Chicago Bears Photo Caption Contest
by Mark Saade on Jul 14, 2010 7:00 PM CDT
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Love this picture. The intensity in Kreutz's eyes, the urgency in Fred Miller's expression..the rumble in their stomachs. These behemoths of the team put their body on the line every offensive play for the better of the team. Difficulty on this one: what is each line ordering for lunch? Or dinner, or breakfast, or brunch, or fourth meal......
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Hey,
Will you eat mushrooms if I order it with mushrooms? How about you? – Kreutz
Colt's fan friend - "This is our dog, we named her after Peyton Manning."
Boondocksaints812 - "You named her Bitch?!? Did you train her to lie down when you run towards her too?"
Hey Jay,
I figure I should let you know… I’m not wearing any underwear.
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
The Hoff!
In the 8th grade Mike Ditka won his school's Science Fair with a model of a working volcano. There were 17 other working volcano's made that day, but only one named Mount Ditka.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Jay, I am so sorry.
You know I had beans and broccoli for dinner and I washed em’ down with some crabcakes.
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
No, but he'll probably find a way to mangle the snap.
If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?
Writer at windycitygridiron.com {-/-} http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
Kreutz: Dude, I'm thinking Arby's.
Miller: Ah nice choice.
Garza: Let’s hurry up and finish this game guys I’m starving.
Kreutz: Sure thing…. Wait, ugh, Damnit is Lovie seriously throwing out the challenge flag?
Garza: Geez even Billy could’ve seen Hester’s foot was out of bounds.
Miller: Aaaggghhhh!
WILDCARD BITCHES!!! YEEEEHHHAAAAA!!!!!
Fred: Dude...
you do not want to mess up this 3rd down, cause getting hit by him royally sucks.
Desmond: Ok, but I need help. Who am I suppose to block again?
Jeff from Cleveland wrote- I've figured out the moral of the story: Stay in school. Wade: 3 years at Marquette, Bosh: 1 year at Georgia Tech, the kid from Akron: no college. The most educated guy convinced his dumber friends to come play on his team for less money.
Coach: Anyone want anything from McDonald's
Miller: McDonald’s!?!?!?!
Garza: I’ll Have a Big Mac meal.
Kruetz to Garza: Oh dude don’t forget to Super Size it!
Rex: I'll take a Happy Meal!
Oh wait, I mean… a Big Kids Meal… I love their toys! :P
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Editor/Writer for WindyCityGridiron.com
False start, number 69, offense.
5 yard penalty.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by shawndgoldman on Jul 14, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
haha
false start fred strikes again!!
by reefermadness3 on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Here it is.
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GRGRGRGRG…
Yo-Kruetz don’t fart man.
Kruetz- that wasn’t me…that was Lovie from the headset.
They look at Lovie.
Just a high school student who lives his ambitions of working for the NFL,
http://prointerviews.org
Kreutz: "Shhhh!"
“Everybody be quiet or Fred will think the play started, flinch and knock us back another 5 yards.”
Fred: “Too late.”
Rumor has it Alex Brown keeps Chris Simms' right index finger in his back pocket for good luck.
Miller: Man I think I got to take a dump.
Garza: You don’t got to tell me, I can smell them farts.
Kruetz: I told you not to eat any of Garza’s Burritos!!!
Desmond: Just hold it in for one more play. Either I score a touchdown or Rex causes a turnover.
Everyone: Turnover!!!
Rex (mumbles to himself): and people wonder why i got no confidence.
kreutz: wtf are you doing over here qasim mitchell?!?!?
do you not know your left from your right? my god i should have right-crossed some sense into that numbskull of yours years ago.
clark: come to think of it you got cut a few years ago; how did you get onto the field? in a bears uniform no less?
oh, a food line. something about olin demanding the nameless guy on the end there to go and get him a juicebox? clark clearly needs one as well.
Desmond Clark: Olin, stop "shushing" us!
Lovie may be stupid, but he’s not blind….no way all of us can hide behind that ball…I don’t care how straight you hold it! He’s still gonna make us play with Rex…..
Fred – Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… I forgot the snap count.
Des – It’s on 2, now try and block the fool D-End, I’m not helping you.
Fred – Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… Could you at least chip him before you release?
Des – Fine.
Fred – Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… I forgot the snap count
Roberto – Shhh!
Des – 2, Fred, 2!
Olin – Hay Turnstile Fred, how about you shut the &$%# up!
In the 8th grade Mike Ditka won his school's Science Fair with a model of a working volcano. There were 17 other working volcano's made that day, but only one named Mount Ditka.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 AM CDT reply actions
Rewrite
Fred – Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… I forgot the snap count.
Des – It’s on 2, now try and block the fool D-End, I’m not helping you.
Fred – Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… Could you at least chip him before you release?
Des – Fine.
Fred – Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… I forgot the snap count
Roberto – Shhh!
Des – 2, Fred, 2!
Olin – Hay Turnstile Fred, how about you shut the &$%# up, because we have reservations at Ditka’s in a couple hours.
In the 8th grade Mike Ditka won his school's Science Fair with a model of a working volcano. There were 17 other working volcano's made that day, but only one named Mount Ditka.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 15, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
LOL... no one cares about this?
Difficulty on this one: what is each line ordering for lunch? Or dinner, or breakfast, or brunch, or fourth meal……
by Dane Noble on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I think it's been reinforced many times.
That people never actually read our articles.
If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?
Writer at windycitygridiron.com {-/-} http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
I noticed that too...
… no respect I tell ya, no respect.
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Editor/Writer for WindyCityGridiron.com
Ding ding dingle
Garza: Dude it’s the ice cream truck !!!!
All: Hey, no over here… no man me first… over here
Kruetz: "Hey this is the last time I'm going to tell you."
“I will pistol whip the next person who says Shenanigans.”
Garza- “Hey Fred, where’s that place you like with all the goofy sh*t on the wall?”
Miller- “What you mean Shenanigans?”
All- OOOOOOOOOOOO
If Mike Ditka punched you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.
by Ditkavsworld on Jul 15, 2010 12:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice reference meow.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
Simple men
Garza: Gee guys, I’m really looking forward to our outing at the shooting range next weekend.
Miller: Hey, Dez. Is that Asian guy driving us again? He can’t see worth squat.
Kruetz: Dammit, Fred! Call me that again — and I punch you in the face.
Tha Gov
by Bear_Nuts on Jul 15, 2010 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Bears center, Olin Kreutz (#57) attempts to silence the rest of his offensive line teammates, so they can listen to QB Jay Cutler’s play call, which will inform them exactly what side of the field the upcoming interception will be thrown.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Shhh, Fred, don't cause a fuss...
I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
No need to order dessert, guys. I'm sure Rex will have plenty of turnovers for all of us.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
These caption contests don't go over nearly as well as they used to.
Use to get a lot more entries than we have recently.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
Yeah.
And they used to follow the difficulties too..
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
Editor/Writer for WindyCityGridiron.com
Dez: "I think I just crapped my pants.""
Miller: “Oh c’mon man”
Garza> “Huh?”
Kruetz: “I know that’s Peppers over there, try to control yourself man!!”
by Suffering from Chicago Sports on Jul 19, 2010 12:33 PM CDT reply actions
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