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Who Would Win?

Not to much action going on around here so I figured, what the heck, time for some good old Haightminow BS.

We all know that I am a true Chicago Bear warrior, fearless in battle, born and raised to defend the honor of my team and fight to the death against any enemy, right? Good.

This post is a little different though. Sometimes I like to imagine battles between various people and ask my friends and family their opinion on who they think would win, let's see what you think. Maybe you have a battle match up you would like to share. I have to leave Iron Mike Ditka out of this because we all know that he is unbeatable. Anyway, who would win in hand to hand combat:

Lovie Smith vs. Brad Childress

Jay Cutler vs. Matt Ryan?

Jerry Angelo vs. Bill Polian?

Lance Briggs vs. Jeff Garcia?

Tommie Harris vs. Jeff Saturday?

Robie Gould vs. Jason Hanson?

Rich Eisen vs. Tony Kornheiser?

Mike Golic vs. Tony Siragusa?

Maximus vs. Achilles?

Mike McCaskey vs. Kimbo Slice?

Virginia McCaskey vs.Nancy Reagan?

Alonzo Spellman vs. Bob Sapp?

And for the main event, a last man standing cage match:

WCG vs. GeauxBears vs. ChiFan?

Maybe you have a battle match up you would like to share.

<em>This FanPost was written by a Windy City Gridiron member, and does not necessarily reflect the ideas or opinions of its staff or community.</em>

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