Lovie says starters could play a half vs. Chargers - I hope so. Then, when the starters destroy the Chargers second string, we can get way too into it.
Bears place RB Unga on injured-reserve list - I believe his injury will be listed as general soreness or ninja attack. Seriously, they mean practically the same thing in this case.
Vasher among familiar faces awaiting Bears - I hope he does well. I'll still take Bowman.
Cutler can call on high football IQ - I still like this trade. I mean, can you see Orton running the Martzfense? *shudder*
Bears' succession plan - They have a plan?
Athleticism of tight ends thrills Martz - It should--they're very talented.
Say hello to Jay Cool - The team notices a change in Cutler. I think it is sorta like in Big, where one day a 12-year old is a man. Or something, I dunno, I didn't make it through this one.
Notebook: Bears speak highly of Vasher - "He's a great guy, we just don't want him playing football for us."
Rivera's influence on Bears not forgotten - I'd hope not. He took you to the Odin-damned super bowl.
Wright impressing with pass defense - Yay! That's why he was drafted!
What the Hairs Up With the Bears? - Mohawks.
SideNote: Why Ben Affleck Deserves More Respect - Because we had a discussion about this, and I want to make sure to revisit themes of the site so when someone writes the book about WCG, they can say "Who was it who brought the Affleck to it." and everyone will say, "Kev"
And now exclusive footage of how Pat Mannelly trains: