The Chicago Bears' Oscars: 2011 Edition
As I sit here watching my wife's "Super Bowl", I decided to think toward next year (because I only saw 1 of the nominated movies and it was...meh). One year from now, what will the 2010 season look like? So, without further ado, the Chicago Bears Oscars: 2011 Edition.
The categories are Best Movie, Director, Screenplay, Actor, Supporting Actor, & Special Effects. And the winners are:
Special Effects:
Devin Hester, of course, for his renewed excellence on Special Teams. Hester moved from "#1 WR" to slot receiver and focused on being an all-world returner again after disappointing 2008 and 2009 seasons. In the 2010 season, Hester scored 5 return touchdowns during the season and also gave Chicago the best starting field position of any team in the NFL. He capped off his incredible 2010 season with a punt return for a touchdown in Chicago's 2nd Super Bowl victory. Other nominees included Robbie Gould and Tim Shaw.
Supporting Actor:
Chris Williams, the 3rd year tackle, started all 16 games at left tackle in 2010. He is the winner for Best Supporting Actor for the Bears. Overshadowed by bigger stars on the Bears, he was instrumental nonetheless in keeping Jay Cutler's jersey clean for most of the season. Cutler was only sacked 20 times, a huge improvement over the previous season. Chris Williams, the best of the Bears' offensive line, deserves a lot of the credit for that. His best outing occurred in the NFC Divisional Round Game, where he limited Jared Allen to no sacks, no tackles, and goaded him into an ejection after back-to-back unsportsmanlike conduct penalties. Allen was seen crying like a little school girl in the locker room after the game.
Screenplay:
The writer and architect of the Bears potent offense is Mike Martz. He's the obvious winner for Best Screenplay. All season long, the offense was always 2 steps ahead of the opposing defenses. Martz's game plans, in-game play-calling and adjustments set the Bears apart from every team in the league. Martz called plays for the league's #2 rated passing offense, and #1 scoring team, while working with pro-bowlers Devin Aromashodu & Jay Cutler.
Best Director:
A reluctant coach, who was not even sure he wanted the job last year, Rod Marinelli coordinated a surprising ferocious defense in 2010. His direction of this veteran group deserves this award. The Bears' defense, with pro-bowlers Brian Urlacher, Lance Briggs, Tommie Harris, OJ Atogwe, and Defensive Player of the Year Julius Peppers, was the #1 scoring defense in the NFL. They also led the NFL in turnovers & sacks. Peppers, in his 1st season with the Bears, had 16 sacks, 4 forced fumbles, & 1 interception during the season. He also had 1 fumble recovery returned for a touchdown in the Bears defeat of New Orleans in the NFC Championship Game. Marinelli was cited by every player for his tenacity, motivation, and inspiration.
Best Actor:
Jay Cutler followed his disappointing 2009 season with a blockbuster 2010 campaign. He threw for over 4,300 yards, 36 touchdowns, and only 13 interceptions. His stunning season was capped off with a 3 touchdown MVP performance in Super Bowl XLV.
Best Movie:
Super Bowl XLV was a complete destruction of the Indianapolis Colts. The Colts were in their 2nd straight Super Bowl, and suffered their 2nd straight defeat. Unlike last years' game, this one was never close. The Bears debacled the Colts to the tune of 44-0, the first shutout in Super Bowl history. Peyton Manning was knocked out of the game in the 1st quarter after being sandwiched by Tommie Harris & Israel Idonije. The Colts were never in it after that. Hester scored on a punt return, Jay Cutler threw 3 touchdowns, Matt Forte and Chester Taylor had one TD each. Julius Peppers had a safety in the game. Lovie Smith was actually seen smiling after the game. His only post game comment after receiving an 8-year contract extension was, "you like me, you really like me!"
Wow, that's some strong kool-aid, isn't it?
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Best Adapted Screenplay
Ted Phillips
Most notable, was his seamless transition from “We’re not going hog wild in free-agency”, to in fact, going hog wild in free-agency!
Yeah, I was compelled to watch my wife's Oscars SB too...
…and while my eyes were riveted to the TV screen, my mind was on Bears Football.
I nominate Virgina McCaskey (aka Baby Jane Hudson) for a special award for best Producer.
"I am not an animal!" - Merrick
Life Time Achievement Award goes to.....
Ditka’s Mustache!!!!!!!

Just call me Mr. 3000.
by Ditkavsworld on Mar 8, 2010 8:54 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
I cried at the site if the stache
How I miss thy
by Bear Lovin 21 on Mar 8, 2010 9:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
outstanding use
it is also Mustache march
"If I were a food critic being asked to write about the meal and experience at Waffle House, I would provide a drawing of two happy fat people giving each other a high five."
by BearNecessities on Mar 8, 2010 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
I almost want to grow a stache just to be that cool.
