The Chicago Bears Win and I was There!! Your B-E-S-T! Best! Best! Best of the in game thread!

Well it had its ups and downs but it all worked out in the end.  The Bears win a big game at home and next week's matchup is setting up to be a classic.  Jay Cutler looked like a stud and I'm reasonably sure that if the Jets just kick the ball out of bounds on every kickoff we'd have lost field position.  Hester just played that good.  And Rex Ryan just coached that bad.  But enough of my crap.  Let's get to your crap as we look at the best of your in game comments with a small academy awards section at the end for entertainment purposes only.  No gambling please....

What was the special message Kev H hid for us?  The world may never know.....  Now, that being said, we have this one that hit me hard seeing how I was at a hotel with wife and children looking forward to nothing more than settling down for an evening of....

Robert Rence:  Hope no one wanted to watch Sunday night football  Since that’s been pushed to Tuesday.  I can honestly say I hate this season.

 

Damn.  I knew I was forgetting something.....

the hellbilly:  No 1st quarter open thread? Someone sleeping late today?

 

Nice.  F-E-E-T Jets, Jets, Jets!!!

RexysMidnightRider:  Rex Ryan checks all of the cleets pregame... that guy has serious attention to detail

 

Because haven’t we all been there?.....

Arbusto:  Three engantic meals later...…I’m back.….my shirts don’t fit….my pants don’t fit.…and my toilet’s no longer working.

 

Johnathan Thompson:  Sounds like a night with Wanda

 

Robert Rence:  See, this is just reinforcing my decision to not come watch the Lions/Bears game with you earlier in the season.

 

Then we have this little conversation....

Cubfansince1957:  Rex Grossman QB'ing a team to a lead (i.e., the Skins).

For those of you interested in dictionary definitions, that is an "Oxymoron".

 

CloudyFuture:  But whats kyle orton doing? ……

 

Cubsfansince1957:  Getting splinters in his butt.

 

T-Train:  I here McNugget is offering to tweeze those. He's got nothing better to do.

 

Because he’s slowly coming around and now thinking he even looks sharp in orange...

Robert Rence:  You know...If the Vikes would’ve made it, I would’ve been eligible for Super Bowl tickets last year.  I’m gonna go drink myself to sleep now.

 

Only because it was later clarified as a typo but I love the reply.....

Dils:  Sorry but Tommie is plating his butt off

 

Maelvampyre:  thankful for metallurgy

 

Subtle intro to a new thread, yet the message can be deciphered by the reader if they take the time to read it slowly....

Kev H:  Hey idiots The 2nd quarter started.

 

Because I had similar thoughts when watching the LT touch down.....

the hellbilly:  Nice Just let that jerkoff waltz int the end zone. Good job, D. Way to choke on a fat… nevermind.

 

Again.  Couldn’t have said it better myself...

Claudio Oliveira:  Marinelli need to have a talk to our D... a foot to buttocks (edit) kind of talk..

 

RexysMidnightRider:  Rex Ryan would love to play the part of the rectum (edit)

 

Awkward yet...

Gaak:  Lovie Needs His Secret Weapon To Defeat Rex  They should show his feet on the jumbotron in Soldier Field

 

Juperee:  But at what cost??!

 

Allie:  you can live without a few toes

 

This is precisely why I count on you to pick up the slack....

the hellbilly:  Anyone guilty of a false start should be kicked repeatedly in the scrotal area (edit). Repeatedly.

 

Maelvampyre:  but not so hard as to put them on IR

 

Gaak:  We Won't Have An O-line Then

 

This is simply dripping in sarcasm and....

RexysMidnightRider:  Chester Taylor was a pretty good pickup this offseason

 

DieHardBearsCubs:  Trent Dilfer just ejaculated (edit) in his pants.

 

Ummm... Well..... I got nothing....

T-Train:  Penetrate me (edit) with Ryan's foot!!!!!!

 

Interstranging....

Allie:  just me or does rex look a LOT like ron white?

 

the hellbilly:  tater salad for sure

 

Joe Banks:  Just substitute Toes for the Cigar...

 

I felt the same way and I was at the game....

Bear Fan in  Germany:  no matter how much I scream at the tv it isn't helping. I'm tapped.

 

We had a commercial theme going until this misplaced quip, so huh?....

