Your Chicago Bears. Too Legit to Quit? Hammer Time and the Best of the In Game Thread!

The Bears won and the Packers can't touch this.  This being first place atop the NFC North.  And how about that running game?  I like big butts when they're opening lanes for Matt Forte to average over 8 yards per carry.  He was bustin' loose.  And the defensive line was acting like a bunch of funky headhunters out there on Sunday.  Okay, nuff Hammer.  Great Bears win but I know it won't be enough to convince the world that the Bears are the real deal.  Heck, I still have my own reservations probably from years of getting snake bit.  With that said, I'd like you clever, funny people to take a shot.  Complete the but.  You know, "the Bears have a great record but..."  As in what will all the media excuses be now for our Bears success.  I'll go first.  The Bears have a great record but Soldier Field has more tackles than Tommie Harris.....

After it was established that Wanda would be present for the game and not baking turkey tetrazzini we have......

62GTO:  why is it... that blow up dolls always have that surprised look on their faces? 

 

Spongie:  I don’t think they’re overly introspective, otherwise they wouldn’t be taken by surprise every time they fulfill their lot in life. "What, again?"

For the fan club (you know who you are) we have....

Maelvampyre:  "watching" the game vicariously with my vicarious woman....

Under the TMI category we have this exchange....

the hellbilly:  Piss break!  This Corona is racing thru me!  Somebody save my seat!

 

Maelvampyre: two words : astronaut diapers

This is a great preemptive TWSS call.....

awfullyquiet:  How? Impending that’s what she said… But… how the hell. did he fit that. in there?

For being a good sport and Captain Obvious all in the same post...

mike b:  some days thats a pick some days not

Well, wow, ummm....

the hellbilly:  talking babies piss me off... e-trade can choke on my testes (edit).

More from the epic story of Wanda ("she" may deserve her own post).....

David in Maine:  WCG Theater Presents: A Game Thread Named Desire:  Maelvampyre: WAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

SJS-illini:  Please at least tell me that Wanda wears a Bears jersey or something.

 

Maelvampyre:  she wears a Bears g string

 

the hellbilly:  I'd put a Packers jersey on her  Take out my "frustrations" on her…

You guys and your talk of things.....

JoCro:  OMG Who else got really scared?

 

Maelvampyre:  i was briefly incontinent

 

SJS_illini:  There's a pill (and a bag) for that. And maybe even an app.

Later on in our continuing soap opera of "The Days of Our Wanda" we have....

Maelvampyre:  wanda gets a wet vinyl kiss for that one!!!!

No context on this one but I like it....

GtM:  i'm still rubbin my eyes its weird seeing someone other than tillman slip

Even though this logic is totally wrong and flawed (I have high blood pressure, I’d know)  we have the health tip of the game.....

the hellbilly:  Do what I do. Grab another beer. alcohol thins the blood, thus lowering the blood pressure.

I could include all of the lead up to this but I’ll let it stand....

SJS_illini:  I think the LAST thing Wanda wants is penetration.

If you remember the play then you’ll get a chuckle on this comment from our 1st TO....

BOBdaBEAR:  that formation shift was planned the confusion was not

Just for the sheer, good old-fashioned, pessimism of it....

northernsails:  I blame Omiyale. Always will even if it isn’t his fault

After a classic Johnathon Thompson "burning of the squirrels" reference we have....

DaHamsta:  I heard they fight back  And it involves nuts

Because he is who he is and when he speaks all should listen....

Kev H:  HEY EVERYONE When theres a new quarter, there’s a new thread. There is your warning.

After a nasty Vick sack we have the best comeback I’ve heard in a while.....

northernsails:  Where are all those people who say that we "overpaid" Peppers now?

 

JoCro:  Relacing Vick's cleats

Because this one makes me chortle....

awfullyquiet:  Marcus Harrisons arms are legitimately larger than my head.

When Jay got sacked for about the 3rd play in a row we get this spot on gem...

lindemrm:  God help us all if Todd Collins sees the feild. Urlacher needs to go sucker punch him and put him out of the game now so at least we have a qualified backup.

Because I had similiar thoughts (about your wife, not mine)....

Arbusto:  I LOVE BENNET I offer my wife to him to have babies. (Don’t tell her, she’s napping).

We have this cryptic remark and the comments it drew....

Dils:  Jay at QB is like having sex with a stripper  You’ll never know what you’ll get.

 

Maelvampyre:  wanda is consistent

 

JoeCB1991:  Getting the good stripper today then,  Its the night games that bring out the STD infested prostiture (edit).

 

Spongie:  Not that I’ve ever had the pleasure, but I would suggest staying away from the ones with adams apples and man-hands.

 

For another great comeback....

Johnathon Thompson:  PUNCH VICK IN THE DIC... I mean… excuse me

 

Syndor:  Some people pay to get that kind of action

Again with the comebacks....

