Kevin Payne's NFL Draft Day: 'Where'd Y'all Come From!?!' (Pt. 1) - @Kevin_Payne
I don't think there's an NFL athlete on the planet who doesn't vividly remember the day they were drafted. I know mine will never be forgotten - that's for sure. It was crazy -- even though it wasn't supposed to be.
I told my parents I didn't want to have a party, because I didn't want anyone hanging around while I was watching the broadcast of the draft. Of course, I was cool with my parents and siblings being there; you know, we could throw some meat on the grill, do some barbeque'n, and just privately enjoy what we all hoped would be a very momentous occasion for my family. So after I asked Mom to keep it simple, she said "okay" and I then felt at ease knowing that the draft would be a chill affair.
As it turned out, the draft wasn't chill at all. When day one came around, so did my cousins, my friends, and just about everyone else who knew me. We had a packed house and not even an ounce of peace.
I was like... "What are all these people doing here!? I told everyone I didn't want to have a party!"
No matter what I wanted, more and more people kept showing up.
Even though having my friends and family over turned out to be pretty fun, I gotta admit that they still managed to get my nerves going. For instance... Because I was HOPEFULLY going to hear from a team, I had my cell phone setup to where if it rang it would re-route to my home phone that had a better connection.
Well, guess what?
If a team had called me, they wouldn't have been able to get through, because everyone who came over - for some reason or another - felt like they needed to use our phone to make call, after call, after call! So, to get everyone to lay off the line, I was screaming all day...
"Get off the phone! Stay off the phone! I'm expecting a call! I'm expecting a call from a team!"
You'd of thought they would have been able to figure that one out on their own. Nope.
Thankfully, they listened. But, despite them staying off the phone, I still wasn't hearing from any teams. All day I stared at that TV waiting to see my name pop up on the screen, while everyone else spent half their time visiting with others outside and the other half watching the broadcast. Our house was out of control; and because I was tired of worrying about how wild things were, I just forced myself to zone out and continue my waiting game.
So yeah... What I feared happening - me not getting picked in front of a packed house - happened. I got shut out, and all I could think was... "THIS is why I didn't want to have a draft party!" But everyone was cool about it. They said things to me like... "You're gonna be alright"..."You'll get drafted tomorrow"..."Keep your head up"..."Just pray about it, or whatever."
So I took their advice, stayed optimistic about day two, and headed to bed...
Part two's coming 'atcha tomorrow. And yes... I had even MORE phone issues.
Update: Here's part two... "Get Off The Phone!"
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Jeez
Kev, I got stressed just reading that.
Chuck Norris once met Dick Butkus and had a very odd feeling come over him. Chuck later realized it was fear
by BearNecessities on Apr 21, 2010 9:49 AM CDT reply actions
haha me too
but it was good to read what goes on during draft day for a player
"I guess I can’t do anything if you’re just irrational, but to point it out and move on."
- fundamentallysound
Sorry.
Didn’t mean to stress you out.
And yes, for the record, I am going to have something to say every time my name pops up.
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. -Randal Graves
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Jeez
Kev,Kevin Payne, the Chicago Bear Safety, I got stressed just reading that.
Chuck Norris once met Dick Butkus and had a very odd feeling come over him. Chuck later realized it was fear
by BearNecessities on Apr 21, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I must admit,
Kev has a point. Mr. Kevin Payne never said to call him Kev, maybe he doesn’t like that… just a thought. :P :D
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on Apr 21, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Double emoticons...
That’s some serious joshing!
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Apr 21, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha, good.
I was mostly giving BearNecessities a hard time. But that’s still good facts to know! :]
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on Apr 21, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
ha HA
thanks for getting my back!
Chuck Norris once met Dick Butkus and had a very odd feeling come over him. Chuck later realized it was fear
by BearNecessities on Apr 22, 2010 2:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Btw,
wasn’t it you that we had a nickname for? What was it? Argh… I can’t remember… anyone?
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
by Ashley Czuba on Apr 21, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
I feel your stress!
"When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." ~ Dick Butkus
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Apr 21, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Really funny
Easy to imagine the mess with the phone and all the folks just continuing to show up.
Kinda reminded me of some High School keggers I use to throw. (Of course these were mature High Schoolers, over the age of 21)
Lol
All your 21 year old high school friends. Awesome.
That’s why I have no home phone and only a cell phone. You want to make a call get your own damn phone anytime minuets are expensive.
So after I asked Mom to keep it simple, she said “okay” and I then felt at ease knowing that the draft would be a chill affair
Kevin you should’ve know something was up when your mom said ok, mom’s never listen to the “I don’t want a big fuss/party” line. Gotta love your mom though.
Just call me Mr. 3000.
by Ditkavsworld on Apr 21, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
parents
what can ya do?
Chuck Norris once met Dick Butkus and had a very odd feeling come over him. Chuck later realized it was fear
by BearNecessities on Apr 21, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Apparently nothing.

Just call me Mr. 3000.
by Ditkavsworld on Apr 21, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
It would of probably been nice to buy a real nice disposable phone,just for that day.Like with a number only the NFL teams knew…….My heart would sink every time the phone rang………..
by I love football! on Apr 21, 2010 10:08 AM CDT reply actions
That's crazy man
Just wanted to say first off I think its awesome that you come on here and share that with us.
Secondly, if I were in your position I would want the same thing. I’d just want to chill with my family and sit and wait. If I had all that commotion going on I would have been a wreck.
"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton
You can make millions of dollars, have your name on national TV, and make a living demolishing people...
Your parents will always (think they) know best.
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That's pretty much what happened to me too.
Except that I never actually went to college. I just assumed that my 10th grade varsity tape would be enough to pull me up to the first day, even if I slid out of the first round. But you know how these scouting departments are- no due dilligence whatsoever. They want “established prospects” who “didn’t quit after their sophomore year” and have “sub 7 second 40’s.” It’s just sheer laziness on their part.
Also, no one came to my house, but all these people kept coming into the bar I was at. I mean, they weren’t actually people I knew, nor did they really talk to or acknowledge me, but I knew why they were there.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Apr 21, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
superb.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on Apr 21, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Every year about this time
I declare myself eligible for the NFL draft and I have yet to get a single call from any team anywhere. 20+ years and I’m beginning to give up hope. Maybe this Saturday will be the big day. Hell, if I play my cards right I may get a call earlier….
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
Excellent
Long distance runner, what you standin’ there for?
Lyrics!!! It's been a while, RD. I thought I was destined for a lyric-less blog future...
Ha! Don’t know if you noticed it (or if you were even watching) but they cranked up some Tenneessee Jed when the Titans were on the clock in the first round. Not really all that interesting, but I was quite amused. Had to get up and dance a little bit.
Get up, get up, get out of the door
Playin cold music on the bar-room floor…
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
Same with me Kevin!
Except mine happened when I was in high school. Back in the day when cell phones didn’t exist (the bag phone just came out). I was waiting for this girl I liked to call me and my mom kept using the phone when I got home from school. Then my dad used it, I was like, “Get off the phone, I’m expecting a call!”
Needless to say, I didn’t get drafted either.
"But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies."
Yo
I’m a Madden nut and 75% of my defensive plays, I pick you as my player. Because you’re awesome. Keep it up.

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