Remember how I mentioned in my last post (How It Went Down: My Trade to the St. Louis Rams) how Chris Harris and I (along with a couple other teammates), went to the alley to do some bowling? Well get a load of this...You see, for the past couple months, Chris has been talkin' some noise on his blog sites about how he's supposedly so much better than me at bowling. Here's a little bit of the mess he's been mouthin' off...
Listen... "PBA" Stands for "Payne Bowling Attack" - @ChrisHarrisNFL
"Sure... Kevin's alright at the alley, but I'm a faaaaaar superior bowler. We used to bowl together all the time back in our college days, and I'm sure the skills he watched me exhibit were what helped make him the decentbowler he is today, but he will NEVER-EVER be better than I am."
Here's how I replied to his post...
Not Cool, Chris Harris...Not Cool, AT ALL - @Kevin_Payne
"Oh. My. Gah. Chris... Are you serious, dude? What makes you think you can publicly call me out on your little blog? Maaaaan, what's really going on, dude? Tell me what's on your mind, because anytime you want to go to the lanes, just let me know, man. I'm free. Just hit me up.
Way to go. You really got me worked-up over here. You need to watch your back. Friend or not, I've been known to do things to people who call me out like this. Watch your back, man - for real. This is nothing to play around with. Trust me. Kevin"
Well, I just wanna let everyone know that, during those hours we played at the alley on the day I was traded to the Rams, I beat Chris Harris about three or four games in a row!
That's right. Who's the better bowler now, Chris!? Looks like you can't take me - especially when I'm rolling scores like 228!!! You're lucky only a few people were there to witness me embarrass you. I would have felt real bad for ya had I destroyed you in public ;-)
Haha! Sorry, Chris -- I couldn't help myself -- I had to make that quick shout 'atcha.
You = PWND!!!