Photo-Caption Contest: The QBs
by Dane Noble on May 29, 2009 3:00 PM CDT
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First and foremost, a big congratulations to last week's winner, ifuwannacrownem! He has the pleasure of choosing this week's picture to be captioned.
Honorable mentions (other engreeninations) to:
MAY
windycity72
PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears
JerBear50
BearFan611
And our previous contest winners:
Ifuwanna will sit out this week, then be eligible to get back to work next week. For this week's pic, we have the QB trio.
Caption what these 3 are looking at.
Difficulty: No Rashied Davis, no fullback dive.
Have fun, and be creative! Don't forget to keep your submissions appropriate, and wreck your favorites!
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The QB's looked on as...
Olin Kreutz proceeded to punch out every offensive and defensive lineman, but was then put into a chicken wing by Marinelli
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on May 29, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I don't want him, do you want him. Well, one of us has to pick-up Rashied.
Kick it to me... I'm open!
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Difficulty: No Rashied Davis, no fullback dive.
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I'm sorry, but if you see something else in that picture let me know. To me it is obvious.
Kick it to me... I'm open!
Lol.
I get it homie, and I agree with you. Unfortunately, I didn’t make the rules.
Oh wait…
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Ok, here's a new one.
Hanie: Dude, you just made Urlacher look bad.
Jay: Brett why don’t you take a couple snaps.
Basanez: No way, Urlacher will rip my arms off.
Kick it to me... I'm open!
You guys are way to hard to please. My friends would call that high maintenance.
Kick it to me... I'm open!
The Bears QBs are puzzled as they watch Kevin Jones take snaps under center.
"The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love." ~Bryant Gumbel
by gwl17 on May 29, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
BADGES!?! We dont need no stinking BADGES!!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - brat in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride
Hey!!!
“Why are Alex Brown and Adewale Ogunleye, still pushing that damn Medicine Ball around?”
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
QB's look on as...
Gilbert challenges Orlando Pace to jump out of a kiddie pool.
- Smudgers
"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 29, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
As the gunslingers watch the D-Line,
coach Marinelli can be heard shouting across the field — “Hey! Pretty boy, Sizzle! Get your rest now, after I’m done with them, these boys are going to keep you on the field the whole game!”
by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on May 29, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions
"I wish we could play against our secondary"
I'M A MAN! I'M 23!
by ChiFan13 on May 29, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rex's view of camp
Jay: “Does Rex really think we can’t see him hiding in the bushes?”
Caleb: “Yea. It’s sad, really.”
by HanelucaTC on May 29, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 22 recs
"Eggselent Smither"
-Mr Burns
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on May 29, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
wreck'd
and very funny.
- Smudgers
"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 29, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice!!!
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 29, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah man.
Thats a great one. Very funny good job.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on May 29, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
this one's untouchable
better call it a wrap.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 29, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
JerBear is staying in the game down below.
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I know we're not supposed to...but I couldn't resist
The QB’s look on as Ron Turner tries out Rashid Davis in the Fullback Dive play…
(This is not a serious entry, DO NOT REC)
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on May 29, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
As they stare down Green Bay in German accents..
Ya Green Bay.We’re Nialists.We care about nothing Grabowski’s!
You're being very Un-Dude right now.
by IslandBoodler87 on May 29, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Wrecked
The Dude Abides…
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 29, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
"Shut the F*ck up Donny"
and remember “Nobody F*cks with Jesus”
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on May 29, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wrecked..nice.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 29, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Shomer f!-ing Shabbos!
I don’t roll on the Shabbos!
by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on May 29, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, if only GG were here...
he LOVES the Big Lebowski, it’s his favorite.. and he’s missing out!!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
You got the wrong guy man
I’m the Dude
by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on May 30, 2009 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions
… either that or Duder, His Dudeness or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing…
by chitownsports25 on May 31, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Hanson's second comeback.
MMMmmm-bop!
"They tried to take out the quarterback, and if they managed that, they tried to take out the backup." - Bears SB20 TE Emery Moorehead, on the mentality of *that* defense
I don't have a caption..
But it’s F’in nice to have a star QB.
Milton Bradley will win the 2009 NL MVP
by Milton's Gameboard on May 29, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The Bears QB's pose for Cutlers Facebook
"I guess I can’t do anything if you’re just irrational, but to point it out and move on."
- fundamentallysound
what's REX doing here?!?!?!
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
sorry , didn't catch the rex comment above...
wish i got here before him…looks like a winner!
