Photo-Caption Contest: Rookies at OTAs
by Dane Noble on May 22, 2009 11:37 AM CDT
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PrintFirst, congratulations to ChiFan13 for dominating last week's contest. He left everyone in the dust... honorable mentions (other engreeninations) to:
Mule Train
scespy12
Arbusto
JerBear50
Hurricanes becoming Bears
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ChiFan13 had the privelege of choosing this week's photo, and will sit out for this week's contest. He will be eligible to participate again next week.
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It's, It's
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s an accurate pass over 30 yards!
Never see that in Chicago.
Where did it go George?
ok, i saw Cutler throw the ball, but where did it go?!
by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on May 22, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
behold....
the slip of paper that got us a franchise quarterback, Sir Jay Cutler. you guys will no longer have to block an immobile quarterback. bask in the glory that is this sheet of paper
Bring back our honey bears...sick and tired of hearing about the dallas cowboy cheerleaders and the bars they go work at when they quit. cold weather + cheerleaders in skimpy outfits = lots of fun
"uhhh, looks like a fullback dive to me, but I still can't tell."
“Are you guy’s sure this is all of Ron Turner’s playbook?”
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 22, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
Check your email...
Jeebus man…
When I played I was a triple threat.... Stumble.... Fumble.....Grumble....
"Marcus Harrison iz in ur Backfield sackin ur Quataback!"
Looks like it should be more triumphal than that
Something along the lines of “KNEEL! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE AWESOME OF THE FULLBACK DIVE!” ?
rec'd, full back dive joke get's me everytime.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 25, 2009 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm tired of practicing
Let’s make a choo-choo train!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Ok guys, when we win the Super Bowl this year...
This is how you hoist the Lombardi Trophy!
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
"I went to Miss Cleo yesterday...
and she wrote down how many wins the Vikings will have…take a look."
“Coach its blank…”
=]
by MAY on May 22, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
*"Circle of Life" playing*
“Behold….the next king…Jay Cutler”
by Sam Householder on May 22, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions
"We used to use this
as a Staff of Ra to show us where the endzone was, but Cutler changes all that…"
by Sam Householder on May 22, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions
You totally ruined my joke....
Sad face :(
When I played I was a triple threat.... Stumble.... Fumble.....Grumble....
"Marcus Harrison iz in ur Backfield sackin ur Quataback!"
There is a Dora the Explorer joke in ther
but I feel it is inappropriate and does nothing to help any reputation I have here.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
After hearing about the Jay Cutler trade
Kyle Orton wrote a farewell letter to all in Chicago…. F**KIN JACK DANIELS!!!!
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
HEYYYY
who has my reading glasses?!?!?!?!?!?! IM FARSIGHTED
yep, the x-ray confirms it...
his arm REALLY IS BIONIC!!!
by windycity72 on May 22, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
thanks for the love...
i really thought i had everybody beat with that lil gem…
by windycity72 on May 23, 2009 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
...and if you hold it really far away from your face, it becomes a sailboat!
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on May 22, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Come on people!
Aren’t there more than two people who remember Magic Eye books? This is comedy at it’s finest, you should be paying me for this kind of hilarity.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on May 24, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
here's your wreck
I have no clue what that is however
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 25, 2009 4:22 AM CDT up reply actions
haha. well that was nice of you to wreck it so I'll explain.
Magic Eye books are the ones where when you flip through the pages, each page is blurry and you cannot make out what the picture is. The method to solving this mystery is to stare at the page up close to your face for about ten seconds all the while focusing on the center of the page, then you slowly start moving the book farther and farther away from your face until an image appears sort of like a 3D image. They were popular in the 90’s when I was in elementary school.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on May 25, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I was in elementary school in the 90s too
and TOTALLY remember Magic Eye books. I used to do them when I waited in the waiting room at the dentist… lol.
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on May 25, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome!
Finally someone who actually experienced them.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on May 26, 2009 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't recall the books
but I remember there was always a big stand in the mall selling posters of it. There were always about 5 people sitting at them starting for 30 minutes trying to see the picture.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
the only things I played with in the 90's
were video games and myself.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 25, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Every thursday night ;)
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 26, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I once saw a Magic Eye of goatse
If you don’t know what goatse is, be thankful.
If you do, Magic Eye goatse was awesome! :-D
"They tried to take out the quarterback, and if they managed that, they tried to take out the backup." - Bears TE Emery Moorehead, on the mentality of Buddy Ryan's SB20-era defense
I was in Elementary in the 90's too....
