Caption This - Maynard/Gould Edition
by Kev H on Feb 24, 2010 1:00 PM CST
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PrintWell everybody, let's take this Hump Day afternoon to do something fun. A caption game! I can't say there'll be prizes (because there won't be prizes), but tell you what, wreck the heck out of your favorites, and we'll give some sort of momentary bragging rights to whoever wins.
BUT THE DIFFICULTY FACTOR IS:
No mentioning a member of the coaching staff, past or present.
Also--let's try to not have a discussion on who, what, when, where, why we should draft XX or get free agent XX. This one is to put a smile on our faces.
My first contribution to the proceedings. "I'm not even kidding, dude. I totally tackled a guy this big once."
Make 'em laugh, kids.
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When I kick,
my leg goes up THIS high. Let’s see you beat that!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
"The longer you stay in this league, little grasshopper...
…the longer your socks get. When I retire, I estimate my socks will about…yay high."
by ClawsClawsClaws on Feb 24, 2010 1:39 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Enjoy your green...
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on Feb 24, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
I hear Ted Phillips is THIS tall!
And if you can catch him, he has to grant you a contract extension!
See that old blue-hair way over there in the stands?
- 4: That’s Virginia McCaskey, and she’s our new director of player personnel and chief scout.
- 9 : The devil, you say!
"I am not an animal!" - Merrick
Insubordination...
–adjective
1.
not submitting to authority; disobedient: an insubordinate soldier.
2.
not lower.
–noun
3.
a person who is insubordinate.
in·sub·or·di·nate·ly, adverb
in·sub·or·di·na·tion, noun
—Synonyms
1. refractory, defiant, insolent.
Knowing it’s wrong and doing it anyway! ;>P
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO FIRE LOVIE!
by LostInSTL on Feb 24, 2010 5:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So Brian Moorman ran this fake punt....
…and BAM! Enter, Sean Taylor…I swear he was this high!
by Eric Tate on Feb 24, 2010 2:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"So that statue
they’re making of me , you and Mannely is about this big…"
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson
"More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
"I once got lost at Hallas Hall & stumbled into McCaskey's office,
the stack of hundreds was this tall!"
No, fail.
He spelled it wrong the first time.
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. -Randal Graves
Writer at windycitygridiron.com -/-I http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
No, UnFail
1- Proper spelling wasn’t a rule, and
2- He failed himself for a coaching reference, but it was not a direct coaching reference violation.
Proper spelling is a general life rule.
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. -Randal Graves
Writer at windycitygridiron.com -/-I http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
Just because you personally value something in particular,
doesn’t mean you can hold other people to that value system.
Write that down.
I failed myself for the spelling error.
by Mike Mueller on Feb 24, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody asked you.
Especially since you are proving me wrong.
No, you were failing yourself for the Halas coaching reference. And that’s the end of it. Nothing more to see here…
lol
Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints - T-Train.
Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I am not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein.
by Timothy Hockemeyer on Feb 24, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
i believe
the winner should be tommite622
Once you get old like me you can take viagra, and your kicking leg gets THIS big
thats some funny stuff!!
I'd wear socks this high if I could
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.- Mike Ditka
by Hurricanes becoming Bears on Feb 24, 2010 2:29 PM CST reply actions
Sorry claws
didn’t mean to steal your thunder. First thing to pop in my head. I’ll read the comments first from now on.
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.- Mike Ditka
by Hurricanes becoming Bears on Feb 24, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
I hear the videoboard in Dallas is only this high off the ground.
I can’t wait until we play there this year…
by Dane Noble on Feb 24, 2010 2:33 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Epic denial.
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. -Randal Graves
Writer at windycitygridiron.com -/-I http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
Rec Begging...
Shame, shame.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Feb 25, 2010 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
-1 tsk tsk
Rule 105 WCG code- No Begging for Engreenination.
Price Check on aisle BOOM.
by Ditkavsworld on Feb 25, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
I may have to withdraw my original rec now.
I believe that would result in enwhiteiation. I’ll forego the obvious Republican jokes.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Feb 25, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to rec your comment for creation on enwhiteiation.
Price Check on aisle BOOM.
by Ditkavsworld on Feb 26, 2010 7:44 AM CST up reply actions
Maynard to Gould
“Hey Rob…just think how many field goals you could make if the crossbar was only this high?”
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
This Is BearsTap
“I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the team was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the field that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.”
but does it go to 11?
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Feb 24, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Caption Kids
And den I kicked it an it went weeeeeeeee baaannnggggg and outa bounds at da one!
by Dasradioistkaput on Feb 24, 2010 2:54 PM CST reply actions
Gould to Maynard
Gould: Dude, maybe if we stand together like this people will mistake us for Marcus Harrison (94) and we won’t get picked on.
Maynard: Yea! But we’d have to be this tall.
by BigT on Feb 24, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
LMAO! rec'd!
Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints - T-Train.
Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I am not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein.
by Timothy Hockemeyer on Feb 24, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
No Robbie, Eminem pumps his arm like this when he raps...
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
by ThorCo on Feb 24, 2010 3:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
If we stand side by side and were this tall
We’d be Marcus Harrison
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Fail...
…BigT said this already! Lol… 2 people above you!
