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Bears Fans- Don't Punch Cutler In The Eye


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via www.bteambombers.com

In this story run by the Chicago Tribune it is reporting that QB Jimmy Clausen was in an altercation outside of a local bar after the loss to UConn.

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Starting quarterback and team captain Jimmy Clausen was involved in an altercation outside a South Bend, Ind., bar in the hours after a double-overtime loss to Connecticut on Saturday, taking a punch to the face in the incident, sources told the Tribune.

Clausen suffered at least one black eye as a result of the punch, according to a source.

 This got me thinking, what are the odds of some meatball Bears fan taking a crack at Jay when he is out and about on the town.  Let's say he's grabbing some milk from the grocery store and as he's reading the National Enquierer about John and Kate plus 8 he gets his eye dotted.  Or lets say he's pumping gas and out of the blue he takes a shot.  I'm sending this out to you Bears fans, even if your mad about a loss you just can't go around punching people no matter how much you want to.  We're not Viking fans remember that. :)

Poll
If given the chance to punch Cutler in the eye (and you wouldn't be prosecuted) would you take it?
Hell yes
28 votes
Can I Punch Ron, Jerry, or Lovie instead
69 votes
No, I'm not an animal
24 votes
No I punch like a girl
2 votes
Yes but don't tell anybody
0 votes

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I voted "I am not an animal" for obvious reasons.

"Chance favors the prepared mind." - Pasteur

by Maelvampyre on Nov 24, 2009 9:24 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Where are your bones not that Jackson is dead

by BigAppleBearsFan on Nov 24, 2009 9:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Michael Jackson?

No, dude…William Merrick, he was way before Jackson.

"Chance favors the prepared mind." - Pasteur

by Maelvampyre on Nov 24, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How about in the chin?

Maybe that would prevent him from hanging his head all the time.

"Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked" - Homer defines the Bears '09 season in less than 12 words.

by propheteer on Nov 24, 2009 10:33 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

if you try to punch Jay....

Greg Olsen has his back…

by BBANGUS on Nov 24, 2009 10:38 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'd be more concerned with Olin...

You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.

by Dane Noble on Nov 24, 2009 10:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Especially if you're in a weight room.

Just sayin’.

"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."-Randal Graves

by KDoggers on Nov 24, 2009 11:32 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Olsen as Jay's bodyguard ?

yeah, but if you tried to punch Cutler Olsen would miss the block …. then he wouldn’t be able to catch Cutler as he fell …..

by Irish Bears Fan on Nov 27, 2009 2:29 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Never?

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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

by smudgers on Nov 24, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't you have other things to be working on?

You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.

by Dane Noble on Nov 24, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

I’m gonna refer you to my email from earlier! ;)

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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

by smudgers on Nov 24, 2009 7:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Ditka Avenger and Original WCG Power Poster!!!!

Want to be a blood donor? Insult Chuck Norris.

by Ditkavsworld on Nov 24, 2009 7:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bartman

managed to make it out of Chicago unscathed as well. goes to show you just how deflated the Chicago based fans have become.

"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what make them the biggest guys on the field." -Madden

by BearNecessities on Nov 25, 2009 5:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

not if you are a fan of another team

with one exception every game i have been at soldier field for in the past few years has seen some poor schmuck fan in the opposing team jersey get at least doused with beer and food. usually followed by a few punches when they understandably get mad and try to do something about it.

by reefermadness3 on Nov 25, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

awesome vid. Cutler don’t take no sh*t!

by GtM on Nov 24, 2009 5:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That Linebacker is a wimp...

A little shove was enough to knock him over?

Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.

No band-wagoner fans allowed, pick a team and stick with em, throughout the good and the bad.

by JoeCB1991 on Nov 24, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I like how everyone wants to knock out Lovie and Turner.

Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.

No band-wagoner fans allowed, pick a team and stick with em, throughout the good and the bad.

by JoeCB1991 on Nov 24, 2009 5:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Job for Urlacher.

Personal bodyguard to The Cut.

by Irish Bears Fan on Nov 25, 2009 1:02 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

option 2..

far more fulfilling to my anger at the bears

by Pretender85 on Nov 25, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i picked no i'm not an animal

don’t go away mad lovie/angelo, just go away.

by reefermadness3 on Nov 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

you must want to see some skid marks

cause the guy is gonna poop himself involuntarily after getting rocked by the vikings d line on sunday. diapers saves his dignity at least.

by reefermadness3 on Nov 25, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Who cares?

He’ll poop all over the floor of the Metrodome.

by GouldisGold on Nov 25, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you serious?

I’ve seen a bunch of your posts and all you say is how much of a baby Cutler is. What the hell are you talking about? You point to the fact that he requested a trade and that he got in an argument with Phillip Rivers. Why isn’t Phillip Rivers a cry baby then?

Let me ask you a question. Let’s say you get hired to work somewhere and for 3 years, you have a tremendous relationship with your boss. You learned everything you know from that man and have nothing but respect for him. You have a great year at work, so good in fact you get rewarded for it. Then suddenly he is fired. Then to make matters worse, your new boss wants to replace you with somebody with less experience and talent then you because he worked with him before. Now I ask you, what the hell would you do?

by McRipper on Nov 25, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Cutler getting traded

IMO, Cutler has deck stacked against him.

by MEATaylor on Nov 26, 2009 11:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well said.

Elway was a far bigger crybaby who actually cried his way out of Baltimore, Same for Eli Manning (the most over-rated QB in the NFL).

by Irish Bears Fan on Nov 27, 2009 2:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What's wrong with

punching like a girl? I punch like one (because I am one) but can still give a good wallop if necessary! Lol. But to be honest, I chose, “No, I’m not an animal.” :]

"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton

by HoneyBear on Nov 27, 2009 11:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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