Hey LeBron! The Bears Would like to Have a Word

Trying to follow David’s OSS post is tough. Great job by the way. But I will follow his basketball theme.

With NBA free agency just a few hours away, here is my address to LeBron James to become a Chicago Bull, Bears style.

So Lebron, if you get any sleep tonight just dream about what it would be like to be a Chicago Bull and be around the Bears all the time!

It is well known that you and Urlacher are friends. You even gave him your smelly shoes after a playoff game. If you were a part of this great city, the two of you could party together all the time. Imagine the fun y’all will have…..

Brian-urlacher-boob-tit-photo_medium

Former Bear Jerry Azumah, far left, still lives in the area too!

 

Then there’s the fact that the Bears have just signed the biggest available names in each of the past two off seasons. Your name could forever be linked to Jay Cutler, Julius Peppers and Chester Taylor. Imagine the fun y’all will have…..

Jay_cutler_boozing_and_boinking_medium

 Toss in Greg Olsen, too!

In all seriousness. To come to Chicago, means to come to the greatest city in the world. From the hardworking, tough nosed people that make up the heartbeat of the city, to the great sports history of the past and the present, to the wonderful, mouthwatering food, to the beautiful ladies! Chicago has all a guy could ask for.

So just cut all the suspense, LeBron and sign with the City of Broad Shoulders. The ‘Hawks have started a championship run in this city that the Bears plan to follow; so whata say, how about you follow that up with a Chicago championship of your own?

 

Psst…Hey Dwayne, Bosh. You guys reading this too?

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Windy City Gridiron

You must be a member of Windy City Gridiron to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Windy City Gridiron. You should read them.

Join Windy City Gridiron

You must be a member of Windy City Gridiron to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Windy City Gridiron. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker