The Many Faces of Lovie Smith
by David Taylor on Dec 29, 2009 12:25 PM CST
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PrintAs many of you already know, I'm not much of a "we need a coach with fire and passion" type of fan. However, there are quite a few of you out there that want an "in your face" type of coach in the mold of a Ditka or a Cowher.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the concept of that type of coach. I just don't feel as strongly as some do that it's a necessity for success. This debate has been had over and over... and over again... and that's not what my intentions are of this post.
A while back BBangus posted a Jay Cutler Emotional Chart, located HERE. Some of the recent "Lovie needs to show some emotion" comments got me to thinking... what would a Lovie Smith Emotional Chart look like?"
And without further ado, enjoy...
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ROFLMAO!
2nd & short vs 3rd and long…PRICELESS!!!
that is awesome, Mr Smudge.
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
Also...
Here’s one for all that like to compare Lovie to a cardboard cutout.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
I may have been wrong,
Maybe it is a cardboard cutout?!?
and…
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Dec 29, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
That one is is Lovie Smith's stunt double
The accidental show of emotion is due to being informed he would not be burned in effigy during the post-game ceremony as was originally planned.
When you go to somebody's house, you don't crap on their floor. Being a fan of one team does NOT give you license to be a dick to fans of another.
Corollary: When people are visiting your house and behaving themselves, them being a fan of a different team is NOT a reason for you to piss in their beer.
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by Robert Rence on Dec 29, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
accidental show of emotion
Classic.
I think Lovie’s problem is that he’s so slow that by the time he figures out what everyone is all excited about . . . it’s too late for him to show any reaction.
Lovie’s not emotionless. He’s just on a 7 second delay.
by axthelm on Dec 29, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Completely onboard with your comments, I think this is Lovie's reaction to Devin Hester's opening kickoff return in the Super Bowl,
unfortunately, he just realized it this past Monday night……..
haha. nicely played.
but i believe greg olsen was drafted after the super bowl.
"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying" - Michael Jordan, the one and only...
That one there is Smovie Lith
Lovie’s non-goatee clad extradimensional double.
Is Jerry Angelo fired yet?
Is Vinny Del Negro fired yet?
It's refreshing to see a Philip Rivers face without moutheyes.
Is Jerry Angelo fired yet?
Is Vinny Del Negro fired yet?
Just for you...
Mouth-Eyes: The Squeakuel
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Dec 29, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ish!!! it's better than the toothy one, but still...
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
still yuck
Sxrew that the bears suck, next. GO BLACKHAWKS! Spring training starts in February and Arena Football is coming back too. YAY!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 29, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Make it stop!!!!
Price Check on aisle BOOM.
by Ditkavsworld on Dec 30, 2009 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Two can play at that game!
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.
I can't stand band-wagoner fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad.
The only one I have seen that was worse than this one is the Miles Austin one.
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.
I can't stand band-wagoner fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad.
Found it....
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.
I can't stand band-wagoner fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad.
this is ridiculous, they are all the same.
Sxrew that the bears suck, next. GO BLACKHAWKS! Spring training starts in February and Arena Football is coming back too. YAY!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 29, 2009 11:45 PM CST reply actions
LOL!
SHUT UP! Enough already, smudgers! Who cares about Lovie Smith anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ’s sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Dec 30, 2009 7:32 AM CST up reply actions
hahahaha
Sxrew that the bears suck, next. GO BLACKHAWKS! Spring training starts in February and Arena Football is coming back too. YAY!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 30, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
I invented the piano key necktie.
I invented it! What have you done?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Dec 30, 2009 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
oh no dane
Sxrew that the bears suck, next. GO BLACKHAWKS! Spring training starts in February and Arena Football is coming back too. YAY!!!!!!!!!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 30, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome....
love the drunk, sleeping, and rivers ones….
"You want cheerleaders? Bah you have the Bears drumline that should be good enough for ya! If ya don't like that you can bite me!"
- Virginia McCaskey to fans complaining to bring back the Honey Bears
Ditto
Sleeping is my fav, cause it’s a rarity that he’s wearing sunglasses.
"But it doesn't matter what I do, what I choose. I'm what's wrong. This is fate" - Dexter season 4....I mean Lovie season 6.
Thanks, bud.
And I found a pic of Lovie, right after he found out that he was still the coach next year:
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
Nice,
Love it that there isn’t even an exclamation point after happy. I really don’t hate Lovie, and while I might prefer a coach who showed a little more emotion on camera. I assume that he shows more than what we see when he is in the locker room.
Great pic,
Do you photo-shop all these, I looked at cheeky Monkey, If you don’t mind me asking, which software would you recommend for a beginner, which are you using?
I 'shop some (a good amount of them)
like Virginia cleaning house one, Jabba the Weis, or the Bears of War ones… but stuff like above, I just generally just do a quick google search.
I really have to get my website up, I’m turrible about working on it and I’m just now learning web-based design all over again. As for the program, I use Adobe Photoshop, it’s great… but it’s quite expensive. For a beginner, I’ve heard good things about gimp. It’s free, I think, and offers a lot of good tools. Also, Adobe Photoshop Elements is pretty good, it’s cheaper and contains a ton of the tools. But there’s still gonna be a learning curve to whichever program you choose. The more you play with it, the better you get. Hope that helps.
And I’m in the vocal minority that actually like Lovie, as well. He’s made some dumb mistakes, but the guy is overwhelmed. Hopefully, getting a DC will help that this year.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
Yuppers.
Anytime!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
You're a man amongst men!
Nice job with the wide-range of Lovie’s emotional rollercoaster. The man just can’t keep his feelings to himself!
"But it doesn't matter what I do, what I choose. I'm what's wrong. This is fate" - Dexter season 4....I mean Lovie season 6.
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