So we all agree that we need some change upfront...
So why not go to an old fashioned favorite to solve our woes, and at least tell us exactly how much trouble we're in next year.
It's time for Musical Chairs!

If you can't bring in any more quality players, then you make do with what you have by putting them in the best spot to succeed. So let's look at what that could possibly entail.
To say that we swung and missed on our FA offensive line acquisitions this off season would be a misstatement of Orlando Pace-like proportions. We picked up a tackle and tried to run him at LG, which has proven to be one of the worst decisions possible considering Omigawdyouwantmetoblockwhat has looked like one of the worst offensive linemen that I can remember playing for the Bears. His run blocking has looked absolutely terrible, and his pass blocking hasn't been anything even mediocre. Then we've got Orlando Pace who has definitely lost a step and while he does well against power still, top end speed rushing is making him look like a clown more often than not. Shaffer has been relegated to definitive back up category and it's pretty obvious why when you see him in place of Pace and actually miss Pace.
Now then, returning to the team from last year we have the big CDub who has shown flashes playing at RT, but it's obvious that his finesse game just isn't suited to more power focused RT spot by the way he seems to get pushed back miles on many of his run blocking assignments. We've got Garza who has been Garza, a delightfully competent right guard who has managed to shine like a dime in a pile of crap. Honestly, he's been very serviceable, but surrounded by the four stooges he's looked phenomenal in comparison. Kreutz is back again this year anchoring the middle of the line, and he's finally hit the end of his road. His shotgun snaps are abysmal seemingly low two out of three time, even rolling on occasion. His actual blocking is extremely suspect, as he has always been slightly undersized and his age is apparently catching up with him, showing that fire only goes so far when father time comes calling. Lastly, we have Beekman and it's quite literally Beekman's world at the moment, as he's looked very serviceable at LG, not a monster by any stretch of the imagination, but plenty of flashes and looks definitely good enough to take over for Kreutz next year for a solid improvement.
So, with the brief overview completed I'll get back to my main point. We're 4-5, and the only even slight chance at a playoff berth would be to double tap the Vikings, and sweep the rest of our conference games which isn't really likely. It's time to figure out what we have for next year so we can make the best of our limited picks, and go after needed pieces in the FA market. The best way to do that is to start the game of musical chairs.
1. Take advantage of Pace's injury and move CDub over to his natural LT position, Cutler can't be smashed and under any more pressure than he already is so no worries about him learning the game speed at LT on the fly.
2. Move Omygoodnesshemightnotbetheworstever, over to RT where he can take advantage of his more tackle skill set, and larger size and see if he's worth keeping on the roster next year or not. This would be put up or shut up time for the guy, if he can't handle RT he'll be trade fodder/cutfodder next year.
3. Put Shaffer in at LG to help CDub out a bit, and see if he has any talent at the position. My understanding of the guy is that he was always known as run first blocker, even playing tackle. As a guard he's going to be able to work more at run blocking, but having the experience at T should help him a bit in catching CDub's mistakes that he's bound to make taking over the position.
4. Pull Kreutz for Beekman. Beekman is a better blocker, and it's hard to imagine anyone could be worse than Kreutz at getting the ball into the QB's hands. Kreutz is not the answer at center, so if Beekman is it'd be best to get the chemistry building started now instead of waiting for next season. If it's shown that Beekman is terribad at C, which I don't think he will be, it'd at least give us a prime target in the draft next year since C are historically picked low, and multiple teams picked centers last year that needed them.
So those are my thoughts on an NFL level game of musical chairs, anyone else want to queue up the Bear Down fight song and see who ends up on their rear end when the music stops?
P.S.: I'd add a poll, but anything to do with assets or polling seems to be crashing my browser when I click on it, I had to manually tag the one image I did get in :P
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Righty O...
Just like to add that I’d also like to see what Louis can do. I thought Pace would’ve played better, but such is life. Hopefully, he can mentor Williams, etc.
When you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!!!
This just might work!
I’m not saying that it turns the Bears into the Broncos (I just threw up a little in my mouth) O-Line, but he is right, what else could go wrong.
That’s not true!!! WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU AHOLE!! Ok maybe your right but you gotta give a little something here for it to work. I don’t know what I’m going to do this is the worst thing I’ve ever read, this day could not get any worse. Fine, F*ck it, you’re right.
by Ditkavsworld
Although I agree with the sentiment
any musical OL chairs will only be made offseason.
Pace & Kreutz are sent packing
Chris Williams moved to LT
Omiyale back to LG (somebody coach this guy up, please) or to RT (my suggestion but I don’t see our coaches figuring that out)
Beekman to Center
Garza at RG or to the bench
Free Agent signing at Right Guard, Left Guard, or Right Tackle
Draft a Guard early or a Right Tackle if one falls to you in the 3rd rnd, or even trade up a little bit to get one
Draft another late rounder to fill in the depth
O Line
When I think of this terrible O line, I get really pissed that the Bears decided to trade their 2nd round pick when Phil Loadholt was still on the board. That guys a monster and he’s the starting RT for the Vikings right now.
ANGELO, YOU SUCK!!!!
+1
loadholt seems like a great fit for the hapless bears right about now
by reefermadness3 on Nov 13, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
The more I think about it
Our draft last year was actually pretty horrible. Angelo almost completely ignored the O-line, until Lance Louis was available in the 7th round. We now are paying the price for that horrendous draft. The only guys who have contributed signifigantly are Knox and Afalava.
