Garrett Wolfe Out For the Year (Updated)
by Gesiakob on Nov 20, 2009 9:40 AM CST
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Garrett Wolfe has a lacerated kidney that will sideline him the rest of the year. So who is out there? Larry Johnson looks very tantalizing right now but our old nemisis Cincinnatti picked him up. We are getting really thin at this position. Can you say Tiki Barber?
Trade deadline has passed so if Matt Forte gets hurt, we are in deep trouble. It looks to me like the Bears are going to have to scour the practice squads of every team in the NFL to find some back-ups. This is due to their reluctance to sign NFL players that become available. I guess they figure they will never need the help.
UPDATE: Bears officially place Wolfe on IR. We should see someone replace him soon, so as not to have to reduce the number of players on the practice squad. Helmet-tip to Brad Biggs!
UPDATE #2: Kahlil Bell upgraded from practice squad to 53 man roster.
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Can Tiki get on the team, and then quit?
Last time he was on a team and quit, then they won the super bowl.
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."-Randal Graves
Edge is available
But I imagine this late in the season they won’t pick anyone up and go with Forte and Peterson, unless one of them gets hurt.
by GallopingGhost on Nov 20, 2009 10:02 AM CST reply actions
DaHamsta has got to be
on the floor of his bedroom rocking back and forth and crying right about now.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 20, 2009 10:06 AM CST reply actions
I bumped this to the front page Gesiakob,
nice work. We always try and get this type of info on the front.
I also added a link to the story… any time something like this breaks, it is our responsibility to link it up.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
On The Link Dane Noble Provided............
It said that Wolfe suffered the injury on Nov. 8th, 2009 against the Cardinals. So that would mean the Bears knew about this when Larry Johnson became available. Why the Hell didn’t they sign him?
They likely....
…don’t realistically believe they’re playoff contenders at this point, and it was easier to wait and see on the injury, and then upgrade someone already in the organization. Cheaper, too, because Bell’s league minimum is smaller than Johnsons.
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."-Randal Graves
Ahhhhhhhhh..........
Nice analogy, that is probably what indeed happened. The cheapness of the Bears comes shining through once again.
Aroma
This means he’ll most likely dress the rest of the year, and hopefully will get an opportunity to make plays.
Edge wouldn’t be a horrible idea.
"Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked" - Homer defines the Bears '09 season in less than 12 words.
Probably not a terrible idea.
Bring him in, so that you don’t have to pull Half-Day AP out of the special teams mix as much.
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."-Randal Graves
Also
I really enjoyed this play last year: Kahlil Bell touchdown off the lateral
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."-Randal Graves
good call.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Ian Johnson's
still on the Vikings’ practice squad.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
Great minds think alike!
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by Ditkavsworld
yeah they do.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Ian Johnson
Minnesota Practice Squad.
This kid can play.
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by Ditkavsworld
Will some one please...
Tell JA that he needs better strength and conditioning coachs and a heck of a better trainer before next year.
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by Ditkavsworld
Huh?
Are you implying that a better strength and conditioning coach would have prevented a lacerated kidney?
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 20, 2009 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
More squats
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by Ditkavsworld
I like others
thought you were joking with your first post, but your second post makes that seem unlikely. Angelo is to blame for Wolfe’s injury? Wow, what an active imagination some people have.
I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren
by lookingdeadred on Nov 20, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
That is the implication
"Chance favors the prepared mind." - Pasteur
by Maelvampyre on Nov 20, 2009 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Don't we have two roster spots available now
Last I heard, Pisa isn’t on IR yet and neither is Wolfe. Anyone know what the deal is?
One or both of those needs to be a special teams pickup to replace Wolfe for sure. It’d be nice if they went ahead and picked up a third RB, but they’ll probably just use McKie if something goes wrong like they did when Benson went down in 2007.
But, purely speculating, anyone think Dominic Rhodes has anything left in the tank? He hasn’t been explosive running the last few years, but he’s got good catching ability and good blocking still.
You are correct.
The Bears never placed Pisa on IR because, as Jerry Angelo said, we didn’t have anyone who could fill the roster spot and contribute immediately.
