The Bears Den: December 23, 2010
by Dane Noble on Dec 23, 2010 7:37 AM CST
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...where we don't give a damn about Rex Ryan's personal life. Happy Festivus!
Rex Ryan says Devin Hester is ridiculous; does not plan on kicking to him.
Three Bears wind up being first in fan voting for Pro Bowl consideration.
David Haugh says that the McCaskeys are proof you can buy a winner.
Brad Biggs talks about the adjustments of Martz and Marinelli this season.
Jets QB Mark Sanchez has slight tear in throwing shoulder, but will play.
John 'Moon' Mullin says that Mike Martz would be open to being a HC again.
Moon also talks about the Buddy Ryan Coaching Tree.
Brian Mitchell calls in to CSNChicago and talks about Devin Hester.
Neil Hayes focuses on some of Cutler's critics, and Kreutz even speaks up.
Sean Jensen has a feature on the former Bears ball boys that grew up to be coaches.
Kvin Seifert's stock Watch has a couple of positives about the Bears.
Vikings punter Klewe was getting booed for kicking so many out of bounds.
The always thorough Team Report, courtesy of USA Today.
Not Bears-related, but awesome: Letters exchanged from 1974 between a fan and the Browns.
Andy Reid heaps praise upon Brad Childress, and says he'd welcome him back with open arms.
Featured article: Andrew Brandt talks about the enhanced 18-game NFL season.
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"The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe…I lost my train of thought."
I know you're curious Joseph, you're at that age, and you often forget to delete your internet history.
a classic! :o)
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
"where we don't give a damn about Rex Ryan's personal life. "
who among us doesn’t have a fetish or two, right wanda?
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
But it's funny to laugh at the epic stupidity of the Ryan's.
It’s not personal when you post videos on YouTube for everyone to watch.
by Mike Mueller on Dec 23, 2010 9:03 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i totally agree, chuckling as i posted above
mrs ryan must have some bodacious feet
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
by Maelvampyre on Dec 23, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
exactly Mike
People and Ryan himself keep saying “it’s a personal matter” well then, don’t ummmmmm POST IT ON THE INTERNET.
I know you're curious Joseph, you're at that age, and you often forget to delete your internet history.
No, not at all
but you can avoid it all together by, not posting “personal” type videos on a site any person on earth with an internet connection can access.
I know you're curious Joseph, you're at that age, and you often forget to delete your internet history.
no one is "obligated" to talk about anything until put to torture
however, it does become public domain and can be chatted about ad nauseum
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
by Maelvampyre on Dec 23, 2010 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
and it’s a lot of fun to make jokes, puns, and innuendos at the expense of the coach our team is about to play on Sunday.
by Mike Mueller on Dec 23, 2010 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
I like his little grin during the presser...
like he was a little embarassed and thought it was a little funny.
I give the guy credit for being attracted to his wife.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
Why?
Is his wife a real dog? Woof!
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
if she were
…then her toes would smell like corn chips.
ok enough of that. i just made myself nauseous.
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
Wow, Sanchez Is Hurt?
The football gods are smiling down on us again.
I’m convinced we are this year’s Cinderella team.
cinderella?
i was thinking something more like hulk or spiderman
cinderella doesnt really suit the bears/monsters of the midway personality
he is still going to play
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank
Does it really matter?
Sanchez is the 28th rated QB and far from a world beater. The Bears must shut down the run…Period…and then make Sanchez show how good he is. Bears D must dirty up the Sanchez.
"Da Coach could part Lake Michigan by touching it with his big toe. The sod at Soldier Field could be repaired by simply planting a Ditka hair" - Chuck Norris
So the Bears need a Dirty Sanchez to win?
by Steven Schweickert on Dec 23, 2010 9:06 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I wanted to go there, but I didn't want to go there
but I did anyway
"Da Coach could part Lake Michigan by touching it with his big toe. The sod at Soldier Field could be repaired by simply planting a Ditka hair" - Chuck Norris
i knew you would go there my friend
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
by Maelvampyre on Dec 23, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
my band has a song called Dirty Sanchez
I know you're curious Joseph, you're at that age, and you often forget to delete your internet history.
by jimribs on Dec 23, 2010 10:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
very cool jimribs!
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
by Maelvampyre on Dec 23, 2010 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
That was fun. I just sat through all 7:48.
Which one are you? The guy with the electric beard? Everybody in E. Ready, set, go!
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
Thanks fellasI'm the short bass guy
that’s actually the old band, fond memories though haha. Good call on the E key Spleensplitter, that’s exactly what that medley is.
I know you're curious Joseph, you're at that age, and you often forget to delete your internet history.
Our "old bands" were always the best ones. lol
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
I always wanted to be in a band
but it’s hard making the cool “guitar face” while playing the French Horn
"Da Coach could part Lake Michigan by touching it with his big toe. The sod at Soldier Field could be repaired by simply planting a Ditka hair" - Chuck Norris
by The_Phoenix on Dec 23, 2010 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Think "Ian Anderson" of Jethro Tull.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
The_Phoenix
doubtless true, however, the phallic symbol value of the french horn is substantially higher than that of an electric guitar when used appropriately. freud himself would agree.
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
by Maelvampyre on Dec 23, 2010 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
I never thought about it that way
nor do I ever want to think about it like that again…the french horn as a phallic symbol. It gives me an icky feeling….like someone just took pictures of my feet and posted them on the internet….and it was the head coach of the Jets….and the thought of Devin Hester running for a touchdown after catching a punt titillated that coach…the shoes, all he can see are the shoes running away.
Rex is gonna punt to Hester just to see his feet (had to bring this full circle)
"Da Coach could part Lake Michigan by touching it with his big toe. The sod at Soldier Field could be repaired by simply planting a Ditka hair" - Chuck Norris
by The_Phoenix on Dec 23, 2010 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
If you are french is it just "the horn"?
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
it's called a "freedom horn" nowadays
The_Phoenix – i daresay that at least some of the players in the locker room are wondering what ryan is thinking as they pad around in bare feet after their showers.
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
reminds me of some very early Grateful Dead
a little more feedback come harder licks by pigpen could be epic
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank
Reminded me of a Moe. song "Meat"
The Dead certainly had a different kinda edge to them, when Pigpen was around.
Not any cocktail I'd want to drink.
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 23, 2010 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
now this made me laugh so hard i spewed on my monitor
good one wilt
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
by Maelvampyre on Dec 23, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
good one dane
every once in a while! :o)
naw, i don’t have a fetish in that area and i am sure you don’t either, right?
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
Classic!
BB has become my favorite Chicago Sports writer
"Da Coach could part Lake Michigan by touching it with his big toe. The sod at Soldier Field could be repaired by simply planting a Ditka hair" - Chuck Norris
Hahahaha
The Cleveland Browns letter is certainly going to be pinned on my favorites tab. Wouldn’t the world be a better place if we could just cut all this insincere censored garbage today and be able to write what is truly on our mind?
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
Everybody says Ryan is a tough guy???
Rex Ryan says Devin Hester is ridiculous; does not plan on kicking to him.
…Chicken!!!!
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Dec 23, 2010 9:11 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
If I were Hester...
Well first of all I’d be a lot more popular…
Secondly, I would contact Ryan and say for every punt/ko I return for a td I will let you touch the feet of a Chicago Bliss player…
And we would win 154-0 because Ryan instruct the Jets to punt the ball back to the Bears on 1st down on all of their possessions.
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Dec 23, 2010 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
I double dog dare you!
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Maybe if we...
Triple Dog Dare them…
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Dec 23, 2010 11:04 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
beautiful
thanks for playing along…
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Do I win a Major Prize?
You know something maybe like a leg lamp…
“Fra-Gi-Le…it must be Italian”
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Dec 23, 2010 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
the jelly of the month
But, of course, that’s another story.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
that is the gift that keeps on giving...
But let’s stick with one movie at a time :-)
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Dec 23, 2010 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Why both are classics and combined
They may equal the greatest Christmas movie ever. Well I gotta run Higbys is closeing soon.
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
by Ditkavsworld on Dec 23, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
I say
his ego is too big to not punt to him a single time in the game.
I’d be willing to bet that there will be a point, late in the game, after multiple kicks out of bounds, when Rex Ryan needs a momentum shift, he’ll try to sneak one by Hester and end up paying for it
by Bearly Intimidated on Dec 23, 2010 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Buying a winner.
Yes, Julius Peppers made this team instantly better on defense. It’s just a shame that we’ve drafted 13 defensive lineman since 2002, and finally had to throw money at Peppers to find the player they’ve been trying to draft.
The Bears are “buying a winner.” They’re fixing years of horrible draft mistakes with a bag of money.
"You win because of the quarterback. We have to get that position stabilized. We're fixated on that." -- Jerry Angelo (12.30.2008)
Jerry Angelo trades for Jay Cutler! (4.2.2009)
DeBartolo did it for years pre-salary cap era with the 9ers in the 80's.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
How many drops do you predict the overrated Jets recievers to have this week?
Adrian Pedestrian!! Now that's funny Mr. Bayless...
Their will be a lot of aligator arms on Sunday
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 23, 2010 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Here's to hoping no Bear goes to the Pro Bowl
I’d rather see them in the other Bowl…
The Pro Bowl...
I believe is still played the week before the Super Bowl. So if they go to the Super Bowl…no Pro Bowl.
by Digs D-League on Dec 24, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
It is
And honestly that was a real bad move on the NFL’s part.
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Dec 24, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
For the article about everyone and their mother hating on Cutler...
Why is it when Manning or Rivers or Favre throw the exact same stats as Cutler did on Monday do they get praised for leading their team. It just amazes me the media biases for certain QB’s.
by I Have Bearsititis on Dec 23, 2010 10:56 AM CST reply actions
No doubt.
Fav-ruh has some bad mechanics as well and has long been praised for his gritty, gun slinger mentallity. And for Jay? Negatives. I’d suppose it has to do with Cutler’s “likeability” in the media’s eyes.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Most of them simply hate on him because he is on the Bears
Apparently the media hates us because we are just that awsome
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Dec 23, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
she probably has hobbit feet
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
But does Wanda have
pretty feet…..
I want history to erase his every achievement.....I want him to feel the disgust in the bronco fans eyes when they look on him in shame....
- Jay Cutler on josh mcdaniels firing
by CloudyFuture on Dec 23, 2010 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
hell yeah and rex ryan has been hitting on her since the Bears bye week
"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official." - Francis Wolcott
the story about kluwe
being booed on his home turf makes me appreciate #4 all that much more. not only is he an oustanding directional punter, but he rarely booboos a punt. not to mention the complete lack of off-field stupidity unlike the viking punter.
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