Photoshop Contest: Dusty Dvoracek
by Dane Noble on Aug 29, 2009 5:18 PM CDT
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Theme: What will Dusty Dvoracek be doing in 5 years?
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damn I need to get on my other mac!
I wanna play.
I have seen a QB and it was good.
by SoulEater7 on Aug 29, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!" by Manimal on Aug 20, 2009 12:05 PM EDT @ Daily Norseman after acquiring a geriatric QB
by icarr0331 on Aug 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bite out of the apple cinches it for me...
+10
had it been duct tape I’d give you more ….
"We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!" by Manimal on Aug 20, 2009 12:05 PM EDT @ Daily Norseman after acquiring a geriatric QB
by icarr0331 on Aug 30, 2009 2:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but Electrical tape makes more sense...
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Aug 30, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate
see those apple commercials, their lies of superiority.
You live by the sword, you die by the sword.
by DA_BEARS on Aug 30, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This could be a hot topic, not worth any of our time, but...
If you were spend one year with a MAC and one year with a PC you would understand. Their is a big difference. My PC friends get a new laptop every 1-2 years with significantly reduced performance usually starting after 6 months. They also usually wipe the computer a couple times a year do to viruses, and those are the ones that know how to maintenance a computer. Whereas with a MAC, I’ve owned the same laptop for 8 years, and run very demanding programs all day and have seen no loss in performance, have never had wipe the hard drive, and have no need to improve my laptop. I’ve helped 10 friends switch. None of us have ever had a virus or needed to upgrade, although one guy did spill Pepsi on his and drop it. Since OSX, I would never consider Windows again. It is just a very bad product.
Kick it to me... I'm open!
by #23 on Sep 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My name is smudgers, and I'm a mac!
- Smudgers
"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much sums it up from a fellow mac user
even though Leopard is a pain in the rear sometimes.
Camp ifuwanna, we hold you in our heart...
by ifuwannacrownem on Sep 2, 2009 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, I'll bite
The macs are really nice, I used to use one for my job last year (I ran Perl- and R-based scripts). If you have money and are doing a good amount of programming, I say you should get one. However, the actual speed of a mac and it’s cost is inane. I’m going to pay 2x of a computer that goes the same speed as a PC? Screw that noise. And it’s not like I’ve had horrible concoctions of viruses spreading around my PC; and I’ve had mine since 2005. As a matter of fact, I’m virus-free from what I can tell. I have two programs (Symantec and Spybot) that have been more than capable of handling my computer since 2006. And while I don’t play any video games on my computer, I have the option to since I own a PC, and not a mac — what games can you play on a mac anyways, tetris?
The only reason someone should ever get a Mac should fall on two extremes: the ones who don’t know their way around a computer, and the ones who have to run scripts or any other type of software engineering.
… or the ones with a shitload of money. So I guess three.
by NittanyCub on Sep 6, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?!?
I’ve been in the graphic design industry for about eight or nine years now. I cannot even begin to tell you how much more efficient Macs are over PC’s in my world. I have and do operate on both platforms to this day and will always prefer a Mac (as far as speed and overall efficiency.) Try opening up a 4GB file in Adobe Photoshop on a brand new boosted up Dell that cost between $4 and $5k after the upgrades. Then try opening that same file on a three-year old, base model, Mac laptop that cost around $1,200 when you bought it. The difference is astronomical and the older and less expensive computer, a laptop none the less, will always outperform.
And games, really?!? With the new intel-based Macs, you can run a program like Fusion, install the windows or linux operating system of choice, and run whatever programs you want, games or not. So that is no longer a valid argument. In fact, I’m running dual monitors and have Windows XP on my right hand monitor and Leopard on my left.
I have met plenty of people that have made the switch and have vowed to never go back. And it is undeniable, that Macintosh computers have less problems in most cases.
- Smudgers
"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 6, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A 4-5k Dell and a 1.2k Mac?
Jesus Christ, do you get these laptops from a local coke dealer? Arguing that a pc will be more expensive than a mac is insane even if you’re in the industry of graphic and design, believe it or not.
by NittanyCub on Sep 7, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Work vs. home (freelance)
And yes, my company spent 4-5k on a PC that held it’s on for about two years until it just couldn’t handle what we needed it to. It has since been replaced with a much powerful and, yes, more expensive apple. However, I purchased my $1200 laptop around the same time as the Dell was purchased, and it is still going strong. It can open the files and process data and information faster than the PC ever did, even at its newest and best days.
To some a $1200 computer is overkill, so be it. All I am saying is you pay for what you get and there are more than three generalization of people who need/use macs.
- Smudgers
"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 7, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My brain hurts!
by Gesiakob on Sep 9, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have brains? ;)
- Smudgers
"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 9, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
[Effff] *a brain?
I am full of fail today.
- Smudgers
"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 9, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol same line of thinking as i was
lmao good job
You're my assistant! You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!
by chibullsfan03 on Aug 30, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rec this but I just have a bad feeling if I do.
But this was pretty much my thoughts.
I have seen a QB and it was good.
by SoulEater7 on Aug 30, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty in 5 years.... Still Injured
You're my assistant! You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!
by chibullsfan03 on Aug 30, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Since I dont have photoshop
Can someone put a Mcdonalds uni on him.
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Aug 31, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh, that's been done.
And done better:
Credit to Gonzo for his article from last year about the Vikes 0 – 2 start.
When you go to somebody's house, you don't crap on their floor. Being a fan of one team does NOT give you license to be a dick to fans of another.
Corollary: When people are visiting your house and behaving themselves, them being a fan of a different team is NOT a reason for you to piss in their beer.
by Robert Rence on Aug 31, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeh but I dont care about the vikings
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Sep 2, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My 1st try.... I got a couple more I'm working on.. but I felt this was the funniest!!!
he he he
Hope it works cause preview doesnt
by ChiTownSounds on Aug 31, 2009 4:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quadrapalegic HUNTING????
How do you retrieve your kill??? A BOBCAT Machine for a wheelchair?
by ChiTownSounds on Aug 31, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You train a, um, bear or something?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell
"F*** everybody outside of Halas Hall. BEARDOWN" - WavyGravy
by Spongie on Sep 2, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Headline: After suffering his 100th injury, Bears DT Dusty Dvoracek skips rehab and signs with....
The New York Giants of the WFL (Wheelchair Football League)
by ChiTownSounds on Aug 31, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
what happened to my picture of him playing wheelchair football??
wtf!??!
GO BEARS!!!!
by ChiTownSounds on Sep 4, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm... musta not loaded when I posted this...
GO BEARS!!!!
by ChiTownSounds on Sep 5, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty on Broadway
- Smudgers
"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Aug 31, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
I think my funny just broke from laughin so hard.
I cut the sleeves off because it looks awesome. NOW GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!
by Ditkavsworld on Aug 31, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was on carts...
But I tore my ACL, so they made me the greeter!<img src=“”width:auto;">
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Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Sep 1, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 14 recs
This is perfect
I would have rec’d it 5 times if I could
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.- Mike Ditka
by Hurricanes becoming Bears on Sep 1, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The tagline below nails it.
When you go to somebody's house, you don't crap on their floor. Being a fan of one team does NOT give you license to be a dick to fans of another.
Corollary: When people are visiting your house and behaving themselves, them being a fan of a different team is NOT a reason for you to piss in their beer.
by Robert Rence on Sep 2, 2009 7:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably more acceptable than my Mary Poppins pic last week.
by jlgardell on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
now maybe he can make a comeback
"I guess I can’t do anything if you’re just irrational, but to point it out and move on."
- fundamentallysound
by J Theory on Sep 2, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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