The Inside Scoop: Finally, the Superfans come back to WCG!

That’s what Todd does 24/7

Mr. Vick, if he knows whats best, will pull a hammy warming up so as to not have to face the latest incarnate of the famed MONSTERS OF THE MIDWAY!!!!

TODD

What quarter will Vick ron Mexico be sidelined?

 fixed that for ya.

However, in the unlikely case that Vick decides to play the game, I give him til the 1st quarter before he is punished for daring to run against Da Bears.

Well, I start every game day off by saying 85 Hail Ditkas, in honor of the greatest football team to ever step foot on theglorious gridiron.

From there I proceed to eat a breakfast consisting solely of bacon and sausage links. After this, I put on the requisite three layers of Chicago Bears gear, and then I meet up with the gang so that we can make the standard sacrifice of one wheel of cheese to the mighty Ditka.

There is a minimum heart attack number. It is five. After that, there is a 1,985 question test about the history of Ditka that you must pass.

little ditka?

I think there must have been some sort of conspiracy, possibly headed up by David Stern, much like he forced Michael Jordan away from the game to try and give other NBA stars a chance at a title, he may have conspired to stop Hester from setting the all time return record in 3 short years.

Imagine if you will the world with the Chicago Bulls eightpeat. And imagine how sad the Brian Mitchell family would be if his record was shattered in a fraction of the time.

that Ditka called Lovie and firmly told him that Hester should take a two year break while they let the competition catch up to him, and that’s only to keep it fun and interesting for Hester.

Carl

As you know, you need a woman who understands why you put Kraut on a polish, and a woman who can pan-fry a pork chop.

In addition, my friend, you want to make sure you find a woman who understands how to take away the five yard slant in a third and medium situation. Once you find that woman, you’ll know you’ve found someone with the essence of Ditka in her heart.

We have a couple of problems with the Turducken. We will now outline them, as follows:

1. The Turducken is not available in sausage form – This simply will not do, my friends. Now if you tell us that you’ve cooked it, ground it up, and put it into a delicious lining, we could perhaps perform a taste test of this interesting sounding concoction.

2. There is a distinct lack of pork involved— as we know every round meal involves at least 500 grams of pork, this dish is lacking in the nutritional items required for a healthy diet. Ditka gave us these bodies—it’s the least we can do to keep them going.

If I was going to take a former Bear that was still playing, without a doubt I’d take Ditka.

“But Pat,” you’ll say, “Ditka isn’t playing anymore.”

As a matter of fact, Ditka is playing. He’s playing you for a fool for thinking that you could ever sleep on Da Coach.

Daaaaaaaaaa Coach.

As much as I love Da Coach, and there will only one Da Coach. I do like Coach Smith. But with that being said, if Ditka were coaching the Bears, there would be more than 1 Lombardi trophy at Halas Hall these days

perhaps you should ask how many other tasks would Ditka complete during the process of repeatedly beating Lovie to a pulp.

I’m so going to refer to it as such, from now on.

but it is commonly known that any and all instances of succeeding are considered to be “pulling a Ditka.”

Pat

I don’t think either would start, but I can envision Julius Peppers rotating at all 4 defensive line positions, and Brian Urlacher rotating at the other 7 spots.

Bill

It’s not a sausage…it’s not pork…I don’t get it? I guess if I wanted to make it better, these are some things I could do:

1. remove steak—introduce sausage into the equation.

2. Put it in a deep dish pizza.

3. Apply some of Coach Ditka’s fabulous sauces to introduce taste to what is otherwise a bland, boring sandwich from a bland, boring city.

1) The Superbowl Shuffle
2) Bear Down Chicago Bears
3) Chelsea Dagger
4) Like Mike, if I could be like Mike
5) The Alan Parsons Project

The NFL has to spread out the awesomeness that is the 1985 Bears. He’ll get in, you can mark my words.

Bill