It would make sense now, though, for either Pisa or Wolfe to get put on the IR so that we can sign add another RB.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
screw a backup RB
what we need is more depth on the d-line.
I think he was joking.
I lol’d!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Need 3 more...
Think we can trade our 3rd, 4th & 5th Round draft picks for a couple more.
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by Ditkavsworld
LOL!
We might could find a realgood pass rusher if we traded Forte.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
Nah.
Briggs and Forte for Peppers! Get it done JA, we know you like Carolina players!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
But then...
I’d at least want a backup OL out of it… oh, we got that last year.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
and maybe we could even trade a pick from next next years draft
to get Harris back
"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what make them the biggest guys on the field." -Madden
by BearNecessities on Nov 20, 2009 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Harris got roasted by Rickie last night
"Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked" - Homer defines the Bears '09 season in less than 12 words.
like a philly blunt?
Too soon?
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by Ditkavsworld
You could say he...
blazed on him all night.
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."-Randal Graves
no, no, no
He might be rusty, but I bet he can still play safety, and he’s “athletic” you know how JA loves “athletic” types. Who cares where they have experience or what they’re good at, just put ’em somewhere….
Let’s trade Bennett for a pick and put Bowman at WR. Wait – is there anyone left on the Rams that we haven’t tried? No? Damn. Junior Seau might be free next year. Let’s throw a lot of money at him and see if we can lock him up for a few years.
I wonder if Cutler could net us a back-up DT?
We will just Hester out the Wild-cat the whole game, have him hand the ball off to Anthony Adams for the dive play. We can line Briggs up as a 3rd TE with Clark and Olson and Tillman as a Wideout.
That should cover all the decent players being on offense/
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by Ditkavsworld
LT?
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by Ditkavsworld
Why don't we have Matt Jones
All 32 other teams in the NFL have yet to discover that this guy is clearly a fantastic WR who did great things (and great drugs) for the Jags!
It would increase the morale of the team
Maybe a few less players would be available for 4 weeks but hey the ones that were left would be happy and energentic!
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by Ditkavsworld
Our new QB?
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by Ditkavsworld
Is this thread turning into...
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
What the hey...
Throw enough feces at a wall, eventually something has to stick, right?
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by Ditkavsworld
Available Free Agents
Warrick Dunn
Edgerrin James
Duece McAllister
Dominic Rhodes
Or we could put Izzy in
I think at this point Bell is our best option.
One of the guys you have listed would make sense if we were actually competing for a title and you needed a short term fix, but Bell knows the playbook and we might as well see what he brings to the table for the future.
You Do Know...
That You’re Not Writing A Headline For A Newspaper Or Magazine Article, Right? It Actually Makes Your Comments More Difficult To Read.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Huh?
Is title capping sentences a standard in most Slavic languages?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
It's a Serbo-Croatian writing style
developed in the southern-most Slavic countries.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
LOL
Part of the Podhale dialect then, no?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Ah that would be Chicago
God Bless Casimir Pulaski Day
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by Ditkavsworld
2nd Largest Polish Population in the World if I'm not mistaken.
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by Ditkavsworld
Seriously, WTF?
You wanna try and label me a racist, because I try to offer you some advice?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
What Are You Talking About Smudgers?
I thought we were having a little friendly banter back and forth. I’m not calling you a racist. Settle down man.
We were...
until you said this:
If you make fun of me, you make fun of them!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
It would be an ethnist
"Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked" - Homer defines the Bears '09 season in less than 12 words.
Lol, thanks.
Dyslexic and ignorant. ;)
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
No prob
I don’t think its a real word, but definitely more fitting! :)
"Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked" - Homer defines the Bears '09 season in less than 12 words.
Oh man, this brings back memories...
I used to love getting out of school for Pulaski Day when I was a little tyke.
WTF are you talking about?
I’m not making fun of Polish people?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
That's How I Like To Write Smudgers
I’m sorry if you have difficulty reading my sentenses. Have you ever been checked for dyslexia?
sredgumS etirW oT ekiL I woH s'tahT
?aixelsyd rof deckech neeb rever ouy evaH .sesnetnes ym gnidear ytluciffid evah ouy fi yrros m’I
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by Ditkavsworld
by gaclaudy on Nov 20, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 7 recs
I am impressed that you could do that
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Nov 20, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
I'm damn near went cross-eyed doing it
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by Ditkavsworld
Bravo sir. Well done.
