Photo-Caption Contest: Lance Briggs
by Dane Noble on Apr 28, 2009 11:29 AM CDT
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I'm going to steal the idea from WCG's article on Lance Briggs... the idea coming from Spongie-... Caption this photo:
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Two things:
1) WCG or ChiFan?
2) I’ll show you my Lambo if you show me your garage.
I'M A MAN! I'M 22!
by ChiFan13 on Apr 28, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Also
“I swear my Lambo’s THIS big!”
I'M A MAN! I'M 22!
by ChiFan13 on Apr 28, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Posted in other thread but added here
"Dr. said take two of these as needed for pain…"
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on Apr 28, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
One more
“Giggity, Giggity”
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on Apr 28, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Briggs says to the camera guy
“yo I went to the club last night, I met a girl, I swear, her ass was like BLAH! It was as wide as these chicks combined.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on Apr 28, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions
One for each nut...
"You win because of the quarterback. We have to get that position stabilized. We're fixated on that." -- Jerry Angelo (12.30.2008)
Jerry Angelo trades for Jay Cutler! (4.2.2009)
.
by SackMan on Apr 28, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
i was going to make a lambo caption but there are two already
Well here it is anyway:
Hell yeah I had to crash my Lambo, the shit sound too much like lambeau field.
by tempchad on Apr 28, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
hahahahahaha
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I don’t know happened last night. When I woke up this morning, these chicks were super glued to my armpits."
Nobody rec’d the bible or the declaration of independence. Those turned out swell.
-Ifuwanna
by KtownBear on Apr 28, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Ladies...
How ’bout I crash my Lambo into you two?
or
“Who needs a shave?”
by GallopingGhost on Apr 28, 2009 12:35 PM CDT reply actions
One girl to the other: “Can we go now? It’s one thing if a guy can’t drive well, but if he can’t even shave without getting hurt? Pitiful”
The other: “NO! He’s paying us… just keep smiling…”
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Thanks
I’m not very good at these though, and it sounded funny to me when I wrote it, but now I don’t like it…lol.
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
I reckon we should start rec'ing the ones we like...
Whoever has the most rec’s, they will be the winner and get to help pick the next photo for the contest.
Rec as many as you like…
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"And that was the second time I had crabs...."
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
"I bet I can de-robe you faster than I crashed my Lambo!"
“When you see my Lambo, you’ll definitely be saying Aloha!”
I'M A MAN! I'M 22!
"Look out ladies...
I think Urlacher is coming over here with his Old Spice again."
“I guess I need to musk up”
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
I make 10 million a year and have ladies on both arms
what you got"
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
"Jay Cutler's Our QB
2 chicks for everyone!"
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on Apr 28, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
"I gotta admit it ladies, my lambo comes quick"
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on Apr 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
My last submission I promise
“No seriously it was only this far and he called the F’in FB dive 3 times in a row… can you believe it?!”
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on Apr 28, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
Looks like you've got the upperhand friend
I’ve got the perfect pic if you can’t find one
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
There's a few with 2 wrecks...
I mean, if you want to crown him, go ahead. But others may be who you don’t think they are yet.
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Maybe a little quick to crown him
But he’s engreeniated and it just looks like a winner like that, but you’re correct sir.
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
Yeah don't crown me until it's time to crown me.
I might be who I think I am. :)
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on Apr 29, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not a caption but still....
Wrecked!!!!
You are on a roll sir!
Awww, man what am I supposed to do about my sig now?
they just come to me. I don't know why.
Could be the voices. I might have to start charging rent.
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on Apr 29, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
So........
I crashed my lambo, I’m thinkin about a hummer now. Ladies?
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
by Acreman20 on Apr 28, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Engreeninated?
That’s just turrible. :)
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The wifey said...
I can look and touch just not grasp…
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
mixed your metaphor there
who do you think you are? stuart scott?
"Trust me, even these two have better ball-skills than Rashied Davis!"
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on Apr 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Come on...
I work a double entendre into a shot at Davis, and not a single rec??? lol
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Pity wreck
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Cameraman:Heads or tails?
Briggs: “yes”
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on Apr 28, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
Gentlemen
I’d like you to meet baby mama numbers four and five…
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on Apr 28, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Lance to Alfalfa:
See what bailing the scene does for ya?
Awww, man what am I supposed to do about my sig now?
by scespy12 on Apr 29, 2009 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Briggs continues his quest
to reign supreme on “Who Wants To Be The Next Travis Henry?”
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Lance explains to Roger Goodell
why moving the Pro-Bowl out of Hawaii is a terrible idea.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on Apr 29, 2009 2:28 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Caption
“What’s up ladies? The name’s Jay Cutler!!!”
by McRipper on Apr 29, 2009 8:51 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
hahahahaha!
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How about...
3000 a night each! I’m Lance F’n Briggs!
Awww, man what am I supposed to do about my sig now?
"It's peanut butter jelly time!"
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Apr 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
The winner should be crowned with this instant rimshot
[rimshot]
Can’t remember who linked it in an earlier post.
Briggs to new WCG members
“see what happens when you hit the reply button?”
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on Apr 30, 2009 8:46 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd wreck that if.....
Anyone didn’t use the reply button.
-1
Awww, man what am I supposed to do about my sig now?
you'd be surprised.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on Apr 30, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm wrecking the shiat outta that one...
:)
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Getting ready to declare a winner...
Last chance to wreck your favorites!
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I'm confused.
Granted, it’s been a long day…
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I won?
And if I did do I get a shamwow?
I never win anything. :)
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
Only if
You promise not to let a hooker bite off your tongue. Shamwows seem to have that effect on people.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
That shouldn't be a problem
Everyone knows you don’t kiss a hooker. Now if you find a dead hooker in a closet, I had nothing to do with it.
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 4, 2009 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Shit...
I bought ‘em both off eBay. My Lamborghini is waitn’ right out… oh, shit, for real? Forgot about that.
Here we go...
“Damn, where did the good looking one go?”
"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying" - Michael Jordan, the one and only...
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