Headlines Bears Style
by #23 on Mar 18, 2009 9:04 PM CDT
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PrintWindy gave me an idea for something fun. Once in a while I'll find some fun pictures and give them some captions for the article they go with using recent or past information. I hope you enjoy this edition of Headlines Bears Style.
Now that Maynard is getting up there in age, the Bears are looking to the future. Due to the lack of depth in our receiving corp and lack of backups in our kicking game, Coach Lovie has decided to move Devin Hester from WR to punter. Lovie and Jerry both believe that Hester can become a true number 1 punter in this league and Brad Maynard is the guy to show Devin the ropes.
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This offseason Ogunleye has turned to religion instead of weights. In a recent interview with Larry Mayer, Adawale was asked, "what do you believe will help the DL most this offseason to get better." His response, "I've been spending lots of time on my knees praying for the strength and speed to get around OTs and to the QB. I think people will be surprised how a declining player can turn things around with the right discipline. I want to thank JA for not doing anything to make this group better. We don't need players, we need prayers."
Jerry Angelo after talking to Lovie about who they could bring in to stabilize the QB position fell out of his rocking chair when Rex Grossman busted into the room and spiked the football. He then fumbled three times before securing it to a response from Jerry Angelo, "Sorry Sexy, it's not you, it's me."
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Coach Lovie after being thrown under a running bus by his boss, Jerry, for bad coaching decided the team needed something new. Besides shortening the vacation and recovery time of his hurting players, he felt the team needed something to bring them together. So he decided to grow the hair. Yes, that is right. Till the Bears win the playoffs the fro will grow.
Brian loved the idea, saying, "Not only will it raise morale and help improve the attitude of all the players on defense so we'll play better, but it may also be a great way to strengthen my neck. I'm with you, Coach!
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So, a few problems with this fanpost.
1- It’s awesomeness can almost not be contained.
2- There aren’t nearly enough pics… not to put pressure on you, but since you’ll be doing this every week (yes, I just decided this), the you should just settle on, say 5 pics each time.
3- Who or what is “Windy”?
4- The final problem with this fanpost is I can only rec it once.
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Thanks
That means a lot. I’ll try to do it as often as I can. Windy is WCG by the way and I nicknamed him Windy for short or longer, I guess.
Kick it to me... I'm open!
I know it's late in the night
but you, sir, got yerself bumped. Great post! Hopefully you can make it a weekly thing.
BTW, where ya been?
I'M A MAN! I'M 22!
Thanks
I’m on every day, but I haven’t been posting because I don’t know much right now about the big topics. I could right up some scenarios for the draft and the off season, but I don’t know very much about the college players like many here. I try not to post anything that will make me sound retarded, but mike b catches me once in a while. I’m reading up and learning though. I also don’t know offensive lineman around the league and that is a big topic right now. How do you guys know backup lineman from Cincy. You guys are nuts!
I’ll try to do it weekly, but it will be random on nights when I have time.
Kick it to me... I'm open!
I like the first two pics.
I can do without the last two though. They burn through my soul.
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
HAHA! you redeemed yourself with the last two.
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 6:58 AM CDT reply actions
Lovie and Brian
That made me laugh out loud at my desk… I got a few looks on that from people passing by my door but I don’t care. This is great and I look forward to more in the future.
If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka
Catch Phrase of the day: YAAAAAAAY! <---- Courtesy of ChiFan13.
That is some funny sh*t.
If there is an award for best WCG post ever, it should be given here. I can picture Rex busting through the door spiking the ball and fumbling all over the place. One question though, who is Wale praying to?
Passion For The Game, Loyal To The Name, Chicago Bears, I Trust In Thee, Standing Strong Since 1983.
When I saw Rex's picture
I immediately thought of Star Wars or Star Trek or whatever series they do that weird hand symbol on.
I'M A MAN! I'M 22!
Star Trek
Mr. Spock.
If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka
Catch Phrase of the day: YAAAAAAAY! <---- Courtesy of ChiFan13.
by Ditkavsworld on Mar 19, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking of the Nazi salute
Heil, mein Fuhrer!
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
damn that was a quick response!
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
A Blackberry!
so that explains everything. some people call it modern tech, I call it instant gratification. Bastards!
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh stop
Just cuz you’re too old to know how to operate an iPhone or a Blackberry….:)
I'M A MAN! I'M 22!
1. i’m turning 23 in 9 days(I’ll be sending you my address. i expect my new instant swimming pool by next Friday)
2. AN IPHONE? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? is that more of that Jobs/Wozniak tomfoolery? JUST RUBBISH!
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah!
iPhones are the single greatest invention in 20+ years
"I am Kyles mom , I support him but I don't believe in him"- GeauxBears
Hmm maybe... Can it make peach cobbler?
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 20, 2009 7:25 AM CDT up reply actions
LIKE A WOMAN!? THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!
Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 20, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
That's a liitle "wow" there ifuwanna...
And I make my own grocery list. Told you, I’m linked in to you…
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Why make your own
When it can do it for you.
"I am Kyles mom , I support him but I don't believe in him"- GeauxBears
all kidding aside...
My girlfriend would not like the idea of me getting a grocery list from a phone rather than from her. neither would my mother. I think…
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 20, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
My wife
makes the grocery list so I don’t need a phone to do it for me.
If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka
Catch Phrase of the day: YAAAAAAAY! <---- Courtesy of ChiFan13.
by Ditkavsworld on Mar 23, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Lol...
My work makes me have it. If it were up to me, I wouldnt even own a cell phone. But since I have it, I might as well keep tabs on you :)
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Ahh
always good to know big brother is watching me. now if you’ll excuse me i must prepare before the Machines destroy the human race :)
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Skynet
online???? GASP
If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka
Catch Phrase of the day: YAAAAAAAY! <---- Courtesy of ChiFan13.
by Ditkavsworld on Mar 19, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
And the architect is finished designing the matrix!
OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, go look at the Bears page on sports illustrated...
You are famous now!
what they you use lame AOL speak
Look in the red box
SI picks up stories of our from time to time… they are pretty picky, so you can be proud of that!
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