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The rumors of "King James to Chicago" have, once again, gotten the windy city sports world abuzz. With the NBA Free Agency period starting in less than a week, the Finals and the Draft so fresh in our rear view mirror, I started thinking. If one were to field a NBA team, with nothing but current Chicago Bears players, what would that team look like?

Jump with me to see which Bears made the One 'Shop Stop NBA basketball team.

After you peruse through my list and reasoning's, let me hear what players (and why) would make your squad.

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PG - Garrett Wolfe:
Your Point Guard has to be the best ball handler on the team. In the NFL, Wolfe's fumbled only once, albeit in limited action. All the more impressive, in three years, 866 touches, 5,754 yards and 57 TDs at Northern Illinois, Wolfe never fumbled... not once. With his size and quickness, Garrett "Muggsy" Wolfe will assault others faster than Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall.

SG - Robbie Gould:
Also known as the Sharp Shooter, Gould has an 85.9 shooting percentage and an outright lethal shot from distance; draining threes with assassin type accuracy. There's not another player on the court that I'd trust more if the game were on the line. That is, if the ball's past half court.

SF - Greg Olsen
Deceptively fast for his size, Olsen could carve his niche in the NBA as a Small Forward. While he might refuse to go up for a rebound, his ability to flop and sell a foul would be rivaled by none. G-reg has all the tools to be one of the NBA's best, if he would only live up to his potential.

PF - Julius Peppers:
A natural fit and a great compliment to the physical style of Kruetz, Peppers will be our Charles Barkley. "Sir Julius" played Power Forward in high school and was voted All-Conference four consecutive years. He also played PF as a walk-on at the University of Carolina, where he was a key reserve. Peppers will be our play maker on offense, while dominating on defense. He'll make offensive players look as silly as Jerry Angelo on day one of a NFL Draft.

C - Olin Kreutz:
I know, I know. Kreutz doesn't have the typical size to be a NBA Center. But what he lacks in height, he'll make up for in toughness. Kreutz was named one of the 10 most feared players in the NFL, and has broken a teammate's jaw... twice... so far. He'll be our Bill Laimbeer, and players will fear driving to the basket.

6th Man - Israel Idonije
There's not a better player in the league at coming off the bench. He's known for both his versatility and his durability. He can play big or small, play inside or outside, he can block shots. Idonije would be the league's best sixth man.


Other news and notes from around the league:
• Jay Cutler had three passes stolen from him in last night's match-up, extending his streak to 14 games.
• Allen Iverson is teaming up with Tommie Harris to record the sequel to Iverson's hit single, Practice.
• Devin Hester was ejected from Monday night's Bobcat's game, after continuously yelling gibberish at the ref.
• Jarron Gilbert has left the NBA, and signed a three-year deal with the Paddlers of the WBA.

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Wolfe would destroy fools, combined with IZZY, a deadly duo.

by DaHamsta on Jun 30, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I knew you'd be on boar dwith that duo!

In the 8th grade Mike Ditka won his school's Science Fair with a model of a working volcano. There were 17 other working volcano's made that day, but only one named Mount Ditka.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well done sir

Aw man I shot Marvin in the face.

by Acreman20 on Jun 30, 2010 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Water Basketball!

well played

In the 8th grade Mike Ditka won his school's Science Fair with a model of a working volcano. There were 17 other working volcano's made that day, but only one named Mount Ditka.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

this tidbit

is A+

Allen Iverson is teaming up with Tommie Harris to record the sequel to Iverson’s hit single, Practice.

by reefermadness3 on Jun 30, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

My thoughts exactly.

Also +1 for the “Muggsy” Wolfe comment.

"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST

by JerBear50 on Jul 3, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

got to say you have to put manelly in the line up

For his crisp passes and birdmanlike ability to drop dimes from any direction.

Or a team of various sized Ditkas.

If Mike Ditka punched you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.

by Ditkavsworld on Jun 30, 2010 4:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Now that wouldn't be fair

 Multiple Ditkas, teams would forfeit before games.

by DaHamsta on Jun 30, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clever article

I totally agree with this:

Devin Hester was ejected from Monday night’s Bobcat’s game, after continuously yelling gibberish at the ref.

I can never understand that guy.

by I Have Bearsititis on Jun 30, 2010 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

DAMN

Wow I kinda like this.

by Dozjah on Jun 30, 2010 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

haha.

not sure if to take that as a compliment, or an insult. ;)

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Stupid babies need the most attention!

by David Taylor on Jun 30, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

With proof even.

+1

Adrian Pedestrian!! Now that's funny Mr. Bayless...

by Syndor on Jun 30, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

If there ain't video, it didn't happen!

Luckily there was ;)

in•san•i•ty \in-ˈsa-nə-tē\ noun
1 : The practice of repeating the same action while expecting different results.

by Timothy Hockemeyer on Jul 1, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The old Bill Clinton Philosophy!!!

I Like!!! I Keed!!! I LIKE!!!

Adrian Pedestrian!! Now that's funny Mr. Bayless...

by Syndor on Jul 2, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

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