Trent Dilfer, Bret Favre, And Your Best of the In Game Thread!!

Dang.  NFC North Champs!  Devin Hester remains ridiculous and you people continue to impress.  I will beg you all to read through every comment because this week was exceptional.  Given the nature of the broadcast I will begin this weeks "Best Of" with an entire section devoted to Trent Dilfer attacks comments.  We'll continue with your great comments throughout and end it with a brief (but truly best of the year yet) Academy Awards section.  This team played great and you people responded in kind, and I know this is late but it took every hour of the day (after) to put together the best of the best game of the year and throw it out there for your entertainment....

We begin with the "best of" Bear Trent Dilfer hating comments. These are all chronological yet some our completely unrelated.  I attempted to sort it out but enjoy.... 

Bear Lovin 21:  Trent dilfer is a flipping (edit) moron  if i met him i would willingly do time for beating the sausage out of him

 

the hellbilly:  We apologize to all the flocking (edit) morons out there. We know that you guys are all smarted than Trent Dilfer. We simply don’t have another basis for comparison.

 

seitori:  You know I really get the feeling That the others on Countdown talk about him behind his back about how he irrationally hates. I mean, how can you not?

Probably because he got dumped on constantly by the media while he played. 

 

Joe Banks:  Er, his name is Dil - fer

 

David in Maine:  thought it was Dilhole….

 

Frenchbears 113:  Man I despise Trent Dilfer... He basically said that Jay just needs to protect the ball and the Bears will win.. He then said that they should win but they won’t. God he’s even terrible as an analyst. But I think Jay just needs the footwork more than anything and that is something he can learn this far in his career

 

Da Hamsta:  Dilfer is the only one to pick The Queens...

 

TheMan1:  That's because he is one

 

Tfrabotta:  Trent Dilfer FORK (edit) YOU

 

Frenchbears 113:  I just don't get why he has to consistenly pick against the Bears. He never gives em props... in wins he finds fault. In losses he rips em a new one. For being a horrible QB he sure thinks highly of himself

After the Knox TD....

 

Tfrabotta:  Fork (edit) You Dilfer You could never make that throw

 

frenchbears 113:  TD JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT DILFER

 

Later on...

 

Bear Lovin 21:  17 unanswered Trent Dilfer Kiss Jay Cutlers Hind end (edit)

 

TheMan1:  I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy Having Dilfer anywhere near anyones buttocks (edit)

 

Tfrabotta:  HOW DOES THAT LOOK DILFER?????

 

Johnathan Thompson:  Forget (edit) Bear Weather And forget (edit) Dilfer

 

TheMan1:  Listen to Dilfer slobber on Cutler now. Keep making him eat his words Jay!

 

JoeCB1991:  FART ON (edit) YOU DILFER I hope you are enjoying this you penis(edit)face. Cutler is making you look like an idiot.

 

SJS_illini:  I henceforth propose the offense be renamed instead of "Greatest Show on Bad Grass," the "Fart on (edit) You Dilfers." 

 

Theotherdane:  One more time because it's so deserved. FELATE (edit) YOU DILFER!!!!!!!!!

 

To let you know how long the resentment lasted we kick off the 4th QT with this...

 

Theotherdane:  Can we open the 4th quarter with a rousing chorus of….FORGET (edit) YOU DILFER!!!!!!  (This was rec’d 6 times)

 

CloudyFuture:  Just got off the phone with dilfersaid that if favre and peterson played they win 50 – 3……And Cutler throws 5 picks…..Just got off the phone with dilfer…..Said Bears O still stinks cause all they do is Kick FGs….With that they are nothing…..

 

And in post game comments we get....

 

tfrabotta:  Alright, cue that mother fornicating (gross (edit)) Dilfer!!

 

Da Hamsta:  How do you feel about your prediction, Dilfer?

 

mike b:  dilfer eating penis (edit) off the bat suck it poopyhead (edit)

 

Syndor:  If I wouldnt get poop (edit) on my foot I would kick Dilfer right in his fancy (edit) grill..

 

tfrabotta:  Perfect night would be Ditka walking on the set and kicking Dilfer’s buttocks (edit) to a pulp.

Thank god because I was getting worried....

SJS_illini:  This just in!  After declaring himself out for the evening’s festivities, WCG commentator/annoyance SJS_illini has been moved to "questionable" and is expected to start in the gamethread.

You know he’s slowly being turned, just yesterday he was thinking how good he looked in navy...

Robert Rence:  i think Steve Young looks like his brain froze.  And Matt Millen looks like he just drafted another WR.

Jenn Sterger had similiar thoughts...

SJS_illini:  "Maybe we'll see some more Brett-Monday-Night-Magic" Please, no, the last thing I want to see is Brett’s "magic."

 

Bears-Cubs Bulls:  Put it this way  If Favre started a band they would be the three inch nails.

 

gafferland:  I don’t follow you

 

SJS_illini:  Think HARDer. Maybe have a good STIFF drink, and it’ll come to you SHORTly.

With the media Favre lovefest we get these retorts....

Arbusto:  Why are they talking about a new streak Streak of what? Stains in his underwear?

 

CloudyFuture:  You didnt hear eh national brett favre day to celebrate his miraculous recovery to lead his team to a win thus guaranteeing his legend as a football god who should worship the legend that is brett favre….so sayeth ESPN…… Amen………..

 

HappyHuman:  Apparently it's Brett Favre's world. We're just living in it.

 

SJS_illini:  Brett Favre can get bent. But I don’t think it’s long enough for that.

When people began to discuss the footing we have our first Peanut jab....

RexysMidnightRider:  He elected to go with roller skates...

 

Tfrabotta:  So, business as usual..

Because I’ve often wondered the same thing about posting on this website...

RexysMidnightRider:  You can watch football while sober...?  It's like a whole new world has been opened for me...

There’s constructive criticism, bitching and moaning and then there’s this...

RexysMidnightRider:  Hell ya! That’s the infamous "throw to nobody play"… they never see it coming

 

gafferland:  We're not so much punching them in the mouth As they are headbutting us in the fist

Because we were all wondering it and for the mileage Kev H will get out of it.....

David in Maine:  Kevin Knox? WTF (Why the Face (edit)) Gruden?

 

CloudyFuture:  He knows only one name and thats brett faver and nothing else matters……

This one stands best alone....

gafferland:  Gisele would do me If I was Tom Brady

After the TD we get......

SJS_illini:  Knox to Gruden: "What’s my name now, biatch?!_"

Hey, hey, hey!  We’re not going to win him over with any attack (albeit funny) like this...

Robert Rence:  totally separate note I hope TCU embarrases U of WI. Where’s my BCS playoffs?

 

SJS_illini:  The same place as the Vikes' playoff hopes this year. Nonexistent.

 

Robert Rence:  way to twist the knife.

After THE HIT....

RexysMidnightRider:  Favrey felt a Wooton My NEW favorite Dr Seuss book

Because I love it when a name can be used creatively....

Tfrabotta:  Let's go Belichek on their butt (edit) and run up the score

Because it’s funny from the opposite side too....

northernsails:  Yeah. THAT is why you dont lead with your head.

 

 

Maelvampyre:  that's not what she said

Pocket innuendo anyone (pun intended)....

Johnathan Thompson:  Taylor with his longest of the season

 

 

Maelvampyre:  oh my lord

For the reference and because I think the same thing every time I see Singletary...

Cosmis:  Whoa Aside from the white beard, Carl Eller looks like he could still play.

I like where you’re going here...

Gaak:  This Is Turning Into The Pats Game and this time we’re the Pats!

Isn’t this why any of us begin work out regimens to begin with....

iowaBear:  Just back from the gym The good news is that I burned 1000 calories on the treadmill watching the first half. The bad news is that I’m going to drink that much in beer over the next hour to celebrate this performance. Oh wait, maybe that’s good news too.

When people began wondering if Gruden could give anything other than lip-service to Jay we get....

Bears_Cubs Bulls:  he is contractually only allowed to stroke Favre

With a great holiday theme....

Joe Banks:  Everytime Forte runs for a first down, an angels gets it's wings!

For the love of all that is squirrel....

Johnathan Thompson:  Jay Cutler, throwin the money right there Flippin’(edit) dolla’ bills

 

Tfrabotta:  Squirrels partying outside!!

Hey they beat my Iowa Hawkeyes so way to return the twist of the dagger...

Robert Rence:  bah... Just because the Vikes are playing at the U of M stadium doesn’t mean they need to play like the Gophers.

For a tremendous "True Dat"....

Cosmis:  Jon Gruden- "That ball came out of Cutler’s so hand I didn’t even see it!"

This man is paid large amounts of money to speak on live television. There is no hope for this world.

Just cuz its a clever cheekymonkey sighting....

David Taylor:  I guess Jay's got his night time diabeetus in check tonight.

Sex Panther?  I think so...

Jacob Hayes:  Rashied Davis...60% of the time, he catches the ball every time.  Bear Down Droppapotamus, for tonight we dine like kings, and you sir are a hero among men.  

Then he spoke a boon....

Jacob Hayes:  Diana has put away her bosom...Apollo has lifted his skirt, and Ditka has displayed his mighty mustache. Our playoff berth has been launched. And…I’m spent.

Because he’s always clever enough to slip at least one in here....

Kev H:  Hey Remember when the Bears. Had the greatest returner ever? Hint—it’s right now.

After a fine fumble we get this conversation...

Robert Rence:  oh come on... Have him talk to AP about holding on to the ball.

 

Maelvampyre:  or to brett favre about holding on to his

 

 

SJS_illini:  Whoa, hey now. He holds on to them, he just sends pics out.

When speaking of the ever lasting, impending Brett Favre suspension....

ed_brown:  they will give him a 6 game suspension the week after he retires for real

Ok, he’s annoying, but really people?.....

Fridge72:  God,  Please make John Gruden shut-up. 

 

 

iowaBear:  I'm not sure even God can do that. Earth in seven days? Sure.

For one more sample of the reach of WCG (hallowed by thy name)....

Bear Fan in Germany:  It’s 5:15 in the morning here in Germany and there’s not a damn thing I’d rather be doing than this, drinking a sweet German dark beer and watching the Beers (Bears) destroy the Viqueens!

 

Mathias-K:  Cheers  From Denmark

Approaching the end we get this clever quip...

Bears-Cubs Bulls:  The Fat Lady is pulling up in her limo

Can I get an AMEN?.....

iowaBear:  The beer tastes so much better When you score FORTY Flippin’ (edit) POINTS on the Vikings!

With more media conspiracy theory.....

Khalid El-Amin:  Headline on ESPN tomorrow...Green Bay lets Bears win division in order to get superior wildcard seed!!!

Better left with no context what-so-ever....

Theotherdane:  I'm out of vomit.  Time for more to drink

The capper....

Maelvampyre:  good night all come with me wanda, mi esclave time for amor!

And now for your Academy Awards section selected this week by Natural Selection.  I put all the comments into a similar environment and these comments culled and dominated the other comments....

Best Favre/media love comment of the night...

RexysMidnightRider:  "When I think of Brett Favre, I think of a football player..."  Thanks Jaws. All this time I had no idea he played football. I just thought he was a hick who sold jeans.

For the best (there we’re many 2nd places here) comment after the Hester record...

Dils:  Peter King??? You stupid

For best suggestion of the night....

Johnathon Thompson:  Frickin’(edit) Viking horn I want to shove it up Favre’s nose (edit)

Joe Banks:  How do you think they blow on it?

Best use of the holiday theme Bear’s style....

gafferland:  All I want for Christmas is Favre's two front teeth

For best job putting things into perspective we get....

SJS_illini: I like these TD things. What are they again? They’ve been rare over these many years…

When discussing Favre’s future we get this best call of the night not requiring editing...

Maelvampyre:  he'll have more time to photograph his penis

Best anti-Viking commentary and if you’ve been "there" you get this...

Tfrabotta:  Come on and blow that freaking (edit) horn now!!!

Just enjoy this for whatever reasons you should choose, but it is the post(s) of the night hands down (no pun intended)....

SJS_illini:  They are FAST on that whistle tonight.Too bad for Favre they didn’t blow faster. Yes, take it both ways if you want.

ed_brown:  because it's stuck to their lips

 

Maelvampyre:  not gonna touch that one

 

SJS_illini:  This from the guy who tells us all about his Wanda-conquesting?

 

Maelvampyre:  we all have to draw the lines of propriety somewhere my friend

 

SJS_illini:  My line told me to flag my own post. I said forget (edit) you line.

Maelvampyre:  i've flagged my own post enough times that’s why i got Wanda

That's them for this week and the winners are.... Maelvampyre, Dils, Bret Favre's wranglers, SJS_illini, Devin Hesters shoes, RexysMidnightRider, and anyone and everyone who took part in the in game thread!!  But most especially you NFC North Champion Chicago Bears!!!  (God that feels good).  Next week I'll be at the game.  Look for me in the stands, I'll be the guy in the Bears jersey. But feel free to bring your "A" game in my absence and I'll be sure to enjoy the comments after the game and who knows, those comments may even wind up here next Tuesday!