When the hell are we going to get to see Gilbert worked into the rotation, much less on the field?
"Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking." - Jim McMahon
We won't be getting O-line help
anytime soon. The best way to acquire new talent is through the draft, and we don’t have a 1st or 2nd rounder next year.
other than stud left tackles...
name a first or second round O-line that was selected. Most O-Line go rounds three and on. The issue isn’t our draft, it’s that the front office can’t evaluate the talent while the coaching staff can’t polish poop. Once a change is made in these two departments then come talk to about the draft.
That’s not true!!! WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU AHOLE!! Ok maybe your right but you gotta give a little something here for it to work. I don’t know what I’m going to do this is the worst thing I’ve ever read, this day could not get any worse. Fine, F*ck it, you’re right.
by Ditkavsworld
Let's see...
Andy Levitre
Max Unger
Eric Wood
Alex Mack
Chilo Rachal
Mike Pollack
Ryan Kalil
Samson Satele
Justin Blalock
Ben Grubbs
And that’s from the only the past three years. And I neglected to mention right tackles and non-stud left tackles.
sorta was I was thinking
Unlikely it’s gonna work but it would be nice
and moving Shaffer works in Madden
this how i would like the line to be for the rest of the year so they get some chemistry for next year
LT Chris Williams(its his natural postion)
LG Beekman
C Olin
RG Roberto( hes acutally been ok)
RT Shaffer ( looks like a chicago type of player)
i like it except for
RT. without acting too negative about shaffer he doesn’t seem to be very good and gets pushed around a whole lot by opposing linemen. i would rather try omiyale and see if frank and his f’d up grill can do better than his miserable failure at LG.
by reefermadness3 on Nov 13, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
fine by me man
hell put pat mannelly out there anyone that can make a lane for forte and give cutler some time is fine by me
anyone miss john tait and ruben brown?
by Bear Lovin 21 on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
pat mannelly haha
can’t be puttin mvp patty out there, he’ll get his hands all bruised up then the long snaps will start sailing over brad’s head and out the back of the end zone for safeties.
i miss ruben brown, i bet now that he’s had some time off to heal he can still play a bit today. same with tait. they had not-so-good final years with the bears but i read that a lot of it was attributable to injuries they were playing through. maybe they could put anthony adams out there, he’s a pretty big guy and has ok footwork.
shoot i’m pretty big i could last at least 3 snaps before i get turned into a pretzel. i would be more than happy to try to injure the opposing linemen during this time or do anything else on the field to help keep cutler out of what sadly appears to be a seemingly inevitable football-induced trip to the ER.
by reefermadness3 on Nov 13, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
shit man go for it
CUT BLOCK ALL DAY DENVER LINE STYLE! HAHA
but i love this team to death i would be pissed to see them waste an oppurtunity with a real qb like jay
by Bear Lovin 21 on Nov 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
put omiyale at RT
he is a tackle, not a guard…he played pretty well in carolina when he started due to injuries. williams’ skill set is significantly better suited for LT than RT, which is why he’s been playing poorly this season. we probably shouldn’t have panicked and signed pace in the offseason – omiyale and williams should have been our starting RT/LT from day one. we could have used the pace money to go after a decent guard or a DB or a DT or a DE.
by guy incognito on Nov 14, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
i was watching th cincy/west virginia game
and i saw something that occurrd to me, and i say this tongue in cheek, so just laugh it off….The QB for cincy, collaros would take the team all the way down the field to the red zone, then for some strange reason, they switched the QB (i guess to the backup??) and twice the back up threw for a TD. So, I was thinking, since Jay is stinking it up mostly in the red zone, why not let him drive all the way down, once in the red zone, put in hanie…he might be so film-logged and play hungry, he just might be a terror in for the opposition in the red zone….hey, its worth a try, what can it hurt, seriously….
Eat. Sleep. Pray. Watch chicago play.
P.S.
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit about what you think.
by chi_till_eye_die on Nov 14, 2009 12:51 AM CST reply actions
While it wouldn't be for long...
that would work because other teams wouldn’t have any film on him and most certainly have not prepared for it. Thus, they would play a base defense and the Bears could exploit that. 2 big problems:
1. Cutler would never go for it, he’s way too competetive
2. The O-line would blow a blocking assignment and Hanie would get killed!
When you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!!!
We could have a different backup QB every game
It’d be like Spinal Tap’s drummers… and we can yell “On my god, they killed Hanie*!” “You bastards!”
- Or after Hanie gets killed, insert name of weekly replacement.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell
"F*** everybody outside of Halas Hall. BEARDOWN" - WavyGravy
Move them all
Start the second third strings. Start evaluating people and maybe even raise some scrub trade stock. Who knows what will emerge. It obviously is not working and could not be too much worse, so blow it up.
See who you want next year and who we could deal, trade, use, exchange spots etc. Not to be negative but realistic, season is pretty much over, so get some use out of it.
DJ Moore
is someone i’d like to see get time, along with DA.
the season was almost over when we lost to SF, and now, completely with GB beating Dallas
"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what make them the biggest guys on the field." -Madden
by BearNecessities on Nov 16, 2009 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Well it takes time for an O-Line to gel
So if you just start plunking people into it and changing things around in mid season your probably going to see things head down the crapper for a bit. I would think that changing one person out at a time might be a better solution as you wouldn’t have as much turmoil clouding individual play.

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