Bear Fan in Germany:  What's in your wallet? Besides a list of hot, skanky chicks with no morals?

 

 He knows when you’re awake... so you’d better be ironic for irony’s sake...

PatientBear:  Bears being dominated on both sides Bears can’t stop anything, and can’t move the ball. Martz and Marinelli need to figure something out if Bears are to win.

 

Gafferland:  Your Screen name is ironic

 

I can just hear it....

Juperee:  My husband just made "Fa-aa-aa-aa-rt" (edit) into a four syllable word. Impressive.

 

Because she just about broke every, well just because and no context for the "voice of reason" .....

Allie: that would've been okay could’ve reversed field position that way, even with 2 points given up. hot as hell sanchez on a maynard short (edit) punt? (edit) me running

 

For overall greatness....

Joe Banks:  Suggestion:  Perhaps the Bears secondary can pose for a picture next to the wide open receiver before Sanchez throws it.

 

Gaak:  We're Doomed!!! Doo Didley Doomed!!

 

Sacasticallity....

Cubfansince1957:  Boy, the Jets look like they actually scouted the Bears before the game! Take note, Lovie.

 

Who’s this "we" and what are "you" saying?.....

Allie:  still early and still in this if we can stop tripping over our own penises.

 

I hate to beat a dead horse but...WRONG!!!...

Tfrabotta:  Glad I didn't go to the game now

 

Love it (needs an explanation/literary reference) yet....

Allie:  i hate dungy smug skeletons drive me insane

 

Bear Fan in Germany:  Hey, at least we're healthy; we're only playing like broke-male member (edit) grandmas.

 

I like it....

Gaak:  This Is All Rex's Fault!  both of them…

 

Don’t let me down brother I counted on you to pull through and it’s still the 1st half... 

the hellbilly:  I'm gonna flip it over to Nickelodeon soon

Juperee:  I'm starting to suspect that Lovie just signed a contract extension.

 

I missed this one but, wow, nice description...

Cosmis:  Wow Forte is an idiot. He juked left, juked right and then ran straight ahead into the defender anyway.

 

In response to a response by TRULY bad throw by Cutty....

Allie:  just don't say anything about his mechanics you’ll get chased by pitchforks

 

ed_brown:  the pitchfork crowd needs lovin too.

 

Commercials/marketing comments rarely make me grin yet...

Joe Banks:  Now, Extenze for the Defense! Time to stiffen up

 

After the second Qt thread ended we get this parting shot....

Cosmis....DMS is still a serious disease, Danieal. Just drop down immediately.

 

Hyperbole much.....?

LostinSTL:  The WRs couldn't separate themselves from a wet paper bag... if they used a blow torch and a chainsaw!

 

RexysMidnightRider:  OJ isn't such a bad guy except for that double murder…

 

Allie:  Other than that, Mrs Lincoln how was the play?

 

Half time adjustments anyone....

LostinSTL:  Too bad the defense... cannot adjust to sucking anus (edit)!

 

That’s where they get that footage on animal planet....

Chitownproduct:  Jay needs to relax on the pick 6's Cause everytime he does it, God makes a Shark eat a baby seal.

 

ed_brown:  can we sign one of those sharks for our D

 

I kept screaming at them that there was a game going on, maybe I should have said something more like this.... testy aren’t we....

Allie:  dear defensive line: now would be a good time to have the eggnog and warm and fuzzies from yesterday wear off. please go put someone in green on their bottom (edit).  at least briggs listens the rest of you can bite me

 

You have to love the holidays...

Allie:  i spent the morning trying to get my mom’s new computer to acknowledge our wireless router.

 

This sums up my Hester love nicely...

Tfrabotta:  Desean Jackson kneel before your masta!!!

 

I know the Hester TD was impressive but, Well.....Ummmm.... 

Allie:  holy. feces (edit). on. a cracker. can’t believe it looked that easy.

 

Johnathan Thompson:  I'd eat it

 

Allie:  taking communion to a bizarre level?

 

Just 'cause....

Fire Ron Turner:  our defense is on vacation.

 

RexysMidnightRider:  your screen name is outdated

 

ed_brown:  you can never fire Ron Turner too many times

 

Gross yet descriptive...

RexysMidnightRider:  Dirty Sanchez is dropping a big Cleveland steamer right on top of our D  something something rusty trombone

 

Because this is bizarre and because it’s Allie and because I believe she’s legally blind the last comment might be the best one...

Allie:  i take 4 seconds to run down the hall to the potty and we score again. who scored? how?

 

SexysMidnightRider:  If that time is accurate you’re the fastest woman pee-er on the plan

 

Allie:  i could be a ref

 

Clever, borderline, yet clever, unedited for accuracy, sort of...

RexysMidnightRider:  Is it just me or does anyone else think Allie looks like a bitch in her picture?

 

Nifty little comeback....

RexysMidnightRider:  Jennings again he really does look good

 

Bear Fan in Germany:  I think he used that Spa gift certificate I sent him for Christmas.

 

Since it was requested by Cubfansince1957 and because it merits it....

Bear Fan in Germany:  I still can't believe that AFN is broadcasting the Bears game here. That's two weeks in a row. I'm so happy that I may take the dishes out of the sink before I pee in it.

 

Again with a nice holiday theme...

RexysMidnightRider:  A new version of "It's a Wonderful Life" Chester Taylor wants to quit the Bears because he thought they’d be better off without him. He’s visited by an angel that shows him that he is indeed correct, they would be.

 

Children.  You have to love how easily and quickly they become corrupted...

Bear Fan in Germany:  I know I'm raising my oldest daugher right as she is sitting right next to me watching this game and promising not to tell Mom any of the naughty words that occassionaly escape me.

 

Because it wouldn’t be a game thread without a Tillman comment...

DocPepper:  Tillman is like Luol Deng I cannot flippin’ (edit) stand him….until he does something good, then I absolutely love him

 

After Graham made a great stop we had an internet watcher want to know what happened and I love this answer....

VegasCubFan:  he tackled Cromartie then found a cure for male pattern baldness

 

Continuing with a theme....

Joe Banks:  The Extenze Defense is kicking in!

 

VegasCubFan:  because the time is right

 

Interstranging....

Joe Banks:  Fuuuu dge

 

VegasCubFan:  only I didn't say fudge, I said the mother of all swear words

 

touchdown bears:  the F – - – word

 

Do you gentlemen actually let your wives read the game thread?.....

Bear Fan in Germany:  Chris Harris, I offer you my wife.

 

ed_brown:  got a brand new one of his own :o)

 

touchdown bears:  You gotta like that new wife smell

 

Because we need a mandatory Dilfer reference....

EmmCeee:  That was nice!! Wonder what excuse Dilfer is gonna use this week!

 

Bear Fan in Germany:  I'm sure it will have something to do with: luck, footwork, weather, and mutated clown midgets.

 

And now your Academy Awards selections.  This weeks picks were selected by a panel of Ditka look alikes dressed like Elvis while hosting a pre New Years Eve party....

 

Best Chuck Norris reference in a while....

VegasCubFan:  bet you didn't know this Ditka lights his cigars by rubbing Chuck Norris’ legs together

 

Best Reply to Self??.....

RexysMidnightRider:  It's never ugly when it scores

RexysMidnightRider:  says the girl with self-esteem issues

 

Best sarcastic comment of the game thread....

RexysMidnightRider:  I can see why Taylor is in right now, he’s been pretty effective all season

 

Followed by...

 

T.Moore:  Im starting to hate Chester Taylor Is he sucking on purpose?Still working for the Vikes?

 

For the best WCG response to optimism....

Bears Core:  We're in the playoff!

 

Cosmis:  there's only one?

 

emdub:  We keep playing like this And yeah, just one.

 

Juperee:  Sadface.  :(

 

Best comeback of the thread.  The comment had me but then....

Bear Fan in Germany:  My God, I love Matt Forte in only the way that a straight, married, father of two can in a totally platonic, non-homosexual way can!

 

gafferland:  In other words ... Anal, but no kissing

 

Because he was all over in this thread we’ll call this his best of the night...

Gaak:  Screw It Go Deep!

 

Bear Fan in Germany:  When in doubt, think like a Porn Star. I like it!

 

That's them for this week Bears fans!  And the winners are....  Bear Fan in Germany, Chris Harris's hands, RexysMidnightRider, Rex Ryan, Allie (and her pic), VegasCubFan, everyone in section 117, anyone who took part in these threads and most of all our Chicago Bears!!  Join me next week as we take on the Pack in our bid for the 2nd seed.  Bear Down!!