Headlines Bears Style

Windy gave me an idea for something fun.  Once in a while I'll find some fun pictures and give them some captions for the article they go with using recent or past information.  I hope you enjoy this edition of Headlines Bears Style.


Now that Maynard is getting up there in age, the Bears are looking to the future.  Due to the lack of depth in our receiving corp and lack of backups in our kicking game, Coach Lovie has decided to move Devin Hester from WR to punter.  Lovie and Jerry both believe that Hester can become a true number 1 punter in this league and Brad Maynard is the guy to show Devin the ropes.

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This offseason Ogunleye has turned to religion instead of weights.  In a recent interview with Larry Mayer, Adawale was asked, "what do you believe will help the DL most this offseason to get better."  His response, "I've been spending lots of time on my knees praying for the strength and speed to get around OTs and to the QB.  I think people will be surprised how a declining player can turn things around with the right discipline.  I want to thank JA for not doing anything to make this group better.  We don't need players, we need prayers."


Jerry Angelo after talking to Lovie about who they could bring in to stabilize the QB position fell out of his rocking chair when Rex Grossman busted into the room and spiked the football. He then fumbled three times before securing it to a response from Jerry Angelo, "Sorry Sexy, it's not you, it's me."





Updated w/ BONUS MATERIAL (GB asked for 5 and 5 you get)

Coach Lovie after being thrown under a running bus by his boss, Jerry, for bad coaching decided the team needed something new.  Besides shortening the vacation and recovery time of his hurting players, he felt the team needed something to bring them together.  So he decided to grow the hair.  Yes, that is right.  Till the Bears win the playoffs the fro will grow.





Brian loved the idea, saying, "Not only will it raise morale and help improve the attitude of all the players on defense so we'll play better, but it may also be a great way to strengthen my neck. I'm with you, Coach!






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