Chicago Bears All Time Top 10 "Names"
Over on the Yahoo Sports Shutdown Corner blog, they listed The 10 Finest Names in the National Football League. It's a fun read, and a nice little list, however no Bears made the cut. I can't really disagree. Are there any interesting names on the current roster? Major Wright has an authoritative feel to it and it actually outranks number one on the Yahoo list. Jay Cutler has a sharp sounding last name, (I'll give you a sec to get my pun) and a few other names are nice, but not All Time nice. After the jump I'll give my Top 10 Chicago Bears names, and be sure to chime in with a few of your own.
I had one rule, and that was no nicknames, but since it's my list I ended up breaking my rule. Not at first, but after a little research I realized I did. So deal with it.
10) Lionel Antoine, T 1972-1978 - I'll be honest, Lionel Antione made my list just because I like saying Lionel Antione. Lionel Antione. Go ahead, you say it out loud. Lionel Antione, Lionel Antione, Lionel Antione... it just rolls of the tongue.
9) Cap Boso, TE 1987-1991 - You just don't see too many Cap's these days. His name would have been in place back in the old days. And please don't tell me 1987 was the old days.
8) Hugh Blacklock, T 1920-1925 - That tough sounding double hard consonant in his last name isn't the only reason I put him on the list. My eyes played a trick on me the first time I read his name.
7) J.L. Shank, HB 1920 - Old #18 was hard to get any info on through Google. I found a Dr., an author, and something about prostitution, but as far as Chicago Bear J.L. Shank, not too much. Shank would have a great name for a punter.
6) Jon Kilgore, P 1968 - And speaking of punters, Kilgore should have been a name for a fullback. That name makes me think of a bettering ram that will hit you so hard he could murderize you.
5) Owen Goodnight, QB 1946 - The former Bears QB has a middle school named after him. But in my opinion, he missed his calling as a hard hitting safety. Imagine the knockout blows someone named Goodnight could deliver, and imagine Bears radio play by play man Jeff Joniak giving his own excited take on those hits.
4) Ronnie Bull, FB 1962-1970 - What a cool name for a fullback... Bull. The tough as nails sounding last name is actually 10th all time in rushing yards for Chicago and 8th all time in attempts.
3) Dick Butkus, LB 1965-1973 - How do I not place the greatest all time middle linebacker on any list, regardless of criteria, at number one? I don't know. I think it would have been too easy slapping Dick at #1. The last name sounds tough enough, but then having the first name Dick... his parents must have known little Dick was heading for greatness.
2) Micheal Stonebreaker, LB 1991 - It seems such a shame with a name like Stonebreaker that he was only able to record 8 tackles in his lone year in Chicago. But what a perfect last name for a linebacker.
1) Bronko Nagurski, FB,LB,T 1930-1937, 1943 - Am I the only Bears fan that didn't know Bronko's given name was Bronislaw? Shame on me for not knowing my Bears history, but for the purpose of the list, I'm not changing my #1. The only other profession I can think of when hearing his name is that of Hit Man. Not free safety Chris Harris Hit Man, but the real harbinger of death type hit man.
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Dick Butkus
Doesn’t he just have to go first? I mean, c’mon, it’s Dick Butkus!
Ditka...
By virtue of being Ditka, should be at the top any any football related list, however to be fair I let him sit this one out.
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
You me he told you he didn't want to win yet again
And asked not to be considered in said competition.
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
by Ditkavsworld on Nov 11, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously Lester, how did you omit Ditka?
-1
If you don't ask, you don't get. So get on with it already.
by Suffering from Chicago Sports on Nov 11, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
Replace #9-10
With Ditka and Richard Dent. Cap Boso sounds more like a Sunday’s comic strip character. Lionel Antoine sounds like a soap opera character.
Lionel Antione...
Lionel Antione, Lionel Antione, Lionel Antione… say it!
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
His name is Lionel Antione!