Ditka Avenger and Original WCG Power Poster!!!!
Want to be a blood donor? Insult Chuck Norris.
by Ditkavsworld on Nov 20, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Calm down there, sparky!
Just offering some constructive criticism.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
I'm Polish
and I don’t write my comments like that! I use the proper form! No excuses! :]
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
It's weird.
I’m Polish Too and sometimes I Have the same Problem capitalizing too Many words in a Sentence.
You're being very Un-Dude right now.
by IslandBoodler87 on Nov 20, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Irish Polish
Split down the middle. A stupid drunk.
You're being very Un-Dude right now.
by IslandBoodler87 on Nov 22, 2009 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
It's okay...
GG isn’t Polish.. but I still keep him around. ;) Lol
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Fun fact for Grammar Nerds (and Poles)
Since we’re talking both Poles and Capitalization, thought I’d share:
“Polish” is supposedly the only word in the English language which changes its basic meaning when capitalized.
Polish vs. polish
Example: A good polish on your Polish sausage will do you wonders.
(I thought I posted this once before—but maybe I forgot to hit “post” before moving on, or perhaps my example sentence was too suggestive…?)
It was posted before...
I remember it.
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Polish people dont need an excuse
Cause we’re The sh*T!
by Ryan21 on Nov 20, 2009 5:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Actually, that is not how newspaper headlines are written
AP (Associated Press) Style dictates that only the first word and all properly named words are capitalized. He types his more like a book title, which there is nothing wrong with.
by GallopingGhost on Nov 20, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't know that...
Even though I worked in papers out of college. Although, we didn’t follow many guidelines at all.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
How'd that work for Simms?
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by Ditkavsworld
it's really the cheap way out
"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what make them the biggest guys on the field." -Madden
by BearNecessities on Nov 20, 2009 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Wolfe the wimp
didn’t do his squats
I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren
by lookingdeadred on Nov 20, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
no kidding
there are 2 kidneys for a reason. wuss.
by reefermadness3 on Nov 20, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Wolfe has 3 kidneys
but he can’t play because Lovie has a case of smallism and had to shoot him so he couldn’t attack the other team with his awesomness
Now you get it
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by Ditkavsworld
What about..
signing a RB from the UFL. Go ahead and make fun of me, but there are several NFL castoffs that could work. Tatum Bell, Marcel Shipp, Michael Pittman, Cory Ross, DeDe Dorsey.
I didn’t see any guys on other teams practice squads that could contribute on our active roster. I’m sure Lovie would rather promote someone from our practice squad rather than signing from another team. He’s all about loyalty.
by boondock_saint812 on Nov 20, 2009 10:44 AM CST reply actions
DeDe isn't that bad of an idea
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by Ditkavsworld
I would assume....
..they have some sort of clause in their contracts with the UFL about penalties for leaving to the competition. Perhaps even a no-compete.
Plus…and I can’t believe I’m saying this…would you want to give up a job where you get to play to come be the 3rd running back for an average at best NFL team with 6 games left?
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."-Randal Graves
3 backs?
Who needs 3 backs when we only run it 10 times a game anyway?
Just kidding (I guess), bring on the young Bell — see what he’s got.
Though I would like to see Gilbert and Aromashado get some action. Heck, maybe even Gaines Adams (not sure how many games he’s been active for — I’ve barely noticed him so far).
by MakeHalasProud on Nov 20, 2009 10:45 AM CST reply actions
Jack Johnson
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
DJ Tripper
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
The Shadow knows!
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by Ditkavsworld
Bo Derek
It’s her birthday – I heard it on the radio box in the car!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Bo Bice?
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Nov 20, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
-1
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
I'll -1 your -1 on my -1
Anti-quitsies, you’re it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! double stamp it, no erasies!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
LOL
I’m glad that joke wasn’t completely wasted…
Ten more “WCG style points” if you can tell me where I got it from?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!”
Congratulations, sir! Your style points are in the mail. Please allow two-three weeks for delivery. Signature is required upon receipt.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Bo Bice? You made me google that??
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
You really should take a few minutes to re-group.
