OSS: Shopping Tommie
by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2010 3:00 PM CDT
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Do you have a fun and creative idea for a Bears-related photoshop? If so, send it to me by email or twitter. If it passes WCG's 34-step approval process, I'll see what I can come up with (and give you full credit for it).
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While we're on the subject, here's a few quotes from around the web:
"We like what Tommie has done. Sometimes taking a week off helps, for whatever reason, too. But Tommie is still a big part of what we're going to do around here." - Lovie Smith (chicagobreakingsports.com)
"...if you are determined in the next couple of weeks that he can't help your ballclub and that you have better guys? You have to look to trade him." - Warren Sapp (chicagobreakingsports.com)
"@QBKILLA ("QBKILLA" = Sapp) you aint text me big bro, a all I can do is prove u wrong.Nothing personal." - Tommie Harris (twitter)
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Helmet tip to "Kev H"
for helping me flesh out some of the details on this one.
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If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?
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Sorry about that Kev H
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by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Kev H does have some nice ideas
And this is an outstanding OSS!!!
In the 8th grade Mike Ditka won his school's Science Fair with a model of a working volcano. There were 17 other working volcano's made that day, but only one named Mount Ditka.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Sep 29, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
His idea.
I merely made suggestions.
If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?
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You are my Goose!
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by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Kev H might want to watch the canopy.
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by Ditkavsworld on Sep 30, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow just Wow
That’s about all I can come up with.
by TheMan1 on Sep 29, 2010 3:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
all i can do is prove you wrong.
please god, let it happen.
Five foot three seems to thrive on his misery...
I would love that trade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sorry bro, he Jason Bourned me"- Drama
Ask and ye shall receive
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by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wow you work fast
Colt's fan friend - "This is our dog, we named her after Peyton Manning."
Boondocksaints812 - "You named her Bitch?!? Did you train her to lie down when you run towards her too?"
I lose it everytime I see this
In an Ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
Fantastic.
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
A .500 Club
We did Brian and Briggs, … and Vasher and Harris.
2 for 4!
Like I said, for the past few years, we have been a .500 Ball Club :(
Pep and Manny look like they will continue the trend.
Pep is a Monster!!!
Manny, a second string one demensional Blocker(?) … took so long to get healthy and back out on the field, … that it looks like he forgot how to Block!
pbanachi
Ummmm....
I’ll play…. Chester Taylor?
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
Wait a few more games!
So-So, … so far!
Not enough play time.
Doing a nice job of spelling Forte.
Neither one is going to be able to rush behind this line so it’s going to be hard to establish true value.
Both have nice soft hands and can throw a decient block!
pbanachi
Not that nice of a job...
It’s actually spelled “Forté”
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by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Zing!
"I'd rather have an ugly win than an ugly loss. Yeah, they had a lot of yards, but yards don't mean crap. Points do." -Brian Urlacher
by BearNecessities on Sep 29, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You need a hobby :)
Well exxxxcccuuuussss ME!
pbanachi
I'm not sure what this means.
Gold star.
If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?
Writer at windycitygridiron.com {-/-} http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
You know...
We did Brian and Briggs, … and Vasher and Harris, ……Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen….. Sing along!
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
I lol'd
and then started singing along.
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by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
But do you recall
the most famous Bear of them all?
Cutler, the long-lost QB,
had a strong, accurate arm,
but if you saw his team in Denver,
you would watch with some alarm. (Man that D sucked)
All of the “experts” and pundits,
used to laugh and call him names,
they used to say Poor Cutler,
He really doesn’t have any game. (Throws too many picks!)
Then one normal offseason eve,
Lovie came to say,
“Cutler with this Martz in sight,
Please don’t make me a fool, all right?” (I need my job here!)
Now all the Bears fans love him
As they all cheer and laugh with glee
Cutler the long-lost QB,
you’ll go down in Bears history!
by Steven Schweickert on Sep 29, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 16 recs
Outstanding!!!
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
WCG Comment Hall of Fame
without a doubt. Bravo indeed!
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by David Taylor on Sep 29, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
How's that HOF coming along?
You think Richard Dent could get into that one?
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by Ditkavsworld on Sep 30, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
May take a few years
And he’s gotta wait for John Randle, but sure, why not?
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by David Taylor on Sep 30, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
That is true Randle does have to get in first on principal.