Wait. What?
by Steven Schweickert on Nov 11, 2010 12:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
sounds so smooth...
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
It does but can he dance on the ceiling.
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
by Ditkavsworld on Nov 11, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd for Fight club reference
"We were freaking robbed!! Our defense totally dominated all day! What? we gave up nearly 500 yards on defense? Yeah but we stopped them on the 1 yrd line! Our D is awesome!!"
- Entire kool aid drinkin' Pride of Detroit site-
Speaking of names
Lester, do you include your middle initial “A” to distinguish yourself from all the other "Lester Wiltfong, Jr.‘s out there in the world or what? What’s the deal?
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
Yes.
It’s a very popular name amongst the Wiltfongs in the world…
But seriously, it’s just a way of projecting a more professional moniker.
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Every writer here should follow your example
because, dog-gone-it, we deserve that kind of professionalism.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
Every time I read the name
Wiltfong Jr, The old Ratt song “Way Cool Jr” plays in my head…..
by David in Maine on Nov 11, 2010 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Dick Twinkle??
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
Ed Sprinkle was considered
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
How about Anthony (Tony) Buttknuckle?
Is this more of that professionalism spleensplitter was talking about?
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
Was there a Bear named Buttknuckle!?!?!
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
No but I work with teenagers and they are great with weird names.
One of them told me they heard the name on the Colbert Report.
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
that's a great name
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
It's not as great as Bear A. McCutler.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
Blanda's name is... wait for it...
too bland.
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes!
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
+1
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt". -Mark Twain
by pappabearhalas on Nov 11, 2010 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
little known fact....
the current Bears’ management team are direct descendants…….oh, wait, that would be “Bozo’s”….never mind.
by BearFan611 on Nov 11, 2010 5:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I was always fond of Matt Suhey
just because it comes out like Matsui.
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
by ifuwannacrownem on Nov 11, 2010 2:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
the man? the beast? the legend?
Guns dont kill people. Brian Urlacher kills people.
by Bear Lovin 21 on Nov 11, 2010 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
I like that it rhymes with line backer
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
and.... Nutcracker....
If you don't ask, you don't get. So get on with it already.
by Suffering from Chicago Sports on Nov 11, 2010 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
As well as “nadsacker”
"44 years of football history and nothing to show for it. I wish I wasn’t banned at the Norseman.." - tfrabotta
"Fellas, what are they, unblockable? Is that the '85 Bears over there?" - Tom Coughlin, Giants '06 training camp
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But he can't put one in the Hall of Fame.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
ouch
One time while a young lad, someone made fun of the Ditka name. One time.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 11, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Major Payne
If only we combined the names of Kevin Payne and Major Wright!
by BR0ck.08 on Nov 11, 2010 2:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
these aren't Bears
..but here are a couple that come to mind.
Scott Studwell – linebacker for the Vikings for 11 years
Nolan Cromwell – i beleive he was a safety for the LA Rams (Cromwell because of the reference to the legendary English military leader – yeah I’m a geek)
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
Didn't We
have a tight end named Wetnight a few yrs back?
Lone Star Beer and Bob Wills Music
Yes we did, I believe his first name was Ryan.
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
by Ditkavsworld on Nov 12, 2010 5:19 AM CST up reply actions
Late additions
Trace (?) Armstrong. Can’t remember for sure 1st name, but a DE with a strong arm gets it done. I’m breaking your rule, but Jim “Robocop” Thornton. I dug the nickname.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sungalsses...
Well...
Am I the only Bears fan that didn’t know Bronko’s given name was Bronislaw?
Yes. Because everyone else read my History Book post focusing on Bronko… Lol… jkjk
But he’s definitely number one! My mother bought me the throwback Nagurski jersey for Christmas… it’s what I really wanted… because Nagurski is a badass name on a jersey. Haha
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
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lol!
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Nov 12, 2010 9:58 PM CST up reply actions

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