Photo-Caption Contest: Rookie Minicamp
by Dane Noble on May 14, 2009 11:32 AM CDT
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PrintFirst off, a big congratulations to our winner of the previous contest: Qgee!
Qgee also got to pick the photo for this week's contest:
Honorable mentions (other engreeninations) go to:
ifuwannacrownem
ThorCo
Spongie
WCG
JerBear50
Ditkavsworld
Alright folks, this week's contest is a photo from Rookie Minicamp. Qgee will sit this week out, then be eligible for participation next week. One side note: please keep the captions appropriate... I had to unfortunately delete a few this last time.
Have fun, and don't forget to wreck your favorites!
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I'll state the obvious:
“young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, ‘cause you’re in a new town
there’s no need to be unhappy.”
by Mike Mueller on May 14, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Is Eric Peterman wearing flip flops?
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It's a camera guys, not a gun
You can out your hands down
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.- Mike Ditka
by Hurricanes becoming Bears on May 14, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I appreciate it
I rely on spell check too much. Maybe I should start proof reading.
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.- Mike Ditka
by Hurricanes becoming Bears on May 14, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Put 2 hands up...
if you’re glad Rex Grossman is gone!
by Ditka,Sausage,Bears on May 14, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Wave your hands in the air if your a true playa.....
Not so fast Rasheid."
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 14, 2009 12:27 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
No actually Rasheid
Stole Knox’s jersey so he could get more reps. He needs the work, arena league isn’t exactly hiring.
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 15, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Probably should've thrown some background in there
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 15, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Ron Turner Continues The Search
For our #2 WR…
“hey Jay throw it to me I’m open!”
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
Simon says put your hands in the air.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
by Adam T on May 14, 2009 12:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Raise your hand if you understand the playbook
Good, go catch some balls.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
-1
Ungood bossman… simply ungood.
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Well, okay then.
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Jay Cutler is our new QB...
“Everybody let’s do the wave!”
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
I feel pretty....
Oh so pretty,
so Pretty and Witty and Bright!
And I pity any girl who isn’t me tonight!!!!
I've officially adopted #94 Marcus Harrison!
by scespy12 on May 14, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
The correct version of West Side Story...
nicely done.
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Never answered my question though....
Have you seen Wicked yet?
I've officially adopted #94 Marcus Harrison!
No.
And you should email me if it is worth talking aboot. Just to try and keep this thread on the right track.
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I've seen it
and it’s not…
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
damn it!!!!
i was gonna go for the “sew, a needle pulling thread… la, a note to follow sew… tea, a drink with jam and bread”… i guess i gotta be quicker on the show tune responses.
Let's take it from the top fellas.... ah one, ah two, ah three...
“One singular sensation
Every little step he takes.
One thrilling combination
Every move that he makes."
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 14, 2009 12:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha! that was so in my mind!
Wreck.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 14, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
is it an issue that
we have already quoted two Broadway plays in a football blog?
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
Don't forget
the Village People have been referenced as well.
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 14, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
"What?!?! We're actual NFL draft picks? I thought we were auditioning for the Chicago Bears Chippendales!"
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 14, 2009 12:43 PM CDT reply actions
It is what it is.
Tell me Chris Farley doesn’t come to mind when the Cheippendales are mentioned?
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 14, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
And Andre Smith comes to mind
when Chris Farley is mentioned.
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Swayze and Farley
one of the best SNL skits ever!
by Ditka,Sausage,Bears on May 14, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
In a cost-cutting move the Bears have decided to reintroduce the Honey Bears, but use practice squad members instead.
(here’s a link if you need one)
by Arbusto on May 14, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
And breathe in...
“Raise your arms and take a deep breath in, and now release… good.. "
The Bears players keep getting more and more excited about having Jay Cutler as their quarterback, especially now that they are practicing with him – so much so, that they have now implemented relaxed breathing techniques into their cool-downs.
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on May 14, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OH MY GOD, Tank Johnson's here!
I'M A MAN! I'M 23!
by ChiFan13 on May 14, 2009 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 15 recs
Wrecked!!!
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 14, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Because Cutler's cannon is guaranteed to knock down at least one receiver...
the Bears introduced a new stacked receiver/linebacker/linemen formation.
Management decided to bring in Burris I see,
don’t worry fellas his aim sucks.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 14, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn, mispelled Burress. My bad.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 17, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Playing 500 for last roster spot
200!!!
(Jay throws ball with very high arch)
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.- Mike Ditka
by Hurricanes becoming Bears on May 14, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Ron Turner- “Come on guys! We didn’t become the Monsters of the Midway without a year of ballet and two of jazz tap!”
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So THIS is how you get a roster spot in Chicago......
Note to self: “You’re young, so you’re only a few yoga classes, 30-50 pounds, and a couple of inches away from being a Chicago Bear.”
I wonder what you have to do to be a Detroit Lion? I’m guessing simply have a pulse.
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
Its fun to stay at the..
YMCA!!!
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Oh I didn't know the actual words
that song lol, I only ever knew YMCA…guess thats a byproduct of being born in the 90’s, my bad
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Kinder- "excuse me uhh, master, but what does the Iron Crane technique have to do with football?"
Jerry Angelo- “Silence, Grasshopper!”
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 15, 2009 6:52 AM CDT reply actions
Boot to the Head!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - brat in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride
Forgive me my inner Ed Gooberman got the better of me
In case your unfamiliar with Tae Kwon Leap
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - brat in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride
With the news that there may be more NFL games in Europe, the Bears practice their French impersonations.
by Arbusto on May 15, 2009 7:42 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
wrecked.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 15, 2009 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions
French Military Rifle for Sale
Never fired, dropped once.
by Mike Mueller on May 15, 2009 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd rather have a German division in front of me, than a French one behind.
by Mike Mueller on May 15, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd, thats funny stuff man.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 16, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, definitely rec'd.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 16, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh, yeah, Plaxico, of course it's cool if you practice with us...
"If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms" - Ditka
Here's another try...
Testing for illegal substances, the Bears management gives the players sobriety tests… doesn’t look like many will be passing the “balance on one foot” test…
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
and Superman dat ho!!
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Here we go
After the Bulls lost in 7, the Bears taught their rookies how to flop like Big Baby Davis
"First thing fellas we need to make sure you all know how to shave....
let’s see those hands."
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 15, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Lovie: "Sorry rooks....
But Commissioner Goodell has authorized a new rule to be enforced immediately. If you’ve got a road game in Cinci you MUST know the proper procedure."
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
Oooh, so close to a wreck.
But you rushed through it…
Next time, take yer time…
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ESPN's John Clayton has news from the Valley of the Sun
It’s been reported that the Arizona Cardinals have changed what they want in exchange for WR Anquan Boldin. A spokesperson for the team stated that what we would like to see is which team is willing to show us their best cactus impersonation.
When hearing the news Jerry Angelo ordered Lovie Smith and Ron Turner to institiute Red 94 Catus Double Z Option Jazz Hands into the playbook.
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 15, 2009 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Getting word of Dom Deluise's death, the rookies break into a tribute
Throw out your hands, Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips, Give em a push…
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 16, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
The rookies signal a touchdown
obviously ending the Grossman/Orton era.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Another
Demonstrating why he is the highest paid kicker in the league, Robbie “Solid gold” Gould, kicked a field goal through the uprights created by all of the teams’ rookies
(Angelo) "Dammit Lovie, no more BBC in the locker room!"
“They spend half the morning acting out the Silly Walk sketch and we get nothing accomplished!”
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Those are not spirit fingers!!!
THESE are spirit fingers !!! And these are gold.
Guys, that's way too many fingers for the three finger salute!!!
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 17, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
"Okay, Rooks, you could stop sniffing each others armpits now"
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 18, 2009 6:00 AM CDT reply actions
Concerned about making the roster
Rookies started a dance troupe as a fall back in case their NFL dreams are not realized.
by Sam Householder on May 18, 2009 11:16 AM CDT reply actions
I guess there could have been a Honey Bears joke there as well
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
Whilst your pun was unintended,
it was funny nonetheless…
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DAMNIT!!!!
Where’s Urlacher with the Old Spice Swagger?
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
Alright folks,
“Last call”… get yer submissions in, and envotenate the ones you like… thread will close Thursdee morning!
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by Dane Noble on May 19, 2009 10:04 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"This is the last time
we take Rashied Davis’s workout, we look like idiots…and STILL can’t catch a pass!"
by Sam Householder on May 19, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
The rookies have their first work out
with newly hired conditioning coach Richard Simmons
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 19, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
are suggesting they are sweating to the oldies?:)
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
by Adam T on May 19, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Boss, I'm giving you a rec
I realize you made a crucial error; however, it was more understandable than the classic “AOL speak” line. Don’t spend it all in one place.
I'M A MAN! I'M 23!
Well
are suggesting they are sweating to the oldies?:)
I assume you meant “Are you suggesting.”
I'M A MAN! I'M 23!
by ChiFan13 on May 19, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
See I get called out so much on spelling that
I overlook grammar.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
The Bears draft picks film their first infommercial
as they describe the results of using “Extenze.”
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Five... Five Dollar... Five Dollar Footlong!
Sorry, I had to do it but I wish those commercials would go away.
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.- Mike Ditka
by Hurricanes becoming Bears on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Nice.
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you get one from me too....
yes, i also dread those commercials(esp. the new ones), but that was too funny!!!!
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