I know this news is hard on you, but you are spilling fail everywhere.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
Bo Peep (little)
"Chance favors the prepared mind." - Pasteur
by Maelvampyre on Nov 20, 2009 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Peekaboo Streets?
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by Ditkavsworld
Tai Streets
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Nov 20, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Houston Street
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by Ditkavsworld
Houston Knutt
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Nov 20, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Knute Rockne
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by Ditkavsworld
Sure he did!
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by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Sorry, I don't do much of the
television stuff. Especially that crap.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
Yeah,
not my style either… much more into the manly reality tv shows like “Top Chef” and “So you think you can dance!” ;)
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by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
top chef is awesome
but not as awesome as the the iron chef family of tv shows.
by reefermadness3 on Nov 20, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
i think he will
the other guy is too arrogant and too pleased with his own crap for my liking.
by reefermadness3 on Nov 20, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
good god i cant stop failing
i was referring to next iron chef, not top chef. cmon garces pull out the big W sunday night
by reefermadness3 on Nov 20, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
try to
keep up w/ that, too—Football/putting kids to bed always messes me up…then I miss the re-run.
As long as the seemingly over-anxious, anal Indian guy doesn’t win it…
that's what i'm sayin
mehty or whatever his name is; he’s douchiness personified. like that one pillowbiter who made only foams froma couple seasons ago. marcel i think it was? that guy played catcher for sure.
by reefermadness3 on Nov 20, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
HAHA.... sucka!
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by Eaten by Bears on Nov 20, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Joe Johnson?
That’s not true!!! WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU AHOLE!! Ok maybe your right but you gotta give a little something here for it to work. I don’t know what I’m going to do this is the worst thing I’ve ever read, this day could not get any worse. Fine, F*ck it, you’re right.
by Ditkavsworld
Jackson 5?
wait…4
"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what make them the biggest guys on the field." -Madden
by BearNecessities on Nov 20, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
4 Square?
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Nov 20, 2009 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Tether Ball?
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by Ditkavsworld
Napoleon Dynamite?
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by David Taylor on Nov 21, 2009 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
Too soon.
He made Thriller damnit.
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 20, 2009 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
We have to think outside the box
Allen Iverson looks like he might be fast, and he’s not doing anything better these days
Just ask him to practice!
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by Ditkavsworld
He'd throw it the other team when he was in paint.
That’s not true!!! WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU AHOLE!! Ok maybe your right but you gotta give a little something here for it to work. I don’t know what I’m going to do this is the worst thing I’ve ever read, this day could not get any worse. Fine, F*ck it, you’re right.
by Ditkavsworld
Do we have anyone who is just a contract to make the deal equal?
Oh wait, how does NBA to NFL trades work? Which set of rules do we follow when it comes to the cap?
That’s not true!!! WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU AHOLE!! Ok maybe your right but you gotta give a little something here for it to work. I don’t know what I’m going to do this is the worst thing I’ve ever read, this day could not get any worse. Fine, F*ck it, you’re right.
by Ditkavsworld
He doesn't like coming off the bench!!
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Barry Switzer
That’s not true!!! WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU AHOLE!! Ok maybe your right but you gotta give a little something here for it to work. I don’t know what I’m going to do this is the worst thing I’ve ever read, this day could not get any worse. Fine, F*ck it, you’re right.
by Ditkavsworld
Colonel Tom Parker
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Parker Knows Best
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 20, 2009 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Marmalade
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by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Satan the hockey player?
Or Satan, dark ruler of the underworld, Father of Sin and suffering, breeder of maliciousness and tempter of all, leader of the revolt against God the Almighty and enemy of all that is good and holy and righteous?
Johan Santana
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
can i get an amen for
santana moss
i got him on my madden team and sure enough he is a powerhouse.
or…
by reefermadness3 on Nov 20, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
johann sebastian bach
puts my baby to sleep and will do the same to opposing tacklers too
by reefermadness3 on Nov 20, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Sebastian the crab...
…oh the days of the Little Mermaid
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
The Crab House?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Bachman Turner Overdrive
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 20, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Bastian Balthazar Bux
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by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I actually screwed it up
It should’ve read
Parker Lewis Can’t lose. I think I combined Parker with Hogan Knows Best or Father Knows Best not really sure. Damn I need a vacation.
