Lance Briggs Cuts Himself With Razor?
by Adam T on Apr 28, 2009 8:58 AM CDT
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Lance Briggs has sliced his hand while using an old fashioned razor. He is expected in Tuesday to allow the team to examine his hand and explain what happened. If he does not he is in violation of his contract.
I'm posting this for a number of reasons.
1) I wanted the opportunity to post this pic again for obvious reasons.
2) Is this really news? He cut his hand. If he sliced into a tendon or ligament or something I think there would be more to the story. Or is the 4-letter just starving for a post like I am?
3) Does anybody think that the Bears are going to go after their best defensive player or best player in general depending on you opinion of Jay Cutler?
and lastly..well reread #1.
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In answer to your #2
I’m not sure this is news. A lot of people get hurt with razors. If he wasn’t planning to (or doesn’t) go to his team to get it examined, then maybe you’d have a story. Or, as you said, if he tore ligaments or the like.
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Well
seems like Bear fans every where are freaking out over this….though the size of that bandage makes me wonder….
Ah gotta love the off season….
Come on now Give Lance some credit...
It’s not like he fled the scene after wrapping his Lambo around a telephone pole with the license plate that says LANCE on it. I am pretty sure even CPD got a chuckle from that one.
I'm gonna have to charge you with...
The misdemeaner of “misleading title”.
Ill allow probation though.
Awww, man what am I supposed to do about my sig now?
Word is
Lance left the bathroom scene, and was known to make a phone call to the local Walgreens.
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
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OHH!!!
Look at the bunny! He’s SOO cute! :D
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on Apr 28, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't blame Briggs
I can’t blame Briggs too much on this. Everyone knows how tricky a razor can be. One side sharp… the other side…
Then again, I think I would cut my hand too if I got to hang out with the two ladies in the pic above.
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“Dr. said take two of these as needed for pain…”
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
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“Cant always get away from the cut block lance!”
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“This double team is almost as easy as the Lions”
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“Warning: Dangerous curves ahead.”
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
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