Maelvampyre:  vick was under extreme pressure

 

Johnathon Thompson:  Sounds like Wanda last night

Unofficially, I’m thinking yes.....

SJS_illini:  Please do NOT tell me that if we win this game, a blowup doll becomes official site mascot.

It felt weird reading it, almost...

emdub:  I feel weird saying this But now that the Vikes are kinda the same as the Lions, I almost root for them to win out of some strange sense of pity. Plus knowing Fav-ruh isn’t returning makes me almost like them again. Almost. But seriously, fornicate (edit) the Packers.

When I first read this I missed the word "not" and did a triple take...

SJS_illini:  Just a personal thing... But I would not like to have a large gentleman who’s strong and fast barking at me.

For overall general grossness we have this...

GtM:  Just like Charmin clears me of dingleberries Olsen plucks the ball from the DB

Or this...

the hellbilly:  our offense is better than Cialis or Viagra right now.

It sorta did start to feel like Philly forgot to run and so we get this astute observation and it gave me the ridiculous image of them sumo wrestling...

CloudyFuture:  Think andy wants to show up Martz or something……Battle of the offensive geniuses…..

Clever and catchy....

SJS_illini:  Your 2010 Chicago Bears. Putting the "Field" back into "Home Field Advantage."

That’s exactly what I was thinking, thanks for putting it into words....

JoCro:  LOL Loving Cutler’s route on the Wildcat  Stroll three yards, pump fist, return to huddle

After several mentions comparing Cutler to (ahem) Favre we have....

David in Maine:  Favre sexted Wanda?? That child of unwed parents (edit)!

 

Arbusto:  Time to burn her...

 

Johnathon Thompson:  I've got the torch ready...

 

CloudyFuture:  Ops ya my bad…..Though who doesnt take a picture of their willie and text it around…..I do that like 20 times a day….

For sheer awkwardness....

the hellbilly:  My "daddy parts" are officially quivering right now!  I’m pretty sure my wife’s "mommy parts" are doing the same

While it isn’t your dog killing the neighbor's cat this too requires an explanation...

Maelvampyre:  whew!! wanda and i are back.... we had an accident with a large tray of brownies

I think this described the Desean Jackson "slip" while facing an impending crushing.....

Cubbie-Tim:  horsesbiscuits (edit) Jackson didnt slip, he turtled

I myself have questioned the refs and their integrity at times, but never this bluntly....

the hellbilly:  Wow, refs can you stuff the eagles’ male members (edit) any farther into your mouths?

I love good x-men references.....

mike b:  i think at any moment peppers is going to bust out some adamantium claws and kill everyone

For the play on words and a great semi-obscure literary reference....

BearNecessities:  A Hard sack would be nice 

 

emdub:  lol you said hard sack.

 

Maelvampyre:  a good sack is hard to fine i think flannery oconnor said that

Want another reason WCG is the best.....

Bear Lovin 21:  I wanted to say hello to our eagles friends this is exactly what i said:

"=) Hester outperformed Jackson. Cutler played better than vick. Our Defense was better than your D. Better team won. good game. God bless" this got me banned. cry babys 

Now for your Academy Awards Section featuring all the bests posts as chosen by a select panel of me, the ghost of George Halas, Stephen Page of the Bare Naked Ladies, Sammy my golden retriever, and my Bears garden gnome....  Enjoy!!

For most creative verbage of the night on the Olsen TD grab....

JoCro:  OLSEN MOSSED HIM

For best banter with an opposing fan....

Maelvampyre:  Samuels is out because he was afraid to get burned!!

Ed Van Chimp:  Yeah, the partially torn MCL had nothing to do with it.

Maelvampyre:  he's faking it, the vagina (edit)

For best image of the night (can they actually run?)....

Chitownproduct:  Manu looks like a Manatee running to the Goaline

Because of the reference we get the best summarization of the night...

theotherDane:  Other than a few O-Line miscues  This is the best I think the Bears have played all season. It’s Autumn Lumberish…

For the comebacker of the night....

the hellbilly:  Andy Reid reminds me of the last dump I took.

touchdown bears:  Hairy? you should see a doctor

For best edit (and I’ll edit slightly for the kids)....

dsenchi:  Go bears! Ph*#k Philly. Michael vick, desean Jackson meet urlacher and peppers

To sum it all up we have the comment of the night....

Dils:  Im crying for joy This is better than the Dallas game

And that's them for this week.  And the winners are... THE CHICAGO FREAKIN' BEARS SHOT AT LEGITIMACY!  And yous guys too.  Well done.  Be sure to play again next week as we take on the Kittens in what could be the dreaded "trap game" of the year.  So be loud, be obnoxious, be funny, but most of all be there for the thread!!  See ya, and BEAR DOWN!!