OSS: The WCG Christmas Card
by David Taylor on Dec 22, 2010 3:00 PM CST
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Note: Adam and Jacob couldn't make it for the picture, but wanted to wish everyone the happiest of holidays.
Do you have a fun and creative idea for a Bears-related photoshop? If so, send it to me by email or twitter. If it passes WCG's 34-step approval process, I'll see what I can come up with (and give you full credit for it).
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Could you guys be bigger nerds?
Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. - David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
Confusing, isn't it.
That’s the only pic the witness relocation people will let me post.
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
by Just Dave on Dec 22, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That is hilarious
I was thinking the same thing!!
"Better lucky than Good", but we are good! We really are..
Kev has haunting eyes...
It’s like he’s looking into my soul.
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 22, 2010 3:24 PM CST reply actions
Deebo-like...
That “I’m going to beat you up and steal your hair gel” look.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
Smudgers is a lil' baby tree
and you’re like “Get in ma’ belly!”.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
Les I'm not gonna lie
but you scare me a little. That is one tough as pic. Not as tough as Ditka, but tough.
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
by Ditkavsworld on Dec 23, 2010 7:25 AM CST up reply actions
Really???
I was going for “Christmas cheer”…
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 23, 2010 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
Nee...
Nee…nee…nee…nee….
“and you mother smells of elderberries!”
I'd prefer not to have Lovie return...Unless we win the SB baby!!!!
"There's a fine line between stupid, and clever!"
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." Leslie Nielson 1926-2010
No sir. Your mother was a hampster.
’Tis your father that smells of elderberries.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...
a herring!!!
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
DISTURBING...
"Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking." - Jim McMahon
This picture confirms my suspicions...
You are all residents at Cook County and these were your cut and pasted mugshots (except HoneyBear, you cut and pasted some girl’s picture from the internet).
You run this site from the designated computer area and that is why you are always online, you have nothing but free time and the guards grant you extra computer time as long as you put on fake Superfan skits.
Based on the photos, some of you are murderers, theres at least one drug dealer and definately a couple of transfers from the looney bin.
But, keep up the great writing and remember, only Ditka can save your souls now.
Merry Christmas
by I Have Bearsititis on Dec 22, 2010 3:54 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
How did you know? :P
Based on the photos, some of you are murderers
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Editor for WindyCityGridiron.com
by Ashley Czuba on Dec 22, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
oh yeah...
I knew it was you!
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 22, 2010 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Thank God for Honey bear
She helps the picture get to somewhat normal..
"Better lucky than Good", but we are good! We really are..
Yeah she's the best looking one of the bunch!
Although, Kev’s kind of a looker himself. Lol
"I feel like the pieces are in place. But we have to execute...It's about execution. You have to execute. You have to have a scheme that facilitates the strengths of your players. If it doesn't, then it's a bad scheme. It's that simple. So we feel real good about the parts in place on offense."
"We feel very good about this football team. We felt very good about our football teams in the past and it's no different. You've got to go out there and you've got to do it."
-Jerry Angelo, Aug. 2, 2010
by Sam Householder on Dec 24, 2010 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Dude.
I know you facebook stalk me all the time.
If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?
Writer at windycitygridiron.com {-/-} http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
Wow...
This convo just got really weird… well.. not “just”… but yeah.. :P
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Editor for WindyCityGridiron.com
by Ashley Czuba on Dec 25, 2010 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
My bad on this one
I intended to make an appearance, but just kept putting it off.
Now, I have to live with not being immortalized in a OSS.
Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!
I'm sure David can make you your own....
Somebody has to be Santa!
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
by Ditkavsworld on Dec 23, 2010 7:26 AM CST up reply actions
By the way..
are they walking through the woods on their way to Mordor???
"Better lucky than Good", but we are good! We really are..
Kepp up the good work...
Happy Holidays and all the best. Super Bowl in 2011!!!!!!
I'd prefer not to have Lovie return...Unless we win the SB baby!!!!
"There's a fine line between stupid, and clever!"
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." Leslie Nielson 1926-2010
Same to all of you!
Especially, Honey – bear, Rarrrrr! LOL!
Um...
Not sure what you’re going for here, but let’s pump the brakes. :) haha
"I feel like the pieces are in place. But we have to execute...It's about execution. You have to execute. You have to have a scheme that facilitates the strengths of your players. If it doesn't, then it's a bad scheme. It's that simple. So we feel real good about the parts in place on offense."
"We feel very good about this football team. We felt very good about our football teams in the past and it's no different. You've got to go out there and you've got to do it."
-Jerry Angelo, Aug. 2, 2010
by Sam Householder on Dec 24, 2010 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
Haha
I love this. I like being a little tree! :] LOL Glad we could all get together and take this pic! :P
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Editor for WindyCityGridiron.com
Green and yellow? Really?
"You win because of the quarterback. We have to get that position stabilized. We're fixated on that." -- Jerry Angelo (12.30.2008)
Jerry Angelo trades for Jay Cutler! (4.2.2009)
by SackMan on Dec 22, 2010 8:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Lester
What exactly were you doing when that picture was taken? It seems like you were finishing up praying or something. Or maybe you were on a beach soaking up the rays. I’m confused….
Kev- you look like a tougher, meaner, and funnier Ben Affleck.
"He's a great candidate," Ryan said. "If I hadn't made him drop in coverage so often on running backs, he might be the all-time sack leader. They call it zone blitzing nowadays. We called it, 'Richard, pick him up.'" - Buddy Ryan on Richard Dent's HOF chances.
I think I was riding the train
going home after work, and just snapped a pic with the cell phone… that’s my happy face
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 23, 2010 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
Shaman maybe?
You’re really smart! :)
I get it, it was your when the hell am I going to be home face.
"He's a great candidate," Ryan said. "If I hadn't made him drop in coverage so often on running backs, he might be the all-time sack leader. They call it zone blitzing nowadays. We called it, 'Richard, pick him up.'" - Buddy Ryan on Richard Dent's HOF chances.
I look like Casey Affleck?
If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?
Writer at windycitygridiron.com {-/-} http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
at first glance
you all look like klansmen wearing your st patricks day robes
:o)
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
Kev i think i have seen your pictures somewhere before
FOUND THEM you really look like a cutler to me
Guns dont kill people. Brian Urlacher kills people.
He does look like Cutler!
At first glance Les reminded me of Sollah from Indiana Jones.
by boondock_saint812 on Dec 23, 2010 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
Asps...
very dangerous, you go first.
"He's a great candidate," Ryan said. "If I hadn't made him drop in coverage so often on running backs, he might be the all-time sack leader. They call it zone blitzing nowadays. We called it, 'Richard, pick him up.'" - Buddy Ryan on Richard Dent's HOF chances.
I agree
a mix of Jay and Ben Affleck.
by Dominique Blanton on Dec 23, 2010 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Dane looks like he is in a mug shot!
"Welcome to the place where I lazily threaten people and then everyone laughs."
- Kev H
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