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I took them with a grain of salt. But now I’m gonna have to skip them and come back when I need a laugh.

why can “the boys” call you out if you’re wrong and not the woman who makes every sunday, and monday, and sometimes thursday much more palitable. see, i’m always stuck with the “we don’t talk anymore” bullsh!t on sunday afternoons. we’d talk if you knew football!!! i say represent, let your hair down, and show your man “what’s what”!!! if you know more about football than him, then He needs to step up his game… oh, and btw, i agree with her on big ben… jewelry goes a long way in this convo, but i want a quarterback who doesn’t take off the first three quarters of every game just to pad his “fourth quarter comeback” rep!!!

but I work at the airport in Andalusia.

My bad. Just got off the Matt Jones Fan Post

And in OK and Texas, every carbonated beverage is a “coke”. Typical usage is as follows:
“Do you want a coke?”
“Sure. What kind do you have?”
“7-Up and Dr Pepper”

Now I live in Minnesota, and everyone says “pop”. And nobody knows what okra is. :(

I had no idea they were called that. Ditto for a baseball cap called a “fitted”
People have a hard time believing I’m black.

Bob Stoops: 1 NC at Oklahoma
Mack Brown: 1 NC at Texas

Bob Stoops: 6 Big XII Championships = 1 NC
Mack Brown: 1 Big XII Championship = 1 NC

So, it looks as though Mack actually WINS, while Small Game Bob either gameplans for a different team or his teams take a major deuce on the field.

I’ll break it down differently for ya:

2004: Sooners lose in NC, 55-19
2004: Longhorn win in Rose Bowl, 38-37

2005: Sooners win Holiday Bowl
2005: Longhorns win NC, 41-38

2006: Sooners lose in Fiesta Bowl, 43-42
2006: Longhorns win Alamo Bowl

2007: Sooners lose in Fiesta Bowl, 48-28
2007: Longhorns win Holiday Bowl

2008: Sooners lose NC, 24-14
2008: Longhorns win Fiesta Bowl, 24-21

The only bowl game you won in the past five seasons was the freaking Holiday Bowl, a non-BCS game. Oklahoma went to four BCS games and lost them all. Texas won all five of their games, including a NC and two BCS bids.

If you want to play the Big XII championship card, fine. You have me there. However, looking at the bigger picture, your teams have really screwed the pooch recently. You’ve gone to two national championships and lost them both. If my team is to go to the NC, I’d rather they have a decent shot of winning. Mack Brown wins bowl games, plain and simple. Bob Stoops does not.