Headlines Bears Style

by #23 on Mar 18, 2009 9:04 PM CDT Comment 39 comments

Windy gave me an idea for something fun. Once in a while I'll find some fun pictures and give them some captions for the article they go with using recent or past information. I hope you enjoy this edition of Headlines Bears Style.

Now that Maynard is getting up there in age, the Bears are looking to the future. Due to the lack of depth in our receiving corp and lack of backups in our kicking game, Coach Lovie has decided to move Devin Hester from WR to punter. Lovie and Jerry both believe that Hester can become a true number 1 punter in this league and Brad Maynard is the guy to show Devin the ropes.

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This offseason Ogunleye has turned to religion instead of weights. In a recent interview with Larry Mayer, Adawale was asked, "what do you believe will help the DL most this offseason to get better." His response, "I've been spending lots of time on my knees praying for the strength and speed to get around OTs and to the QB. I think people will be surprised how a declining player can turn things around with the right discipline. I want to thank JA for not doing anything to make this group better. We don't need players, we need prayers."

Jerry Angelo after talking to Lovie about who they could bring in to stabilize the QB position fell out of his rocking chair when Rex Grossman busted into the room and spiked the football. He then fumbled three times before securing it to a response from Jerry Angelo, "Sorry Sexy, it's not you, it's me."

Updated w/ BONUS MATERIAL (GB asked for 5 and 5 you get)

Coach Lovie after being thrown under a running bus by his boss, Jerry, for bad coaching decided the team needed something new. Besides shortening the vacation and recovery time of his hurting players, he felt the team needed something to bring them together. So he decided to grow the hair. Yes, that is right. Till the Bears win the playoffs the fro will grow.

Brian loved the idea, saying, "Not only will it raise morale and help improve the attitude of all the players on defense so we'll play better, but it may also be a great way to strengthen my neck. I'm with you, Coach!

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So, a few problems with this fanpost.

1- It’s awesomeness can almost not be contained.

2- There aren’t nearly enough pics… not to put pressure on you, but since you’ll be doing this every week (yes, I just decided this), the you should just settle on, say 5 pics each time.

3- Who or what is “Windy”?

4- The final problem with this fanpost is I can only rec it once.

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by Dane Noble on Mar 18, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks

That means a lot. I’ll try to do it as often as I can. Windy is WCG by the way and I nicknamed him Windy for short or longer, I guess.

Kick it to me... I'm open!

by #23 on Mar 18, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahhh... gotcha.

Well, Wendy it is then!

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by Dane Noble on Mar 18, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Updated there are now 5.

Kick it to me... I'm open!

by #23 on Mar 18, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good on ya...

Keep up the good jorb.

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by Dane Noble on Mar 19, 2009 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know it's late in the night

but you, sir, got yerself bumped. Great post! Hopefully you can make it a weekly thing.

BTW, where ya been?

I'M A MAN! I'M 22!

by ChiFan13 on Mar 18, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks

I’m on every day, but I haven’t been posting because I don’t know much right now about the big topics. I could right up some scenarios for the draft and the off season, but I don’t know very much about the college players like many here. I try not to post anything that will make me sound retarded, but mike b catches me once in a while. I’m reading up and learning though. I also don’t know offensive lineman around the league and that is a big topic right now. How do you guys know backup lineman from Cincy. You guys are nuts!

I’ll try to do it weekly, but it will be random on nights when I have time.

Kick it to me... I'm open!

by #23 on Mar 18, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like the first two pics.

I can do without the last two though. They burn through my soul.

"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus

by propheteer on Mar 18, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

HAHA! you redeemed yourself with the last two.

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 6:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Awesome!

More pics of Bears players with ’fros!

by Spongie on Mar 19, 2009 8:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Lovie and Brian

That made me laugh out loud at my desk… I got a few looks on that from people passing by my door but I don’t care. This is great and I look forward to more in the future.

If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka
Catch Phrase of the day: YAAAAAAAY! <---- Courtesy of ChiFan13.

by Ditkavsworld on Mar 19, 2009 10:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That is some funny sh*t.

If there is an award for best WCG post ever, it should be given here. I can picture Rex busting through the door spiking the ball and fumbling all over the place. One question though, who is Wale praying to?

Passion For The Game, Loyal To The Name, Chicago Bears, I Trust In Thee, Standing Strong Since 1983.

by Haightminow on Mar 19, 2009 11:24 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

When I saw Rex's picture

I immediately thought of Star Wars or Star Trek or whatever series they do that weird hand symbol on.

I'M A MAN! I'M 22!

by ChiFan13 on Mar 19, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Star Trek

Mr. Spock.

If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka
Catch Phrase of the day: YAAAAAAAY! <---- Courtesy of ChiFan13.

by Ditkavsworld on Mar 19, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was thinking of the Nazi salute

Heil, mein Fuhrer!

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ugh.

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by Dane Noble on Mar 19, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn that was a quick response!

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My blackberry updates everytime you post

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by Dane Noble on Mar 19, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A Blackberry!

so that explains everything. some people call it modern tech, I call it instant gratification. Bastards!

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh stop

Just cuz you’re too old to know how to operate an iPhone or a Blackberry….:)

I'M A MAN! I'M 22!

by ChiFan13 on Mar 19, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

1. i’m turning 23 in 9 days(I’ll be sending you my address. i expect my new instant swimming pool by next Friday)
2. AN IPHONE? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? is that more of that Jobs/Wozniak tomfoolery? JUST RUBBISH!

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah!

iPhones are the single greatest invention in 20+ years

"I am Kyles mom , I support him but I don't believe in him"- GeauxBears

by scespy12 on Mar 20, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

See ifu?

Join the revolution….iPhones are fun.

I'M A MAN! I'M 22!

by ChiFan13 on Mar 20, 2009 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmm maybe... Can it make peach cobbler?

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 20, 2009 7:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It can teach you how to make it

And organize your grocery list for you :)

I'M A MAN! I'M 22!

by ChiFan13 on Mar 20, 2009 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LIKE A WOMAN!? THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!

Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 20, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a liitle "wow" there ifuwanna...

And I make my own grocery list. Told you, I’m linked in to you…

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by Dane Noble on Mar 20, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why make your own

When it can do it for you.

"I am Kyles mom , I support him but I don't believe in him"- GeauxBears

by scespy12 on Mar 20, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

all kidding aside...

My girlfriend would not like the idea of me getting a grocery list from a phone rather than from her. neither would my mother. I think…

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 20, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My wife

makes the grocery list so I don’t need a phone to do it for me.

If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka
Catch Phrase of the day: YAAAAAAAY! <---- Courtesy of ChiFan13.

by Ditkavsworld on Mar 23, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lol...

My work makes me have it. If it were up to me, I wouldnt even own a cell phone. But since I have it, I might as well keep tabs on you :)

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by Dane Noble on Mar 19, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahh

always good to know big brother is watching me. now if you’ll excuse me i must prepare before the Machines destroy the human race :)

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is Skynet

online???? GASP

If things came easy, then everybody would be great at what they did, let's face it.
Mike Ditka
Catch Phrase of the day: YAAAAAAAY! <---- Courtesy of ChiFan13.

by Ditkavsworld on Mar 19, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes

And the architect is finished designing the matrix!

OH! STEWIE!! GET OUT THE WAY BOY! GET OUT THE WAY!
-Stacey King

by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 19, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, go look at the Bears page on sports illustrated...

You are famous now!

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by Dane Noble on Mar 19, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Really what's there. I might have missed it.

Kick it to me... I'm open!

by #23 on Mar 20, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Look in the red box

Click here.

SI picks up stories of our from time to time… they are pretty picky, so you can be proud of that!

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by Dane Noble on Mar 20, 2009 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dude that is pretty sweet.

Thanks for letting me know.

Kick it to me... I'm open!

by #23 on Mar 20, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wouldn’t mind hearing about kickers and punters. Not because we need either, but just to learn more about the technicalities of the positions… and there must be one who can contribute to defensive special teams play after the kick’s been made, right?

by Spongie on Mar 20, 2009 7:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs