Chicago Bears Photo Caption Contest: Training Camp
by Mark Saade on Aug 9, 2010 7:07 PM CDT
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PrintWell, so far, so good for the Chicago Bears. Besides some nagging aches and pains, the Bears seem to be trudging along through training camp without any serious injuries, fingers doubled crossed... and toes too.
With the San Diego Chargers on the horizon, what might the captains of the offense be doing to get ready for the first pre-season game? Bear Down!
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Classic Rock Day as Jay Cutler poses to "ride the pony"
Meanwhile Olin prepares to play “full contact” rock paper scissors (or maybe do the “mashed potato”) with (not pictured) Tommie Harris…. (As “Tommy James and the Shondells” blares over the speaker in the background)
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
by Just Dave on Aug 9, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Cutler wasn't too sure about the new 'line dancing' protection scheme that Kreutz had thought up.
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
To be a second faster Olin has a new way to snap the ball, he shiaght’s it back there,Cutler not to sure yet.
Think like a dog, if you cannot eat it, or hump it, piss on it and walk away
by warriorspath on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The mighty "Kreutz zephyr" starts to knock Jay Cutler's cap off.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 10, 2010 1:52 AM CDT reply actions
…and that’s when it hit Jay; it was another sabotage attempt from the Vikings’ defense, and the ball was chalk full of plastique explosives. “Flee offensive line,” he shouted. “Flee; for we cannot afford even the slightest hampering of your skills!” As Olin sprinted for his life, Jay heaved the ball away from any bystanders in heroic fashion. “It’s those bastards Jared Allen and Cedric Griffin again; they’re just scared. But fear not, for we shall rue the day.” Cutler said after the incident. Frank Omiyale was available for comment afterward, but reporters just walked right past him, as most do.
"I love Dustin Pedroia. He is very good hitter. And he has a strong back, so he could be climbed up on and I sit on his shoulders and ride around on him like riding a little horse that loves me and eats apples and I have to pitch around because he is a good hitter"
by TheIronSchenk on Aug 10, 2010 3:37 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Olin: No I don't think so.
Jay: Oh come on, would I lie to you?
Olin: I’m not a rookie Jay.
Jay: So you really don’t believe me.
Olin: No I don’t, there is no way I believe that that is a suppository that will help me play to Pro Bowl level this year.
Jay: Well how will you really know if you don’t try?
Olin: You’re not shoving that up my ass. You keep it up and I’ll give you a Tim Tebow haircut.
Jay: Fine. Let’s tell JA this is a magic draft strategy suppository, he’ll buy it we’ll dress it up like a DE.
If Mike Ditka punched you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.
by Ditkavsworld on Aug 10, 2010 6:53 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Cutler: Olin!
Kreutz: What Jay? You said you wanted to throw a ball with some gas on it.
by rdent4hof on Aug 10, 2010 8:00 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
The Beast
Olin eyes shut, ready for the worst,grasps at shadows and blocks at emptiness as Cutler, freezes in his tracks and uncontrollably releases his bowels in terror as he becomes aware of their folly; the fleeting helmet of the beast known as number 90 is upon him from the right side— not the left. “He switched sides again Olin, he switched sidesss…….” And then, darkness.
Olin shows his new dance, blind witch on a broom stick
Olin: Look at this Jay … “Hey Macarena”
Jay: No you still can’t come out with me and Ols (Olsen’s nickname)
Olin: But just look at these new moves my sister taught me
Jay: Sorry man but no
Olin: Pleeeeaaase, I promise only 4 false starts this year
Jay: Dude, your the center, how are you going to false start?
Jay: OK fine we will go at 6:30 on Wednesday, meet us at AppleBee’s (Thinking in his head, isn’t that where Jerry Angelo and Lovie are having dinner Wed.)
Jay:
Is the guy in the orange shorts “excited” about our new offense or is he just glad to see me?"
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
Cutlet looks like he’s doing an Al Bundy impersonation…
"44 years of football history and nothing to show for it. I wish I wasn’t banned at the Norseman.." - tfrabotta
"Fellas, what are they, unblockable? Is that the '85 Bears over there?" - overheard at Giants' '06 training camp
~~~ Check my profile for links for SB20 and America's Game: '85 Bears ~~~
Added to the playbook by Mike Martz
replacing the “Statue of Liberty” play, neither Jay, and especially Olin are happy with the new “Drug Mule” play the Martz added.
What were they thinking?
by touchdown bears on Aug 11, 2010 6:37 AM CDT reply actions
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