rest of the season on the way to winning the SuperBowl
by DaHamsta on Oct 22, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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