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Random Thoughts From Week Nine

The eighth game of the Bears season has come and gone and left Bears fans with yet another bitter taste of blowout at the hands of the Arizona Cardinals. While not ALL's completely lost, this (below) is what I've taken from the NFL, week nine.

Chicago Bears Edition

> For his sake, I really hope that Lovie Smith doesn't have to prepare his own taxes.

> If a tree fell in the woods and no one were around to hear it, could somebody please stop Larry Fitzgerald?

> Tommie Harris punches like a girl. A girl that can punch... and likes to take cheap shots.

> On a related note, I think Tommie's figured out a way not to practice this week.

> It's bad, very bad. But hey, at least we didn't lose to the 1-7, Josh Freeman led, Buccaneers (silver lining?).

> Magical mushrooms make Forte run fast... wait... what?!?

Around The NFL Edition

> TV must add ten pounds to Tony Dungy's ears.

> I cannot stand Phillip Rivers or the cornbread that he grew up on.

> NY Giants, ftw? Their season has gone down hill faster than Orlando Pace chasing an ice cream truck.

> Andy Reid's mustache has officially taken over control of his face.

> Jay Leno is comically unfunny. Not technically football related, but I'm really tired of seeing that chin during commercial breaks.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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By the numbers: Tommie Harris 2009 (through eight games)

8.0 - Tackles

0.0 - Sacks

1.0 - Interception

1.0 - Game sat by Lovie

1.0 - Ejection

$7,290,000 - 2009 Earnings

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Worst joke of the week (stop me if you've heard this one):

Eleven guys walk onto a football field and allow the other team to score six times on their first six posses... Oh... you've heard this... two weeks ago, huh?

My apologies.

<em>This FanPost was written by a Windy City Gridiron member, and does not necessarily reflect the ideas or opinions of its staff or community.</em>

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