Just call me Mr. 3000.
by Ditkavsworld on Mar 8, 2010 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Excellent...
the mustache could coach its way to a SB still..wrec’d
Walter Payton lives on!!!
by monsterman34 on Mar 8, 2010 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Awesome
but you left out the part where Ditka comes in the start of the second half and finishes the game by himself.
GO BEARS!!!!
Pass the dutchie
on the left hand side, please.
I laughed a lot just now. Thanks!
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. -Randal Graves
Writer at windycitygridiron.com -/-I http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
Wow, Dude.
I don’t know what you’re smokin, but pass that sh-t over here so I can take a puff.
Can you say best-case scenario?
I think this is exactly how most fans envisioned it when the Bears traded for Cutler last year. Now, hopefully they can put it together and make a run at the SB. Wishful thinking? Absolutely….
''I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy. I'm a prime rib and baked potato guy.'' - Sweet Lou
if we go above
.500, consider me a happy fan, i’m tired of residing with the dregs of the NFL
see: raiders… seahawks… browns…
"If I were a food critic being asked to write about the meal and experience at Waffle House, I would provide a drawing of two happy fat people giving each other a high five."
by BearNecessities on Mar 8, 2010 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't put us that low
but playoffs or bust for me. If they don’t, it’s a severe disappointment for fans, players, and the organization. My good buddy says Lovie will finish his contract if they come “close” to making the playoffs….I obviously disagree.
''I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy. I'm a prime rib and baked potato guy.'' - Sweet Lou
I agree with
the thoughts of Lovie finishing his contract, i think that unless there is an outstanding influx of available coaches, Lovie will probably finish it anyways, unless we melt down and finish with 3 wins
"If I were a food critic being asked to write about the meal and experience at Waffle House, I would provide a drawing of two happy fat people giving each other a high five."
by BearNecessities on Mar 8, 2010 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
I can see
not making the playoffs 4 years in row enough motivation for the brass to fire him. Furthermore, now that Peppers is aboard Lovie can’t point to “not having a legit pass-rusher” argument.
''I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy. I'm a prime rib and baked potato guy.'' - Sweet Lou
this much is true
i was just thinking if we finish like the browns did a few years back 10-6 and miss the playoffs
"If I were a food critic being asked to write about the meal and experience at Waffle House, I would provide a drawing of two happy fat people giving each other a high five."
by BearNecessities on Mar 8, 2010 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
That definitely makes sense
If all areas of the team improve, and the Bears find themselves the “odd” team out at 10-6, then I can see them retaining him.
''I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy. I'm a prime rib and baked potato guy.'' - Sweet Lou
Incidently
according to Hub back at the end of Jan he stated that from what he had heard was that Lovie explained to “upper people” that it could take 2 years to get the most out of martz offense and had asked them to let him finish out his contract to improve the team….
The thing is that according to Hub that Angelo and Lovie do think they will get the 2 more years to try to “fix this”…..Guess we will see….
"In an infinite universe where reality is interpreted through our continuously fluctuating perception, providing absolute definitive proof of anything becomes a little more than speculation based on random data....."
- Jerry Angelo on how he prepares for the NFL draft
by CloudyFuture on Mar 8, 2010 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
That's what my friend heard too
Hope they’re wrong, and it only takes one year!
''I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy. I'm a prime rib and baked potato guy.'' - Sweet Lou
I predict a Hollywood blockbuster
based on the Bears 2010 season that grosses 4 Billion dollars worldwide, passing Avatar as the highest grossing film of all time. Included in the DVD bonus features is a 2010 remix of the Super Bowl Shuffle.
after that boost mobile commercial
NOBODY wants to see another shuffle remake.
Gimmee another glass of Kool-Aid
Ya, they ruined any Shuffle remakes for at least 5 years
Which means there will be a remake commercial during next year’s Super Bowl. Probably selling Cialis.
That would be awesome.
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad.
I think this is a case of...
fantasy reflecting real life, a mirror image. Great kool-aid, can I have another pitcher please!! : )
Walter Payton lives on!!!
No Den I guess
But this is one of the best articles i’ve read in awhile:
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/morrissey/2089330,CST-SPT-morrissey08.article
money quote
“The Bears didn’t just rest on their laurels after going to the Super Bowl in the 2006 season. They lounged on those laurels as if in a weed-fueled stupor.” The weed part might help to explain the mysterious smile Lovie always has…
by SouthSidePolack on Mar 8, 2010 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
that is a great quote..lol
nice read NIA, they still have work to do. I would like to see them ramp up the O-line via the draft.
