FanPost

FACT: Chris Harris Can't Beat Me at Bowling

Payne-bowling-attack-kevin_0_medium

Remember how I mentioned in my last post (How It Went Down: My Trade to the St. Louis Rams) how Chris Harris and I (along with a couple other teammates), went to the alley to do some bowling?  Well get a load of this...

You see, for the past couple months, Chris has been talkin' some noise on his blog sites about how he's supposedly so much better than me at bowling.  Here's a little bit of the mess he's been mouthin' off...

Listen... "PBA" Stands for "Payne Bowling Attack" - @ChrisHarrisNFL

(Ridiculous) Excerpt:

"Sure... Kevin's alright at the alley, but I'm a faaaaaar superior bowler.  We used to bowl together all the time back in our college days, and I'm sure the skills he watched me exhibit were what helped make him the decentbowler he is today, but he will NEVER-EVER be better than I am."

Here's how I replied to his post...

Not Cool, Chris Harris...Not Cool, AT ALL - @Kevin_Payne

"Oh. My. Gah.  Chris... Are you serious, dude?  What makes you think you can publicly call me out on your little blog?  Maaaaan, what's really going on, dude?  Tell me what's on your mind, because anytime you want to go to the lanes, just let me know, man.  I'm free.  Just hit me up.

Way to go.  You really got me worked-up over here.  You need to watch your back.  Friend or not, I've been known to do things to people who call me out like this.  Watch your back, man - for real.  This is nothing to play around with.  Trust me.  Kevin"

Well, I just wanna let everyone know that, during those hours we played at the alley on the day I was traded to the Rams, I beat Chris Harris about three or four games in a row!

That's right.  Who's the better bowler now, Chris!?  Looks like you can't take me - especially when I'm rolling scores like 228!!!  You're lucky only a few people were there to witness me embarrass you.  I would have felt real bad for ya had I destroyed you in public ;-)

Haha!  Sorry, Chris -- I couldn't help myself -- I had to make that quick shout 'atcha. 

You = PWND!!!

--------------------

<em>This FanPost was written by a Windy City Gridiron member, and does not necessarily reflect the ideas or opinions of its staff or community.</em>

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Windy City Gridiron

You must be a member of Windy City Gridiron to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Windy City Gridiron. You should read them.

Join Windy City Gridiron

You must be a member of Windy City Gridiron to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Windy City Gridiron. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker