Photo-Caption Contest: What's Harry Saying?
by Dane Noble on Nov 14, 2009 8:15 AM CST
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It's been a while since we've done one of these, so why not get it back going?
In this photo, what is Harry Heistand telling Frank Omiyale and Roberto Garza?
Keep the submissions clean, and wreck your favorites!
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“Stop right there Mr. Omiyale, why are you wearing Orlando Pace’s jersey?”
by sirus19x on Nov 14, 2009 8:41 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hate to burst your bubble
but that’s definitely not Ron Turner. I don’t know who it is but it’s not Ron Turner.
by McRipper on Nov 14, 2009 8:53 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Fixed it. ’Twas in a hurry this morning.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
by Dane Noble on Nov 14, 2009 8:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that Frank Omiyale also?
Sure doesn’t look like Orlando Pace…
by sirus19x on Nov 14, 2009 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Harry: "What did the five fingers say to the face"
Pace and Garza: I dunno?
Harry : slaps them “SLAP, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
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Why are you here? We didn’t even play you today, so why come and troll? Nevermind, that was a rhetorical question, I don’t want a response…
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 14, 2009 9:34 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
I rec'd this last night,
but it still makes me laugh out loud.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Nov 15, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks buddy. It makes me laugh too.
I should’ve added Harry saying “It’s a celebration, King Kong ain’t got sh*t on me!”
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 15, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I Know What He's Saying............
He’s saying Five, Five Dollar, Five Dollar Footlong!
by Gesiakob on Nov 14, 2009 11:21 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
he is saying"now the idea is to stop the guy in front, who is the defender, by blocking him "
by stepeo on Nov 14, 2009 11:29 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
SURPIRISE
We’re going to give you a four-year, $14 million deal, hand you the starting job, realize you’re not that good then bench you!!!
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on Nov 14, 2009 12:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"This is my pimp hand, it is strong, if you don't start blocking somebody
you’ll find out how strong it is."
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 14, 2009 12:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Talk to the hand, bro!"
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
by juperee on Nov 14, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Harry - "See that? It's a wedding ring!"
“Girls like you when you do your job!”
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Harry says "How many fingers am I holding up?"...
Harry tries again, “How Many?”
Omiyale is mesmerized, but still silent, " Is this a trick question?", he thinks.
Harry again, “Dude…please help me. I’ve seen the long four before, but where did this stubby one come from?”
Garza, “That’s the one that’s been up your a$$ all season!”
When you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!!!
by LostInSTL on Nov 14, 2009 5:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Way to go! You've managed to block the air far enough that I can fit my hand through.
Tomorrow, we’ll see if you can create a full running lane. After that, we’ll try it with a defense of toddlers. Trust me, with my coaching, you will be dominating pee-wee players and Lions by the end of the season!
by SenatorSteve on Nov 14, 2009 5:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ok Frank...
you’re suposed to keep the other team on this side of your body!
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Nov 14, 2009 6:01 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Listen up Frank!
“The over/under on you losing your left guard job is 5 games… I took the over so I’ll put a good word in for you with Lovie”"
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 14, 2009 8:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
“Here’s my hand, rushing in to slap your face. See if you can block that.”
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell
"F*** everybody outside of Halas Hall. BEARDOWN" - WavyGravy
by Spongie on Nov 14, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
5 seconds
i’m begging you… just give him 5 seconds to throw it
"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what make them the biggest guys on the field." -Madden
by BearNecessities on Nov 15, 2009 12:34 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry it was me who farted... Roberto are you ok....
Roberto???
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 15, 2009 8:58 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Abracadabra!!!"
Magician Harry Hierstand and his assitants show off their latest trick, making the Bears playoff hopes disappear into thin air.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Nov 15, 2009 10:03 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hello!!?
Is anyone in there? Start blocking! Jay can’t do it alone!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by HoneyBear on Nov 15, 2009 5:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Obi Won Hiestand: [waves hand in front of face] You will retire from football at the end of the season.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Nov 15, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Well worth the green!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell
"F*** everybody outside of Halas Hall. BEARDOWN" - WavyGravy
by Spongie on Nov 16, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Frank Omiyale retiring?
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
by Dane Noble on Nov 16, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
best of both worlds?
Off the team and off the hook for the contract! Amiright?!?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Nov 16, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And working in a Star Wars reference
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell
"F*** everybody outside of Halas Hall. BEARDOWN" - WavyGravy
by Spongie on Nov 16, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Force is strong with this one.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Nov 16, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Harry - "Your a fat and useless at left guard."
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 15, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
ignore the "at"
Thank you.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 15, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
I haven’t done much work today, so let me helperize you:
Harry – “YourYou’re a fat and uselessatleft guard.”
Now, PSDB, go sleep it off. :)
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
by Dane Noble on Nov 15, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I have some mental problem where I always spell "your" like that.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 15, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ahh screw it. My joke has been ruined by my grammatical errors.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 15, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You're still real to me, dammit!
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
by Dane Noble on Nov 15, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The rec is cause you spell like Adam
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Nov 16, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ya see how I'm walking right between you guys with no resistance whatsoever???
I think we may be on to something.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Nov 16, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
After hearing of Omiyale's marital woes,
coach Hiestand instructs him on “the shocker” as Garza looks on in disgust.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Nov 16, 2009 12:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thats not the shocker
This is the shocker
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by TheMan1 on Nov 16, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Harry tries his hand at amateur hypnotism
“Follow my hand and repeat after me, Frank…I’m a guard…I’ve always been a guard…it’s my natural position…”
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 16, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
5!!!!!!
5 dollar footlongs!!!!!!!!!
Eat. Sleep. Pray. Watch chicago play.
P.S.
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit about what you think.
by chi_till_eye_die on Nov 16, 2009 4:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Harry is saying...
“Okay, Frank, next time you’ll have to use your own hand when you sneeze!”
As Garza looks on in disgust.
by BearFan611 on Nov 18, 2009 10:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Harry is saying...(part 2)
“Frank, when it comes to playing guard, on a scale of 1 – 100, you’re this many!”
by BearFan611 on Nov 18, 2009 10:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Harry is saying...(part 3)
“Did I get it all off?” “In order to keep my job, I had to wipe Lovie’s a$$”
by BearFan611 on Nov 18, 2009 10:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
TIWWCHNT
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
by Dane Noble on Nov 18, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
that’s your cat isn’t it. :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 19, 2009 7:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's my handle and here is my spout...
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Nov 21, 2009 3:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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