Walter Payton lives on!!!
by monsterman34 on Mar 8, 2010 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh
I agree with him on the management not keeping up after 2006 (though that’s hardly controversial), but the rest of Morrissey’s drivel left a nasty taste in my mouth. We’ve been blessed to have had him banned from the Den for so long that reading his writing again is like finding something unpleasant at the back of the fridge that you’d forgotten all about.
"F*** everybody outside of Halas Hall. BEARDOWN" - WavyGravy
"if we need it, we’re not drafting it. not high anyway. look for Angelo to go after a DL/DE – because that’s just the kind of asshat he is.." - junkhorse
"44 years of football history and nothing to show for it. I wish I wasn’t banned at the Norseman.." - tfrabotta
by Spongie on Mar 8, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I’d actually clicked on the headline at Yahoo Sports and halfway down the article, started to think to myself “This writer’s got less of a clue than 90% of the regulars at WCG” – and when I’d finished, scrolled up to see who was responsible for the offending diatribe. It made me feel dirty :-(
"F*** everybody outside of Halas Hall. BEARDOWN" - WavyGravy
"if we need it, we’re not drafting it. not high anyway. look for Angelo to go after a DL/DE – because that’s just the kind of asshat he is.." - junkhorse
"44 years of football history and nothing to show for it. I wish I wasn’t banned at the Norseman.." - tfrabotta
I don't agree with the article except...
the need to address our OL and FS. I certainly hope they don’t sit on their laurels, but that is obvious without the article.
Walter Payton lives on!!!
by monsterman34 on Mar 8, 2010 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Morrissey is such a scumbag
i’m sorry, but I really don’t like the man
"If I were a food critic being asked to write about the meal and experience at Waffle House, I would provide a drawing of two happy fat people giving each other a high five."
by BearNecessities on Mar 9, 2010 4:00 AM CST up reply actions
I may have missed this in the buildup to the Superbowl (and, of course, due to being in the UK) but did anyone ever post about the Man Crunch ad that was rejected for said event? Of course, it’s better for featuring Packers and Vikings fans…
"F*** everybody outside of Halas Hall. BEARDOWN" - WavyGravy
"if we need it, we’re not drafting it. not high anyway. look for Angelo to go after a DL/DE – because that’s just the kind of asshat he is.." - junkhorse
"44 years of football history and nothing to show for it. I wish I wasn’t banned at the Norseman.." - tfrabotta
And in this scenario where fans of different teams can sit down together for a game, the third guy is a Lions fan: quiet, understated, too embarrassed to wear his team’s jersey (and they’re not playing anyway), and quietly thinking to himself “I always suspected those Packers and ViQueens fans…..”
"F*** everybody outside of Halas Hall. BEARDOWN" - WavyGravy
"if we need it, we’re not drafting it. not high anyway. look for Angelo to go after a DL/DE – because that’s just the kind of asshat he is.." - junkhorse
"44 years of football history and nothing to show for it. I wish I wasn’t banned at the Norseman.." - tfrabotta
call me conservative...
but that is truly horrible. What GB and Min fans do behind closed doors is none of my business, but please keep it behind closed doors..lmao!!
Walter Payton lives on!!!
by monsterman34 on Mar 8, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Izzy Idonije gets 20 sacks
Garrett Wolfe leads the lead in YPC with 15 YPC and gains 1500 yrds with 15 tds as a change of pace back.
Best Short Film...
Garrett Wolfe?
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
I think GW and crew
could be up for a Razzie?
"If I were a food critic being asked to write about the meal and experience at Waffle House, I would provide a drawing of two happy fat people giving each other a high five."
by BearNecessities on Mar 9, 2010 4:00 AM CST up reply actions
nice man!
so im guessing pro bowlers are cutler,aromashodu,chris williams,harris,urlacher,briggs,peppers,atogwe,shaw,hester,and gould,right??lol very funny and creative
by kevinpayne44ismyfavoriteplayerofalltime! on Mar 9, 2010 9:11 PM CST reply actions
Best Sophmore-Woe Recovery..
- Matt Forte -
There was no mistaking Forte’s 2nd year as a dismal dissapointent after being rookie of the year. He had more woe than most in his position. However, 2010 proved to0 squash all doubt about this player, and the Bears as a team. Nearly surpassing Walter Peyton’s single season records for yards and TDs; Forte is here to stay and play, proven by his 1 yard touchdown in SB XLV, which as viewers know, That particular game ball was given to a fan in retro #34.

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