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on Feb 24, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Shit I didn't see that, guess I scrolled too fast. My wrong lol
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
The sea was angry that day, my friends....
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out, and suddenly…the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot! As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, “Easy, big fella!” And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
"The country is full of good coaches. What it takes to win is a bunch of interested players." -Don Coryell, ex-San Diego Chargers Coach
by propheteer on Feb 24, 2010 4:22 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Maynard to Gould
“Dude I’m telling you, it really is this big!”
Maynard: Robbie, I'd like you to meet my wife.
Maynard’s hand: Hello Robbie! My husband has told me so much about you!
Gould: Dude..
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Feb 24, 2010 7:03 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Outstanding.
It works best when you read the second line in the fake wife voice and move your hand like a puppet.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Feb 24, 2010 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
I pictured this when I read that.
Price Check on aisle BOOM.
by Ditkavsworld on Feb 25, 2010 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
"Well Robbie, that was back when I played for the giants
and we had real receivers, you know big guys at least this high with great hands."
“Wait a minute Brad, TALL receivers? Hmmmm…”
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
Maynard: UNDER THE CROSSBAR!
Gould: Huh?
Maynard: I’m sorry Gouldie. Your kick went under the crossbar by THIS much, that’s no good.
Gould: Bullshit. Mark it 3, Dude.
Maynard: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next kick.
Gould: Bullshit, Maynard. Mark it 3, Dude.
Maynard: Gouldie, this is not a skills competition. This is football. There are rules.
Gould: Yeah but I wasn’t over. Gimme the board dude I’m marking it 3.
Maynard:…Gouldie, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
by Chi-City on Feb 24, 2010 7:14 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
rec'd regardless.
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
by ifuwannacrownem on Feb 24, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
"Yo, Robbie, if I walk around with my hand in the air like this then, maybe, no one will notice...
that you can totally see right through those shorts you’re wearing. Man, you have to stop going commando!"
Maynard: So a fastball from Bobby Jenks comes in this High right at my head
Gould: are you effing serious!
Maynard: Dead
Gould: I have a Bobby Jenks Jersey, I wonder if he knows who we are?
Maynard: I do not think he does. But anyways, this fastball comes in this High right at my head, I am so scared I do not know what to do, I close my eyes, and BANG I hit a 500 FT home run off him! Bobby was not Pleased!
Gould: Wow! you are Amazing! A kicker and a homerun hitter! Brad? what is the matter?
Maynard: Well, I just, wish this story were true.
Gould: WHAT?
Maynard: Well I just wanted someone to pay attention to me, so I came up with this brilliant story, I wanted to be cool for once.
Gould: Get away from me freak. Go back to talking to yourself.
-1
This isnt my post, but I think there should be an anti-whitesux rule.
by Lweb23 on Feb 24, 2010 9:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I probably could.
I won’t. For now. Make no mistake, though, I bleed blue.
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. -Randal Graves
Writer at windycitygridiron.com -/-I http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
by Kev H on Feb 26, 2010 8:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maynard: ...So there I was
holding Vasher’s keys away from him like this.
Gould: ‘laughs’
Maynard: And then I’m all like, “Let’s see if you can intercept this!” and punted his keys over the fence
Gould: Ahh man, I heard he fell over that fence and rolled down a big hill trying to get them. He end up alright?
Maynard: Why you think he only played 4 games in 07?
Gould: Damn.
by Chi-City on Feb 24, 2010 9:39 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
i had a dozen roses, a 12 inch...this high
And a pick up truck. Hubba hubba hey!
by Ryan21 on Feb 24, 2010 9:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ok rodney.
Do or do not there is not try-Master Yoda
by suckmyditka on Feb 25, 2010 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
RG- I can't believe I got beat up by a chick, but I swear to god she was this tall,
and she looked just like Dusty Dvoracek!!
BM- Dude, I keep telling you guys, you don’t go to bars around Lambeau. Maybe you’ll listen next time.
RG- I know, I know. The scary thing is that she was the hottest girl there. I thought for sure I was gonna end up slathered in mustard and boiled in cheap beer. I think I’ll just stay at the hotel next time like you said.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
Crap, reverse the names.
Got em backwards.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
Hey Robbie...
You ever noticed how Jerry Angelo looks like a big pez dispenser. He’d have to be this tall for that head to look normal.
Maynard - " Dude Ive had it up to here with you asking me how to execute the coffin kick."
"How sad, another victim of the Night Nurses from Jersey."
It disturbs me that
Robbie Gould didn’t even tie his shoes for practice.
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
Maynard – Hey Robbie, you used to be in construction right?
Gould – Uhh, yeah…
Maynard – Awesome. You know, my boys have been bugging me to build them a treehouse for a while now and I’ve got a whole bunch of work to do, you know with the punting and all, so maybe just make it about this tall. And don’t forget to shingle the roof. And a few flying buttresses would look great. And if you could have it done by next weekend that would be fantastic.
Maynard: Seriously, I saw it myself.
Robbie: No way I don’t believe you.
Maynard: It’s true you can ask Pat.
Robbie: I’m calling Shenannigans.
Maynard: I swear to Ditka… TIger had so many girls he had to stack them this high.
Price Check on aisle BOOM.
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