Chicago Bears Photo Caption Contest
Tim Ruskell is officially a part of the Chicago Bears front office, 2010 seventh round draft pick J'Marcus Webb signs four year deal, Caleb Hanie is not willing to give up his spot as the Bears second string quarterback and Lance Briggs is an All Pro. In a nut shell, these are the stories making news in Bears Nation over the last few days.
That being said, it's Photo Caption Contest time!
Now, I know three of the four players in this photo are no longer on our Bears, however, Kevin Payne will always be a friend of WCG, and I really liked this picture. Here's the difficulty--caption cannot be football related. Use your imagination and have fun!
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doesn't there need to be a photo,
in order to have a caption contest?
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
Or maybe that's part of the difficulty, So here goes...
Here’s a in-game snapshot of Tommie Harris playing the three-technique.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 17, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
(blank, inside the mind of Lovie Smith during the 4th quarter)
by Mike Mueller on May 17, 2010 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
awesome... me likey.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 17, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
My first fail pic ever, is this who took the picture?

"When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." ~ Dick Butkus
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on May 17, 2010 2:49 PM CDT reply actions
I'd try here.
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. -Randal Graves
Writer at windycitygridiron.com -/-I http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
yeah...
it makes sense now that you added:
Here’s the difficulty—you find and provide the photo—-start it off with your own caption, and others will caption as replies. Keep the pictures related to one of those four stories, and live it up.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 17, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions

See, I have the ball, the Cheesehead offense over there is scum and doesn’t deserve it.
Sidenote: What is the ref doing?
Bears will always come out on top of Broncos.

"When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." ~ Dick Butkus
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on May 17, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
outstanding.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 17, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
+2
Leave it to you my friend to provide insightful commentary.
by Suffering from Chicago Sports on May 17, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions

Orton: I want to welcome everyone to our annual “I wish we had what it takes” meeting, and give a warm welcome to our soon-to-be newest member… Caleb Hanie.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Pep: Look, I called this gathering because Caleb called me and needs some advice on how to deal with the media given his current situation. Anything to offer?
Orton: Really, Pep… Really? Three words, Tim freakin’ Tebow.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 17, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm...
I’m a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up,
Then I shout,
Just tip me over and pour me out!
by Dane Noble on May 17, 2010 4:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It's fun to stay at the...
Y – M – C – Ayhay.
Associate Writer - WindyCityGridiron.com
by Jacob Hayes on May 17, 2010 4:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Now we know why the Bears have been playing so soft.
Lovie has them doing Ballet during the pregame warm-up…
Adrian Pedestrian!! Now that's funny Mr. Bayless...
(Music in the backgroound)
Ah do the Macarena…….
by Suffering from Chicago Sports on May 17, 2010 5:43 PM CDT reply actions
I HAVE QUESTION. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE CAN ANSWER...
Who is the bears qb coach?
by Ryan21 on May 17, 2010 6:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
nobody was really sure why,
but apparently only colts fans were excited about watching the bears annual rendition of The Nutcracker.
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
(Asshole Sr) "If you learn one thing here, NEVER pass out in Ohio."
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/peter_king/05/16/ranking/index.html
We’re 25th!!!!!……….
by I love football! on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
My birthday is the 25th!
It’s an omen! Good year comin!
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Is my mind a'goin on me or am I watchin you jibber jabber like some sorta jibberty box. Jibber Jabber on! Jibber Jabber on!
I found this "interesting" or disturbing...

This ISN’T what we had in mind when we heard they were having a Bears Weekend in Spain! Wonder what the whole “running of the Bulls” means….
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
On a related note, before (re)installing adblocker on Firefox, I was faced with an ad for gaychubbydating.com in the corner of the WCG page. That’s not the kind of “Bear”-related internet traffic I come here for!
"44 years of football history and nothing to show for it. I wish I wasn’t banned at the Norseman.." - tfrabotta
Tilman & Payne: “Hey Josh, which one of us makes a better Eiffel Tower?”
Bullocks: “Neither of you! Just because you had french fries before the game doesn’t mean you’re French… geez!”
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Editor/Writer for WindyCityGridiron.com
The Bears defense spends the evening at a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Not pictured: Anthony Adams in grass skirt/coconut bra.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
The players show off the new healing techniques
taught by Sensei Coach Miyagi.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
This is the first thing that came to mind when i saw the pic....
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
BearNecessities you're my assistant, okay you're supposed to
back me up and go get me juice boxes when I tell you. Now go get me
a juice box.
by Ditkavsworld on May 18, 2010 5:19 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You beat me to it...
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on May 18, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
You gotta set that alarm clock a bit earlier. :)
BearNecessities you're my assistant, okay you're supposed to
back me up and go get me juice boxes when I tell you. Now go get me
a juice box.
by Ditkavsworld on May 18, 2010 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Walk like an Egyptian
"You win because of the quarterback. We have to get that position stabilized. We're fixated on that." -- Jerry Angelo (12.30.2008)
Jerry Angelo trades for Jay Cutler! (4.2.2009)
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by SackMan on May 18, 2010 6:03 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
They call me Jaws, my hat is like a shark fin, I’m bad!
"When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." ~ Dick Butkus
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on May 18, 2010 8:33 AM CDT reply actions
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y. Safety, dance!
We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on May 18, 2010 8:58 AM CDT reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for thr 5 Heartbeats!!
The Heart..is a house of love
And I’ve learned…that it don’t take much to break a…Heart.
They Told Him Don’t You Ever Come Around Here
Don’t Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire’s In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It
BearNecessities you're my assistant, okay you're supposed to
back me up and go get me juice boxes when I tell you. Now go get me
a juice box.
"I SAID NO! We want Church's Chicken, show em the steeple fellas."
BearNecessities you're my assistant, okay you're supposed to
back me up and go get me juice boxes when I tell you. Now go get me
a juice box.
by Ditkavsworld on May 18, 2010 10:42 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
And the next winner of "Dancing with the Bears" is....
Peanut Tillman!!
STOP!!!
No more BEER!!!, we’re joining AA
What were they thinking?
by touchdown bears on May 18, 2010 2:37 PM CDT reply actions
Even in a dance competiton...
Josh Bullocks is still the worst member of the secondary.
"I was interviewing George Halas and I asked him who is the greatest running back you ever saw. And he said, 'That would be Red Grange.' And I asked him if Grange was playing today, how many yards do you think he'd gain. And he said, 'About 750, maybe 800 yards.' And I said, 'Well, 800 yards is just okay.' He sat up in his chair and he said, 'Son, you must remember one thing. Red Grange is 75 years old.' - Chris Berman
by Sam Householder on May 18, 2010 5:12 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
nice.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 18, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Not only do they dress in white...
…they dance like it too!!
"I was interviewing George Halas and I asked him who is the greatest running back you ever saw. And he said, 'That would be Red Grange.' And I asked him if Grange was playing today, how many yards do you think he'd gain. And he said, 'About 750, maybe 800 yards.' And I said, 'Well, 800 yards is just okay.' He sat up in his chair and he said, 'Son, you must remember one thing. Red Grange is 75 years old.' - Chris Berman
by Sam Householder on May 18, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Ahahahaaa
that’s racist
Do or do not there is not try-Master Yoda
by suckmyditka on May 19, 2010 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's funny...
because it’s true.
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"Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox
by David Taylor on May 19, 2010 7:06 AM CDT up reply actions
it was just too good to pass up...
Do or do not there is not try-Master Yoda
by suckmyditka on May 19, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions

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