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 20, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
LJ sucks
and he’s on another team already (the convict team out of Cinci, appropriately enough).
That guy peaked about 4 years ago.
by MakeHalasProud on Nov 20, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Management actually did something right
I guess in hind sight keeping four running backs on the roster this year was a good move. AP will jump in and be a serviceable back up once again. We need to find someone to replace him on special teams. We now have lost two running backs in half of the seaosn, lets hope we don’t lose two more in the second half.
Space Mountain on Three; One, Two, Three, Space Mountain!
The only reason we kept four
Was because Kevin Jones got knocked out in the last preseason game. Without him getting injured, AP probably was gone.
Maybe
I would like to give management the benefit of the doubt on this one. There is no telling what would have happened if Jones never got injured, but AP has always been valuable on special teams and knowing Jones’ injury history maybe Lovie and the group wanted some insurance. Who knows, but point taken
Space Mountain on Three; One, Two, Three, Space Mountain!
They talked as if they were only keeping three
At least, Lovie talked about Forte and Jones and Wolfe in terms of their progress without mentioning AP. But, it’s entirely possible they would have kept him for his special teams play anyways. My guess is that they wouldn’t have kept AP, but you’re probably right and we’ll never really know.
Question??
Why haven’t the Bears put Pisa on IR yet? Isn’t he out for the rest of the season? Seems to me that wasting a roster spot.
Bring up Bell. Place Pisa on IR and bring up Ta’ufo’uo.
by boondock_saint812 on Nov 20, 2009 10:50 AM CST reply actions
From above ^^
You are correct.
The Bears never placed Pisa on IR because, as Jerry Angelo said, we didn’t have anyone who could fill the roster spot and contribute immediately.
It would make sense now, though, for either Pisa or Wolfe to get put on the IR so that we can sign add another RB.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
by Dane Noble on Nov 20, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
Remember back to the beginning of the season...
When we hoped that the Vikes/Bears matchups would be between two healthy teams?
Yeesh.
The Bears have gotten hit with the big end of the injury stick this year. Always sucks to see that happen.
When you go to somebody's house, you don't crap on their floor. Being a fan of one team does NOT give you license to be a dick to fans of another.
Corollary: When people are visiting your house and behaving themselves, them being a fan of a different team is NOT a reason for you to piss in their beer.
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Word to your Mother!
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by Ditkavsworld
how can we get off the bus running
With no running backs
by Ryan21 on Nov 20, 2009 11:51 AM CST via mobile reply actions
keep the bus running then
That’s not true!!! WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU AHOLE!! Ok maybe your right but you gotta give a little something here for it to work. I don’t know what I’m going to do this is the worst thing I’ve ever read, this day could not get any worse. Fine, F*ck it, you’re right.
by Ditkavsworld
Easy
You get off the bus in an orderly fashion so that Mary, the bus driver with an inordinate amount of facial hair, doesn’t yell at you. Just look what happened to Garrett. He’s the only one to get off the bus running this year, and she lacerated his kidney! Matty’s scared of her :-(
chi_till_eye_die
We can do without the all caps “hahaha I told you so” post.
Don’t be a troll.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
not trolling
its just funny to me how every1 reacted to my suggestion of maybe getting LJ, now there is a post talking about how he looks “tantalizing”, thats all, I love the bears, only want the best for them
Eat. Sleep. Pray. Watch chicago play.
P.S.
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit about what you think.
by chi_till_eye_die on Nov 20, 2009 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
just seeing this
and i have to say, we have had the worst luck this year with injuries. this sucks. big time.
Garrett who???...
I am guessing no of us would have noticed his absence anyway.
When you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!!!
he's been good
when given the chance this year i think. putting him in on screens, reverses, and packaging him as a slot receiver have worked well this year. he’s small, fast and makes people miss tackles. used the right way, and he could be devastating.
unfortunately, turner’s inept, so that’s never going to happen.
Turthfully...
my point is that he’s still a 3rd string RB. There are MUCH bigger issues on this team with the starters they do have.
When you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!!!
I bet..
I bet we use the roster spot for another DE/DT.
