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The 10 Most Important Bears in 2009 - #1

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Finally, we've reached number one.  After 5 weeks, hundreds of comments, a bunch of entertaining and some times heated debates, numero uno is finally revealed.  There were plenty of suggestions along the way of Bears that could have been on my list, so next week I'll address some of the Bears I left off my list and a few reasons why.

So I present to you the most anti-climatic #1 in the history of sports lists!

# 1 Jay Cutler - Quarterback

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Before Jay Cutler was traded, he was thought of as one of the top, young, up and coming quarterbacks in the NFL.  After the trade opinions of him went from traitor to savior, from egotistical to misunderstood, and from cry baby to small town boy.  Obviously most Chicago fans were quick to defend his actions, whereas Broncs fans wanted to vilify him.  Bears GM Jerry Angelo has his view of the quarterback position and acquiring Cutler;

"...we can't minimize the importance of the position. We've talked about that. I know personally it's been something that has been my goal for the organization and felt this was the right thing to do."

How important is the QB?  A lot depends on who you ask, but you can't argue with the championship potential a really good QB can give you.

While teams can win on occasion despite the quarterback, more often than not they win because of the quarterback.  The old saying goes ‘Defense wins championships'', but the reality is it's rare for a defense to carry a team to a Super Bowl win.  You need quality play from the QB to have success in the NFL.

Yes, there are teams that can win mainly on defense alone.  The 2000 Ravens won it all then promptly cut their starting QB (Trent Dilfer).  The 2005 Steelers overcame a terrible game by second year pro QB Ben Roethlisberger (a 22.6 QB Rating in SB XL... yuck...).  The 2007 Giants played great defense in upending the undefeated Patriots, but even in that game, after having a so-so season, QB Eli Manning came through and made a play for the ages.

In all, 22 of the 43 Super Bowls had a quarterback voted MVP.  Of the first 33 Super Bowls played, 23 of those winning teams had a Hall Of Fame QB take snaps in the game.  If you include future Hall member Brett Favre you can call it 24.  If you can find the "guy" to play QB, you're more than half way there.  And Jay Cutler is the "guy", without question.

His numbers have been dissected on this site and many others countless times, so I won't bother with his stats or record as a QB.  He's durable, he's mobile, and he has skills I've never seen in a Bears QB in my lifetime.  No disrespect to Kyle Orton, but Cutler is a far superior player, and will give the Bears a better chance to win in '09 and moving forward.

Can Jay Cutler be a Super Bowl QB?  Yes.  Will he lead the Bears to the Super Bowl in 2009?  We'll have to wait and see, but he is my Most Important Bear For 2009.

 

The Final List:

#10 - Nathan Vasher - Cornerback

#9 - Kevin Payne - Strong Safety

#8 - Rod Marinelli - Defensive Coordinator

#7 - Devin Hester - Wide Receiver / Return Specialist

#6 - Lovie Smith - Defensive Coordinator

#5 - Matt Forte - Running Back

#4 - Orlando Pace - Left Tackle

#3 - Tommie Harris - Defensive Tackle

#2 - Brian Urlacher - Middle Linebacker

#1 - Jay Cutler - Quarterback

If you missed any of the list so far just click on the link.

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First!

agreed

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

by BearNecessities on Jul 30, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jebus H. Ditka

Leave the “First!” childishness where you came from.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell

by Spongie on Jul 31, 2009 6:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A blog site where people are fun apparently… my apologies… sir!

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

by BearNecessities on Aug 3, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for This Fascinating Exercise

First, I just have to say that probably every MLB in the league thinks every QB in the league is a pussy.

To the topic at hand — thanks for this great and thought-provoking series of posts. Well done. Your list is solid from top to bottom. I have only one major disagreement. Brian Urlacher at #2 is way too high. Not sure he even makes my list. The bears have great depth at LB. If Urlacher went down, Williams, Roach or Hillenmeyer would do a decent job. Even if he played like last year — good not great — the defense would survive.

