Official Johnny Knox Nickname Post
by Adam T on Oct 6, 2009 6:10 PM CDT
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This topic has come up about 4 times on the site, so lets make an official place for it. a nickname for Johnny Knox.
Here are the ones that I recall, add the others, choose one of these and wreck the ones you like.
Johnny Rox or Rocks
Johnny Rocket
Johnny Ft. Knox
Johnny 'Hard' Knox
Second City Fire
Johnny "On The Spot" Knox
Speed Racer
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Johnny Blaze
was mentioned
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 6, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Definitely the best one I've heard.
rec
by BNeL21 on Oct 7, 2009 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnny Blaze is the name of a clothing company.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 7, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what
It’s also one of Method Man’s aliases. Still a dope name.
by BNeL21 on Oct 7, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right
Johnny FootballSeed or whatever lame name you came up with is much better.
by BNeL21 on Oct 8, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to understand.....................
PSDB is the one who “called” Knox, cause he looked him up on the internet before the combine and said the Bears would draft him, so now he thinks he is the President of the Johnny Knox fan club. So we all need to let PSDB decide what his nickname is cause he is the end all know all.
Im with you though, of these weak attempts to come up with a nickname if we really are gonna have a nickname for him Johnny Blaze would be most fitting.
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even bring up that I called him being good
you do that for me so I don’t know what your talking about being the President of the Johnny Knox fan club.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 8, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on, you are the King of I called it land
Thats like your ultimate saying
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your - youre, learn it college boy
Dont call me till you apologize.
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so what if he called the bears drafting Knox
that doesn’t hold a candle to me Predicting the Bears would trade for Cutler!
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 9, 2009 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wait, I never did that...
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 9, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnny Footballseed wasn't serious, genius.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 8, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youre a genius, genius
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
last word
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 8, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What??
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ladies ladies, c’mon now. There is enough of Gesiakob to go around, no need to fight over her.
by brands735 on Oct 8, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea right you can have her did you see that picture?!?
LOL!
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
it’s awful… don’t remind me
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 8, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnny "Breakneck" Knox
Like breakneck speed. Breakneck Knox has a ring to it.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 6, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god, heres your opportunity to give YOUR nickname to the public
And thats the one you give. Come on dont be shy, just say it.
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 6, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How bout we call him Johnny "Jake called it" Knox
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 6, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey if that nickname goes national
I’m all for it.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like Johnny Rocket
it has a 70’s cafe feel to it
by Puppet on Oct 6, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
that might be because
it IS the name of a restaurant!
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 6, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
downtown
chicago… good milkshakes
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 6, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this fits him the best.
Sounds like a rookie name. Like a little kid in a cartoon.
Announcer: “And there goes Johnny Rocket down the sideline for another Chicago Bear touchdown! 78 yards. Johnny Rocket!”
by CharlotteBear on Oct 7, 2009 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Ludacris used that one
in welcome to atlanta …Johnny Rocketz wit a Z lol
by EmmCeee on Oct 14, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was trying to remember this
I’d seen it before. Its the winner in my book.
My best entry was RoadRunner (beep beep).
Doesn’t meet the Opportunity Knox standard.
by chicagohomer on Oct 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
RoadRunner is great!
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by smudgers on Oct 6, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how bout we call him
“meep meep”
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
lol +1
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
idk, it doesn't sound threatening
and doesn’t really describe any of his attributes. It’d make a good poster (since he’s a 5th rounder)
If you want to crown em...
by JohnnyTruant on Oct 6, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love it, but.....
Everytime they (the announcers) say it, it won’t sound like a nickname. It will sound as if they’re talking about the team or a specific opportunity! lol
by CharlotteBear on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice. I can actually hear Berman using that.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Oct 8, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
what the hell are you all smoking? no disrespect rden4hof, but hasn’t 8 Chicago sportswriters already used that as a headline for a Johnny Knox article.
rdent4hof, are you mad? Or are you Rosenbloom?
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 8, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ganja Nut Butter!
Have they? Dude I’m in Lexington and wouldn’t have a clue if they had… For what it’s worth, I’m confident no one has used Apollo 13 yet…. ;-)
And the Rosenbloom comment…. them’s fightin’ words!!! =}
by rdent4hof on Oct 9, 2009 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how you put dent in bold.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 9, 2009 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
Adds a little personal touch, I think.
by rdent4hof on Oct 9, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do "little" personal touches happen a lot?!?
I’m not even sure if that makes sense, but now we’re even for the tiny little post comment… (I never forget!)
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by smudgers on Oct 9, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very nice
I like this one a lot. Best I could come up with is KnoX-Rated.
I read somewhere that he went by J-Knox in high school.
by mw834 on Oct 19, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad you liked it!
KnoX-Rated is original… and perverted…. I like it!
by rdent4hof on Oct 20, 2009 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pssst...
click on the actions button and Rec. it…. and thanks.
by rdent4hof on Oct 6, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
done..
my mistake!
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
by LostInSTL on Oct 6, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks to all of you
that like Opportunity Knox as the nickname…
I think it has meaning on many different levels…. Knox being a 5th round pick, getting an opportunity… Being a KR/WR provides opportunity to change a game (which he has)… and he’s very opportunistic player… OK, I’m done with my self-promotion now ;-)
by rdent4hof on Oct 8, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Abilene Airline
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 6, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I say we call him Johnny Knox how bout that!
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 6, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Johnny just Knox you out"
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 6, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey I saw you steal my Johnny Footballseed one!
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude get over yourself
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 7, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unoriginal bastard.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 7, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You cant talk until you get his jersey
Big fan! yea right, way to take a chance, had to wait until he was proven huh, I didnt do the same for Hester I had his week ONE of his rookie year, thats when you call something, when you TRULY know hes gonna be good and you go out and represent it, my bet is youll have one soon enough though.
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 7, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I call BS!
Let me see your receipt for the Hester Jersey. :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont keep receipts because I dont ever plan on returning jerseys I buy.....
And it got to the point by the end of that year, I was soo sick of the bandwagoners and little baby boppers buyin up his jersey that I went and got his college threads just to keep it original (even though PSDB thinks Im unoriginal). Plus that DVD I showed you on youtube, Ive been working on that since he became a Bear, I just finally had the software to put music to it this year, before it was just all announcers. I even gave it Devin in person at Training Camp, we had a nice little chat about it, yea were boys haha.
But hey shhhhhhh, we better keep quiet, if PSDB catches us talking about or saying any nicknames about Knox that he copyrighted on here hell have a sh** fit. I called it! I called it!. Please never even saw him play in college, just another computer geek doing research for the combine. I actually followed Hester during his U days unlike Mr. I called it.
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 7, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL you know I'm just F'in with you.
that’s cool that you gave Devin a copy of that DVD and you guys are now boys. Since you two are so tight give him a call and have him send me an autographed football, jersey or whatever. :)
I’ll make sure I keep quiet I don’t want the wrath of PSDB to come down on me. :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea Ill see what I can work out since were boys and all! lol
I actually got both the pro and college jersey signed this year at Training Camp when I gave the DVD to him. Him and Forte for being so popular they actually are pretty cool about signing stuff. Which is surprising because this year was a circus compared to years past. I framed both jerseys and its kind of my corner of worship. I light a candle before every game haha!
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't act like I'm a huge Knox fan anyway
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 8, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yea look how many times you have posted on this fanpost (Allie)
this is by far the most and you know it
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's one
Johnny “Can we please stop with all the nickname bullshit” Knox. Seriously, why do these guys need nicknames again?
by McRipper on Oct 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's something to do during the BYE
relax.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 6, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh look at you getting all defensive about the love of your life.
Why no talks of Matt Jones anymore PSDB, hmmmmmmmmm.
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 7, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
apologize for what?
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 8, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont know I just want to hear it
It makes me feel better
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was calling BNeL21 the genius
because he thought Johnny Footballseed was a serious request for his nickname. Follow the reply, it wasn’t on your name.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 8, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH so Im not a genius, now appologize for that.
Or youre suspended!
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For calling me a thief and a genius and for not calling me this week
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really go the extra mile each time we have a conversation
on this blog to make it sound like we’re gay. Please stop that.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 8, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey dont talk about 8 mile you know what happens there
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. Kids that look like rats get lynched there.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 8, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why dont you go get a bottle and stop by
I want to drink
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I have to go do some more work right now.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 8, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whats his name?
