Photo-Caption Contest: Brown/ Ogunleye
by Dane Noble on May 6, 2009 11:02 AM CDT
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PrintFirst and foremost, a big congratulations to the winner of Windy City Gridiron's first ever Photo-Caption Contest: Ditkavsworld. Not only did he receive the most rec's, he left everyone else in the dust!
Honorable mentions (other engreeninations) to:
tempchad
dakoose
Acreman20
JerBear50
McRipper
Good jorb folks... keep up the good work! Ditkavsworld helped pick out this week's photo, and I think this will generate some good entries: Alex Brown and Adewale Ogunleye working out with the heavy ball in 2008 training camp. Ditkavs will be elligible to participate again after sitting this week out.
Good Luck Folks, and don't forget to wreck your favorites!
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“Harrison Ford must be tiny! We need a big boulder to train”
by Sam Householder on May 6, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions
"Jerry Angelo's on a roll after another stellar signing. First the tire swing as a WR. Now, a boulder For our LT"
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 6, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Why
is Marinelli making us roll Anthony Adams as a drill??
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on May 6, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Damn this thing is hard to dribble
And how the Hell am I going to dunk this over the goal post?
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
Hey wale!!
“Can you believe this is all that’s left of lances Lambo!”
I've officially adopted #94 Marcus Harrison!
The hairball Kyle Orton left behind, after finally shaving his beard, confused and terrified in equal amounts…..
by Spongie on May 6, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
I knew Cutler was good...
But I didn’t think he had Balls this big!
by Bearsguy34 on May 6, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
On some blogs, you can actually give a -1
Unfortunately, no on SBN blogs. Instead, I’ll just give you a big ol’
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
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by Dane Noble on May 6, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
*Monolith/Monkeys Scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey*
“Alex Brown and Ogunleye frantically strike the strange, black object that landed in the middle of Bourbonnais in 2008”.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on May 6, 2009 12:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
Wreck for the Kubrick reference
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
Caption
Ogunleye: “What the hell does pushing a big ass ball around have to do with football?”
Brown: “And people wonder why our D line sucked last year?”
by McRipper on May 6, 2009 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Two More
“If all offensive lineman rolled this easy we can lead the league in sacks.”
“I bet this thing could roll further than McKie on a fullback dive.”
by Sam Householder on May 6, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If the vikings sign Brett Favre
this is how big a turd they are going to lay.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
by Adam T on May 6, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL
Nice.
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
Always wear gloves when playing with big balls.
"You win because of the quarterback. We have to get that position stabilized. We're fixated on that." -- Jerry Angelo (12.30.2008)
Jerry Angelo trades for Jay Cutler! (4.2.2009)
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by SackMan on May 6, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
One way to deter performance enhancing drugs is to make them a suppository.
by Arbusto on May 6, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That one had potential...
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"I'm taking my ball and going home"
I like how you can see from left to right: Anthony Adams, Joe Clermond (maybe?), Izzy, Marcus Harrison (I believe), and Tommie Harris (looks like he might have put on some weight). They all look like they have no idea what Brown and Ogunleye are doing
Hmm, it's gonna suck, but:
Wally and Alex Brown try to create more competition for a in DLine spot in the form of a snow man.
-1
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Lol
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-1
This is why we can’t have nice things…
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by Dane Noble on May 6, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I loved that reply.
So I’m wrecking it. Lol.
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on May 7, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Y'all engreeninated that?
Lol… this is getting silly.
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Comedy gold is comedy gold sir!
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
Only thing is...
I weren’t trying to be funny.
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Sometimes the less we try
the funnier we are.
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
"What do you think of Coach Marinelli"
“He said it’s going to take some big balls to play d-line for the Bears this year. Well, I got his big balls, right here.”
Alex Brown and Adewale Ogunleye Starring in
Contract Years: Prepare to Blow Sh!t Up
If you want to crown em...
Dammit Babich, Not again!!!
Hey man, help me clean this up!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - brat in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride
Proving once again
that Americans know nothing about soccer, nor do they wish to.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 7, 2009 3:25 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It's big, fat, and never moves of it's own volition.
And I thought we cut Darwin Walker.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 7, 2009 3:30 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Guys, that's really not what Angelo meant by lawn bowling
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
I see I'm a little late for this so here goes...
“F*CK!!! We should’ve thrown this bastard in as part of the Cutler trade!”
"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil."
"Okay guys, Turner wants to simulate how to execute the FB dive, so let's pretend this boulder is Jason McKie."
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
(Not an official entry...)
“Feeling more comfortable with Jay Cutler on the roster, Ogunleye and Brown prepare to uncover the manhole that has been holding Rex Grossman captive since the end of the season.”
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by Dane Noble on May 7, 2009 9:53 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey man help me get this stink bomb in Davis' locker.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - brat in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride
by icarr0331 on May 7, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
AB consults the giant magic 8-ball:
“Will Dusty stay off the IR this year?”
All signs point to no…
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 7, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Karnac says--- A.B, Ogunleye, and a giant medicine ball
Things more likely to rush for a first down than Jason McKie
Heyy-ohhh
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 7, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wreck
for the Ed McMahon imperssonation.
Because as far as we're concerned, there is still no team in the history of the NFL that could beat the '85 Bears.
by Ditkavsworld on May 8, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Weird, wild stuff Ed. Weird, wild stuff.
This has now reminded me 1) how much Leno sucks and 2) how long it’s been since SNL was good.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
While visiting Bears training camp
Ben Wallace collapses under the weight of his own fro.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay
by JerBear50 on May 8, 2009 2:27 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of Basketball
Urlacher should be incredible this year after getting LeBron’s shoes last night.
!
That's not a meteorite,
it’s a chunk of space poopie.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 8, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions
Brown: "Hey Adewale help me
pick up Lovie’s balls he’s gonna need ’em to run the defense this year."
BEAR DOWN!
Excellent and your right.
Hear about the blind hooker, you gotta hand it to her.
by Bears fan 4-ever!!! on May 8, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Closing this contest in 2 days...
Get any final submissions in, and make sure you wreck the ones you like the most! I’ll contact the winner via email in a couple of days to start on the next one. Thanks y’all…
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Dude this post is already dead
might as well wrap it up now
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 11, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the insight.
Each contest will run 7 days.
Everytime you post, I think of that gif.
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when my time is up, I hope you give a testimony at my funeral
and while you do, have that Gif playing on a projector.
Think With Your Dipstick Jimmy!
by ifuwannacrownem on May 12, 2009 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions
That'd be kind of awkward
Everyone would be all sad and GB would be rollin on the floor.
But if that’s your wish, send me an invite.
I'M A MAN! I'M 23!
Dude your balls are filthy...
heh heh heh I know!
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