I say we give Brock Forsey another chance!!
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Considering that Brock just got out of the Hospital
due to his intestines leaking feces into his stomach and they’re questioning whether he’ll ever fight again. I doubt he’d be up for it.
That, and when he briefly tried out for the Vikes as a lineman, he got beat badly. So you doubly don’t want him.
When you go to somebody's house, you don't crap on their floor. Being a fan of one team does NOT give you license to be a dick to fans of another.
Corollary: When people are visiting your house and behaving themselves, them being a fan of a different team is NOT a reason for you to piss in their beer.
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by Robert Rence on Nov 20, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
perfect fit for the bears
a crap-eating (digesting is close enough) subpar player. he’ll fit right in the locker room
by reefermadness3 on Nov 20, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
I say suit up Angelo
Jerry might gain some appreciation for what his players do and don’t do week to week.
Best case he gets hurt and put on IR.
by Suffering from Chicago Sports on Nov 20, 2009 1:32 PM CST reply actions
Don't sign any RB
just play with more 4 WR sets
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 20, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions
But...
“we’re a running team”
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by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
The bus...
we get off it… running.
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 20, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
We just get back on it in crutches!
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by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
In crutches or on crutches??? :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 20, 2009 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Parker Knows Best?!?
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by David Taylor on Nov 20, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
touche
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 20, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
What you think we are Michigan or something
Let’s run the spread.
Cutler in shotgun 90% of the time, well at least he’d have more than 2 seconds to find a reciever.
Hey it might work, Hester and Bennett on the outside, Olsen and Know on the inside with Forte coming out on wheel routes. maybe he can chunck the ball 60-70 times a game.
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by Ditkavsworld
With the way Kreutz shotguns the ball,
no thank you. If the Bears throw it 60 times Sunday, I’m cool. But no shotgun.
by Mike Mueller on Nov 20, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Roster signing
Brad Biggs just tweeted that Khalil Bell was signed to the 53-man roster.
by boondock_saint812 on Nov 20, 2009 2:27 PM CST reply actions
Ow... Lacerated Kidney.
Hopefully he gets better soon, I liked what I have seen out of Wolfe so far this year.
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.
No band-wagoner fans allowed, pick a team and stick with em, throughout the good and the bad.
Pisa
Why are they not putting Pisa on IR? To me that’s wasting a roster spot. Sign Marcus Freeman from Houston’s practice squad if they want another LB. He should know the system.
by boondock_saint812 on Nov 20, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions
Why are they not putting Pisa on IR?
Have another long think about the possible reasons for NOT putting someone on IR and come back to us …
by Irish Bears Fan on Nov 21, 2009 3:06 AM CST up reply actions
Why Angelo
never brings to camp a slew of college free running backs is beyond me. I know they thought Jones was “the complement” to Forte but he had and has a history on injury. Why do some coaches and teams seem to find gold in rookie free agents but never the Bears?
Fire Lovie and hire Mike Shanan.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
duh!
Mike Shanahan – I’m not sure who that Shanan guy is!
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
Bring back Walter Payton! Oh, wait...
I would reccomend Edgerrin James. Is Shaun Alexander a free agent?
This WHOLE thread clearly shows that Bears Nation has Officially lost our collective minds.
Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover
Good to know that it is official now!
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by Ditkavsworld
That's funny...
I was thinking about the exact same thing when I got down to here… lol
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Garrett Wolfe Injured
I don’t think he will be missed – as he really is not much of a threat to anyone. He is just too small I think. I would really liked if we had draft some one else that was available at the time. I know there are plenty of small backs in the NFL but I would rather that they had drafted someone who could have been an everyday back. That way it gives them some depth. Not saying that this kid is not a talent, but I just can’t see him being there every day back and too me that is what they sould have drafted.
Garret Who ?
Oh … Mini-me … the guy that got stepped over on a block ? Yeah, huge loss. Fu*ckit, Hester to HB, cut out the kicking/throwing part …..
by Irish Bears Fan on Nov 21, 2009 3:05 AM CST reply actions
This is where mind mind went...
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by David Taylor on Nov 21, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
"mind mind"
ftw?
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by David Taylor on Nov 21, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Lol, awesome.
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 21, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
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