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUSPENDED INDEFINITLY
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
by ANYTIME09 on Oct 8, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnny "Roy" Knox
Be nice. Flag comments that you think are offensive. Use the "reply" button. Drink plenty of water. Compliment others. Rec (wreck) comments and posts you like. Don't call people names. If you don't like someone's comment, attack the comment and not the commentor. Learn the difference in your/you're, then/than, to/too. Exercise. Relax. Stretch often. Find good in the world.
Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Oct 6, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hellooo? Beuller?
Oh, c’mon people…
Be nice. Flag comments that you think are offensive. Use the "reply" button. Drink plenty of water. Compliment others. Rec (wreck) comments and posts you like. Don't call people names. If you don't like someone's comment, attack the comment and not the commentor. Learn the difference in your/you're, then/than, to/too. Exercise. Relax. Stretch often. Find good in the world.
Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Oct 7, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, not catching that one.
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by JerBear50 on Oct 8, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard Knox
Welcome to the field of Hard Knox.
DA CUBS DA BEARS DA BULLS
by Rudey on Oct 6, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
reminds me of
that band P.O.D. no thanks!
If you want to crown em...
by JohnnyTruant on Oct 6, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
suuuurf ninjas!
but I like 2nd City Fire (2CF for short) better
If you want to crown em...
by JohnnyTruant on Oct 6, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about the Road Runner?
It doesn’t have to have his name, right? Anyway, they can’t catch him, so he’s the Road Runner.
by jake1823 on Oct 6, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apollo 13
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 6, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnny "faster than the ball boy" Knox
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 6, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That ball boy
is fast though huh? faster than everyone on the Lions anyways
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was on Sportscenter today.
Said he ran track back in the day. Also said he was carrying 3 footballs during the run which slowed him down just a bit.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 6, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
yeah i heard “I’m told to get the balls, because the player might want to have it”
that dude would seriously run like a 4.3 40 i bet
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said he was fast. I think he said he ran a 400 in 49.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
get him some pads and cleats
see if he can take a hit
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 6, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds good to me.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 6, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mention Johnny Rocket
I’l stick with it.. Just sounds good…lol….There goes the rocket..!!!
by tazz34 on Oct 7, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
johnny cash, johnny deep. johnny be good.
after rethinking it, these are pretty bad.
im posting it anyways…
by BearockWay on Oct 7, 2009 12:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i personalyl like:
Johnny Rox or Roadrunner
"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently some would say more correctly. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person. "
by Rhymenocerous on Oct 7, 2009 12:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No one has thought of this one????
Johnny Gump.
Corny I know, but look at him.
by volfan in ky on Oct 7, 2009 12:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo Hoo....
They mentioned my Johnny “On The Spot” Knox!
GO BEARS!!!!
by ChiTownSounds on Oct 7, 2009 4:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how about
angry Johnny Knox
Or how about Fort Knox
If you dont like me please ignore me and my posts
The Pirates,Reds,Royals, and Padres are not major league teams
by angryandy on Oct 7, 2009 7:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or more better
jonny the knot knox. he puts a knot of defenders
If you dont like me please ignore me and my posts
The Pirates,Reds,Royals, and Padres are not major league teams
by angryandy on Oct 7, 2009 7:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
An effort
Johnny “Is Gonna Score Whether You Like It Or” Knox
by brands735 on Oct 7, 2009 9:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But overall, my vote for is for Johnny Rocket. short, swet, and not too complex
by brands735 on Oct 7, 2009 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pure energy has a name... POWDER!
Not a serious entry… Just thought since they looked alike on top of the movie’s tag line (above), it provided some comedy.
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by smudgers on Oct 7, 2009 9:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Boondock Saints 2" is coming...
And I’m PUMPED!
by rdent4hof on Oct 7, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never knew Powder and Connor were the same guy. WOW!
I also didn’t know about BSII, that will be a definite must-see!
Just recommended Green Street Hooligans to Ditka, definitely worth a look see, even if your not into “soccer.” It’s more about the firms (or gangs) that surround the EPL teams – great movie (imo). If you like Boondock Saints, and sports in general, you should like this!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 7, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's your famous GSE!
outstanding movie
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 7, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loved the first one
when is it suppose to be out???
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 7, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boondock saints
most overrated movie ever.
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 7, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can’t even believe that “unnamed movie where leo dies because FattyMcFats couldn’t mover her ass” is mentioned here.
BS is awesome, as is Green Street Hooligans
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 7, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Gilbert, say where's Arnie! Say it, say where's Arnie!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 7, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pop Knox
like pop rocks. and easy to say which is the whole point of a nickname.
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by RightFieldSucks on Oct 7, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was my favorite American Gladiator when I was a kid.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 7, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
by rdent4hof on Oct 7, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Oct 7, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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by JerBear50 on Oct 8, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder...
maybe he already has a nickname?
by wiltfongjr on Oct 7, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the Trib's website a while back
they had a pop quiz about Johnny Knox. One of the questions asked about his nickname in high school.
The answer was “J. Knox”. Apparently, his football and track coach said that because his name was already so cool, he didn’t need a nickname.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 7, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forgot the link.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 7, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rhyming dictionary
johnny fox
johnny lox
johnny on the money
I know they’re horrible
by DaHamsta on Oct 7, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnny knox
i just think it would be great to hear the them scream “here comes JACKASS” because he seems as fearless as johnny knoxville
by leaveyoucold on Oct 7, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brad Maynard
We need to get him a nickname
by DaHamsta on Oct 7, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brad "Das Boot" Maynard
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 7, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Nice!
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Oct 7, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great movie.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 7, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this name sticks...
Nice work Ditkavsworld!
by rdent4hof on Oct 8, 2009 7:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny how a Johnny Knox nickname post
got Brad Maynard one. :) It’ll stick but we all have to use it!
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is superb!
Please let this one stick.
by mw834 on Oct 19, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
APOLLO 13!
COME ON DAMMIT! THAT NAME ROCKS!
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 7, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I tried to use his number too....
I was thinking “13 Knox” as a play on words for the nautical term “Knots”…. but 13 Knots is only like 16mph… lol… I came up with Johnny “On The Spot” Knox, but I’ve only seen one other person like it :( … I’ve always called Brad Maynard, “Money” Maynard cause he’s always right on the money with his punts!!!
GO BEARS!!!!
by ChiTownSounds on Oct 11, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnny Cash?
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 7, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ill go back to a Marvel Comics super hero who was the fastest THING in the world “The Flash” Johnny “The Flash” Knox.
by clashlc on Oct 7, 2009 5:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OH Oh Oh Oh!
Wait! How bout Johnny “Hot Rocks” Knox? Cuz he runs like a man whos running on hot coals! Yeah? no? ill stop now.
by clashlc on Oct 7, 2009 5:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Knox nickname
How about “Lucky”? -for his #13 (usually labeled as unlucky) jersey?? -gotta have game & confidence to wear that number!!! Also we’re quite Lucky to have him on our team!!
by BearsLifer! on Oct 8, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Hawk
This one is named after the notorious Chicago wind!! All real Chicagoans will know what i’m talking about!!
by BearsLifer! on Oct 8, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm like Johnny Flash.
But johnny blaze has a nice ring to it.
by Syndor on Oct 8, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Johnny, can you keep the camera on me, Knox?"
Pan that shit!!!
Watch me pull a hat outta this rabbit.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Geaux, did you laugh?
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Oct 9, 2009 10:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes,
yes I did.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 9, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Foxy Knoxy - Johnny Rocket - Johnny Rocks
The top 3.
by DJ E-Lite on Oct 9, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We have a bunch of nominations
How about a vote?
by jake1823 on Oct 9, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In Ogunleye's blog
He calls him J. Knox which was his nickname in college so maybe it’s already decided?
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Oct 10, 2009 10:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
riiiggghhhttt
like the players have any say in their nicknames… jeez..ha.
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by BearNecessities on Oct 10, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Football!"
I replayed his KOR TD with “Corona” by The Minutemen a.k.a. the theme from Jackass and it works beautifully.
by MarshallvsFerguson on Oct 10, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Welcome to Knoxville
I personally like Johnny Rocket Knox
Matt Forte can run the ball. So can Wolffe. Establish the pass to set up the run.
by BigKdiddyDaddy on Oct 11, 2009 8:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How about Johnny "For The Love Of God Gesiakob Please Change Your Profile Picture" Knox.
