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Ditka Joke- One day Favre dies (go bears). He goes up to Heaven and finds out his house is a nice ranch house...with a packers flag flying in the front lawn. Next door there is a 5 story mansion with a bears flag in every window, orange and navy siding, Bears EVERYTHING. Favre grabs the nearest angel and says, "excuse me...Not that I'm complaining, but how come Ditka gets a bigger house than me?" the Angel replies, "That's not Ditka's house...that's God's house" Go bears

6 months ago Hester propheteer 6 comments 0 recs  | 

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LMAO

Oldie but goodie. +1 propheteer

I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. (Vince Lombardi)

by Dane Noble on Apr 14, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not an oldie for me!

First time I’ve heard it, but I’m definitely not an expert with jokes.

"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus

by propheteer on Apr 14, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn right.

Conserve energy... fart in a jar

by Ditkavsworld on Apr 14, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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