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Hey LeBron! The Bears Would like to Have a Word

Trying to follow David’s OSS post is tough. Great job by the way. But I will follow his basketball theme.

With NBA free agency just a few hours away, here is my address to LeBron James to become a Chicago Bull, Bears style.

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So Lebron, if you get any sleep tonight just dream about what it would be like to be a Chicago Bull and be around the Bears all the time!

It is well known that you and Urlacher are friends. You even gave him your smelly shoes after a playoff game. If you were a part of this great city, the two of you could party together all the time. Imagine the fun y’all will have…..

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Former Bear Jerry Azumah, far left, still lives in the area too!

 

Then there’s the fact that the Bears have just signed the biggest available names in each of the past two off seasons. Your name could forever be linked to Jay Cutler, Julius Peppers and Chester Taylor. Imagine the fun y’all will have…..

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 Toss in Greg Olsen, too!

In all seriousness. To come to Chicago, means to come to the greatest city in the world. From the hardworking, tough nosed people that make up the heartbeat of the city, to the great sports history of the past and the present, to the wonderful, mouthwatering food, to the beautiful ladies! Chicago has all a guy could ask for.

So just cut all the suspense, LeBron and sign with the City of Broad Shoulders. The ‘Hawks have started a championship run in this city that the Bears plan to follow; so whata say, how about you follow that up with a Chicago championship of your own?

 

Psst…Hey Dwayne, Bosh. You guys reading this too?

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If we can get...

… Lebron and Bosh…we would be amazing! I don’t think we would need Wade, he can go to Miami.

by Jhitt81 on Jun 30, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome

I wonder if Cutler would be mad if I got a number six Bears jersey with James name on the back?

by Dozjah on Jun 30, 2010 8:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL at Urlacher.

Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].

I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.

by JoeCB1991 on Jun 30, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Fall/Winter sports #1 free agent sweep?

If LBJ signs, we’d have the #1 free agents in the NFL, NHL (Hossa) & NBA over the past 2 years.

You know why they call you LU? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you LU because you're ugly and retarded.

And you'll always be LU... LU, LU, LU. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is LU, LU, LU, LU, LU, okay? So fuck you.

by TrialsBass on Jun 30, 2010 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't say that too loud...

ESPiN will want to move their studios here.

by Steven Schweickert on Jun 30, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's really hard to stroke the Yankees

from Chicago.

If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?

Writer at windycitygridiron.com {-/-} http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers

by Kev H on Jun 30, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll stick with watching the Cubs

lose 9 this season to the Pirates, thanks.

If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?

Writer at windycitygridiron.com {-/-} http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers

by Kev H on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What Kev H said

unless all future Yankees/RedSox series are going to played in Chicago, I think we’re safe from Eastern Sports Propaganda ad Nauseam ESPN.

You know why they call you LU? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you LU because you're ugly and retarded.

And you'll always be LU... LU, LU, LU. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is LU, LU, LU, LU, LU, okay? So fuck you.

by TrialsBass on Jun 30, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That pizza looked yummo!

And thanks for the compliments. I think you do a fine job too.

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Stupid babies need the most attention!

by David Taylor on Jul 1, 2010 8:58 AM CDT reply actions  

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