Photoshop Contest: Israel Idonije
by Dane Noble on Sep 24, 2009 4:53 PM CDT
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PrintIt's been a little while, but see what you can do with this pic of Israel Idonije and his golf gun:
I noticed a significant rise in membership since our last Photoshop Contest, so the only real rules are to keep the 'shops appropriate, and vote for your favorites by recommending them. Have fun!
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My Photoshop is not working right now
but there is a Ricky Williams joke in there somewhere.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
Lmao.
No idea. Maybe it’s for people who can’t hit a driver?
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An alternative to shooting self in leg in bar?
Formerly Scespy12... needed a better name!
by Eaten by Bears on Sep 24, 2009 5:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
haha
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok
It's for playing Air Golf. The gun takes the place of the clubs.
I’ve never tried it (I’ve never played regular golf, either) but it kind of sounds like fun.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I don't have Photoshop, but if I did...
I think having Tank Johnson shooting something back would be apropos.
The fact that this says i have to keep it appropriate
has ruined my chances of competing.
"If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms" - Ditka
This one his hard.
Derreck Rose, you’ve gotta be flat-out kidding me. Double overtime! Triple overtime!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 23 recs
Wrecked the shiat outta this.
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Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
by Dane Noble on Sep 25, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks.
I’m excited about the green, but I’m even more stoked about getting the clap… wait, what?!?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 25, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't worry...
you can get the shots down at the clinic on Halsted! It stings, but the sores go away in 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:>0
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Couple things...
1) I live in South Carolina
2) I’m not gonna ask how you know this ;)
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 25, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Any chance of reviving the caption contests?
Or did my sleep-deprived 4 AM multiple entries sour you permanently on the idea?
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
Sure,
especially considering this ’shop contest only has 1 entry.
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Just because it can be done on Madden NFL does not automatically make it a viable option in real life.
I really wanted to win one of these 'shop contest.
But the lack of other entries kind of sours the victory… kind of. Especially since I could have thrown something together in five minutes and still won (like this below)…
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 27, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
I love it.
Old school. Taking me back to my roots. now if you could’ve done something with the Atari that would take me all the way back to my first console. Ah memories of crapy graphics and simplistic games….
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 27, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I think
I almost like this one better. It’s old-school, and I love it! :) Creative too. Now you’re going to win the same one twice!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on Sep 27, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Double Victory - SWEET!!!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 27, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Nice use of the dog jersey
My dog had the same one, had a collar, leash and food dish as well. :)
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 27, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Figured since my Border Collie was too fat to fit into it anymore, might as well make some use of it.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 27, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Good use
I’m pretty proud of you right now.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 27, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Muchas Gracias, Senior!
What’s up with en-GREEN-innation anyways? Shouldn’t it be in-(NAVY or BURNT ORANGE)-innation? I like the the process but wearing any Packers’ colors gives me the douche chills.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Except I spelled "Señor" wrong!
That would be a big “falta épica” on my part.
*This could be wrong as well, so please pardon my Spanglish. I learned all I know through either three semi-dazed years in high school or through the evolution of the multilingual, all empowering babel fish.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
wearing any Packers’ colors gives me the douche chills.
ROFL
This is officially your thread!!!!
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 29, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I do have fun making "cartoons"
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
They're both great
I like that this one uses more of the original pic.
Nice to have one hollywood uber-hero style and one old timey arcade style.
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
Well I think we have a winner.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 26, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Smudgers someone needs to say this to you
YOU THE MAN!
by Bear Lovin 21 on Sep 29, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Up watching the replay of the game on Rewind.
And wanted a new profile pic, so I came up with this…
Doesn’t use the Izzy pic, but it’s on the same theme as my original entry, so…
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 28, 2009 12:50 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs
I will be surprised if this does NOT become my stepson's desktop paper next time he logs in.
You have mad photoshop skills
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
Thanks Juperee,
I should have just included one big thank you at the bottom to all, but I am a slacker and answered these backwards. So bear with my ineptitude.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
lol "bear with my ineptitude" nice pun
"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently some would say more correctly. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person. "
by Rhymenocerous on Oct 1, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Enjoy green!
That is really good. If you had my boy Forte in there, I’d have to steal it. Haha! I love it though – as juperee said:
You have mad photoshop skills!!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on Sep 28, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks HB, and sorry!
Actually Forte is there, he’s just stuck back behind the line of scrimmage. He’ll be along soon. :)
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Now that's funny.
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, that's how World War One got started.
by Ditkavsworld on Sep 29, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice!
I would kill for a full size desktop version of that.
"I think you're confusing nice and evil again."
by ...YouKnowWho on Sep 28, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Kill, huh?
Download desktop wallpaper version of this HERE
Note(s):
> This is not the greatest quality – I originally designed it to be a small 500px x 500px image, so blowing it up took it’s toll on some of the artwork (faces and such).
> I made a full size (1680 × 1050) screen saver, but I am using Flickr to upload photos which maxes the available download size at 1024 × 640 (above link). If you must have the bigger file, email me. Although, understand that I’m extremely slack about answering emails, work withstanding, so it may take a while to get back with you.
Other than that, enjoy! As well as anyone else who wants it. Although it is kind of nice to have an assassin at my beck and call. ;)
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Woot
I was just thinking that I should change my desktop from White Sox to Bears…and then this came along. Thanks! You rock!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Thanks!
I’m forever indebted to you. Thank you. If you need someone “taken care of” in Colorado let me know ;-)
"I think you're confusing nice and evil again."
by ...YouKnowWho on Sep 30, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
Swiped your “Bear arms” pic too.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
By the way, your Bears of War wallpaper
just replaced my Tricolour/Irish nationalist wallpaper that I’ve had up forever, so that’s quite an achivement on your part.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
I do feel honored.
And feel free to take whatever you like.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
Thank you, thank you. Much appreciated.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
That is sick!
Absolutely outrageous skills…I wish to bask in the glory of this pic
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
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