I don’t think I knew what I was talking about when we did this. I know I was acting dumb with Forte.. but I still stand by my predictions. Go Forte! That’s my boy!! :D

Cutler: 62.5% completion 22 TDs, 9 INTs, 3,587 yards
Forte: 4.1yds/ca, 1,250 yards, 12TDs rushing, 7 receiving
And I stand by everything else I said.

Forte: 1260 rushing 4.15 YPC, 56 rec. for 390 yards, 14 total TD’s
Hester: 41 rec. for 690 yards, 4 TD’s
Olsen: 68 rec. for 710 yards, 8 TD’s

Jay Cutler – 3,652 yards, 62.4% comp., 26 TD, 11 INT
Matt Forte – 1,154 yards (rushing), 4.6 YPC, 14 TD, 2 FL | 426 yards (receiving), 3 TD
Earl Bennett – 1,126 yards, 9 TD
Devin Hester – 785 yards (receiving), 6 TD | 3 Carries, 56 yards, 1 TD
Greg Olsen – 889 yards, 5 TD
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Lance Louis – will hospitalize one teammate by week four.
Tommie Harris – will be considered “doubtful” for 11 games, missing 65% of team practices.
Lance Briggs – will impregnate two “girlfriends”.
Jerry Angelo – will trade Matt Toeaina to Al Davis for his 2010 2nd and 3rd and 2011 1st round draft picks.
Josh Bullocks – will be the starter by week three and lead the team in interceptions with 18.
Izzy Idonije – will snap and spend the bye week at the Ihop chugging down Pigs in a Blanket.
Jay Cutler – will steal Josh McDaniels’ girlfriend.

Marinelli- leads the team in sacks
Babich dissapears completely and no one cares
Ron Turner calls the FB dive 17 times in the season
Lovie slashes JA tires
Rashied "Dropopotumus" Davis has 1 catch all season beacuse it gets wedged in his facemask
Orton fumbles the snap 8 times
Olin leads the team in sacks by steping on Ortons foot 12 times
Vasher leads the team in injury time by missing 15 games
Patrick Manelly- MVP

ok now these are real (although my other predictions could come true.
Orton Cutler 3,987 65.6% completion percentage 24TD’s 13 INT’s
Forte 1346 yards rushing 9 TD’s, 675 yards receiving 3 TD’s
Hester 72 receptions 959yds 6 TD’s, 2 Punt Retun TD’s
Urlacher 134 Tackles, 17 for loss, 3 fumble recs, 2 INT’s, 3 Sacks
Robbie "Solid" Gould 22-25 FG, long of 51, 27 Touch Backs on Kickoffs.
Bears D- 2 Safties
Olson 54 rec 756 yds, 8 TD’s
Zach Bowman 6 INT’s
Jason McKie 17 Rushes for -12 yds

Here’s a prediction that came true.

I also forgot that Dusty will be on the IR for a broken finger nail, and they will rename him Mike Brown aka Mr Glass.

13-3 record, Division champs, Superbowl champs.
Cutler : 37 TDs, 20 INTs, 4000 yards passing
Forte : Rushing :1300 y, 16 TDs … Receiving: 6 TDs , 70 rec., 800 y
Olsen : 80 rec, 1000 yds, 11 TDs
Clarke : 40 rec, 500yds, 5 Tds
Bennett : 60 rec, 600 yds, 6 TDs
Hester : 50 rec, 700 yds 6 TDs
D.A. : 30 rec, 400 yds, 3 TDs

Top 5 offense in the NFL

ST : Top 5. Hester will become receiver #2 by default and used more on the returning game as Knox/Wolfe fumble.

Top Ten defense. The defense is strong against the run, with Cutler rescuing us from a porous pass defense giving up yardage and points. Defense generally strong because of increased rest due to Bear offense eating up the clock.

15-1 season possible if everyone healthy.

Brett Favre throws a 70 yard TD pass to Percy Harvin in week one, but his arm falls off and is parodied on South Park.

Tommie ‘The Limp’ Harris is ineffective one again, but no one says anything.

Olin Kreutz is the weakest point on the line week in week out. Revolving doors come to mind. No one says anything.

Lovie Smith has better success with the defense, but gets tetchy with the media who say we are now a passing team when Cutler picks up his third passing award, and reminds us that Chicago are a running team.

Cutler and Turner involved in turbulent behind-closed-doors scenes because of his play-changing at the LOS. No one says anything.

Al Davis trades his star running back for an unknown barefoot zen-master donkey-kicking place kicker who goes 0 for 24.

LJ and LT are completely ineffective. And no one says anything.

Shawn Merriman strangles Josh McDaniels wife. And no one says anything.

Jerry Jones’ scoreboard falls onto the field falls during practice killing the entire Dallas Cowboys roster. Jessica Simpson is interviewed crying on national television, but there are no actual tears visible. There is a national outbreak of indifference to the event. Al Davis buys the pieces for a record sum.