Photo-Caption Contest: What is Lovie Thinking?
by Dane Noble on Mar 29, 2010 3:56 PM CDT
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PrintIt's been a while since we've had a full-blown front page Caption Contest, but with not much going on from Bearsland today (despite it being Day 1 of offseason workouts), we thought it might be a good idea to throw one out there.
The assignment: Caption what Lovie Smith is thinking.
Difficulty: He was preparing an answer to this question: "What will you be doing in 2012?"
Wreck your favorite comments, and whoever gets the most votes will get to choose the pic for the next contest. Have fun!
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"Same thing I'm doing now:
Sitting on my ass ’till 5:00 rolls around."
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson
"More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
by Pete Dixon on Mar 29, 2010 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
“I wonder if I have enough coaching under my belt to get my ESPN analyst career started…”
by Roger_lederer on Mar 29, 2010 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Hiring John Cusack
to help me and my family escape the end of the world."
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Mar 29, 2010 4:04 PM CDT reply actions
"In 2012...
…I’ll be trying to convince Mike Martz to hire me as his defensive coordinator."
"Dick Butkus once tackled the Packers."
"Dick Butkus played all 11 defensive positions...at the same time."
"Dick Butkus once sacked a quarterback simply by looking at him."
by Sam Householder on Mar 29, 2010 4:08 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
"I hope Mike Martz isn't talking to the media today."
"You win because of the quarterback. We have to get that position stabilized. We're fixated on that." -- Jerry Angelo (12.30.2008)
Jerry Angelo trades for Jay Cutler! (4.2.2009)
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"I guess I'll have time...
to find out just how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop."
"I wonder if I can get my son hired at the next job I get..."
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
SB champion thinking man
“I’ll be emblazoned on the front steps of Soldier Field and Halas Hall in this very same pose.”
''I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy. I'm a prime rib and baked potato guy.'' - Sweet Lou
I think he's arguing with himself up there.... Like Good Lovie / Bad Lovie
Bad Lovie: “Tell them winning our 2nd Super Bowl and shut them fools up with a juicy sound bite”
Good Lovie: “No,no Dummy, Don’t listen to him, listen to me…. like you always do.. tell them you HOPE you’ll still be coaching the Bears!”
GO BEARS!!!!
“The only thing I’m focused on is our game at Detroit.”
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
by ifuwannacrownem on Mar 29, 2010 4:57 PM CDT reply actions
'In 2012 I'll finally
be moving Danieal Manning to the position I’ve always wanted him in…defensive tackle"
I'm always thinking...
But in 2012 I might be thinking harder.
Welcoming people to" Lovie's Land of Used Cars...
In a small town in Texas. The motto- "our cars get off the truck runnin. "
by Ryan21 on Mar 29, 2010 6:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
Very creative
It deserves a rec!
''I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy. I'm a prime rib and baked potato guy.'' - Sweet Lou
In 2012, I'll be going into politics.
I’m lobbying for a position in the Department of Homeland Security. I’ve got this great idea, it’s called the Cover-2 Defense…
Since I'm going to have so much free time in 2012
I plan on playing Madden 13…giving me the freedom to finally trade all my offensive players for Defensive Linemen
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
Interviewing former defensive linemen
For drive through jobs at oak park burger king.
by Papabear777 on Mar 29, 2010 7:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
"If I think hard enough
I can come up with a new position for Danieal Manning and Hester will become a legit number receiver."
"Dick Butkus once tackled the Packers."
"Dick Butkus played all 11 defensive positions...at the same time."
"Dick Butkus once sacked a quarterback simply by looking at him."
by Sam Householder on Mar 29, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
"Trying out more experiments!!!"
“For example, I’ve been thinking of starting Devin Hester at Free Safety and using Daniel Manning on offense since defense hasn’t really worked out for him.”
I'll be on Dancing With The Stars...
…and I know I can win!
"Do or do not... there is no try." - Yoda
Reporter: Lovie, what will you be doing in 2012?
Lovie: Beep Boop Beep RESPONSE: I hope by then to have perfected my work on the emotion chip I have been developing for myself for so long, so that Robot-Lovie may finally experience the Earth-Human emotion known as “Love”.
Well....
Rod’s specialty is really the line and not playcalling, I wonder if they’ll go for the “me calling the defensive plays” again.
"We've just got to be more disciplined. If we get out of our gaps and miss tackles, we're going to get gashed. That happened quite a bit." Brain Urlacher
Lovie's Inner monologue..
“I want chicken,
I want liver,
Meow-Mix Meow-Mix,
Please deliver.”
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Mar 29, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
i can play safety...
“Lovie is our safety, we’ll go from there. We still have 3 quarters of football so we are still in the playoff hunt. All we have to do is win out. And we’ll go from there. Mark Anderson looks really good in practice so we are gonna release Peppers to save some $ for Tommies extension after he comes off IR. "
by Ryan21 on Mar 29, 2010 11:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Lame attempt for kicks
“This is what is sounds like when the doves cry.”
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
"Squirrel..."
Adrian Pedestrian!! Now that's funny Mr. Bayless...
by Syndor on Mar 30, 2010 1:15 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
"Let's see...
…I have a Pro Bowler at quarterback, the best player in the free agent class, a Super Bowl appearance, and a job in the biggest uncontested market city in America, and I’m still under pressure to save my job this season.
How did I get into this mess in the first place?"
Damn.....that can't be the same Nate Vasher!?!?!?
I was sure he couldn’t play anymore……..on a totally unrelated subject, I wonder if I can score a free Big Mac now that Mark Anderson is working there.
What will you be doing in 2012?
I imagine I’ll be a big ticket motivational speaker. And I’ll take it from there…
"If I had just kept Jason McKie...."
Just call me Mr. 3000.
by Ditkavsworld on Mar 30, 2010 11:28 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
My plan to take over Windy City Gridiron is almost complete bwahahahahahahaha
L.A.----Where playing Like the Sparks is tolerated by a Hall of Fame coach.....
Paper or plastic? Hmmmmmm.......
paper or plastic……
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
Trade all draft picks in the forseeable future
for one new Running Back
Chuck Norris once met Dick Butkus and had a very odd feeling come over him. Chuck later realized it was fear
by BearNecessities on Mar 31, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually
It is what I was going for. A rather obscure reference to something brain damaged Evander Holyfield once said on a kids game show. Was just seeing if anyone would get it. I guess it’s super uber obscure.
That's the year I finally finish my courses
in Dusty Baker’s “How to protect your team’s biggest investments.”
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
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