A little wordy, but still good I think.
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by JerBear50 on Oct 12, 2009 3:31 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
But I Was Waiting
For HoneyBear to check out my pic and leave Galloping Ghost for me! lol
by Gesiakob on Oct 12, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, sorry dear.
I was definitely not expecting that statement. Lol.
I’m flattered that you thought of me, but I’m pretty attached to GG. :) lol
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by HoneyBear on Oct 12, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn!
Cant blame a guy from trying right GG? lol
by Gesiakob on Oct 12, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well yeah, you can
It’s still creepy, haha.
by GallopingGhost on Oct 15, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnny Blaze is the best.
I liked the one I came up with that was taken off of here. It just wouldn’t work without the F bomb, my bad.
Watch me pull a hat outta this rabbit.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on Oct 12, 2009 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How about Johnny "Pop" Knox
Kinda like pop rocks the candy.
by Syndor on Oct 12, 2009 10:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that's actually...
Johny “knock” knox.
As in “who’s there…oh wait nevermind, Johny just scored another touchdown!”
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Oct 14, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh...
Welcome to jackass…
Roachy love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
by tfrabotta on Oct 15, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Has this finally been decided?
Didn’t know if I’ve missed the unveiling of his nickname in my recent sabbatical?
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by smudgers on Oct 15, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been waiting at the podium for well over a week… no love.
:-(
by rdent4hof on Oct 15, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sticking with
Johnny “Roy” Knox until next season.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 15, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then next year
he can be Johnny “MVP” Knox. Too soon?!?
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by smudgers on Oct 15, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then
We can have another Official Johnny Knox Nickname Post.
by rdent4hof on Oct 16, 2009 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it will be one official one...
Instead of 25 separate unofficial ones.
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by smudgers on Oct 16, 2009 8:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Bears Den
Where it’s home to the unofficial.
by rdent4hof on Oct 16, 2009 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SBN
is actually looking into a new feature that would be the opposite of a “Rec.”
It would apply for comments and posts alike… like a “-1” for bad ideas and trolls.
There’s no ETA for it, but won’t it be fun when we can?
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by Dane Noble on Oct 16, 2009 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be sweet!
But could we make Rec’s – Orange? And make the Rexes – Green? Like I said before with packers colors and douche chills!
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by smudgers on Oct 16, 2009 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was talking to the IT guy
my thought was to turn “-1” comments red if enough people nix it, and have a “Demoted FanPost” area like we have for Promoted FPs.
But I don’t know what they’ll end up doing.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 16, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was talking to the IT guy
my thought was to turn “-1” comments red if enough people nix it, and have a “Demoted FanPost” area like we have for Promoted FPs.
But I don’t know what they’ll end up doing.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 16, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds great...
And this sounds even better, Opportunity Knox. ;-)
by rdent4hof on Oct 16, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decision time!
How about instead of a vote, we all drive our 18-wheelers to a neutral battleground and arm wrestle it out, winner decides the name…
But I have to warn you… When I turn my hat around, it’s like throwing a switch.
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by smudgers on Oct 16, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Awesome.
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by Dane Noble on Oct 16, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Btw, Hawk's son's name in the movie.
Cutler
by rdent4hof on Oct 16, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And...
BearsLifer mentioned “Hawk” as a name…
Coincidence, I think not!
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by smudgers on Oct 16, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very nice.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
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by Ditkavsworld on Oct 16, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we demote profile pics too?
Just saying, in general, you know. Not that there’s a particular photo of a shirtless dude wearing black pants that I have in mind… Like I said, generally speaking, possible?!?
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by smudgers on Oct 16, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just Can't Stop Thinking About Me Huh Smudgers?
by Gesiakob on Oct 16, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You haunt my dreams! ;)
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by smudgers on Oct 17, 2009 6:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Blue Flame
Personally, I think some names are so cool that they don’t need a nickname – and Johnny Knox is one of those.
But if we INSIST on giving him a nickname, I nominate The Blue Flame.
It burns the hottest, and sometimes can’t be seen at all. And the fact that the Bears wear blue seals the deal.
by Sweetness Lives On on Oct 16, 2009 9:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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