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
(Jay) "Hey guys, I'll bet I can throw a lazer and stick it right in that dudes facemask."
(Caleb) “No way I am taking that bet, I think you’d take off his fricken head and we certainly don’t need that.”
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 29, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions
As the 3 quarterbacks are at their photo shoot...
…they all pause and don’t know what to say when the photographer suggests a “Charlie’s Angels pose”… he must be joking… the Bears haven’t gotten that soft!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
They do look like they’re advertising a new line of Bears casual wear, don’t they? It’s the baggy shorts…..
"They tried to take out the quarterback, and if they managed that, they tried to take out the backup." - Bears SB20 TE Emery Moorehead, on the mentality of *that* defense
holy sh!t!!!
swear on everything that i love that after seeing the shorts, i skipped over to my favorite shopping site, and just bought ‘em!!! that’s SO funny!!!
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
Photo Shoot
Cutler: Look a camera!!! Quick boy band cover shot poses!!!
Caleb Hanie: I strike the pose of the young blond!!!
Brett Basenez: I strike the pose of the rugged one!!!
Jay Cutler: I strike the pose of the new rebel!!!
by ATrain7 on May 29, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Brett:What the F**k’s your problem, Hanie? Too good to cross your arms like Jay?
Nobody rec’d the bible or the declaration of independence. Those turned out swell.
-Ifuwanna
by KtownBear on May 29, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
haha
coach said we’re supposed to follow jay’s example, geez…
by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on May 29, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to Wreck. f'n funny
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
Rex Grossman has to be a test-tube baby, cause he's not worth a f---!!!
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 29, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The QB Trio What are they looking at
Well—Does she or doesn’t she???
Cutler- Don't you guys agree
that our defense looks really fat in those white uniforms?
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
You can't do the crossed arm thing, I'm doing the crossed arm thing!
/eddie izzard
by Allie on May 29, 2009 4:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
he's hilarious!!!
that’s the only reason why i watch the riches.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
Man, our defensive players are in great shape!
"I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." - Sun Tzu
Jay.. DUDE!.. I think you just impaled Rashied!
Yeah, and they said he couldn’t catch.
by DisCUBbobulated on May 29, 2009 5:21 PM CDT reply actions
Oh crap.. just ready the rules.. Ok.. mulligan.
Oh.. never mind.. I only have about 8 fully functioning brain cells, and I used them all on that one..
by DisCUBbobulated on May 29, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
was about to talk sh!t about your "mulligan"...
then i remembered i posted a comment about rex ten minutes after somebody else did so… who am i to talk???
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
lol that's the same avatar I use on yahoo
the Harry one
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Good to see that great minds think alike.
It’s like, every day I’m hanging around with Harry, drinking beer, and talking sports. Works for me!
by DisCUBbobulated on Jun 4, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
He looks like Kim Jong-il
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on Jun 4, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
No.. Kim Jong-il looks like him..
Harry totally set the fashion trend with the whole “glasses as bug as tv screens” look.
by DisCUBbobulated on Jun 4, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Jay: I told you guys you shouldn't have told the rookies where Orton hid all his Jack Daniels...
…but at least we’ll have a leg up on the beer pong game at Lovie’s house later. His mom is totally in Ohio for the weekend.
by SouthSidePolack on May 29, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions
Jay: What the hell are they feeding these guys?
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 29, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions
Why is Earl running with that pass in the wrong direction?
I thought he learned the frickin play book already!
Homecoming
Cutler: Man, that’s a big ass! I can’t wait to get my hands on that!
Basanez: Yeah, Lisa Salters is hot.
Cutler: Lisa Salters? I’m talking about Olin Kruetz. He is our Center.
Nobody rec’d the bible or the declaration of independence. Those turned out swell.
-Ifuwanna
by KtownBear on May 29, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Basanez:
“enh, it’s not as great as you’d think!”
Rex’d Rec’d!
by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on May 29, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Wrecked and you are definitely not right my friend. lol
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
Rex Grossman has to be a test-tube baby, cause he's not worth a f---!!!
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 30, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
THOSE are the guys we’re suppose to throw to?!
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on May 29, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
Jay: "Nuh-uh. Not gonna happen"
Caleb: “I dunno man, he did it me.”
Brett: “Me too, but I’ve got my money on Jay.”
