Photoshop Contest: Israel Idonije
by Dane Noble on Sep 24, 2009 4:53 PM CDT
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It's been a little while, but see what you can do with this pic of Israel Idonije and his golf gun:
I noticed a significant rise in membership since our last Photoshop Contest, so the only real rules are to keep the 'shops appropriate, and vote for your favorites by recommending them. Have fun!
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My Photoshop is not working right now
but there is a Ricky Williams joke in there somewhere.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
by Adam T on Sep 24, 2009 4:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lmao.
No idea. Maybe it’s for people who can’t hit a driver?
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by Dane Noble on Sep 24, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
An alternative to shooting self in leg in bar?
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Sep 24, 2009 5:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
haha
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by The_Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's for playing Air Golf. The gun takes the place of the clubs.
I’ve never tried it (I’ve never played regular golf, either) but it kind of sounds like fun.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Sep 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have Photoshop, but if I did...
I think having Tank Johnson shooting something back would be apropos.
by SenatorSteve on Sep 24, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The fact that this says i have to keep it appropriate
has ruined my chances of competing.
"If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms" - Ditka
by EricEmpire on Sep 24, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This one his hard.
Derreck Rose, you’ve gotta be flat-out kidding me. Double overtime! Triple overtime!
by SoulEater7 on Sep 24, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is
Derreck Rose, you’ve gotta be flat-out kidding me. Double overtime! Triple overtime!
by SoulEater7 on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that bad really...
Golf Gun – Turning crazed linemen into Tiger Woods with one pull of the trigger.
by MXBearsFan on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by smudgers on Sep 25, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 23 recs
Wrecked the shiat outta this.
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Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Sep 25, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks.
I’m excited about the green, but I’m even more stoked about getting the clap… wait, what?!?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 25, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry...
you can get the shots down at the clinic on Halsted! It stings, but the sores go away in 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:>0
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
by LostInSTL on Sep 25, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couple things...
1) I live in South Carolina
2) I’m not gonna ask how you know this ;)
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 25, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any chance of reviving the caption contests?
Or did my sleep-deprived 4 AM multiple entries sour you permanently on the idea?
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by JerBear50 on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure,
especially considering this ’shop contest only has 1 entry.
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Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Sep 27, 2009 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really wanted to win one of these 'shop contest.
But the lack of other entries kind of sours the victory… kind of. Especially since I could have thrown something together in five minutes and still won (like this below)…
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 27, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
I love it.
Old school. Taking me back to my roots. now if you could’ve done something with the Atari that would take me all the way back to my first console. Ah memories of crapy graphics and simplistic games….
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 27, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
I almost like this one better. It’s old-school, and I love it! :) Creative too. Now you’re going to win the same one twice!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by HoneyBear on Sep 27, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double Victory - SWEET!!!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 27, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Nice use of the dog jersey
My dog had the same one, had a collar, leash and food dish as well. :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Sep 27, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figured since my Border Collie was too fat to fit into it anymore, might as well make some use of it.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 27, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good use
I’m pretty proud of you right now.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 27, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job smudgers!
enjoy the green!
by rdent4hof on Sep 29, 2009 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Muchas Gracias, Senior!
What’s up with en-GREEN-innation anyways? Shouldn’t it be in-(NAVY or BURNT ORANGE)-innation? I like the the process but wearing any Packers’ colors gives me the douche chills.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Except I spelled "Señor" wrong!
That would be a big “falta épica” on my part.
*This could be wrong as well, so please pardon my Spanglish. I learned all I know through either three semi-dazed years in high school or through the evolution of the multilingual, all empowering babel fish.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 29, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wearing any Packers’ colors gives me the douche chills.
ROFL
This is officially your thread!!!!
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 29, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do have fun making "cartoons"
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 29, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're both great
I like that this one uses more of the original pic.
Nice to have one hollywood uber-hero style and one old timey arcade style.
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
by juperee on Sep 28, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I think we have a winner.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 26, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smudgers someone needs to say this to you
YOU THE MAN!
by Bear Lovin 21 on Sep 29, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Up watching the replay of the game on Rewind.
And wanted a new profile pic, so I came up with this…
Doesn’t use the Izzy pic, but it’s on the same theme as my original entry, so…
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 28, 2009 12:50 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs
I will be surprised if this does NOT become my stepson's desktop paper next time he logs in.
You have mad photoshop skills
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
by juperee on Sep 28, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Juperee,
I should have just included one big thank you at the bottom to all, but I am a slacker and answered these backwards. So bear with my ineptitude.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 29, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol "bear with my ineptitude" nice pun
"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently some would say more correctly. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person. "
by Rhymenocerous on Oct 1, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoy green!
That is really good. If you had my boy Forte in there, I’d have to steal it. Haha! I love it though – as juperee said:
You have mad photoshop skills!!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by HoneyBear on Sep 28, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks HB, and sorry!
Actually Forte is there, he’s just stuck back behind the line of scrimmage. He’ll be along soon. :)
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 29, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Now that's funny.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 29, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
I would kill for a full size desktop version of that.
"I think you're confusing nice and evil again."
by ...YouKnowWho on Sep 28, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kill, huh?
Download desktop wallpaper version of this HERE
Note(s):
> This is not the greatest quality – I originally designed it to be a small 500px x 500px image, so blowing it up took it’s toll on some of the artwork (faces and such).
> I made a full size (1680 × 1050) screen saver, but I am using Flickr to upload photos which maxes the available download size at 1024 × 640 (above link). If you must have the bigger file, email me. Although, understand that I’m extremely slack about answering emails, work withstanding, so it may take a while to get back with you.
Other than that, enjoy! As well as anyone else who wants it. Although it is kind of nice to have an assassin at my beck and call. ;)
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Sep 29, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woot
I was just thinking that I should change my desktop from White Sox to Bears…and then this came along. Thanks! You rock!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Sep 29, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks!
I’m forever indebted to you. Thank you. If you need someone “taken care of” in Colorado let me know ;-)
"I think you're confusing nice and evil again."
by ...YouKnowWho on Sep 30, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
Swiped your “Bear arms” pic too.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Oct 1, 2009 5:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, your Bears of War wallpaper
just replaced my Tricolour/Irish nationalist wallpaper that I’ve had up forever, so that’s quite an achivement on your part.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Oct 1, 2009 5:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do feel honored.
And feel free to take whatever you like.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by smudgers on Oct 1, 2009 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, thank you. Much appreciated.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Oct 2, 2009 4:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this picture needs to be all over the web. great theme and picture. smudgers is now a part of so many peoples computers daily
by brands735 on Oct 2, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is sick!
Absolutely outrageous skills…I wish to bask in the glory of this pic
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by ThorCo on Oct 4, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t have time to make this but I wanted to set it up as if Israel’s green gun was the reason that the Seahawks had those vomit-colored jerseys
by dkguy55 on Oct 5, 2009 12:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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