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by Ditkavsworld on Sep 30, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Fabulous.
haha
"A lot of fans were drawn to me because they knew that whatever the score was, I was going to run as hard as I could on every play. You don't have that now, you have guys waiting for next week or even next year." - Walter Payton
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by Ashley Czuba on Sep 29, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Dripping with Awesome Sauce!
in•san•i•ty \in-ˈsa-nə-tē\ noun
1 : The practice of repeating the same action while expecting different results.
by Timothy Hockemeyer on Sep 29, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
You’re not the only one. His writing makes my brain ache, bless him.
"44 years of football history and nothing to show for it. I wish I wasn’t banned at the Norseman.." - tfrabotta
"Fellas, what are they, unblockable? Is that the '85 Bears over there?" - Tom Coughlin, Giants '06 training camp
~~~ Check my profile for links for SB20 and America's Game: '85 Bears ~~~
I don't understand what you are getting at here
Did you post this on the wrong thread?
~>PrettyBoISwagg* ' ~^Ayyyeee^~ BakK PaKk ~_PaKk_~ Boogie
Sapp's response tweet Monday night...
Kinda Tough To Prove Me wrong If We Both Watching The Game!!! C’mon SON!
Colt's fan friend - "This is our dog, we named her after Peyton Manning."
Boondocksaints812 - "You named her Bitch?!? Did you train her to lie down when you run towards her too?"
That was supposed to be in quotations.
Colt's fan friend - "This is our dog, we named her after Peyton Manning."
Boondocksaints812 - "You named her Bitch?!? Did you train her to lie down when you run towards her too?"
As of 2:58 mst
There have only been 3 views, no bids, and no inquiring questions to the seller (Bears).
Best idea yet…David and Kev.
"How do you know somebody is great? When you see how they respond to adversity. Anybody can man a ship when the waters are calm." - Jerry Angelo
No returns accepted!
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
Reportedly... The Bears had to save money
The choice was keep Alex Brown or Tommie Harris
Of course… they kept the player who has now been benched.
"You win because of the quarterback. We have to get that position stabilized. We're fixated on that." -- Jerry Angelo (12.30.2008)
Jerry Angelo trades for Jay Cutler! (4.2.2009)
XD
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.
Exceptional work David!....
regardless of my personal distaste for the play of T Harris, this is damn funny! Wrecky…wrecky!
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO FIRE LOVIE!
Oh man..
I saw this and nearly died laughing..amazingly I’m still here though. The “McHoodieJr” customer review is by far the best part.
lol
I love the “Welcome! LovieSmith” and the category listing.
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
"We're going to try and knock the crap out of everybody." ~ Brian Urlacher
David
You know how I feel about your work and again thank you for making my job as hype man so easy. Now onto the rest of you WCGites….
Here’s what I want you to do ladies and gents, study the brilliance at the top of this post, drink it in. Are you seeing what I’ve been preaching all along? The savior of the graphic arts world is here, he is amoung us. He graces us and all the things that Ditka makes holy with his non stop barrage of genius over and over again. You think you can get this kind of top knotch content from anyone else? Huh do ya? If you do I’ll kidney punch you.
Good stuff Chief.
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I love it.
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by David Taylor on Sep 30, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Love it enough to induct it to the WCG HOF? :)
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by Ditkavsworld on Sep 30, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Not completely my call...
I think it has go green first, then the writers have to vote… could take years to fully decide.
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by David Taylor on Sep 30, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget the severe hazing
Ditkavsworld must first pass through the severe hazing, starting with the shorn scrotum, before moving on to the random piercings…..
If you can't laugh at yourself you must not be very funny.
I remain a pessimistically hopeful Bears fan.
Ummm I have a waiver for all that.
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by Ditkavsworld on Sep 30, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm, what if I just give you money?
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by Ditkavsworld on Sep 30, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
It requires a unanimous vote
And since I love dissent, it’s not going to make it. Sorry.
If I did what I love for a living, what would I do in my free time?
Writer at windycitygridiron.com {-/-} http://www.twitter.com/kdoggers
Your still mad because I didn't suck up to you aren't you?
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by Ditkavsworld on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Why I Love You Guys
i can always count on a smile
you guys are the best keep it up
by Tommy Ohyeah Mcduffie on Oct 2, 2010 11:02 AM CDT reply actions
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