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OSS: What Could Have Been

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Do you have a fun and creative idea for a Bears-related photoshop? If so, send it to me by email or twitter. If it passes WCG's 34-step approval process, I'll see what I can come up with (and give you full credit for it).

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No ripping here. I have no idea who it is, either.

"We're going to try and knock the crap out of everybody." ~ Brian Urlacher

by HappyHuman on Nov 10, 2010 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Whew! I'm not the only one!

dear gar/pax,
trade for carmelo anthony.
thank you

by chicago030 on Nov 10, 2010 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Matt Jones former Arkansas QB & former Jags 1st round WR .

" Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. " ~
Mike Tyson

by MidWayMonster54 on Nov 10, 2010 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

YES! I knew I recognized him. I know there is mock mad love for him at WCG.

Anyone ever notice in Madden how has the best stats for every non-receiving category (for receivers of course)?

dear gar/pax,
trade for carmelo anthony.
thank you

by chicago030 on Nov 10, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Random Matt Jones story

my best friend and I, back in the days of high school and PlayStation 2’s, did a two player franchise with the Bears (me) and the Panthers (him). We did a fantasy draft, and I took Matt Jones as my #3 WR. He did fine during the games, but when we did inter-squad practices, he was unstoppable.

My offensive playbook during those practices were 50% Matt Jones touchdowns and 50% letting Peppers hit my QB at full speed (since you can’t injure players in practice on Madden).

Good times.

Anarchist. Misanthrope. Beard aficionado.

by Cosmis on Nov 10, 2010 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

Dude. "back in the days of high school and PlayStation 2’s" ?

I still roll with my PS2. She hasn’t died on me yet (although the memory card just did). My copy of Madden ’08 rarely leaves the DVD bay unless I need to kill something in SOCOM.

by Wally&Mac on Nov 11, 2010 12:59 AM CST reply actions  

Ditto.

Sits right next to the PS3, cause I wasn’t lucky enough to get a backwards-compatible PS3. Still works perfect, especially for some good-old PS2 or PS1 RPGs.

Course, the only things that go into my PS3 anymore are NHL ’11, NCAA ’11 and Madden ’11.

by Steven Schweickert on Nov 11, 2010 7:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't have a PS3 but...

I thought they were all supposed to be backwards compatible?

by Da Sassage on Nov 11, 2010 7:58 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

After a while, because of some kind of tech issue, they stopped producing the backwards compatible ones.

by Steven Schweickert on Nov 11, 2010 8:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Wait a minute

there’s a Play Station 3?!?!

If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.

by Just Dave on Nov 11, 2010 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Is that something like an Atari?

"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST

by JerBear50 on Nov 15, 2010 2:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Wrong uni nbr.

18 will always mean Neckbeard to me.

by Doshi on Nov 11, 2010 9:56 AM CST reply actions  

C'mon now...

It’s Matt “Jeebus” Jones. If he wanted to wear #34 here, we’d have to un-retire it. A Matt Jones signing would have equalled at least four, possibly five, Super Bowls for the Bears.

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by David Taylor on Nov 11, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it the punky QB? Nice job bro great detail work.

This is what David Taylor quality looks like.

When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow

by Ditkavsworld on Nov 11, 2010 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

negative.

A lot more recent than that.

It’s actually mocked up from this

And thanks! ;)

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by David Taylor on Nov 11, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm even more impressed after seeing the mock up.

When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow

by Ditkavsworld on Nov 11, 2010 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Mrs. McCaskey.

I’m looking at you. You wore brown so you could hide. I don’t blame you. You’re a tramp. Oh, that was a good one! Oh, That was right where you wanted it. Oh, Mrs. McCaskey, you’re a little monkey woman, you know that? You’re a little monkey woman. You’re lean, and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are you, huh? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith

by Pete Dixon on Nov 11, 2010 2:52 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Disturbing.

Slightly.

If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.

by Just Dave on Nov 11, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

wtf

If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith

by Pete Dixon on Nov 11, 2010 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

If it was the SB of coke users

then he would surely be the MVP.

"He's a great candidate," Ryan said. "If I hadn't made him drop in coverage so often on running backs, he might be the all-time sack leader. They call it zone blitzing nowadays. We called it, 'Richard, pick him up.'"

by propheteer on Nov 11, 2010 10:55 PM CST reply actions  

I feel somehow naughty for reading this post

and way, way worse for understanding it.

Kind of in a surreal, ready to write a James Joyce novel way.

Clearly time to take my epilepsy meds.

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

by juperee on Nov 11, 2010 11:19 PM CST reply actions  

(and i mean the post and all the comments, not just the post)

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

by juperee on Nov 11, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

No more Absinthe for you, young lady.

"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST

by JerBear50 on Nov 15, 2010 2:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Even more disturbing...

Matt Jones is a team captain in that pic!

If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 12, 2010 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

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