By contrast, aside from some highlight moments from Alex Brown, the team got NOTHING from the d-ends last year. One of those guys has to be on the list. If we get no improvement at that position, the pash rush will remain anemic, and no MLB will make up for it. If among Wally/Brown/Anderson or Idonije/Melton/Gilbert we can generate some heat from the ends, then we can live with good-not-great at MLB. Defensive end has the most up-side and the most down-side for this defense.

Of course you are right about Cutler. The NFL is all about the QB position. Just ask the Vikings. They have a fine defense, a solid O-line, the best RB around, but they struggle to win 10 games, then lose at home in the playoffs.

by Shuffle85 on Jul 30, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i think the driving reason why Urlacher is number two, is partly because he is a leader of our defense, and he is the face of our Tampa-2/Cover-2 D. his ability to get lateral and vertical in a hurry is paramount to our success. Losing Urlacher temporarily is not a major blow, but if we lost him all season, thats just less glue holding us together.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

by BearNecessities on Jul 30, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Valid Points

It’s true that when Urlacher is at the top of his game he adds substantial value, and does act as “glue.” But let me ask it this way. Here are the sack numbers last year fromt he ends:

Brown 6
Ogunleye 5
Idonije 3.5
Anderson 1

Total of 15.5 sacks from the position all year. 12 if you count Idonije as a tackle. (Anderson had 12 by himself in 2006).

In 2009, would you rather have a Pro-Bowl year from Urlacher, or 25 sacks from the d-end position?

by Shuffle85 on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Marinelli

will bring some much needed improvement to the DE’s… and between Brown, Adawale, Anderson, and Israel, someone will step it up

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Urlacher and the D-line..

It’s hard to isolate individual members of a defense as more or less important, since their synergy as a unit is probably most important. However, I like Urlacher at #3, and Harris at #2 on the list – Harris because, if he hits his upside and forces double teams in the middle (like he can do) then the ends get more sacks and quicker QB pressure, which in turn makes our secnodary much better. I think it all revolves around the DT’s. Urlacher is the leader of the defense, especially with Brown gone – leadership that engenders the type of cohesion that defenses need to be elite.

by DisCUBbobulated on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Other than the Kansas line backer

Check out the video fo Cutler owning a Kansas City linebacker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCjg9cBovdc

by DaHamsta on Aug 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great list wilt!

It was really nice to learn a few things I hadn’t realized about some of our most valuable players. I can’t wait for the next post! All the anticipation about who’s next was a little addicting… lol!

"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton

by HoneyBear on Jul 30, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Urlacher is jealous

Guy never really lived up to his potential anyways. He is damn good but has always been overrated

by 815Sox on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I 2nd that

He has always been a bit soft to me. Yes , his talent was through the roof. People was making him out to be one of the greatest linebackers of all time. But after about his 5th season the passion just seemed to be lacking. Any kind of respect for his game now is purely for his past glory. That being said, He still better than half the players at his position. The comment about Cutler shows he need to get his head out his ass and concentrate on doing his part to help this team max out their potential.

by Big Ike on Jul 30, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Steltz at #1?

I call shenanigans.

Great series wilt, you did a great jorb top to bottom!

Be nice. Flag comments that you think are offensive. Use the "reply" button. Drink plenty of water. Compliment others. Rec (wreck) comments and posts you like. Don't call people names. If you don't like someone's comment, attack the comment and not the commentor. Learn the difference in your/you're, then/than, to/too. Exercise. Relax. Stretch often. Find good in the world.

by Dane Noble on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great jorb indeed!

I couldn’t have said it better myself

wake me in September...

by ChiTown2ShineIn'09 on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still say #1

should be Rashied Davis or Jason McKie…

j/k of course…like the list.

Funny how QB has always been an afterthought with the Bears, but now that we’ve rightfully addressed it, it’s the most important position…

Of course, in all those years, we haven’t really Shuffled much, have we?

Jay doesn’t have to do it all, just play his best when it matters most—3rd downs, 4th quarters, red zones, OT’s.
Win us a few close games, let the Def/ST win a few close ones, and we’ll contend.

EXCELLENT work all around on your list.

by Amishbear on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason McKie?

Are you crazy!?!? I was considering Rashied Davis however… :)

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay Cutler shoudn’t be #1 on this list. He is not the most pressing issue and the spot is designed for that. The most important list for the bears is receivers. They need to invest in quality ones to work with him. He is a good qb, but it unfair to assume just because you got him that everything on offense will be fine. All receivers are not capable of the same things. The colts and patriots are fine examples as to why you need to be picky at the position and their front offices have done a great job in securing those players.

Jay Cutler is not a savior and can’t do it all by himself-if you want maximum effort then pay the money for the receiver help. You can only use a running back and tight end on a defense for so long before it catches up with you. There has to be a big time receiver to compliment him. All of them don’t play like and they’re not paid alike for a reason.

Good post overall.

Needagoodtime!

by Loveforjoy! on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What good

are ANY of those—WRs, QBs, or RBs—without an O-line.

Since you mention the Patriots…before Moss came along, who, exactly, were their WRs? And yet they managed to win it all with mediocrity/scrubs at the position, right?

Then, later, even with Brady and Moss—but a so-so o-line, they succumbed to a superior D-line (the Giants).

I might buy that the QB isn’t the single most imporant position—but it sure as heck ain’t the WRs, either!!

by Amishbear on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice profile pic. :)

- Smudgers

"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

by smudgers on Jul 30, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

Love the profile pic too. :)

"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton

by HoneyBear on Jul 30, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As the proud new owner

I love it, too…
Get to go home and share it w/ the wife soon. She’ll weep tears of hilarity.

ONE DAY, though, I may ask smudgers to take away the glasses, broaden the shoulders a bit, and make the Bear-face more fierce, but for now I’m like a kid with a new toy…

by Amishbear on Jul 30, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are Amish Bears known for their fiercness? I think not.

- Smudgers

"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

by smudgers on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wide outs don't usually make the QB

You give a great receiver to a garbage QB and the receiver can only do so much

it’s a subject I already touched on here – Who Made Who?

I’m not a huge Moose Muhamad fan, but look at his stats while a Bear, and look at whet he did last year back with Carolina with a better than average Jake Delhomme.

A good QB can make a average WR look good

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 30, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping for Dave Toub at #1

No love for the 3rd phase!!!!………..But really this one is a no brainer, Jay Cutler will put us over the top. Nice Top 10 wilt.

Phil: " Whose baby is that?
Alan: "Check his collar or something." - The Hangover

by ANYTIME09 on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think, looking at the list as a whole, I would like to bump Marinelli off the the list and in his place put Olsen. Couple reasons: I think the play of tommie harris this year will be indicative of Marinelli. And, I’m not sure how we would separate to results we see on defense from the change of Lovie as the play caller from that of Marinelli as a coordinator. Since, Lovie already exists on the list and at a higher mark, I’d like to vote Marinelli out. Now, as for Olsen as the replacement: He had more receptions and touchdowns than Hester last year. I suspect this trend will continue in the following year. Per the juxtaposed stats of passing yards vs passing touchdowns in the NFC North:

Division Yrds TD’s

NFC South 15,060 83
AFC South 14,512 76
NFC East 13,902 89
AFC West 13,827 95
NFC West 13,617 81
AFC East 13,544 77
NFC North 12,790 89
AFC North 10,895 57
Link

I think redzone scoring is at a premium for us, and therefore I think Olsen will be that much more necessary for our success. Maybe I just have a man crush on his golden locks… I don’t know…

Great list and great work though!

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the feedback

I’ll address the Olsen snub on my next post, and a few other snubs…

tune in Tuesday at 11am!

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 30, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome. I know I’m sort of being speculative based upon the notion that this year is Olsen’s break out year. It could be that I’m hearing that idea so much that I’m having one of those “Hansel, he’s so hot right now” moments…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent list, Wilt.

I was about to email you the same thing, and then you posted this.

