Chicago Bears Photo Caption Contest: Training Camp
by Mark Saade on Jul 26, 2010 7:00 PM CDT
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It's almost here! 3 days, 18 hours, 59 minutes and 59, 58, 57, 56......
According to this article by ESPN's John Clayton, the tight end position will be a highly contested competition in Bourbonnais this summer. Though both Greg Olsen and Dez Clark are ultimate professionals and teammates, competitive spirit and pride take over whenever your job is on the line. So what trash talk might these two 'more than capable of starting' tight ends be spewing to each other?
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C'mon Greg
(singing) Let’s do the Time Warp again!!
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
Dez: "I came back for you bro."
Dez: “I remembered man, bros before hoes.”
Greg: “I f*@k^n love you dog, I F*@k^n love you.”
Dez: “I wanna be inside you holmes.”
Greg: “No more lies Dez.”
WILDCARD BITCHES!!! YEEEEHHHAAAAA!!!!!
"Thats a real tight end you got there, Greg"
"They say the glee team has lured stragglers into sniper traps with cheery renditions of hit songs." "Really? And people fall for that?"
I see your schwartz is as big as mine, now lets see how well you handle it.
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
by Just Dave on Jul 26, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn you.
You beat me to it.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jul 26, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that's Brandon Lloyd and not Dez.
You can see on his back that the last digit isn’t another 8 and looks like a 0.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jul 26, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
Not separated at birth
Greg and Dez quickly found out how effective they could be working together as one player. Luckily, there wasn’t a rule in the NFL handbook that said two people attached at the hip counted as two players; much to the chagrin to opposing teams, players, and coaches.
"In order to have a winner, the team must have a feeling of unity; every player must put the team first- ahead of personal glory" - motivational sign at Halas Hall.
Dez says
“I did your momma like this”
by Sonicbob on Jul 26, 2010 10:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Wait, isn't that Brandon Lloyd??? Anyways...
Dez/Lloyd: I told you it was THIS long! (showing with his hands) Look at it! Who’s the man now?
Olsen: Awww fine, you beat me… The chicks at the club tonight are still on a first come first serve basis, regardless though.
Once upon a time in 2008..
Lloyd: “I’m a douche who plays good one week then milks my phony injuries for five to seven weeks.”
Olsen: “I spend more time at Joe’s Bar listening to honky-tonk then preparing myself for game day.”
Both: Let’s bump uglys!
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
Dude, pretty sure we just accidently bumped junk...
let’s both turn and walk away acting as if nothing happened and hope no one noticed…
See Brandon...
I told you that I wasn’t “soft”.
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
by David Taylor on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Greg Olsen: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
Brandon Lloyd: What?
Greg Olsen: Don’t cross the streams.
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
by David Taylor on Jul 27, 2010 7:34 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Seriously, what the crap?
Why the change of photos in the middle of a caption contest?
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
For the record
One of those wreck’s on your don’t cross the streams comment was from me… Very funny!
Thanks fool.
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
by David Taylor on Jul 27, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
suck up. well i was the other rec and I rec'd his other one too.
If Mike Ditka punched you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.
by Ditkavsworld on Jul 27, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
haha.
no need to fight. I have enough love to go around. Although unlike Olsen, I’m not crotch bumping.
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
by David Taylor on Jul 27, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, well I made it green.
Now mom and dad love me the best, right?
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
My fault
Since there was questions as to who Olsen was celebrating with, and rightfully so, I decided to change the picture so that there were no questions as to who Olsen was celebrating with. Its like getting two contests for the price of one!
Space Mountain on Three; One, Two, Three, Space Mountain!
It's all good.
Just thought it was weird.
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
by David Taylor on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Mutual Friend?
Minister of France? Micheal Flatley?
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by David Taylor on Jul 27, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Totally
Mine makes sense based on the first picture. All the groin region jokes are obvious and not very creative.
"In order to have a winner, the team must have a feeling of unity; every player must put the team first- ahead of personal glory" - motivational sign at Halas Hall.
You say:
All the groin region jokes are obvious and not very creative.
to someone who made two “groin region” jokes. ;)
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
by David Taylor on Jul 27, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
It was more like one
and they were attached at the hip, not bumping uglies.
"In order to have a winner, the team must have a feeling of unity; every player must put the team first- ahead of personal glory" - motivational sign at Halas Hall.
No, no...
you had replied to “me”, and “I” had made two groin region jokes. Although one of mine was playing off the old “Greg Olsen is soft” argument and the other was a Ghostbuster reference. So I hope they’d have classified as a little creative.
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
by David Taylor on Jul 27, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Comprehension fail
I’m a tad bit slow after a hard day at work….whoa!
"In order to have a winner, the team must have a feeling of unity; every player must put the team first- ahead of personal glory" - motivational sign at Halas Hall.
Olsen: Dez? That’s weird. What did you do with Brandon?
by rdent4hof on Jul 27, 2010 8:59 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Olsen: Dez? That’s weird. What did you do with Brandon?
Dez: Who’s Brandon?
Olsen: Brandon as in Brandon Lloyd.
Dez: There’s a guy named Brandon on the team.
Olsen: Yeah, he’s a receiver.
Dez: Like Rashied?
Olsen: Sort of, except Rashied is good at Special Teams.
If Mike Ditka punched you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.
by Ditkavsworld on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Glad you liked it.
It’s evident you were the inspiration for that.
If Mike Ditka punched you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.
by Ditkavsworld on Jul 28, 2010 6:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Why is Lloyd being mentioned?
I guess I missed out some joke, because all I see are Dez and Greg.
"In order to have a winner, the team must have a feeling of unity; every player must put the team first- ahead of personal glory" - motivational sign at Halas Hall.
Because the first pic wasn't Dez.
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
by David Taylor on Jul 27, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Here at WCG
miss a minute, miss a lot.
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
Like Olsen missed the ball alot
by Sonicbob on Jul 27, 2010 10:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dez: I told you you could do it.
Olsen: I know, I actually caught the ball and stayed on my feet. I don’t think I’ve ever done that before.
by I Have Bearsititis on Jul 28, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
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