Jay: “Hester is not going to outrun my arm!”
by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on May 29, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions
"I don't care if they do own the team,
nobody is ever gonna convince me that Michael and Virginia look as good in those uniforms as the Bronco Cheerleaders do……"
Lovie- "Gentlemen, there's an open competition
for the starting QB spot. Any of you three hahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh shit, I almost made it through that with a straight face! Seriously though, you two go wash my car."
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 29, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 23 recs
funny stuff man.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
Rex Grossman has to be a test-tube baby, cause he's not worth a f---!!!
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 30, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks, thanks
But I don’t think it’s gonna catch up with Haneluca. I think I’m becoming WCG’s official Terrance in Sierra Madre. In the green every time so far, and not a win to my name. Just need to write a J-Stew song now.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
ROFL
I had to Wreck this one. It was close between this and hanelucaTC. These two are gonna be close.
by Chitownproduct on Jun 3, 2009 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Good stuff
Had to wreck it for the go wash my car line. I’d say I know how you feel about coming close to winning but….. ya know somebody had to get the trophy first. :)
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on Jun 3, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I've read this about five times already
I laugh harder every time.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to rec this one
just because Lovie really is that bad at lying in his press conferences
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
WOW. tied!
great job climbing all the way up to even the score.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on Jun 5, 2009 6:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Even no more... for now
I just broke the tie.
Nobody rec’d the bible or the declaration of independence. Those turned out swell.
-Ifuwanna
Simon Says
Cross your arms if you’re gonna make the team…
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Hey, who's that crazy chick in the bushes?
Oh crap, I think Urlacher’s ex is back again.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 29, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe
Briggs wrecked his Lambo again! It’s effin’ mid-day for goodness sake!
by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on May 29, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions
"If we all cross our arms...
twitch our noses and wish hard enough, a REAL receiving corps will appear!! You’re not wishing Caleb!!"
by GallopingGhost on May 30, 2009 1:18 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Our reward is that justice has been done
And remember: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find
THE THREE AMIGOS!!!
Let’s Ride!
by rdent4hof on May 30, 2009 8:30 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I tried my hardest, but I couldn
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Damn fingers...anyway. I tried
But I couldnt think of a Three Amigo’s quote at all..gotta give it love
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Same here
Was trying to come up with a way to ref their little dance thing, but couldn’t get it worked out. Nice job rdent
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Nope...no way am I getting back under center
until somebody tells Olin he can’t go “commando” at practice!
by BearFan611 on May 30, 2009 9:02 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Who Care's what they are thinking.....
That is Jay F’n Cutler in a Bears Jersey!!!!!
I get a comment taken off for saying
Garcia’s wifes camel. Are you fricken kidding me. Some people have no sense of humor. I know plenty of women that would laugh their ass off at that. Come on.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
Rex Grossman has to be a test-tube baby, cause he's not worth a f---!!!
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 30, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions
lol
If it got yanked the first time, what made you think posting it again in complaint form would be a good idea?
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Good point, lol.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
Rex Grossman has to be a test-tube baby, cause he's not worth a f---!!!
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on Jun 3, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
The Quarterbacks look on as
D.J Moore tries to prove his size isn’t an issue by picking a fight with Anthony Adams
The 3.....
And we are the Three Amigos!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, if we could just remember that Dance…. HUM?
by MidwestMadness on May 30, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions
"....um, yeah Jay, we can't believe it either, but that's our best receiver...#22"
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
as the three quarterbacks look on
they are saying to olin ‘dude did you have to eat a thirty pack of white castles we have to take snaps from you in a few and now you have gas’
If we're on the sideline
Then that means we’re watching a Bears offense without a QB….or the last 15 Bears seasons.
The Bears QBs decided to invade Vikings OTAs. They had to see it to believe it...
WTF??? is that really Brad Childress?
Nobody rec’d the bible or the declaration of independence. Those turned out swell.
-Ifuwanna
by KtownBear on May 31, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Is his visor holding that thing in place?
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 31, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a Chia-Visor
Just water, spread the seeds, and watch it grow!!!
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Jun 1, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If he didn't look enough like a pedophile in the first place...
Rumor has it Alex Brown keeps Chris Simms' right index finger in his back pocket for good luck.
No wonder the Childress can't groom a QB
He can’t groom himself! Who would take him seriously!?
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Whats the deal? he's bald!
And I don’t remember him having breasts the last time I saw him on T.V.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jun 2, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Jay: "Oh my God.... Hanie, look at her butt!"
Hanie: “Yeah she looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.”
Basanez: “Yes, Virginia Mac is a fine piece of ass.”
Jay: “Hell, Ron Turner could even call that one and get some kudos.”
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
Hellen Keller Field
Hanie: You guys see that area over there? We named it “Hellen Keller Field” in Rex Grossman’s honor.
Basenez: I heard Hellen Keller was a bad driver. Think its true?
Jay: Probably, she is a woman.
Tha Gov
by Bear_Nuts on Jun 1, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Haha nice one.
I enjoy the ones that have some intelligence in them so I rec’d it. Your also very easy on the eyes:)
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jun 2, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
ladies, ladies, let's be fair...
it was a woman who told it…. with that being said, the underlying joke was a bit on the clever side. plus, i don’t know too many guys that would purposely piss off female rugby players!!! i know a few of them from SCSU and Yale, and they ain’t no joke!
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
It's okay ladies.
We all grow old, and you know how old people drive :)
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on Jun 2, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
SEE!!!
now you’re instigating… c’mon ladies… we all know boys will be…………….. pigs!
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
I'm just stating a fact, didn't say I agreed with it lol
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
For the record.
I was talking about the Hellen Keller reference as the clever part, not necessarily the female driver part.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jun 3, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
It was the whole point of the joke.
Are you trying to get high and mighty about making a statement about a deaf mute, blind woman?
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No, just saying that it's not like it took a whole lot of brain power to come up with.
I mean, she’s not exactly a secret of history. Plus, why would we name the field that? Rex is not blind, deaf, or mute.
Sooo, uhhh...
How about that Anne Sullivan guys? She sure was a dime and a half.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on Jun 4, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
It was not a genius statement by any means.
This is a football blog so bringing up a random history fact and throwing it in amongst football made it a bit “out of the box” so I appreciated that. Relax everyone.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jun 4, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Really clever
would be spelling her name correctly. Helen Keller.
There is no infinity button for failing in sports. At some point, things turn. They always do. - Bill Simmons
Excuse me Allie.
I know that accidentally putting an additional “l” in my spelling of Helen is unacceptable. I will try to please you and your feminist comments next time.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jun 4, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
And I'll not make fun of your
“flirting” next time.
There is no infinity button for failing in sports. At some point, things turn. They always do. - Bill Simmons
hahaha. don't be angry.
I was just saying i thought she was cute is all. I’m not some sicko guy who gets off like that on a sports blog. That person wanted the attention or she wouldn’t have put up that pic so i gave it to her but in my defense, that is not the reason I said it was clever. That would be a little pathetic of me.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jun 4, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
attention, she wanted???
attention, she GOT!!! much ado about nothing…
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
I thought the part they were saying was clever was that
…first, you have to know who Helen Keller was. Not necessarily a given in these days of watered down public education. And then, that the, “well, she is a woman” punchline is extra funny because it implies that the “blind” part is less relevant to the bad driving than the “woman” part.
So, yes, the joke setup says that the fictional Jay thinks bitches can’t drive (a reference to a common stereotype, which you can disagree with, but the fact the stereotype exists is a fact) but in the end it is both a) fiction, and b) a joke.
I laughed….
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
Jay: This is SOOOO unfair."
Brett: What is Jay?
Jay: Lovie is paying too much attention to Caleb.
Caleb: Relax, we are all his QB’s.
Jay: I still call BS.
National Geographic - "Bears in the Wild"
Notice how the subordinate male to the left is attempting to attract playing time by imitating the dominant male’s body language while the male to the right has apparently adjusted his appearance to match that of the dominant male.
by Saint Ditka on Jun 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
well done...
- Smudgers
"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Jun 2, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay guys, a thousand bucks to
whichever one of us grows the best neckbeard.
by Ditka,Sausage,Bears on Jun 2, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Is it just me
or is Cutler wearing flip-flops on those taped feet/ankles? Talk about confidence. The guy doesn’t even have to wear real shoes to practice.
"Like a young contortionist, for the first time coming into his own...." -Bert Sugar
The hill in front of him
but neither of the other two??? He’s wearing sandals I tell ya. The guy can QB our team in sandals. That says it all.
"Like a young contortionist, for the first time coming into his own...." -Bert Sugar
He's wearing cleats
his ankle tape is wrapped over his shoes thats why you can’t see them.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jun 3, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
you both are wrong...
he’s wearing the new bear’s lined crocs! didn’t know you could eat them til a couple days ago…
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
Holy crap, a tie?!!!
This is getting good!
“pick your chooz”
( I went with the “seriously, you two, go wash my car”)
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
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