Charlie Weis Interested in the Bears

He invited himself to the party by creating his own invitation. He stands in the room and wants attention. He is wearing a big sign that says," PICK ME! I AM THE MAN FOR THE JOB!" That man is Charlie Weis. He has reportedly came out publicly and stated that he would be interested in the Bears OC position if it were to become available. Now the question lies, Do the McCaskeys and Angelo have their spectacles on? are they willing to acknowledge that enormous, gleefully obvious, sequoia amongst shrubs, Charlie Weis? do they have that ability to look at Ron Turner and wonder what the hell is going on? I liken Ron Turner to a scene in the Great American Classic Porky’s.

When The Boys are driving to Porky’s late at night to create some Hijinx they drive past a woman with an unreal body, long legs, short cutoff shorts, very sexy, and a candidate to lose their virginity too, bent over looking into her car because it had just broken down. They stop to help her all nervous with excitement, to only realize that once she turns around her face looks like Leather Face from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Ron Turner is that girl. His scheme looks good(somewhere, maybe in madden or flag football) but once you really see it, it is a pile of last nights Habenero infused dinner being flushed down the toilet.

Ron Turner’s Offenses have been atrocious since being with the Bears as their OC. From 93-96 his Offenses were ranked 24th(93), 24th(94), and 8th(95). Then left the Bears to bless the University of Illinois with his greatness and compile stats worthy of greatness by having an astounding .380 winning percentage. He was so successful at U of I that the Bears had to have this offensive Guru back in Chicago. For round two his offenses have ranked 26th(05) 2(06), 18(07), 14(08), 21(09). What is frightening about those stats is that, sure he had the 2nd ranked offense in ’06 but what we should all remember and hopefully the Bears Management remembers as well, the Defense and Special teams was the real reason for that 2nd ranking. Good field position and defensive scores led to that ranking, not Ron Turner and his 5 yard outs, screen passes to his wide receivers 3 yards behind the line, and his 2 yard bursts up the middle. If you look at the Bears Offense in terms of Yards, the Bears are always in the bottom 10 with Ronny Running, or maybe I should say baby learning to walk, the show. Except for 96 and 06. Where they fall into the bottom Half. The one exception where Ron let the ball fly was in 95 when Erik Kramer had his career year, and I feel should have made the pro-bowl. So 1 good year offensively out of 9? Inexcusable. The Bears front office has to send Ronny out to the Pasture.

Now Charlie Weis wants in. He wants to resurrect this Bears offense. He has the Quarterback to do it, a rough Tom Brady? possibly? seriously, I just wanted to say that to see how it felt and to put me into a fantasy world. It felt good for half a second, but the reality is, more like Cindy Brady, this season, he could improve next season. I hope, you hope, all of WCG hopes, and all of Chicago hopes. Cutler is going to need some mental training first, maybe Weis could help him out with that. I am willing to role the dice that he will help, not just Cutler, but the rest of this JR. High offense. I understand that Weis is not the cure all for this team, but he is a start. The Bears need an offensive line to protect Jay and Forte, the Bears need WR’s and they need a Head Coach who has a clue. The Bears are a huge reclamation project. I am just hoping the McCaskeys are paying attention to what is happening to this team.

Charlie Weis for OC ’10! lets make it happen!

i just don’t see any change in coaching…just can’t see them changing, i hope but i don’t want to get my hopes up too high

is interested in employment? wow, thanks media.

McCaskeys first need to determine what, if any, changes will be made at the GM and HC levels. Regarding Charlie, Cutler probably wouldn’t be a good fit for a Patriot style spread offense.