Random Thoughts From Week Nine

by David Taylor on Nov 9, 2009 8:42 AM CST

The eighth game of the Bears season has come and gone and left Bears fans with yet another bitter taste of blowout at the hands of the Arizona Cardinals. While not ALL's completely lost, this (below) is what I've taken from the NFL, week nine.

Chicago Bears Edition

> For his sake, I really hope that Lovie Smith doesn't have to prepare his own taxes.

> If a tree fell in the woods and no one were around to hear it, could somebody please stop Larry Fitzgerald?

> Tommie Harris punches like a girl. A girl that can punch... and likes to take cheap shots.

> On a related note, I think Tommie's figured out a way not to practice this week.

> It's bad, very bad. But hey, at least we didn't lose to the 1-7, Josh Freeman led, Buccaneers (silver lining?).

> Magical mushrooms make Forte run fast... wait... what?!?

Around The NFL Edition

> TV must add ten pounds to Tony Dungy's ears.

> I cannot stand Phillip Rivers or the cornbread that he grew up on.

> NY Giants, ftw? Their season has gone down hill faster than Orlando Pace chasing an ice cream truck.

> Andy Reid's mustache has officially taken over control of his face.

> Jay Leno is comically unfunny. Not technically football related, but I'm really tired of seeing that chin during commercial breaks.

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By the numbers: Tommie Harris 2009 (through eight games)

8.0 - Tackles

0.0 - Sacks

1.0 - Interception

1.0 - Game sat by Lovie

1.0 - Ejection

$7,290,000 - 2009 Earnings

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Worst joke of the week (stop me if you've heard this one):

Eleven guys walk onto a football field and allow the other team to score six times on their first six posses... Oh... you've heard this... two weeks ago, huh?

My apologies.

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Tommie Harris.....

is sitting back counting his “benjamins”, while players like Jay Cutler and Lance Briggs actually give a crap. It is unreal the downward spiral he has gone through in such a short amount of time. Can’t wait to be rid of him.

Mr. Dyess

by Fridgeman81 on Nov 9, 2009 8:55 AM CST reply actions

Andy Reid's mustache is scary.

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by rdent4hof on Nov 9, 2009 9:27 AM CST reply actions

That picture is hilarious

Roach love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
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by tfrabotta on Nov 9, 2009 9:33 AM CST reply actions

The Dungy comment is classic, well done!

by BearFan611 on Nov 9, 2009 9:49 AM CST reply actions

Funny

I like the Lovie preparing his own taxes. That’s pretty funny.

by McRipper on Nov 9, 2009 9:51 AM CST reply actions

Niiiice!

Great post.

If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.

by Just Dave on Nov 9, 2009 9:56 AM CST reply actions

So is it Jarron Gilbert time?

Our interior tackles have been poor to say the least, Harris will no doubt get a 1 or 2 game suspension. Does Toeaina get the call or Gilbert?

by Mike Mueller on Nov 9, 2009 10:03 AM CST reply actions

I'm sure it'll be Izzy again.

Although we have a ton of options (Harrison, Adams, Adams, Big Toe, Gilbert).

Not that they’re great options, but still…

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by David Taylor on Nov 9, 2009 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

Gore

is going to have a field day against us on Thursday. I’m predicting 175 yards and 2 TDs.

People who don’t care don’t respond, and people who do care do respond. Does that make sense Bronco fans trying to validate the trade?

by propheteer on Nov 9, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions

As of right now

Tommie is making $911,250 per tackle. His INT was the result of him being pancaked to the ground, and the ball mysteriously landing in his lap.

I love the weak-sauce product!

Tommie Harris punches like a girl. A girl that can punch… and likes to take cheap shots.

What’s the point of punching someone with a helmet and facemask? You’d think before getting angry at an opposing player, that this would run through his mind. How about biting his finger or something? At least this way he’d feel a little pain.

People who don’t care don’t respond, and people who do care do respond. Does that make sense Bronco fans trying to validate the trade?

by propheteer on Nov 9, 2009 11:31 AM CST reply actions

LOL

How about biting his finger or something? At least this way he’d feel a little pain.

It’s funny and sad that he has more ejections (1) than he has sacks (0).

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by David Taylor on Nov 9, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

I wonder

if the league will suspend him for the Thursday night game. At least the defense has played better with him out there. I’m afraid Gore will have 200 yds against us if he’s not playing.

People who don’t care don’t respond, and people who do care do respond. Does that make sense Bronco fans trying to validate the trade?

by propheteer on Nov 9, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

I was a tommie fan

Until he pulled that weak shit on the field yesterday. What goes thru a guys head when he does something like that? He used to be 1 of my favs on D, now i want to see his ass let go from the team. You weak-minded, blubber of man. Why hurt your team with such childish acts like that?? If you dont want to play on that team anymore, than just stop playing, dont bring the team down with your stupidiity. Thanks for nothing, 91

Eat. Sleep. Pray. Watch chicago play.

by chi_till_eye_die on Nov 9, 2009 12:26 PM CST reply actions

Adam Schefter

at lunch today says he does not believe Harris will be suspended. Just a substantial fine.

Roach love the run stuffin', but don't forget about the TE over the middle!!
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by tfrabotta on Nov 9, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions

Suspended by the league, that is...

And you had lunch with Adam Schefter? You really are a power poster!

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by David Taylor on Nov 9, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions