Random Thoughts From Week Nine
by smudgers on Nov 9, 2009 8:42 AM CST
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The eighth game of the Bears season has come and gone and left Bears fans with yet another bitter taste of blowout at the hands of the Arizona Cardinals. While not ALL's completely lost, this (below) is what I've taken from the NFL, week nine.
Chicago Bears Edition
> For his sake, I really hope that Lovie Smith doesn't have to prepare his own taxes.
> If a tree fell in the woods and no one were around to hear it, could somebody please stop Larry Fitzgerald?
> Tommie Harris punches like a girl. A girl that can punch... and likes to take cheap shots.
> On a related note, I think Tommie's figured out a way not to practice this week.
> It's bad, very bad. But hey, at least we didn't lose to the 1-7, Josh Freeman led, Buccaneers (silver lining?).
> Magical mushrooms make Forte run fast... wait... what?!?
Around The NFL Edition
> TV must add ten pounds to Tony Dungy's ears.
> I cannot stand Phillip Rivers or the cornbread that he grew up on.
> NY Giants, ftw? Their season has gone down hill faster than Orlando Pace chasing an ice cream truck.
> Andy Reid's mustache has officially taken over control of his face.
> Jay Leno is comically unfunny. Not technically football related, but I'm really tired of seeing that chin during commercial breaks.
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
By the numbers: Tommie Harris 2009 (through eight games)
8.0 - Tackles
0.0 - Sacks
1.0 - Interception
1.0 - Game sat by Lovie
1.0 - Ejection
$7,290,000 - 2009 Earnings
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Worst joke of the week (stop me if you've heard this one):
Eleven guys walk onto a football field and allow the other team to score six times on their first six posses... Oh... you've heard this... two weeks ago, huh?
My apologies.
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Tommie Harris.....
is sitting back counting his “benjamins”, while players like Jay Cutler and Lance Briggs actually give a crap. It is unreal the downward spiral he has gone through in such a short amount of time. Can’t wait to be rid of him.
Mr. Dyess
by Fridgeman81 on Nov 9, 2009 8:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Andy Reid's mustache is scary.
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 9, 2009 9:17 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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by rdent4hof on Nov 9, 2009 9:27 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
That picture is hilarious
Roach love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
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by tfrabotta on Nov 9, 2009 9:33 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Funny
I like the Lovie preparing his own taxes. That’s pretty funny.
by McRipper on Nov 9, 2009 9:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Niiiice!
Great post.
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
by Just Dave on Nov 9, 2009 9:56 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
So is it Jarron Gilbert time?
Our interior tackles have been poor to say the least, Harris will no doubt get a 1 or 2 game suspension. Does Toeaina get the call or Gilbert?
by MuleTrain on Nov 9, 2009 10:03 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure it'll be Izzy again.
Although we have a ton of options (Harrison, Adams, Adams, Big Toe, Gilbert).
Not that they’re great options, but still…
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Nov 9, 2009 10:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gore
is going to have a field day against us on Thursday. I’m predicting 175 yards and 2 TDs.
People who don’t care don’t respond, and people who do care do respond. Does that make sense Bronco fans trying to validate the trade?
by propheteer on Nov 9, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As of right now
Tommie is making $911,250 per tackle. His INT was the result of him being pancaked to the ground, and the ball mysteriously landing in his lap.
I love the weak-sauce product!
Tommie Harris punches like a girl. A girl that can punch… and likes to take cheap shots.
What’s the point of punching someone with a helmet and facemask? You’d think before getting angry at an opposing player, that this would run through his mind. How about biting his finger or something? At least this way he’d feel a little pain.
People who don’t care don’t respond, and people who do care do respond. Does that make sense Bronco fans trying to validate the trade?
by propheteer on Nov 9, 2009 11:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOL
How about biting his finger or something? At least this way he’d feel a little pain.
It’s funny and sad that he has more ejections (1) than he has sacks (0).
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Nov 9, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder
if the league will suspend him for the Thursday night game. At least the defense has played better with him out there. I’m afraid Gore will have 200 yds against us if he’s not playing.
People who don’t care don’t respond, and people who do care do respond. Does that make sense Bronco fans trying to validate the trade?
by propheteer on Nov 9, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was a tommie fan
Until he pulled that weak shit on the field yesterday. What goes thru a guys head when he does something like that? He used to be 1 of my favs on D, now i want to see his ass let go from the team. You weak-minded, blubber of man. Why hurt your team with such childish acts like that?? If you dont want to play on that team anymore, than just stop playing, dont bring the team down with your stupidiity. Thanks for nothing, 91
Eat. Sleep. Pray. Watch chicago play.
by chi_till_eye_die on Nov 9, 2009 12:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Adam Schefter
at lunch today says he does not believe Harris will be suspended. Just a substantial fine.
Roach love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
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by tfrabotta on Nov 9, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Suspended by the league, that is...
And you had lunch with Adam Schefter? You really are a power poster!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Nov 9, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Would that be a power lunch? Does he need a power nap afterwards?
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 9, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they drank Powerade?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Nov 9, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good call, did he have a powerbar too?
Ditka Avenger and Original WCG Power Poster!!!!
Why are you here? We didn’t even play you today, so why come and troll? Nevermind, that was a rhetorical question, I don’t want a response…
-HoneyBear in response to a Viqueen Troll.
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by Ditkavsworld on Nov 9, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I want a power nap for me!
Roach love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
- "Original WCG Power Poster!"
by tfrabotta on Nov 9, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He Can Afford It.
Good stuff Smudger’s!
by Gesiakob on Nov 10, 2009 8:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Start the Entire 2nd String
Shoot give the third string a chance. At least these guys will want to play and hustle. Added bonus, we get to evaluate and see what we need plus maybe someone will emerge.
Tommie Harris looking for a way not to practice- took the words right from my mouth. (Good pic btw). Too bad that just dropped his trade stock, well maybe upped it for the Falcons or Raiders or something.
Wonder if we can trade Tommie Harris and Lovie for some pics? We can throw in Turner for free!
by TheMan1 on Nov 9, 2009 2:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So by "Entire second string..."
The CALEB HANIE ERA?!
by SJS_illini on Nov 10, 2009 8:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
at least Cutler wouldn't get destroyed for 60 minutes
"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what make them the biggest guys on the field." -Madden
by BearNecessities on Nov 10, 2009 11:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure we can cram a layer of bubble wrap under his pads.
Just for an extra layer of “protection” from that second string O-line.
by SJS_illini on Nov 10, 2009 11:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm telling you
Izzy at Gaurd
and Kreutz at DT
Izzy could also be the safety
by DaHamsta on Nov 10, 2009 4:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
Nice work.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
by Dane Noble on Nov 10, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Guard*
this speeling thing is getting annoying
I suggest adding a spellcheck
by DaHamsta on Nov 10, 2009 5:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
There are spell-checkers built into a lot of web browsers.
I know Safari and Firefox have it… not sure about others.
You are all gentlemen (and ladies) and good judges of cheap whiskey.
by Dane Noble on Nov 10, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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