But I don’t remember Magic Eye books…the 90’s were a blur of sex, drugs and rock and roll to me…..and by sex, drugs and rock and roll I mean video games, Mountain Dew and Hanson…
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on May 27, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that deserves a Rec
But I laugh at you for admitting you listened to Hanson.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 27, 2009 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
You dumb bastard...
It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 26, 2009 2:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
A schooner is a sailboat
Hilarious! Honestly one of my favorite lines in cinema history.
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.- Mike Ditka
by Hurricanes becoming Bears on May 26, 2009 2:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Donnie of course
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.- Mike Ditka
by Hurricanes becoming Bears on May 26, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
And thus began My Name Is Earl...
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Did you hear it's cancelled?
To bad. It was a good show.
where did you hear this
because I heard they were renewing it with another season
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 28, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
that sucks...
I never watched it anyway.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 28, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I watched the first season
It was never staple for me, but a good show none the less.
Dam, I should have read further down!!!
Funny movie
Doctor...doctor?
If this got egreenated, then my post from “Spies like us” should definitely be in the running (see above). Hello, is anyone as old as me? If so, check this movie out….some of the best one-liners in movie history.
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
I mean just below
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
Yeah, I hear ya
Had a nice Monty Python reference in last weeks, and not a single rec.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
"Coach, are you sure? I mean, we have that new guy to block for who's supposedly pretty good."
“NO!!!! WE MUST RUN THE FULLBACK DIVE!!!!”
Hey, where'd that play go where we throw it to the other team???
We used that one all the time, but it seems to be gone…
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
I'm sorry coach
but I don’t think that’s a real treasure map. Now can we please get out of the woods?
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
This... can't be right...
It looks like Rashied is still on the depth chart…
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 23, 2009 1:42 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
The team decides to just hold up the plays
as a courtesy to Belichick and his cameraman.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 23, 2009 1:47 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
...And the Lord Halas handed down these sacred commandments and spoke
“Thou shalt get off the bus running, and thou shall stop giving the damn ball to McKie!! And thou shall never ever ever worship a Packer, or I shall smite thee with silly looking hats of cheese.”
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 23, 2009 2:03 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OK, Rooks, get behind me.
Here in Chicago, the Rookies don’t do well with getting on the field, so what we’re going to do this year is get an early start learning the new moves for the Super Bowl Shuffle. Super Bowl, Super Bears!
Kick it to me... I'm open!
Oh Yeah....
That’s definitely a pic of Jeff Garcia’s wife….bask in its glory gentlemen…bask
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
If you look very closely
this parchment reveals a killer ancient artichoke and spinach dip recipe.
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
This is my sister. You can all have her. I hear she’s very good.
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
This one?
“Spies like Us” is a very funny movie. I just haven’t seen it enough (to catch a quote). In fact I’m disappointed in myself, for not catching it. Keep bringing them, I start catching ( better than R. Davis anyway).
Yep
Here’s another good one:
“My objective? Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won’t put out for you.”
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
LOL,
If it it makes you feel any better, I have a “Blazing Saddles” quote on the Where Ya From? post. No love.
well, for starters
1. there were no good lines from Blazing Saddles
2. If you use lines from any Mel Brooks movie, make sure it’s Spaceballs.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 28, 2009 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
You have fallen SOOOOOO far...
… down my list. You’re a smarter than that. No good lines in Blazing Saddles. I really am speechless.
YEAH I SAID IT!!!
AND WHAT!
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 28, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
"Badges?
We don’t need no stinking badges!"
“Someone’s going to have to go back and get a shitload of dimes.”
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
by propheteer on May 28, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Boooo and Booooo
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 28, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
How about....
Throw out your hands, Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips, Give em a push…
Come on….
Also Robin Hood men in tights has great lines too
When I played I was a triple threat.... Stumble.... Fumble.....Grumble....
"Marcus Harrison iz in ur Backfield sackin ur Quataback!"
by scespy12 on May 28, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget
Young Frankenstein!!! :D
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on May 28, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Some of the best lines are the really un-PC ones that you just wouldn’t get away with these days. Yeah, those ones.
Ohhhh, and “Let’splaychess” – possibly my vote for the funniest verbal exchange in the history of speech :-D
"They tried to take out the quarterback, and if they managed that, they tried to take out the backup." - Bears SB20 TE Emery Moorehead, on the mentality of *that* defense
by Spongie on May 28, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Interesting tid bit you guys and gals may not know.
Richard Pryor wrote a large portion of Blazing Saddles. I found out a couple of years ago. When I watched it again, you could really pick up on his humor through out the movie.
Not a big fan?
ifuwanna- I’m guessing you don’t like old, classic comedies?
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
2. If you use lines from any Mel Brooks movie, make sure it’s Spaceballs.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 28, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
“I bet she gives great helmet”
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 29, 2009 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
"Ah, I see your schwartz is as big as mine"
by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on May 29, 2009 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
That's a top 3!
“It’s Mega Maid. She’s gone from suck to blow.”
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 29, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
That is why evil will always win...
Because good is dumb!
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on May 29, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
What?
Put it up into the light. This has got to be a counterfeit playbook.
"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying" - Michael Jordan, the one and only...
Check this out guys,
if you hold it up to the light, you can see right through her…….
All bow down...
“We are bringing back a sacred John Shoop play, the bubble screen with no blockers!”
Welcome to the Bears Org.....
Where the mccaskeys are to cheap to buy an overhead projector!
When I played I was a triple threat.... Stumble.... Fumble.....Grumble....
"Marcus Harrison iz in ur Backfield sackin ur Quataback!"
“When I told you to get joint papers, I didn’t mean for you to get Rasheid Davis’s projected fantasy stats.”
Nobody rec’d the bible or the declaration of independence. Those turned out swell.
-Ifuwanna
by KtownBear on May 24, 2009 4:33 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
well done, young Padawan
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 24, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I would much rather
Roll a fatty up w/ his contract and smoke the hell out of it. A rec for you sir.
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
Agree totally.
Then at least it wouldn’t be a waste, right.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 25, 2009 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions
"Look guys,.."
“..we’re all trying to make this team, right? You all as a bunch of pudgy, no-name rookie free agents and me as the new assistant water-boy. I tell ya what though, if we don’t get to Arby’s and back with Orlando’s Beef-n-Cheddar and Olin’s Arby-Q special, we’re hosed. Now help me out would ya; look at this dang map and tell me where in sam hell we are!”
Isn't that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo doing the nasty coach.
Great, looks like Dallas misses the playoffs again!!!
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 25, 2009 8:53 AM CDT reply actions
See guys, this is what a pissed off Ditka looks like.
Live it, feel it, become one with it!!
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 25, 2009 8:59 AM CDT reply actions
Alright fellas, I've got the map to One Eyed Willie's treasure
Now all we have to do is find Michael Phelps, I’m told he’s the closest living relative to Sloth, and we’re set for the rest of our lives.
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
by Acreman20 on May 26, 2009 12:14 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow!
You can still see Favre’s ego from here!
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
No, there's no name on it
but I’m pretty sure Rashied dropped it.
by BearFan611 on May 26, 2009 9:59 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Alright, listen up guys.
We’ve got this months batch of paternity test results here to go over…
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
It's nice to have Henry's name to throw around.
Nice change of pace from the years of Shawn Kemp jokes. And Henry gives the added benefit of coke references as well.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
maybe they
are looking at that pic of Briggs and the two hot girls on it.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
Real QB
You see guys, when we have a real QB the ball goes up in the air like this. Now go block long enough for one of our receivers to get open. Fifteen seconds should do!
Nothing to do with the caption contest...
…but looking at the photo, does #60 have really short upper arms or something? Something about his right arm is setting off my midget sensors…..
"They tried to take out the quarterback, and if they managed that, they tried to take out the backup." - Bears SB20 TE Emery Moorehead, on the mentality of *that* defense
LMAO oh god I've been thinking the same thing
he’s got T-Rex syndrome
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 28, 2009 5:53 AM CDT up reply actions
He looks like a velocyraptor.
- Smudgers
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
by David Taylor on May 28, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Who's the wise Guy?
Okay, who did it…… who took this picture of my wife????….. Not cool Man!!!
by MidwestMadness on May 28, 2009 10:12 AM CDT reply actions
On Top!!!!
Okay guys… i know it will be hard to get used to but, this is what it looks like to be on top of division!
by MidwestMadness on May 28, 2009 10:27 AM CDT reply actions
Rashied
I guess I’ll just have to mention Davis dropping a ball and I’ll be green too!
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
by propheteer on May 28, 2009 11:07 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Contest will close tomorrow.
Get any final captions in, and vote for your favorites… thanks!
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