I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
Chicago Bears' Tommie Harris benefits from friendship with Bo Jackson - I'll be honest, I did not see this one coming.
Snub by nightclub just a rookie mistake - What idiot wouldn't want most of the team in his club. Wait, I think it was Pete Wentz's bar. So now it's all coming together.
Numbers show improvement in defense - Improvement back to ass-kickery.
Cutler a spectator again at practice - This is intriguing, but not really newsworthy unless it's next week.
Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs said he'll return after bye week - Hopefully he'll be actually rested and ready, unlike the 'Skins game.
Vermeil remains supportive of Martz - Vote of confidence time, usually means spell of doom.
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