- Smudgers

"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

by smudgers on Jul 30, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That whole list top to bottom was on point

Jay Cutler and Brian Urlacher is clearly our most important Bears and are deserving of the top spots. The animosty between Cutler and Urlacher should make for an interesting camp and hopefully bring the best out of each other.

by NiqueBears on Jul 30, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great stuff

I was barely surprised at all. he is the key to this year.

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can Jay Cutler be a Super Bowl QB? Yes.

He should probably start with a playoff appearance. Or maybe a winning season.

by lolcopter on Jul 30, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i imagine a defense

that isn’t awful or a RB corps not on IR would probably help that.

by Allie on Jul 30, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably so. also, throwing less than 18 interceptions in a single season

by lolcopter on Jul 30, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone had a stat

with cutler’s record in games the broncos allowed less than 20 points… i’ll need to find it

when you give up a lot of points you have to force the ball. i imagine some of his INTs come from being young and overconfident… but just as many come from needing to make a play to score.

by Allie on Jul 30, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so

4-19 when they don’t?

Is my math correct?

Wonder how many of his INTs came in those games while trailing.

by Allie on Jul 30, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

12 of his 18 picks were in losing games...

al-the-while their d gave up an avg of 34pts/gm in those losses.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

by windycity72 on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and in 8 losses

the offense average less than 14 points per game

by lolcopter on Jul 30, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2008 losses

Sun, Sep 28 @ Kansas City L 19-33
Sun, Oct 12 Jacksonville L 17-24
Mon, Oct 20 @ New England L 7-41
Sun, Nov 2 Miami L 17-26
Sun, Nov 23 Oakland L 10-31
Sun, Dec 14 @ Carolina L 10-30
Sun, Dec 21 Buffalo L 23-30
Sun, Dec 28 @ San Diego L 21-52

okay, my bad. the broncos offense averaged 15.5 points/game in their losses.

by lolcopter on Jul 30, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(fwiw, they average 30.75 points/game in their wins)

the defense stunk, no doubt. but the offense didn’t always hold up their end of the bargain.

by lolcopter on Jul 30, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not saying they were perfect

or that Cutler is…

but just b/c he hasn’t gotten to the playoffs doesn’t mean its all his fault.

by Allie on Jul 30, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"These guys?" the Pro Bowl quarterback asked, gesturing to the players celebrating behind him. "San Diego? No, I don’t think so. I think Indy’ll handle ‘em pretty good. We really can’t stop anybody, and that’s the bottom line."

2 TDs, 4 INTs in the last three games.

by lolcopter on Jul 30, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh huh

he had bad games. i’m shocked.

by Allie on Jul 30, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t be shocked when it happens again. that’s the point i’m trying to make

we all know how lenient Bears fans are when it comes to QB play

by lolcopter on Jul 30, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i got exhausted by rex

making the same mistakes every time (throwing of fhis back foot, not being able to see over his linemen, getting the ‘eff it i’m going deep’ look instead of making the right play).

Making a bad throw b/c you think you fit it in the window isn’t the same as ‘eff it i’m going deep!’.

by Allie on Jul 30, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

“eff it, i’m going deep”

cutler’s recurring mistakes — not looking off safeties, not checking down, and staring holes into his primary receiver

hopefully he can overcome them

by lolcopter on Jul 30, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that re-occurring mistake

netted marshall 206 rec with over 2500 yds in the past two years, and gave the broncs a passing avg 280yds/gm last year. haven’t even got into what he did with royal since i believe my point is made.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

by windycity72 on Jul 30, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rex

fumbling the snap about sent me to a mental institution.

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Jul 30, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you forgot to mention how the defense gave up 112 pts

in those same 3 games… corrolation??? absolutely!!!

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

by windycity72 on Jul 30, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true, but in those same games

the offense only averaged 18 points/game

by lolcopter on Jul 30, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

see above...

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

by windycity72 on Jul 30, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

In 2006 Rex Grossman had almost identical stats to Eli Manning in 2007.

