NightLink: Nicknaming Your Chicago Bears

Jay “thank god we finally have a QB” Cutler.
Or Alex “random game saving play” Brown

Bob “OC’s love me” Babich

Jason “The oxen in Oregon Trail move faster than I do” McKie

Rashied “Oops, I dropped it again” Davis (sung to the Britney Spears song)

Ron “Fullback Dive” Turner

Bob “Im still with the team so screw you” Babich

Jay “the Franchise” Cutler

Matt “Offense is my” Forte

Rashied “Hands of Stone” Davis

Jerry “Take That Bitches” Angelo

Unfortunately Hester might be better named “OnceUponATime”

Jay “the Packer Killer” Cutler or Jay “The Cure” Cutler
Tommie “too Torn” Harris
“Lamborghini” Lance Briggs
“No Slack” Matt Forte
“Rusty” Dusty Dvoracek
RD has already been hailed as Dropopotamus or Sir Drop A Lot

Soldier field should be known as Da Field

“Anytime” for Hester. I like the WIndy City Flyer one better. Also, Chase17, that Tulane Terror one for Forte is great, it reminds me of Okoyes “Nigerian Nightmare.” We should make sure that one catches on.

“Ebony and Ivory”, for Clark and Olsen.

Thanks GB!

I’ll with Ted “No one knows what I do” Phillips

Lance “Baby Daddy” Briggs

Whoops I hit return, not tab. How bout Lovie “The Vulcan” Smith. Put some poinnty ears on him and you have the black Spock with less emotion.

Jay Cutler – “Cutty”
Devin Hester – “Devistator”
Brian Urlacher – “Url”
Lance Briggs – “Lambo”

Ron Turnover.

Josh “what did I just do?” McDaniels

Off subject, but is that Anthony Adams (#95) on the kick return team in that picture?

Jerry “THE PROFESSOR” Angelo or Jerry “Gollum” Angelo
Matt “Swiss Army” Forte (He does everything)
Danieal “The Return Man”ning or Danieal “The Lost Manning Bro”
Greg “The Best Receiver We’ve Got” Olsen
Kevin “Bringin’ The” Payne
Nick “Put out the” Roach or Nick “Exterminator” Roach
Earl “Bennett-fit from Another Year in the Offense”
Jay “Cutler Co” (Sort of like Cut Co knives or RonCo knives? Anyone?)
Rashied “They Found me in the AFL For a Reason” Davis

Matt “The Tulane Terror” Forte, i think that one can really stick. I also love Lance “Lambo” Briggs lol, that’s a real good one too. I heard Jeff Joniak call Adewale “Prince” Ogunleye. Ilike that..kind like African royalty thing. I also saw an earlier post that i loved. Jay “The Cure” Cutler. Iliked the “The Truth” too but Paul Pierce has that one already. I like Dusty “Bad to the Bone” Dvorechek. Everytime i see Dusty the song just pops in my head for some reason. The Hit Man has been used so many times but it would apply to Hester i think though. Devin :The Hit Man" Hester. I think our kicker needs some love too, maybe Robbie “Good as” Gould.

Back in school you got a knickname based on your the most obvious feature about you or something you did good or bad.

So Rashied Davis, we would call “Hands” short, sweet, and full of sarcasm.
Lovie we would call “Captain Robot”
Babich we would “Back of the Woods”. I like that Bob, Back of the Woods, Babich. He looks like a confused hillbilly.
Ron we would call Brownie since he must be brown nosing someone to still have a job. We might also call him The Dive. Ron, The Dive, Turner or maybe The Diver, I don’t know.
Marinelli we would call Magic Marinelli.
Cutler would be The Messiah
Forte would be The Force or The Horse. LOL
Hester it would be funny if he were still a defensive back that was real physical or picked up a lot of pass interference calls because we could call him Hester the Molester.

Chris “Spaz” Williams because of his back spasms and his short arms
“do you still remember me” Schaffer
Cutler “the comeback kid” (since he’s coming home and brings us back into games)
Forte as just Forte is good, it’s a sweet name

If Forte and Kevin Jones end up being a good RB duo I think they should be named Roar and Silence.
Something a little different, but Kevin Jones is more of a run straight into you (Roar) and push for more yards while Forte is more of a quick cuts and make you miss RB (Silence) like an assassin.
Jones also used to be a Lion so that fits the Roar part too.

Adrian “The Bull” Peterson, just because he is (also goes with Chicago because of the Bulls)

Offense
Jay “The Cannon” Cutler
Devin Hester – aka “Mr. Ridiculous” (special consideration to Joniak)
Matt “Fed Ex” Forte (He’s guaranteed to deliver & the “Mail Man” was already taken)
Olin “Commander” Kruetz
Robbie Goulde “Standard”

Defense
Glenn “Duke of” Earl
Danieal “The Dozer” Manning
Brian “The Beast” Urlacher
“Lightning” Lance Briggs
Josh “Better Than On You Tube” Bullocks

and on the lighter side Payne & Steltz can either be “butter” and “Jelly” so we can have “PB&J” in the backfield :-)

The Steltz Bomber

Back when the Bearscast podcast had their original crew, they had a few I liked.

Mark Anderson was “The Manderson” (this was back in his rookie season).
Lance Briggs was “TackleBot”.

Some others, off the top of my head:
Ones I actually like:
Mattzo Forte

Things Chris Berman would say:
Jay “The Cutler Did It”
“Stairway to” Devin Hester

Best nickname ever…

Orlando and the Pace Makers.