(23 TD’s——20 INT’s and a 73.9 QB rating)

As we all know, both QB’s went to the SB and Eli won it.

by GeoMak on Jul 30, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just know

the type of talent and skill set that can be a SB QB…

and with Cutler it’s obvious…

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 30, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got the players right

Great list, but let’s be honest. For the Bears to become the Bears that they were in 2006, they need their BEST player, not their newest player, to step up. Tommie m.th..fu.ki.g Harris needs to step his game up and stay healthy. His importance to the defense is sometimes overlooked, and I truly believe he is BY FAR the most important player on the D, and probably the team. I’ll call it right now and say that if 91 plays in 16 games and isn’t a gimp this year, the Bears are a top 5 defense in every important stat—INCLUDING SACKS.

The offense needs to control the ball, play balanced, and not give the ball away. The Bears philosophy does not need to drastically change just cuz Cutler’s a Bear now. It works. Having Cutler simply makes it easier to do.

by earnyourdough-91 on Jul 30, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Tommie Harris is a moth tofu king?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell

by Spongie on Jul 31, 2009 6:32 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

HAhahahaha.

"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton

by HoneyBear on Jul 31, 2009 7:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very good work!

I would’ve had Vasher 3 slots higher. Other than that, we’re on the same page. Again, great job and I personally am happy to have you here!

And that being said, ChiFan, GB and WCG….. your here too. :-)

by rdent4hof on Jul 31, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm...

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

by windycity72 on Jul 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LMAO!!!

you can thank ditksworld and smudgers for all my new-found inspiration…

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

by windycity72 on Jul 31, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU SEE ME...

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

by windycity72 on Jul 31, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad you found

use for your left hand, other than giving strangers of course…

by rdent4hof on Jul 31, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't that when you sit on your hand til it goes numb???

or so i’ve read somewhere…

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

by windycity72 on Jul 31, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup that's it. from what i've heard also.

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Jul 31, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to have to check this thread when i get home

work filter is blocking the pictures.

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Jul 31, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Jul 31, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WAS THINKING SOMETHING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF:

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

by windycity72 on Jul 31, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Jul 31, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"A Mighty Wind"

That’s the movie that immediately popped in my head, when I saw this pic.

Any of you guys seen it?

by rdent4hof on Aug 1, 2009 7:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

I watch good movies. You know the kind straight males watch. ;)

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Aug 1, 2009 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I guess we can't talk any Tu Wong Foo? lol

Seriously though, if you liked “Spinal Tap” (or mockmentary’s) , you should like “A Mighty Wind”. They were both done by many of the same people. Other films done by these hilarious folks: Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show and For Your Consideration.
But, if you didn’t like Spinal Tap, I wouldn’t recommend them.

Unless you’re into dogs, then maybe you would think Best in Show was funny.

by rdent4hof on Aug 1, 2009 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly

I never watched the Spinal Tap one. I know I’m a horrible person. Just never got around to it.

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Aug 1, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're forgiven

as long as you watch it…

by rdent4hof on Aug 1, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll do my best. :)

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Aug 1, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey,

Windy just said I was the man, not more than an hour ago. What gives?!?

- Smudgers

"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

by smudgers on Aug 1, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Aug 1, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you forgive me?

I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good-looking. I’m not attractive.

by rdent4hof on Aug 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well

At least you’re willing to admit that.

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.- MR.T

by Ditkavsworld on Aug 1, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my favorite movies of all time.

Love old school Sandler.

- Smudgers

"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

by smudgers on Aug 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sloppy Joe!

Glad you liked it gentlemen.

by rdent4hof on Aug 2, 2009 2:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But this one goes to 11!

I hadn’t seen “A Mighty Wind” either.

- Smudgers

"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

by smudgers on Aug 1, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

One of the best lines EVER!

Let me give you some Spinal Tap lyrics. It’ll be a good laugh anyways! Lyrics to Big Bottom

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, ’twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ’em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Btw Christopher Guest (“but these go to eleven” guy), is who directed all the films I recommended.

by rdent4hof on Aug 1, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys crack me up.

- Smudgers

"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

by smudgers on Jul 31, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

This was a fun series to do

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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